It was a warm sunny day and Arceus had said that everyone would be going to the beach that day, including Samurai Jack. "So Jack," Arceus said on the long drive "Have you ever been to the beach before?" "Once," Jack replied "When I had to save a village from robotic lobsters and fight a shinobi warrior in a stealth battle to the death. But I am curious about you and your allies Arceus. The more I learn about you teenagers the stranger you seem." "Well," Arceus replied "You're about to see one of the strangest things about us." The gang arrived at the beach and Arceus told them to go get their swimwears on. "The strangest thing about us is that when a girl gets her bathing suit on the boy will be completly frozen." Arceus said. "Why is that?" Jack asked. "Perverted minds." Arceus replied. They left the car and Jack saw all the guys standing around drooling. "See," Arceus said "I told you." After they all came back down to reality each of the duos left to go do their own activities. "Hey big brother," Latias was standing in the middle of the lake "Watch what I can do." Latios put down the newspaper he was reading and turned his attention to his sister. "Latias," he screamed as he rushed out to protect her from a wave "Please be more carefu-" The wave knocked the siblings underwater. They washed ashore and Latios helped his sister to her feet. "What were you thinking," he said "That was really dangerous and stupid." "I'm sorry." she quietly squeked. Latios held her tight. "I couldn't live with myself if you got hurt," he said "Please be careful." Latias started playing in the sand that way she didn't bother her brother anymore. When he fell asleep she quietly snuck up to him and tackled him knocking him back from his chair. "Latias!" He shrieked. "What is this?" She smiled "A sneak attack." Latios eventually gave up trying to pry himself free of her iron grip. He blushed heavily. "What's wrong?" Latias said. He quietly whispered "I love you." She smiled "I love you to-" She was cut off by Latios kissing her on the lips. She slapped him and ran off crying. She found Celebi and Giratina down on the beach and ran up to her friends. "Girls," she said as she ran towards her friends "Latios kissed me." The two looked at each other puzzled. "So?" Celebi asked. "Yeah," Giratina said "You're family of course he's going to kiss you." Latias was still a little shaken by the event and had trouble saying "I don't mean brother sister kissing, I mean boyfriend girlfriend kissing." Celebi and Giratina's jaws dropped straight to the ground. "He kissed you on the lips?" Celebi asked. Latias just weeped harder. Latios was walking around the beach looking for his sister. Arceus jumped in front of him with Jack by his side. "Latios," Arceus screamed "People have done stupid things before but what you did to day trumphs anything that Yveltal or Mew could possibly cook up." "She is not his sister Arceus," Jack said "He offered to take care of her when she was still a toddler." Latios looked down at his feet in disappointment. "The courts would take her away from me unless I was a member of her family," he spoke up "So I made up the story about being her brotherand I've treated her like my sister ever since. Over the years that brotherly love I had for her grew into a Romantic love and I wanted to marry her." Arceus Grinned a little "Technically speaking it would take about five years for a caseworker to find out about this if we kept it covered up. And technically speaking the courts don't have the authority to relocate an adult. And their ability to arrest you is lost if you're still classified as her legal guardian." "Didn't you just hear me," Latios screamed "I'm not her real brother!" "Doesn't matter," Arceus replied "A spouse technically qualifies as a legal guardian." Latios grew a smile and thanked them both for giving him hope that he and his "sister" would get to stay together. Latias stepped out from behind some bushes she was hiding in. Latios turned around "How much did you hear?" She frowned a little "All of it." He frowned and said "Listen I'm sorry about everything. I understand if you hate me now. Just go ahead and take your anger out o-" She kissed him. "Your not mad?" he said. She smiled "How could I be mad at the only person that ever truly loved me. They resumed kissing and Mew cam out of the hedges holding another piece of the crystal heart. "Seven down, two to go."