Author's note: Wow it's been a really long time since I updated and I'm very, very sorry. Anyway, this chapter was inspired by ankoku-uchiha so all of you should be happy that she read my story and reviewed it. See? Reviewing stories are worthwhile! And again, I don't own Vampire Knight or any other anime out there…YET!! J stands for Jello!!
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They were having jello for dinner. Yes jello! Who the hell is lazy enough to give their kids jello?? Well, the Chairman obviously, because Yuuki and Zero were staring at neon purple jello and oh lord was it breathing?
"It's my special recipe!" the Chairman insisted and Zero snorted.
"Yeah, I bet!" he said unenthusiastically and he grabbed his jello and left. As he was about to throw the disgusting substance away, he realized how fantastic it would look on the back of Kuran's head. Zero cackled like an old witch.
"Just wait, Kuran!" Zero informed the bowl. "It's coming!"
What Zero didn't know, was that at that second, Kaname himself was looking at jello the Chairman had been 'kind' enough to bring for him. He was contemplating on throwing it away or braving it when he thought of Kiryuu and how annoying that little silver-haired, Yuuki-stealing etc. was and how the purple probably wouldn't come out of his hair for ages.
As immature as his new plan was, Kaname was always so serious it was fine for him to act a little childish every once and a while…right?
As he wondered whether this was a good idea or not, something wet and gushy hit him in the face. It dripped down and stained his FRESHLY PRESSED-AND-CLEANED UNIFORM!!
Kaname ran to the open window and saw a silver flash of hair.
Kiryuu was so gonna pay for this, he decided as he picked up his own bowl of jello. He didn't even bother changing out of his now purple and white uniform so we can all imagine the reactions of all the other night class students as he darted out the building like it was on fire.
When he found Kiryuu, the blonde ex-human was hiding in a tree, completely oblivious to Kaname's presence. That was until his hair became covered in jello.
His malicious grin vanished replaced by a snarl.
"It's going to take half a bottle of my special shampoo to get this crap out!" he yelled. "Do you know how friggin expensive it is?"
"Do you know how expensive it is to get your clothes as clean as mine?" Kaname hollered back. The two were quite unaware that pretty much everyone was watching them. Some where even recording. YouTube time!! YouTube ends up in a lot of these now doesn't it….
"I hate you!" Zero yelled.
"I hate you more!" Kaname yelled back.
At the same time both immature losers ended up with the other jello all over them.
"Man, I thought this would be more of an Aido Kain thing," Shiki muttered to Rima who snorted.
"They are over there," she said pointing behind them where Aido and Kain were throwing large amounts of vanilla pudding while Ichijou cried at them not to waste it!
"And if they weren't being so immature, this could be filmed by Aido himself," Ruka sniffed. She let out a horrified scream when a single drop of pudding landed in her hair.
Aido and Kain froze then ran as the furious beauty took off after them.
It was then Kaname and Zero finally realized they were being watched. Zero swore loudly and dumped the rest of his jello on Kaname, then ran before there could be any retaliation.
Heh heh. Kaname can never win.
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That was a short one but my mom gave me fifteen minutes on the computer and now I have two sooooo…read and review and I'll try to update sooner!