So last time on Glee, Everyone found out that Santana and Brittany are engaged and were all super excited except for Sam because he still feels something for Brittany. And that's what you missed on Glee!
"Ohio can suck my non-existent dick for all I care, I'm marrying Brittany whether law agrees to it or not. They can't stop us from having a ceremony, or giving each other rings, or having sweet lady sex!" Santana fumed into the phone. She was just at Breadstix applying for a waitressing job there.
"Whoa okay, too much information Santana, but I am happy for you," the voice on the phone said.
"Thanks Kurt, oh I, um, have a favor to ask you," Santana said into the phone, she can feel her face get hot as she continued down the street on her way home.
"And what would the fine Satan want from me?" Kurt joked.
"I was wondering that, since we can't get a real priest and stuff, if you would maybe hold the wedding… like say all that stuff that priest's say at weddings," Santana stuttered out the words.
"I would be honored! I'll be there this weekend," Kurt said, Santana smiled.
"Thanks, I'll see ya this weekend then," Santana said ending the call.
"Bye!" Kurt said and hung up.
This weekend was going to be fun.
DODODODOOOO
It's Saturday evening and Santana just got done with her first day at her work and was looking forward to getting home to a smiling Brittany. The day had been hard due to her having to work with overly difficult customers who wanted to change every little thing about their food. Santana opened the door and was surprised by the light turning on and all the Glee club, friends, and Brittany jumping up.
"Congrats!" Everyone screamed. Santana put her hand over her heart and try to get the thudding to stop from the scare.
"Jesus fucking Christ you guys scared the shit out of me," Santana breathed. Everyone laughed and Brittany came up to her placing loving sweet kiss on her lips.
"Sorry, I got the same treatment earlier when I got back from dance class," Brittany said, Santana smiled at her and gave her another peck.
"It's fine, so what's going on?" Santana asked turning Brittany around and wrapping her arms around Brittany's waist and resting her chin on Brittany's shoulder.
"Engagement party," Puck cheered.
"Riiiight," Santana said, "cool," Santana smiled along with everyone else.
"HELL YA WE GOT THE APPROVAL!" Puck yelled and the party started.
DODODDODOOO
The party was in full swing with music blasting and everyone dancing and talking to one another. Santana came down stairs after taking a shower to see everyone acting ridiculously. She shook her head at the silliness of everyone acting stupid. She walked around the living room and spotted Rachel and Quinn in a full make out session and her heart froze.
Flashback
"So what is going on with you two?" Santana pressed he two girls.
"Do we really have to tell to help with the wedding plans?" Rachel groaned, Santana smiled and nodded.
"Quinn and I are um…" Rachel started but trailed off embarrassed.
"We're dating," Quinn finished, Santana and Brittany stared at them for a few minutes before she broke out laughing.
"San, I think they are serious," Brittany said, Santana stopped and looked the two girls who were both in full blush.
"Seriously? Pregs and Hobbit?" Santana asked.
"Don't call her that!" both Rachel and Quinn scolded, Santana was taken aback.
"Shit you guys are!" Santana said again more in shock.
"Yeah we just said that Santana," Quinn quipped.
"Please don't tell we aren't ready for people to know," Rachel pleaded.
"You guys should watch how you touch one another if you want to keep it a secret," Santana remarked.
"Santana," Brittany scolded, Santana's shoulder slumped.
"Don't worry I won't say anything until you're ready, I know what it's like to be outed before you're ready," Santana said, Rachel and Quinn smiled sympathetically at her while Brittany gave her a kiss on top of her head.
End of Flashback
Santana rushed over to them and pulled them apart.
"What the fuck do you two think you're doing, you're not doing a very good job at hiding your relationship!" Santana whispered to them, then she smelt it… alcohol. She looked arounf to see empty wine glasses and beer bottles scattered, she turned back to them and looked them dead serious in the eye.
"Are you guys fucking drunk? Where the hell did everyone get the alcohol?" Santana yelled, everyone looked at her.
"Oh well I found the wine, scotch, and whiskey in your basement, it was in like a box, and the beer I brought in my car," Puck said, Santana was furious.
"NOAH! That's my dad's stash you had no right to get into it!" Santana screamed at him.
"IT's not like you haven't done it, here, have a drink and let your nerves wash away," Puck said holding out a beer, Santana eyed it. She felt an overwhelming urge to take it and slam it, but she knew she couldn't relapse after all the painful shit she went through just trying to sober up.
"No," Santana stated backing away from him but her followed. Santana kept backing away amd shaking her head until she ran into someone who places her arms around her waist.
"Come one San have fun," Brittany said slightly slurred nest to her ear.
"Britt I can't," Santana pleaded.
"San, one drink isn't going to hurt you," Quinn said.
"Quinn's right, nothing bad will happen we all know each other," Rachel piped in.
"Rachel you know exactly why I can't have a drink!" Santana yelled at her, Brittany kissed her neck and it calmed her down.
"Come on Sanny, you need to relax after working so hard," Brittany said next to her then nibbled on her ear lobe. Santana was losing her will power, it was so hard to say no, especially everyone that was supposed to help her say no was telling her to say yes. When she was about to give in the doorbell rang, Santana broke away and ran to the door opening it. There was Kurt in all his glory and smiled on his face.
"Thank God Kurt I need to leave," Santana said her voice overly desperate, Kurt's smiling face turned to one of concern.
"What's wrong?" Kurt asked. Santana stepped aside and pointed to the party, Kurt's eyes widened when he saw all the alcohol and everyone super drunk.
"You didn't have any did you?" Kurt asked. Santana shook her head on the verge of crying.
"I need to leave, now I can't stand it," Santana said, Kurt nodded in understanding.
"I'll watch them, wait out here, where are your keys?" Kurt asked, Santana told him and she went out next to her car while Kurt headed in and closed the door. He weaved through the crowd that was oblivious to his presence and grabbed everyone's keys since it seemed that everyone put their keys there, plus he thought it would be safer if they couldn't drive anywhere. He came out moments later and handed her the keys. She looked at him in question.
"I don't really know which ones are yours, and I thought it would be safer if someone who isn't here had the keys," Kurt explained, Santana giggled slightly and thanked him.
"Tell Brittany I love her and I'll be back tomorrow morning," Santana said getting in her car, Kurt nodded and watched Santana drive away. Kurt headed back in only to be attacked by Blaine.
"Kurt! You're here, Santana said you were coming but I didn't believe it! I'm so happy you're here," Blaine exclaimed hugging him. Kurt felt slightly uncomfortable and just smiled and nodded backing away. He watched everyone party, make out and dance. He went up to Brittany and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned and looked at him.
"Santana said she loves you and will beack tomorrow morning!" Kurt yelled at her over the music. Brittany didn't seem to register what he said and turned back to dancing with Puck. Kurt shrugged and felt his phone vibrate. He pulled it out and saw it was a text from Santana.
From Santana: Hey I forgot to tell you, look after Brittany and make sure Sam doesn't try anything. I don't know why but I'm getting a bad feeling. Oh and I'm at Brittany's house, I snuck in.
Kurt read the text and looked up only to see Sam trying to kiss her, but she kept cleverly dancing around him, avoiding his lips. Kurt sighed and walked over to them and grabbed Brittany and pulled her away.
"Sing a song Brittany!" Kurt said she smiled and nodded going over to the speaker system and grabbing the karaoke microphone Rachel hooked up and a beat started playing.
Hot and dangerous
If you're one of us, then roll with us
'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love
And we've got our hot-pants on and up
And yes of course we does, we running this town just like a club
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got Jesus on my necklace
I've got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexyfied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)
Tonight we're going har har-har ha-ha-hard
Just like the world is our our-our our-our-ours
We're tearin' it apart part-part pa-pa-part
You know we're superstars, we are who we are!
We're dancing like we're dum dum-dum dum-dum-dumb
Our bodies go num num-num num-num-numb
We'll be forever youn youn-youn youn-youn-young
You know we're superstars, we are who we are!
DJ turn it up
It's about damn time to live it up
I'm so sick of being so serious
It's making my brain delirious!
I'm just talkin' truth
I'm telling you 'bout the shit we do
We're sellin' our clothes, sleepin' in cars
Dressin' it down, hittin' on dudes (HARD!)
I've got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexyfied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)
Tonight we're going har har-har ha-ha-hard
Just like the world is our our-our our-our-ours
We're tearin' it apart part-part pa-pa-part
You know we're superstars, we are who we are!
We're dancing like we're dum dum-dum dum-dum-dumb
Our bodies go num num-num num-num-numb
We'll be forever youn youn-youn youn-youn-young
You know we're superstars, we are who we are!
DJ turn it up (up up up up up up)
DJ turn it up (up up up up up up)
DJ turn it up (up up up up up up)
DJ turn it up (up up up up up up uuuup)
Tonight we're going har har-har ha-ha-hard
Just like the world is our our-our our-our-ours
We're tearin' it apart part-part pa-pa-part
You know we're superstars, we are who we are!
We're dancing like we're dum dum-dum dum-dum-dumb
Our bodies go num num-num num-num-numb
We'll be forever youn youn-youn youn-youn-young
You know we're superstars, we are who we are!
Everyone danced and cheered as Brittany sang and dance to the song. Kurt decided to take a video of it and sent it to Santana, whom he knew she would be happy to see Brittany perform again. Kurt watched as everyone started to get up and sing and he sighed.
Tonight was going to be a long night.
DODODODODOOOOO
Santana drove up her driveway at noon the next day. She sighed and got out, walked to her dor and unlocked it. When she got in she saw Kurt throwing away the last of the beer bottles.
"Thanks again Kurt, I really thought I was going to relapse, you saved me," Santana said, he smiled and they hugged.
"No problem I had fun watching them," Kurt said, Santana chuckled and shook her head.
"Thanks for the video also, I loved it, she looked so happy and careless," Santana commented.
"No problem, oh but I have an idea you should get back at them, they are all passed out in the living room," Kurt said, Santana smiled and nodded, she walked into the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan and mixing spoon. She walked into the living room with items while Kurt beamed and followed her. She took a deep breath and started banging on the frying pan. Everyone jump awake with a start then a chorus of groans rang thought the air. Santana and Kurt laughed.
"What the hell Santana, what wrong with you? Don't you have a hangover?" Finn groaned.
"No," Santana shrugged.
"What? How could you not," Artie asked.
"I didn't drink, I can't," Santana replied.
"What? Santana Lopez not partying it up? What happened?" Puck questioned squinting at her. Brittany, Rachel and Quinn's eyes widened in realization.
"Shit, Santana we are so sorry," Quinn started.
"Yeah we completely forgot you can't drink," Rachel continued.
"I don't see why, and even so I can't believe you guys tried to force me to drink," Santana said getting slightly angry.
"Wait what?" Brittany asked.
"Yeah Puck was the instigator, but you all tried to get me, Brittany almost actually got to drink," Santana replied.
"Baby, I'm so sorry I can't believe I did that," Brittany said shocked.
"Why can't she drink?" Marley asked.
"Santana turned into quite the alcoholic back in New York, so she had to quit and she went through…. Not the easiest withdrawals," Kurt explained.
"Geez Santana I'm sorry," Puck said.
"It's fine now you know so hopefully it won't happen again," Santana shrugged, Brittany got up and hugged her tightly.
"I'm sorry, I don't remember much but, I still don't like that it was so bad that you had to leave," Brittany sniffled slightly.
"It's okay Britt-Britt," Santana said kissing her cheek. Brittany smiled.
"Now here's another question, Kurt what are you doing here?" Tina asked.
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO BI DO BI DOOOOOO DO BI DO BI DOOOOOO
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