Jess was sitting in the common room late one night, everyone else had gone to bed. Dom and Donna had gone out for dinner hours ago and still weren't back. Yeah they were still together, in fact it was their one-month anniversary.
'I don't like this, I don't like this one little bit. Anything could happen, no' one knows they're out. Slut I bet she ends up knocked up, from shagging in a dirty alley behind Hogshead pub. Yeah she's trashy enough to do that, do that with Dom' thought Jess sadly, no she still hadn't gotten over her little crush on her best friend. 'It's dangerous being out so late. What does he see in her anyway? Okay, she's blonde and has a humungous breasts, so what she's STUPID, she has NO SENSE OF HUMOUR and she wears TOO MUCH PERFUME. Argggghhhhhhhhhhh'
"Argggggggghhhhhhhh" Jess shouted out in frustration, "Why can't I be a lesbian or a nun?"
"Dad and I have been asking ourselves that since you were 8" said Harry as he appeared from the boy's dormitory.
"What? Why you two aren't lesbians or nuns?"
"No, smarty pants" said Harry sitting down next to Jess, "Aren't you cold?"
Jess was again only wearing a vest top and matching hot pants, in the middle of the night in a cold castle.
"No, not really" she shrugged
"You sure?"
"Well maybe a little"
"Thought so," said Harry handing her one of his jumpers that he brought down for her, "you really should cover up more, it's a little disturbing to hear guys talking about my baby sister"
"Thanks" said Jess putting the jumper on.
"So what's the problem?"
"What do you mean?" asked Jess innocently
"I mean, why are you sitting in the common room in no more than underwear in the middle of the night, enquiring as to why you are not a lesbian or a nun"
"Oh, it's nothing really I'm fine"
"Jess, don't lie" said Harry trying to be stern but only causing Jess to giggle at his weak attempts.
"Harry no matter how hard you try you will never be as scary as mum. I'm more afraid of Grandpa than I am of you," she giggled
"Well… he is minister for magic, so I guess he is scary"
Jess just gave him, 'a look'
"Oh alright, flobberworms are scarier than Grandpa, okay I get it" said Harry
"Glad you're finally accepting it" said Jess
"So, what is wrong?"
"I told you I'm fine"
"Jess, just tell me. Mum and Dad made me promise to look after you, and if I tell them you have a problem and I can't find out what it is they'll come here and try to find out themselves and we both know that nobody and I mean nobody wants Dad to find out you're dating"
"I guess you're right. It's just you're… you're my big brother, it's weird talking to you about this stuff"
"Boy stuff" said Harry uncomfortably, while his face flushed with embarrassment.
"Yup"
"Serious boy problem"
"Yup"
"How serious?"
"About as serious as it gets"
"YOU BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT OR…" shouted Harry standing up
"I'm not," said Jess calmly
"Then what is it? Is Dad going to kill someone?"
"Probably not, he'll most likely shake his hand. He doesn't like me like that, but I'm too hung up on him to look at anyone else, so he has pretty much solved you and Dad's problem of keeping me the virginal little princess" said Jess sadly.
"Oh Jess we never wanted you to be unhappy, of course we don't. We just want to protect you from atrocious actions of our gender," said Harry sitting back down
"I know," said Jess resting her head on his shoulder.
Harry put his arms round her and gave her a hug.
"Look you don't want to tell me about this boy" he said
"Not really" Jess admitted
"That's fine. But he must be a idiot, almost all the guys in school can see how beautiful you are, most can see how special and what a big heart you have, okay. So no feeling bad about yourself because of some idiot of a guy. And when your ready, you just say the word and Dom and I will see to him"
'I highly doubt Dom will terrify himself. Harry doesn't even suspect it's Dom, it's so outside the realms of possibility'
"Thanks" said Jess, "Thanks for coming down and making me feel better"
"No, problem you must have been really down, you're dot on the map was bigger than anyone else's"
"When am I going to get the map, I need it more than you do" whined Jess
"When you're the oldest Potter at Hogwarts," laughed Harry
"Another year then" Jess grumbled
"Yes, now go to bed it's late, you have classes in the morning"
"Yes mother," said Jess dully
-----------------------------------------------
"Hey, what time did you get in last night?" said Jess the next morning when Dom met her in the common room.
"Uh it's a long story," he said
"I've got all day. Spill"
"It's kinda unpleasant"
"So, you know all my unpleasant secrets"
"Well you know how we went out for dinner"
"Uh huh"
"Well after dinner we went for a walk…"
"Don't be too graphic with your detail," said Jess disgusted
"I won't so anyway… went to the park in the muggle village nearby,"
"The one with the pink swings, I love that place" said Jess her eyes lighting up with excitement.
'It should have been you with me' thought Dom, 'stop it she's your best friend and she doesn't feel the same, just get over it. You have a girlfriend'
"Yeah that one, anyway we were just talking and…"
"You shagged on one of the benches, thanks now I can't ever go back there."
"Will you stop interrupting and no we didn't shag on one of the benches"
"The see saw, the chute, on the swings, where then?"
"We didn't shag at all"
"You didn't shag at all on your anniversary, what the hell happened?"
"We started arguing"
"About?"
"She wouldn't go on the swings or do anything in case she wrinkled her dress, and then she started on at you and I got so mad"
"What do you mean? What did she say?"
"Just that we spend too much time together and that I'm supposed to her boyfriend and I pay more attention to you"
"That's not that bad, we do spend a lot of time together, no reason to get that mad"
"Well she uh started saying that you enjoy all the attention and although you say you have a look but don't touch policy you're really a slag that gets a kick out of flirting with everyone's boyfriend and that you thought you could get anything you wanted cause' your second name is Potter and a few other things" said Dom, seeing the look on Jess' face and knowing it was not a good thing that he had told her.
"Such as"
"Uh you know, that you think you can get anyway with anything cause Grandpa, Daddy and big brother will always see you as an angel even though you're a whore. I'm not saying anymore cause you look ready to kill. But I told her it wasn't true and that she was out of order ever saying anything about you"
"Well I think I'll have words with your girlfriend if you'll excuse me"