Hai! Long time no see. Haha, not really. I'll be changing Nerodora's name for this one because eh hem, a certain person is furious. She will not be showing up in later chapters unless that person gets on her knees and then prays+worships me everynight. :P

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Nerodora. :D

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Me, "What the f…..!" *Finds bed floating in water*

Sasuke, "Hmm?" *Still sleeping*

Me, "AHHHH! COME AND SAVE ME! HELP! HELP!" *All akatsuki wake up to find themselves sleeping on something floating in water (Yes, even the dead ones)*

Sasuke, "Waaaa?! What happened?" *Wakes up to find Itachi drooling over his feet* "Ahhh Itachi!"

Itachi, "Wut?" *Wakes up finally and wipes drool* "I was eating a nice footsteak."

Sasuke, "My FOOT!"

Me, "EXCUSE ME BUT I'M DYING OVER HERE!" *Everyone turns around to see me sitting in the center of the bed.*

Itachi, "What? You are afraid of water?"

Me, "NO!" *Points to a sleeping Hidan unconsciously trying to kiss me*

Itachi, "Ah….. Uhh, why is he doing that?"

Me, *Sticks stinky sock into Hidan's mouth* "YOU THINK I KNOW?!"

Sasuke, "Just leave her be. Her philophobia is incurable."

Me, "SHUT UP SASUKE!"

Kisame, "Seriously? And you kissed Itachi?"

Itachi, *Raises hand quietly* "She didn't kiss me. She cut off my lips and put a finger on her lip, then she touched the cut off ones."

Me, "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM. I DON'T WANNA STINKINLY PAY MONEY TO PEOPLE FOR NOT COMPLETING THAT DARE!"

Itachi, "And, I had to get surgery."

Me, "HELP...HELp...HElp... Help… help…" *Continues to throw sock after sock into Hidan's mouth until finally he ate my shoes*

Sasuke, "Just wake him up."

Me, "Oh, good idea.'

Sasuke, "Idiot"

Me, "Dope"

Sasuke, "Dunderhead."

Me, "Stupid."

Sasuke, "Dodo."

Me, "Dodo bird….. HAH!"

Sasuke, "...TROPICAL dodo bird."

Me, "Hmp… NEON TROPICAL DODO BIRD."

Sasuke, "Neon tropical dodo bird eating pasta."

Me, "Do you know how stupid you sound?"

Sasuke, *Dances in circle* "You lost, you lost." *sings*

Me, *Tears off Sasuke's tongue* "All done. Lets continue."

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Sasuke, "Eh EH EH MEH GEH EH EH JEH EH."

Me, "Nobody knows what you're saying plus, technically, haven't you bled to death already?"

Sasuke, "Neh, hehashe eh ehhem."

Me, "Huh?" *Glues tongue back on*

Sasuke, "BECAUSE I'M AWESOME."

Me, *Snips it off* "Alright, shut yer mouth. Nobody wants to hear you yap."

Sasuke, "Er Er Hahist"

Me, "I am not racist."

Sasuke, "Heh Hem me."

Me, "How do I judge you?"

Sasuke, "Hehause eh es eft heneha."

Me, "Exactly, you left Konoha is an excuse for me to judge you."

Sasuke, "Ho Hut Mup."

Me, "I will not shut up."

Sasuke, "Hen eh hev meh hung?"

Me, "No you may not." *Holds tongue in front of face and teases him*

Sasuke, *Sobs a waterfall*

Itachi, "Whats up?"

Me, "Sasuke lost his tongue."

Sasuke, "Heh hol het." (You stole it)

Me, "Hmm? Oh, lets ignore him shall we?" *Flashes evil grin as walks off with Itachi.*

Itachi, "Wanna go to a fancy restaurant with me? I got free coupons."

Me, "Of course, as long as you're paying the rest." *Sweet smile*

Itachi, "Yeah, now go find something to wear."

Me, "Buy me something to wear." *Mutters rest under breath* "Something expensive so I can sell it later."

Sasuke, "Hoor Hihahi! Hun hahay hum her!" (Poor Itachi, run away from her!)

Itachi, "Hmm?"

Me, "Nothing." *Shoves Itachi out of door* "Die Sasukeeeee!"

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I'm not in a mood to write more today. See you later and yes, crazy things will happen in the next chap.

-Naruto016