Me: WOW! Chapter 10~ it's the tenth chapter of xXIssho ItsumademoXx. I'm so excited. It's so cool. I want to thank my faithful readers~ Now for a special disclaimer.

Yumi: *twirls*

Kaoru: *does a cartwheel*

Minako: *waves finger in the air unenthusiastically* Woo-hoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….

Me and Yumi: DUN RUIN IT MINA!!!!

Minako: Damn….

Kaoru: *giggles*

Mina, Yumi, and Kaoru: THE TENTH CHAPTER OF xXISSHO ITSUMADEMOXx! IT'S A CELEBRATION

Me: You heard right~ Now let's begin.

Yumi: She dun~

Kaoru: OWN~

Minako: BLEACH™~

Me: I will someday…

Girls: In yer dreams

Me: *cries* Bishes~ BIG ICKY SAGGY HOS~

Opening song- LOVE&TRUTH by YUI

xXIssho ItsumademoXx

Chap.10

Cause we are guardians.

Kaoru stared at the explosion through the Seireitei's barrier. Kurosaki Ichigo, Shiba Ganju, Inoue Orihime, Ishida Uryu, Sado Yasutora, and Yoruichi illegally broke into the Seireitei. "Let's split up" Yumi stated. "Alright" Kaoru said. Minako nodded in agreement silently.

Yumi looked at the Ryoka, who split up amongst their selves.

"Kaoru you'll go with Chad" "BUT HE'S SO BORING~"

"Urusai…" Yumi rubbed her temples. "Minako you'll go with Inoue and Ishida"

Minako's gaze hardened. "I don't like Inoue" she said bluntly. Yumi ignored them. "And I'll go with Ichigo and Ganju" "You just wanna go with your boyfriend Strawberry~"

Yumi glared at Kaoru. "I'll stuff a sock down your throat ok?" Yumi said sickeningly sweet.

Kaoru gulped. "I dun like socks…" "You wear them" Minako said.

"Not my point!"

"Lord let's go" Yumi said. "We have no time to play around dudes" "I know that" Minako said. "Tell that to Kaoru" Kaoru glared in reply.

Yumi rolled her eyes and walked off to Ichigo and Ganju's reiatsu.

Kaoru and Minako looked at each other and began to walk away into their separate paths.

"Tigereh-kun…." Kaoru chimed.

Chad looked back at Kaoru with a confused looked. "Me?" "Anybody else with Tiger in their name you know?" Chad didn't reply.

"And the awkward silence ensues~" Kaoru whined. "I think you are so boring"

Chad blinked. "Why is that?" he regretted asking that. "Because you ish soooooooooooo boring dude! I mean you don't talk. How are you not boring? Are you shy or sociably awkward?" Chad stared at her. "…No…"

"Buh chu seems like it" "…I'm just um quiet?" "Really? I didn't know that!" Kaoru smiled causing Chad to sweat drop. "Um…" "SEE THERE IT GOES AGAIN" Kaoru shouted. "Sssh!" Chad covered her mouth and dragged her around the corner.

"MChad gyou wshould iknow uthat gyou mdon't jgrab a rlady rlike uthat!" Kaoru mumbled under his hand. "Sssh!" Chad hissed as Kaoru heard footsteps.

Two drunken shinigamis footsteps to be exactly. "Ish juh thoughts Ish cheurds somesones talkings" One slurred.

"Ya old COOT! Yer heard things!" "Ish's nots ans old coot ya pussy" "Pussy? Me? I'm a pussy eater. Ya old coot, yer a cum slurper!" "Nos chur a dick muncher~" the first one glared. "No ya got that confused with yer mammy!"

Kaoru giggled under her breath. "These idiots" she mumbled.

The first drunk waved his finger in the air. "I. Ikezuna Yazuchi am a great shinigamis of the 7th division! Ranked 17th seat. And you Yuketachi Ruzuna are 13th seat of the 11th division." "Ya dumbass that's means I'm ranked aheads of ya!" "Duhmbass? That ain'ts what yer MAMMY SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT"

The one named 'Ruzuna' glared at 'Yazuchi' and charged at him.

Kaoru giggled and tripped him up causing both to fall and pass out.

"My work here is done. They was annoying…. Dun you think we should leave now?" Kaoru started skipping ahead.

Chad sweat dropped and followed.

Minako stared at Uryu and Orihime. 'They are annoying ne'

Well Uryu was quite intelligent and quiet. Just like she liked. But Orihime on the other hand was talking and chatting away.

She was there just talking and talking, giggling cheerfully. She talked more than Kaoru on a daily basis. She was talking to both Uryu and Minako.

Minako believed Orihime was so talkative and dumb to the point she was talking to herself. 'I just meet her and I already can't stand her'

Orihime was talking to Uryu oblivious to the fact that Uryu didn't want to talk. He tried to tell her gently and politely but she REALLY didn't get it. It really pissed Minako off when Orihime clearly ignored the ANNOYED PISSED OFF look on her face.

She CONTINUED talking and talking. The conversation went to Ichigo. Ichigo is so amazing; Ichigo is so cool; I can't believe Ichigo did that. Blah… Blah… BLAH!

Minako noticed the hurt look in Uryu's eyes as Orihime blushed cheekily and continued praising Ichigo.

Minako had snapped. "Why don't you shut up ne" Orihime and Uryu blinked.

"E-Excuse me?" Orihime blinked. "You heard me. Now shut up"

"Demo Minako-chan-" Orihime was cut off. "No. You're not gonna call me Minako-chan. Because we ain't friends. Really I can't stand you. MAYBE if you shut up I won't but no. You won't will you? BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANNOYING DAMN BITCH! AND I'M WARNING YOU! TSUKIYOMI MINAKO DUN PLAY! YOU TALK AGAIN I WILL RIP OUT YOU VOCAL CHORDS AND STUFF THEM UP YOUR ASS" Minako snapped at her.

Orihime turned and it got extremely quiet.

Minako sighed in content. "Ahh silence. Too perfect" she grinned lightly.

Yumi stared at Ichigo and Ganju. "I leave you two alone for like 111,111,111,111,870 seconds and boom you two gots beats up and you hurt Yumi-kun dammit!" Yumi accused pointing at Ganju.

"I don't care I woulda died" "Soooooooooooo Yumichika is fun AND he has my name on his name so bleh!" Yumi shouted. Ichigo grabbed her head and started running as more shinigamis ran after them, Ganju followed.

"I WANNA WALK!!!" Yumi whined as Hanataro stumbled to the front of the crowd. "U-Um excuse me" Hanataro stuttered.

Yumi's eyes brightened as she grabbed Hanataro's arms causing him to blush, stutter, and blink all at the same time.

"We're gonna go play a game and run away" Yumi said to the gynophobic boy.

Hanataro blinked. "Ano… Yumi-san I-I'm not sure about this"

"Don't ANO ME" "Eto…" "Don't Eto me either!" "Demo but you said not to say Ano" "No DEMO EITHER!"

Ichigo looked back for a quick spilt second. "Yumi will you shut up talking to yourself back there!"

"I'm not freaking talking to myself Ichi-berry! Can't you see this cute, shy, and sociably awkward boy?"

Ichigo screeched to a halt. "Cute, shy, and sociably awkward boy?"

He looked at Hanataro who waved. "Oi come on Ichigo!" Ganju shouted as he continued running. Ichigo blinked and continued running. "Oooohhh why do this always happen to me?" Hanataro asked in a frightened tone. "CAUSE IT DOES!!!" Yumi grinned.

Kaoru and Chad maneuvered through the Seireitei quietly. In Kaoru's case she woulda had a better time with Orihime and Uryu.

The crept through an alley and looked around. "This isn't fun…" Kaoru muttered. "We is lost"

A growl sounded through the alley. "What was that?" Chad asked. A panther pounced on Kaoru. Kaoru giggled. "It's cute"

"Thanks" the panther said in a masculine voice.

It got silent. "…"

Orihime and Uryu stared at Minako who was staring at the lioness. "Why is there a lion in the-"
"Sssh" Minako said. "It's a lioness"

The lioness stared back at her.

The two held a staring contest for quite a while. Uryu looked at Orihime. "How long are they gonna do that?" "I dunno" Orihime replied.

Minako patted her head. "I wonder why you're here"

"What's your name?" the lioness asked in a gentle calm voice.

"…." The three looked at each other.

"This damn sewer stinks" Ichigo and Yumi hissed. "It's the only place safe. I have to clean here all the time" Hanataro explained.

"That's alright Hanataro" Ganju said.

Yumi turned as she heard a low growl. "What the hell was that?"

Ichigo scoffed. "Hearing things again Yumi?"

"No I'm not Strawberry" Yumi gasped as two wolves circled her legs. "Nani?"

"Hello" the wolves said in unison one had a low masculine voice and the other had a soft high voice.

The four eyes bugged out their head. "…"

"NO FUCKING WAY HE/SHE/THEY TALKED??!?!" the ryoka and 3 stooges shouted. Hanataro had nearly keeled over.

Kaoru stared at the panther. "What the hell??!?"

The panther stared at her. "You act like you've never her a little panther before down on the floor acting like you can find me in the jungle floor"

"DON'T SING DA REAL SUGA BABY!!!"

"Da real suga baby huh? I like that song" the panther grinned.

Chad was leaning on the side of the wall. It's Yoruichi all over again.

"What's your name?" the panther asked. "U-Um… K-Kaoru" Kaoru couldn't get over the shock.

"Mines Shiki"

"Oh ok…"

"Y-You talk?" Minako asked shakily. "Yes" the lioness answered. "I think that's obvious…"

"You should be used to it" Uryu said. "Look at Yoruichi"

"Yoru-tan is a special case ne!" "Anyway like I had asked… What is your name?" "Minako ne…."

"I am Kisa"

"Now why are you here and why can you talk?!?" "I was born with the ability to talk for one"

"Um… You talk?" Yumi asked.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Ganju and Ichigo shouted.

"Um. Don't yell. You two are so obnoxiously loud" "What's your name?" Yumi changed the subject and rolled her eyes at Ichigo and Ganju.

"Mitsuki" the female wolf stated. "Tsukai" the male wolf stated.

Yumi nodded. "Yumi"

"I'm Ichi-" "NO ONE ASKED YOU ALL OF THAT!" the three shouted in unison. Ichigo scowled in reply.

"Why are you here by the way?"

"I am here to protect you" Shiki said.

"I am here to protect you Minako-san" Kisa said.

"Basically we are here to protect you" Mitsuki and Tsukai said.

"Along with our friends we are guardians here to protect. Cause we are guardians" "Holy shit dude" the 3 stooges stared.

Yumi sighed. "I miss Mina and Kao" Mitsuki and Kukai curled by her side as she lay down.

Kaoru looked up at the sky as she stroked Shiki's head. "I hope everyone's ok"

Minako sighed as looked at Kisa. "I just hope those idiots don't get into too much trouble"

Kisa purred in reply as she nuzzled her face in Minako's head.

Yumi's lips parted slightly as she breathed in.

"Forever we can make it!
Forever we can make it!

Koisuru otome-tachi no shisen tobikau [it's so cute!]
SHAI da shi se mo hikui kare ni watashi-tachi muchuu
Zasshi no renai KOONAA "hiku TAIMINGU ga daiji" Nonki de ii wa

Rusuden no koe no TOON Ni warimashi ni shita kedo
KOORU BAKKU matsu jikan wa Taikan sokudo yurume
Eien ni tsuzuku TONNERU na ra imasugu U TAAN muda na teikou ne

Hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuite ta ra Donna ni ii darou
Dare ka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni monaru kedo ne
Tsuiagete kita Anata e no omoi
Umi ni okkochite mo mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara!

Saikou no CHANSU now is the time Minogasanai only once
KEGA osoreteinai de forever we can make it!!

Choukisen wa nigate datta Reigai no aite "So fight!"
Honrai konomi janai no Kare no egao wa mashou ne
"Ai sareru yoru Aishitai" Otona butta SERIFU mishiyou no manma

Anata no suki na mono wa zenbu RISAACHI sumi no hazu demo
Akibeya darake kono kokoro ga hoshigaru no wa Hitotsu dake
Oikakete kita Anata e no omoi
Shinkuu PAKKU ni tsumete todoketai kedo Itsu aiteru no kara?

Saikou no CHANSU now is the time Minogasanai only once
KEGA osoreteinai de forever we can make it!!

Forever we can make it!
Forever we can make it!
Forever we can make it!
Forever we can make it!

Atama ja nakute kokoro ga koi o suru!

Tanjyun de kanjin na koto Yatto mitsukedashitanda!
Kizutsuitatte ii janai so we are never give up!

Saikou no CHANSU now is the time Minogasanai only once
Koukai nante shita kunai deshou forever we can make it!!

Forever we can make it!
Forever we can make it!" Yumi finished her song as Tsukai and Mitsuki's tails wagged as they fell asleep.

Ichigo nodded. "You have a good voice"

Yumi cracked her eye open. "Thanks" "You should get some rest…" "I know but I can't sleep"

"Minako and Kaoru are fine" "I know…" Yumiko yawned as she closed her eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

Kaoru closed her eyes as if she heard Yumi's song. "Sing another lullaby Yumi-tan" she purred in her sleep.

Minako smirked and closed her eyes. "Sankyuu Yumi. Sankyuu"

The song Yumi sung was Forever we can make it by THYME. This will be the new ending for the story!

Ending song- Forever we can make it by THYME