The guard in the hallway started to knock the bars of every cell, so the tunes paid attention. "Alright you little brats, the boss man wants to make an announcement to ya'll," he snorted as he spat a huge ball of saliva out from his mouth. "I want no talking, no whistling, no humming…in fact I don't want you to make any sound at all…so keep your ears peeled and your mouths firmly shut!"
Once the guard had walked past Daffy's cell. The duck started to talk once again. "Oh good god, they're gonna make us into stew!" he wailed.
"Whoa, Daffy, calm down, I'm sure they aren't," said Wile E reassuringly.
"Well, these alien guys all love their food. The time I've been here, I keep being threatened I'm gonna be made into a duck kebab," exclaimed Daffy. Wile E and Bugs looked at each other in worry, but before they could say anything, Swackhammer stomped into the hallway. Wile E and Bugs could feel the ground shaking with every step he made.
As Swackhammer walked past all the cells, he received disgusted looks from the tunes. "Now that I have captured all of you, you're all probably wondering why the heck I brought you here," he announced.
"Yeah, spit it out tubby," Lola snapped. Swackhammer paused and turned to her cell.
The coyote looked at Bugs in amusement. "Well she's still got her attitude, that's for sure," he chirped quietly. The bunny gave a little smile, but then dropped it the moment Swackhammer started talking again.
"A young lady like you shouldn't be so rude…anyway because you're so rude, you will get your comeuppance…and I'll make sure of that," he rasped as he pulled an evil smile. Lola lifted an eyebrow, but didn't reply.
The boss stood up straight and looked down the hallway once again. "Anyway, as I was saying, the reason why I brought you here is because you're all going to be clowns for my theme park I'm building on this island," he annoucned proudly.
"Wait a minute, you tried to do that last time, but we beat in that basketball match," commented Daffy.
Swackhammer turned around sharply to the duck. "You did not beat us! You cheated because you had that ignorant, stupid basketball star on your team," he exclaimed.
"We cheated! You were the ones that stole the talent off those other NBA stars!" blurted out Lola. Swackhammer gave a horribly cold look at the girl bunny, but did not say anything to her.
He then slowly turned to the guard. "Shut the girl bunny and the duck up," he instructed. The guard nodded and got into Daffy's cell and tied his hands together. He then slapped some tape around his beak to keep him quiet. He did the same to Lola as well. Bugs watched in anger and wanted to rebel, but he knew that wouldn't be wise.
The boss seemed satisfied to what the guard had done and he got back to his speech. "The theme park I am building here will have amazing roller coasters, stunning shows and of course very funny clowns, which will be you guys...You see when I advertise that the Looney Tunes are at my theme park, people will be dieing to come here...meaning more money for me!"
Foghorn stuck his head through the bars of his cell and raised his hand. "I say, I say, boy, how on earth did you get off the moon and get back here?" he asked.
Swackhammer laughed. "You dumb tunes forgot how clever I am. All I did was gather scrap materials I found on that planet, you call the moon, and put them together. I eventually managed to make a small hovercraft, which had enough power to get me back home. There I gathered up everything I had and re-located it here, the island between Miami and Tune Town. I then went into that horrible town of yours disguised and I picked up the information that Daffy and Porky were going on holiday to Miami at similar times. After kidnapping those two in Miami, it just became too easy. The rest of you idiots went looking for them, which was ideal for me to just simply capture you," he announced with great pride.
"Well if you ask me boy, you're as nutty as a fruit cake," Foghorn bellowed.
Swackhammer just did an evil laugh at Foghorn's comment. The rooster got a bit angry, but managed not to blurt anything out. "The theme park will take at least few months to build, so to keep you guys amused for that long, I'm gonna transform you all into aliens, so you can be truly one of us," he said.
There were huge waves of gasps amongst the tunes, however Wile E wasn't satisfied. "And how do you exactly intend to do that?" he asked lifting an eyebrow.
The boss rolled his eyes. "You tunes have really forgotten how clever I am. All it takes is one gulp of this drink I have made and in 24 hours, you'll be fully transformed into an alien," he said.
Wile E lifted his eyebrow once again. He was still not convinced. "Give me the drink and I'll see if it works," he said.
Swackhammer pulled a scary grin. "Good suggestion, but no. Because you seem so confident, Mr Coyote, I'll try it on one of your little friends here, that should give you a good demonstration."
Wile E's ears flopped. He was now pretty convinced, because Swackhammer sounded very confident in his speech. "Ooo, nicely done Wile E," commented Bugs sarcastically.
The large alien boss started to walk past all the cells, trying to decide which tune to pick for the demonstration. He stopped at the girl coyote's and Lola's cell. "I think I'll pick the girl bunny, because she's been so rude to me," he said.
The rest of the tunes looked at each other in shock. Bugs grabbed onto the bars of his cell and yelled, "No, anyone but her."