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Entry 17

I smile widely at Hakuba.

"Yes Conan-kun my name is Hakuba Sagaru and yes I'm here to prove that KID is 'that Kuroba guy,'" says Hakuba crouching down and ruffling Kudo's hair. Kudo blinked and pulled hurriedly away from him.

"OI! Don't just ignore ma question ya stuck up Ahou!" yelled Hattori looking extremely pissed.

I watch with hilarity as Hakuba clenched then unclenched his fists before finally sighing and replying in English through gritted teeth, "I believe I just answered that stupid. Please don't jump to conclusions like the brash idiot you are."

"Ahem. Excuse me but I do believe that all of us here understand English." I say, changing to English as well.

"Yea, who do you think we are?" added Hattori smirking.

"An attention-seeking-thief and an incompetent-detective."

Kudo coughed, a vein appeared and threatened to explode, I back away. He narrowed his eyes at me. "Are-re-re Hakuba nii-san, KID-san, Heiji-nii san…why in the world are you guys speaking English?" he asks showing off a cocky grin.

Hakuba looked shocked but recovered quickly, "Ah, I never realised Conan-kun knew English…Oh, that's right you grew up in America right?"

"Yes."

"Well, isn't this brilliant! We all understand English so Tantei-san can't insult us!" I say cheerfully.

"Oh really now?" challenged Hakuba.

"KID…I bet you wouldn't understand this because nǐ shì gè BÁICHĪ.(you are an IDIOT.)"deadpanned Shinichi.

"Zhēn de ma (Really?)" I questioned, tilting my head a little.

"Xiàn zài shuí shì gè báichī (Who's the idiot now?)"laughed Hattori, looking from one to the other.

Hakuba mirrored him, "Wèi shé me wǒ men xiàn zài jiǎng hàn yǔ(Why are we speaking Mandarin now..?)"

"Nǐ wèn wǒ gān mǎ? Wǒ zěn me zhī dào?Wèn tā!(Why are you asking me? How should I know? Ask him!)" I say shrugging and pointing at Kudo.

"I say we drop this language contest." Kudo replied reverting to English again, "I'm tired of his."

"I'm not dropping this until you do." I say, challenging him.

"Me neither." Chorused Hattori and Hakuba. They look at each other in shock.

"Why are you copying me?" They cried in unison.

"I'm not!" They each claimed indignantly, again in unison.

I laugh.

"It's you isn't it? Throwing your voice around…" They accused.

I shrug. "Am I? Are you sure it's not Conan-kun? He can mimic voices just as well."

The two spun round and shot (metaphoric) daggers at Kudo who was hurriedly putting away his bow tie.

"Not fast enough Sherlock!" I mouth at him as he was dragged away by two VERY angry detectives. He gave me a look that promised pain later.

"Good luck!" I call out further angering him, dropping a smoke bomb and leaving them with only a white heist note to ponder over.

Entry 18

I wait patiently on the rooftop my back facing the door. 'The moon is very pretty tonight,' I think lazily as I hear the door to the roof open.

Without turning around I grinned and said, "Finally here then? Took you long enough."

"Put your hands up KID. Your time is up."

"Oh this is a surprise. Tantei-kun not here then?" I spin round to face her and my eyes widen, "Ah, why is this lovely ojou-chan pointing at me with that toy? Now, now put it down and come over here." I say, smiling warmly and offering her a pink rose. This girl, where have I seen here before? And why is she pointing a REAL gun at me? Unless-

"I'm not a little girl and put that ridiculous rose away. This is a gun KID. It's the real thing." She fired, the bullet grazing my leg and leaving behind a trail of blood.

I continue to smile, albeit a little forcefully now, "Well, you sure look like one to me. A charming one too."

"Looks can be deceiving and your flattery won't reach me. Put your hands back up KID. No funny tricks or I'll pull the trigger and this time I aim to kill."

I gaze calculatingly at her. She meant every word she uttered. I slowly and deliberately raised my hands. 'Any second now, c'mon Tantei-kun, come out wherever you are,' I thought a little desperately.

As if reading my thoughts she smirked and said sweetly, "Your precious little critic will be taking a long nap, don't worry KID, Kudo-kun won't be disturbing us today."

My blood froze. "Who are you really? What's your relationship with Tantei-kun?" I ask quietly.

"My name is Sherry. My relationship with Kudo-kun is none of your business."

"You're one of them aren't you?"

"My, my such a nosy thief we have here, almost makes me think you have caught the detective flu that has been going round recently."

"Hahahaha well Sherry-chan I can assure you I'm nothing more than a thief. So what business do you have with me if you're not one of them?"

"Revenge." She stated coldly and cocked the gun, "for the innocence of one of my best friends." She fired.

"Wha-" I watch as the bullet travels towards me in slow motion. I dimly remember trying desperately diving out of the way before the smoke could reach me. Wait. What am I saying? Smoke? How can there be smoke coming out of a BULLET?

*pop**Shuffling sounds*

"April Fools Kid! Or have you forgotten?"

The smoke cleared.

"T-t-Tantei-kun?"

"KID stuttering? Wow now that's a first."

"You. You. I-I"

"Yes?"

"HOW DARE YOU! You almost gave me a heart attack. AND STOP COPYING MY GUN STYLES. (What do you mean by 'the innocence of my best friend' anyway?)"

"What do you mean? This gun is entirely original. I got Dr. Agasa to make it for me. (That was for Ran. HOW DARE YOU TRY ANYTHING WITH HER?)"

"Bu-but-Then-"

"What? I thought it was a nice trick (and payback!) Oh and the smoke is original too. I got Haibara to make that. I like blue so much more than pink you know? It's much more…fitting."

"Kudo…you… I have no more words to say to you."

"Then that means I win."

"Wha-WHAT NO WAY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"I thought you said that you 'had no more words to say' to me and that was perfectly fair KID. Or should I say, Kuroba Kaito son of the first Kaito Kid, Toichi Kuroba and of the Phantom Lady, Chikage Kuroba."

Hey guys!

So I decided to let Shinichi play a prank on Kaito this time. Seriously…how dare he try ANYTHING with Ran…just thinking back to that 14th movie makes me very mad!

The gun Shinichi used originated from the gun Kaito used in Magic Kaito.

By the way I hope the Mandarin bit wasn't too confusing for you guys…

So once again:

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