I know! I know! It's been FOREVER since i last wrote but I have a good explanation. My mom says no computer until my rooms clean BUT she's letting me on for exam studying and...well...what she doesn't know won't hurt her. LOL! Anyway, I have big news! HUGE NEWS! GIGANTIC NEWS! Okay, maybe not that big, but it's still pretty intense. After over a year of being wayyyy to overly obsessed with Twilight, I think I might have found something else that I'm almost as obsessed with! Are you ready? Can you handle it.! Well you have to scroll down to see what it is! MWA HA HA! (sorry! I had an energy drink today. they make me crazy!)
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aND THIS CONCLUEs our tour please come again,
u sure u can handle it? Okay! heereit is! ADAM LAMBERT! I fucking love him!!!! Not only is he sexy as hell, but he can sing!!!! There's just one little teeny tiny problem: he's gay! (NOOOOOO!!!) i actually died a little inside when i found out. and then i cried a little on the outside. i still love him tho. :( Too bad he'll never love me.
Jessica's POV
My alarm went off at exactly 7 o'clock A.M. I rolled over and hit the snooze alarm and tried to go back to sleep. I was almost asleep when I started to feel sick. I ran to the bathroom, just barely making it to the toilet before I threw up. Great! Not again! When I finished puking, I gargled some mouthwash and brushed my teeth.
"Are you okay?" Carlisle asked.
"Holy Shit!" I exclaimed. I hadn't noticed him standing in the doorway.
"Sorry," he apologized. "Did I scare you?"
"Just a little," I said, forcing a smile.
"So, are you okay?" he repeated.
"Yea," I answered. " I think I have the flu," Carlisle put his hand on my forehead.
"You don't have a fever," he told me. He gave me a look like he knew I was hiding something, but I just smiled back at him innocently.
Breakfast was awkward. We both sat at the table, eating mini-wheats in silence. We had gotten to know eachother a little last night, but it didn't really seem like we were going to become friends. He just wasn't the kind of guy I would be normally be friends with.
Carlisle and I had to hurry to get dressed. I heard a car horn honk just as I was putting on my coat. I ran down the stairs and got into the car. Carlisle was write behind me. The lady in the driver's seat drove us to the dock and then the boat driver took us to the main land. Mike and Bella were the only other ones there. They were standing angled away from eachother and weren't speaking. Jacob was getting his hair and makeup done on the other side of the beach and too idiot cameramen were trying to figure out how to turn one of the camera's on.
"Try pushing the blue button," one of them, a very attractive blond, said to the other one.
"That's the eject button, Dan," the other one, a shorter, equally attractive brunette answered. "I've tried it four times."
"Try it again, Jason" the blond one, Dan, suggested. He pushed a button on the camera and the tape popped out and fell into the sand.
"You dumbass!" Jason shouted. "I told you it was the eject button, but did you listen to me? No! Now we have to get a whole new tape cuz this one's all dirty!"
"Don't talk to me like that," Dan shouted, shoving Jason.
"Don't touch me, you homo!" Jason answered, shoving Dan back.
"Hey! Just because I'm gay, it doesn't mean I'm attracted to you." Dan tackled Jason to the ground and they started wrestling like teenage boys. I rolled my eyes and turned to look at Mike. He had his back turned and it didn't look like he's seen me. I tiptoed up behind him and put my hands over his eyes.
"Guess who?" I said, disguising my voice so I sounded kinda like a chipmunk.
"What the hell Bella?" Mike exlaimed, trying to pull my hands off of his eyes.
"It's not Bella," I told him in the same voice.
"Yea right," Mike said, laughing. "I'd recognize your man hands anywhere."
"WHAT?!" I exclaimed pulling my hands off his eyes. Mike turned around. His smile faded and his jaw dropped down to the ground.
"Uh...Jess," he began. "It's...uh...you...heh heh heh. I was just kidding about the man hands thing. Your hands are very womanly...even if they are bigger than mine."
"Mike!" I shouted.
"No wait!" he said. "What I meant was that I thought it was Bella because she was the only one here. She's the one with man hands."
"What did you just say?" Edward said coming up behing Mike.
"Hey, Eddie!" Mike said, backing away from him. "That's a very nice shirt...but why does it have a big black spot on it?"
"Huh?" Edward exclaimed looking down at his shirt. By the time he realized that he had been tricked, Mike was halfway to the water. Edward took off running and soon caught up with him and started beating him to a pulp.
"EDWARD!" I shouted. "Stop! I'm gonna kill you!" I ran after him and jumped on his back. I grabbed onto his hair and pulled as hard as I could.
"What the fuck?" Edward exclaimed. "Jessica! Let go of my hair." Next thing I knew, Bella was jumping on my back. She managed to pull me off Edward and then tackle me to the ground. Finally Carlisle and Esme came over to break up the fight and we were all given timeouts. WTH?
Carlisle's POV
I look away for one second to say hello to my fiancee and this is what happens. You'd think that Bella and Edward would at least be more mature, but turns out Edward was the one who started the fight. Well, Mike really started it by saying that Bella has man hands (totally untrue by the way), but Edward shouldn't have reacted that way. Lucky for them, Jacob was too busy looking at himself in the mirror to notice the fight or they could have gotten disqualified. I made them talk it out and then go sit on seperate parts of the beach to cool down. Finally some quiet.
"That was very impressive," Esme said, once we were alone.
"Couldn't have done it without you," I lied. Truthfully, all Esme had done was pull on Bella's shirt trying to get her off Jessica and yelled at them to talk it out.
"Please," Esme said rolling her eyes. "I just got in the way."
"Okay, so maybe you weren't that much help," I said. "But it was sweet of you to try." Esme smiled and I kissed her on the lips. We were interupted by the sound of three moter boats and Emmett shouting, "Yea! First challenge! Woot! Woot!" Rosalie rolled her eyes and got out of her boat.
"Whoever designed this dock, obviously has never worn heels," she said, trying not to trip. Emmett laughed and grabbed her hand. He walked her up the dock, careful to not let her heels get stuck in one of the cracks, and then kicked off his shoes and ran up the beach in his bare feet. Rosalie tried to unbuckle her chanel heels, but couldn't and ended up stumbling up the beach with them on. Alice and Jasper couldn't even wait to get to the beach before they started making out. The were practically undressing by the time Jacob came to pull them apart. He warned them that although they were on the set of a TV show, they could still get arrested for public indecency and then went to talk to two really stupid cameramen.
Angela smiled and hugged Eric when she saw him and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Eric pulled her in and kissed her on the lips and Angela blushed, looking around to see if anybody had seen. Aww! She was shy! How cute!
Jacob finally got the camera working and called everyone to the centre of the beach
"Alright everyone!" he said. "Are you ready for your first challenge?"
What is Jessica hiding? Will Mike get away with saying that Bella has man hands? Will Adam Lambert ever love me? Unfortunatly no to the last one. But you'll have to wait to find out the answers to the other questions.