Izzy kept ignoring Mimi. And she did not like that one bit.
"STOP IGNORING ME!" she finally screamed at the top of her lungs as she thwacked him on the head with her purse. That got his attention. "I'm starting to miss Tai's random comments..."
Izzy said nothing.
"You're still ignoring me! I wish I hadn't left the stupid island I was stuck on!" The island passed Sukamon and Chuumon. "...okay, maybe I'm glad I left."
"What happened?" he asked.
"Oh, those two Digimon were throwing poop at me, and they asked me out on a date!"
Izzy was surprisingly not too weirded out by this. Everything seemed to ask Mimi out on a date lately. "Okay... but I meant today in general."
"YOU WERE THERE! You already know what happened!" she exploded, prompting Palmon to try and calm her down. Then she heard Izzy's reply.
"Just because I was there doesn't mean I was paying attention." Of all the - so what, he was TK now? That kid had some serious attention issues.
"Don't you remember? Me and Palmon came over here, I asked you to help me find the others, you ignored me?!"
Izzy contemplated. "I ignored you a lot today, you'll have to be more specific." Tentomon facepalmed.
"The time I ran off crying and Tentomon followed me into the ruins?!" she screeched.
"That time I remember. Good thing I'd just spent the past hour analyzing a map of the ruins."
At least he'd been doing something useful while he was ignoring her. Her anger forgotten for the moment, she asked, "So that's how you got the directions, but how were you able to tell me?"
"I messed around on my Digivice until I figured out how to call people with it."
That brought up an earlier incident and Mimi was getting mad at him all over again. "Why did you give me directions to a wall? I was running for my life from Kentarumon!"
"I didn't think you wanted to run all the way to the exit. It was four miles away."
"I would've ran twice as far!" Izzy gave her a weird look. "Okay, maybe you were right. But I thought I was going to die!"
"And I thought I was going to die when Togemon pinned me to the wall."
Mimi had to admit that he had a point there. "Lucky for us the wall exploded. Kentarumon was pretty nice once he didn't have one of those creepy black gears."
"Yeah, he told us everything I already knew about the Digivices. But not how to get the island to turn around..."
"Didn't it turn around when I kicked the big gear in the floor?"
"I have no idea why that worked, but it did."
There was silence for a little while.
Realization dawned on Mimi. "I must miss Tai more than I thought, we just gave a summary."
"Knowing Tai, he'll be the first person we see. Have you ever noticed how he's always first?" Izzy said absentmindedly, once again staring at his computer. Mimi promptly thwacked him in the head.
"Did you learn nothing?" she admonished.
"Well, I learned that Super Shockers hurt, and you're easily offended," Izzy replied without taking his eyes off of the screen.
Not even Tentomon or Palmon could save him from Mimi's wrath.
Author's Note: Well, turns out I'm a total liar. I didn't even think about this fic for a month. At least this was the last episode I hate in the series. I've been busy with school, homework, and cross country, but I'll try to update this soon-ish.