A.N- ENJOY AND REVIEW PLEASE!
(This was an actual R.E lesson but we changed and added things along, poetic licence)
Mr B- Today we are learning about "The problems of evil and suffering".
Sara- So basically Sasha.
Mr B- Precisely
Sasha- -gasps- I take offense from that!
Sara- Yes I am sure you do, after all the truth does hurt.
Sasha- My gosh! I am truly and utterly insulted.
Sara- Aha –feigns interest and begins writing- "Sasha- the problem of evil and suffering"
Sasha: I AM NOT EVIL -gives sara death glare-
Sara: You're really scary, do you know that?
Sasha: -smiles sweetly- Aw thank you.
Mr B: Girls in the nicest possible way...shut up.
-Sasha and Sara gasp-
Sasha: HOW DARE YOU FIEND!
-gives Mr B death glare-
Mr B: YOU DO NOT SCARE ME!
Sasha: Wanna bet mate.
Sara -shakes head- Big mistake Mr B. BIG mistake.
Mr B: Your childish antics to not scare me.
-Sasha stares at Mr B with an empty stare. It CHILLS him to the very core-
Mr B- Sorry Master.
Sara- That's what I said!
Sasha- Shutup.
Sara- Sorry Master.
Mr B- Now here are some cards put them in order of the most to the least evil.
Sara- Where is Sasha's picture?
Mr B- I knew I was forgetting something. –goes to his laptop and starts clicking buttons- Everyone look at this really cool effect, I spent most of my life trying to get it just right.
-Sara and Sasha roll eyes-
Sara- And you call me sad.
Sasha- Yes I do.
Sara- Be silent evil incarnate!
Sasha- What is wrong with you?!
Sara- You! Mehehehehehe!
-Sasha glares-
Sara- Don't glare at me slave!
Sasha- What on Earth is going on?! You should be cowering in fear!
Sara- Yesh, but you have it turned on annoyed not death glare.
Sasha- Ahhh, thanks mate.
Sara- No problem.
-Sasha glares again-
Sara- –screams and hides under desk- Yeah, that's it!
Sasha- Do not fear, you amuse me far to much for me to eliminate you
Sara : Aw thanks dude
Sasha : you are welcome slave
-Mr B walks over with picture of Sasha-
Mr B: there you go
Sara : well damn.
Mr B: What?
Sara: You've done it now.
Mr B: huh? What are you talking about?
Sara : Oh you will know soon enough.
Mr B: whatever.
Sara: Have you realised Sasha has been gone for the last few minutes sir.
-Mr B looks around-
Mr B: Where the hell...
-Sasha walks through door with smirk in place-
Mr B: How did you do that?
Sasha: -looks out window- is that your car rolling down the hill?
Mr B: NOT MY BABY! -runs outside-
Sasha: Why did he chose THAT picture of me, I look ridiculous
Sara: well, erm, I'm sure he won't make the same mistake twice...
Sasha: Damn straight he won't.
Sara- -gulps- I'm glad I am not on your bad side.
Sasha- Yeah, sure you're not...
Sara- I like the picture, although it would help if your eyes were not glowing with the fire passions of hell.
Sasha- Yeah, it's a bother.
Sara- I'm sure it is. I'm going to go now.
Sasha- Don't leave me!!!
Sara- Ummm sure. –Sara runs and opens the door-
-Sasha waves standing at the open door-
Sara- How? What? Oh I can't be asked for this. –Sara waddles back to desk and sits back down-
Sasha- Good. But as for punishment I will steal your sheet of work.
Sara- Give it back!
Sasha- NEVER! –laughs maniacly-
Sara - FINE SEE IF I CARE.
Sasha - oh you will. you will.
Sara - why are you so mysterious today?
Sasha - it's a new thing i am trying out. what do you think?
Sara - muchos scaryos.
Sasha - merci
-silence as sasha scoffs at Mr B running back to class-
Mr B - I don't understand how my car did that...i didn't even know there WAS a hill around here...
Sasha - there wasn't.
-Sara and Mr. B exchange terrified glances-
Mr B - What do you mean?
Sasha - I MEAN there wasn't a hill until about ten minute ago.
Sara - WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, WE ARE THE CHILDREEEEEEEEN
Sasha - I LOVE THAT SONG.
Edward - WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP.
Sara - Where did he come from?
Edward - I have been in this class all year.
Sasha - have you?
-Edward sighs-
Edward - YES.
Sara - no need to be SNIPPY WITH ME MATE.
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A.N-
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
ONE SECOND! I NEED TO FLUFF THE SOFA!
*BREAK*
sharshaaaa. says:
LMAO. WTF.
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
I JUSGT
AHHH I JUST SAID FLUD
Y THE HELL DO I KEEP PRESSING ENTER BEFORE I FINISH TYPING!
FLUFF THE SOFA
done
sharshaaaa. says:
:l
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
now i want popcorn
sharshaaaa. says:
you worry me my friend.
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
brb
sharshaaaa. says:
honestly
i don't know what worries me more, your randomness or the fact that i just laughed at a physics joke
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
both i guess
i got bored of waitng for my popcorn so i walked away from it and i think its burnt
ah well
but the steam is making me cry
i think its acidic
it tastes good though
sharshaaaa. says:
:l
you scare me
alot
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
lmao its so hot that one randomly popped in the bag and flew on the laptopn
yummy
IT'S NOT BURNT !
HUZZAH!
sharshaaaa. says:
LMAO.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
many things
sharshaaaa. says:
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE THE STRANGEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET
okay
im don
done*
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
are you sure?
vent it out
-solemn expression-
sharshaaaa. says:
no i am done
i will vent to you in person tomorrow
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
ahh very well
back to the script
-carries on typing-
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Edward- I'm not your mate.
Sara- -eyes water- really?!
Edward- -feels resolve crumbling- I am sorry, we are best friends!
Sara- Yay!!!! I feel so loved! –Hugs Edward-
Edward- -Pats back awkwardly- Okay, let's continue doing R.E.
Sara- Yup, I have a feeling it will be very interesting. Very interesting indeed. –laughs evilly-
Edward- Why am I not surprised?
Sara- You're used to it.
Sasha- What do you mean it's going to be interesting?
Sara- You'll see! You'll all see!
Sasha- I was supposed to be the mysterious one.
Sara- Like I said before, I will usurp the usurper.
Sasha- When did you ever say that?!
Sara- I swear I did! Maybe it was dream, like the one we live in England going to a language college and we are going to watch Alice in Wonderland tomorrow. Odd.
Sasha- You're a weird woman!
Sara- You're just jealous I hugged Edward!
Sasha- No...well maybe a bit.
Edward- I'm still here you know.
Sasha- And your point is...
Sara- Shhhh, the powerpoint is going to start!
Powerpoint: Throughout the ages Evil has been portrayed in many ways –shows images with stuck on images of Sasha's face-
-Sasha twitches-
Mr B - Is there a problem Sasha?
Sasha - Well now you come to mention it....WHY DID YOU USE THAT PICTURE?!
Sara - -shakes head- Yet another bad move.
Mr B - I-I'm sorry...?
Sasha - You will be.
Edward - Sasha you're scary
Sasha - Taa
Edward - You're welcome?
Sasha - Bless you.
Edward - Huh?
Sara - SHE SAID BLESS YOU.
Sasha - Thank you slave.
Sara - No worries my bro....erm my master.
Sasha - I AM ALL POWERFUL BWHAHAHAHAHA.
-bell rings-
Edward - Did we seriously just have a lesson on how Sasha is evil?
Sara - Yes
Edward - This place is WEIRD.
Sara- Yes, she is passing into the shadow realm, soon she will become a wraith like one of them.
Edward- Are you quoting Lord of the Rings to me?
Sara- -shifty eyes- No, it was original –cough- not –cough-
Edward- I repeat weird.
Sara- Don't act surprised, I just hope she doesn't find out it was me who made the presentation.
Edward- You framed Mr B!
Sara- Why of course.
Edward- Absolutely evil.
Sara- No that's Sasha, I'm just deviously manipulative.
Sasha- I heard my name! Who dare speaks my name?!
Sara- It was Edward, Master!!!
Sasha - Edward you will feel my WRATH.
Edward - That's what she said.
Sasha - Who?
Edward - My mom when she grounded me.
Sasha - Oh. Why bring that up.
Edward - Don't know to be honest.
Sasha - ANYWAY.
Sara - Master i say you let him off with a warning...
Sasha - SLAVE YOU DO NOT BOSS ME AROUND. YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH AS WELL.
-sasha dissapears-
Edward - How does she do that?
Sara - I never really worked it out...
-Sara spots Sasha outside-
Sara - What is she doing with our cars...?
Edward - WHY IS MY CAR BRIGHT PINK.
Sara - OMG. WHY. WHHHHHHHHHY.
Edward - What?
Sara - LOOK AT MY CAR
-Edward notices a car that is pink and purple, with glitter and stickers of unicorns and rainbows-
Edward - well damn.
Sara - .
Edward - So you're not girly?
Sara - WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY. WHHHHY!
Sasha - Never cross me again.
Edward - HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!
Sara-I don't know and I don't care! Change my car back NOW!
Sasha- What did you just say slave?!
Sara- My car IS PINK!
Sasha- Your point...
Sara- Change it back!
Sasha- DON'T BOSS ME AROUND!
Sara- THE PINK HAS GONE TO MY HEAD AND HAS RUINED MY VERBAL FILTER! I CAN'T STOP TALKING! I'M GOING MAD! CHANGE IT BACK! OR...I WILL KILL YOUR PHONE JACKET!
Sasha- You don't have...
-Sara pulls out hand and shows Sasha's phone jacket-
Sara- Don't test me woman! Change it! –poises scissors over jacket-
Edward- I can't find it in me to care anymore how you guys do any of these things.
Sasha- We have our ways! Now control yourself!
Sara- Never! Now fear MY wrath!
Sasha- Okay, okay –cars changes back to normal-
Sara- -smiles- Hey guys, why are you looking at me like that, we have English now!
Edward and Sasha- Ummmmm.
Sara- Whatever –skips away smiling-
Edward- What just happened?
Sasha - You saw the true Sara.
Edward - Huh?
Sasha - I'm not the evil one. SHE is.
Edward - But what you did to our cars...
Sasha - SHE FORCED ME TO OKAY.
Edward -RIIIIGHT...
-Walks away terrified-
-Sara returns-
Sara - So????
Sasha - What?
Sara - Is he scared?
Sasha - Yep
Sara - Right time for phase two, get Bella and Edward together-
AAAAND end scene
Sara- WAIT ONE MINUTE! Aren't they already together?!
Sasha - No. THEY BROKE UP LAST WEEK. where have you BEEN?
Sara- When did that happen?! Are you sure?
Sasha - YEEEAH. Edward did something to piss her off, and she remembered WHY she hated him so muchos, so they split up and then YOU said that we should get them back together. Do you seriously not remember?
Sara - YOu know i have long term memory lose...
Sasha - Dude it was like yesterday.
Sara - AND I SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSE OKAY. What the hell?! YOU'RE LYING! I will unleath my wrath! Beware! I don't like liars! Awww but you would never lie to me, would you?!
Sasha - NO I'M NOT. I EVEN RECORDED YOU -sara and sasha listen to recording-
Sara- There is no sound! LIES!
Sasha - SHHH WAIT AND LISTEN. -sasha and sara start talking on the recording-
Sara - OH THAT CONVERSATION. Well now i remember.
Sasha- REALLY?!
Sara- Hah, no of course I don't remember!
Sasha - Fine. then we won't get them back together.
Sara - FINE.
Sara- Let's just say they are together and I will research into this my friend and give you my verdict. Good day sir!
Sasha - Ergh. FINE.
FIN!