Bounty Hunters and Beer

Alex POV

"What was that?" Iroh asks concerning something on the ship. We go on deck to see some chick on a shirshu that paralyzes a stowaway on the ship which leads us to be outside a bar to find the chick again.

"You have to pay me back for the damage to my ship," Zuko tells her. She wins her armwrestling match and a ton of money.

"Sorry but as you can see i'm I little short on money, DRINKS ON ME!" she yells.

"Really? You wanna grab me a beer?" I ask her.

"No problem kid," she replies and some waiter hands me a glass. I down it in a couple drinks and Zuko looks at me surprised. The chick gets me another and I keep chugging em down until Iroh has one of his soldiers bring me back to the ship and lock me in my room. I lay down and a long time passes until I get bored, and did I mention i'm totally wasted so I decide to drunkenly sing.

"Driving around and I'm far from sober" cue Zuko and Iroh entering

"Looking for a ho that I can bend over

My friends say I'm going nowhere fast

But when I'm fucked up, I need some ass

Boo boo booty call, let me inside some sugar walls

I ain't got shit to do in the morning

Fuck the surgeon general's warning

Let's get fucked up - Gimme a cup I'll drink till I throw up

Let's get fucked up - Alcohol my only friend!" I take another gulp of the water sitting next to the bed.

"Heyyyy Sparrkyyy!" I slur badly. "Yo ponytaill is soooo stupidd that iss, iss stupid! Thas what!" then I start laughing uncontrollably. Iroh says something to Zuko and Zuko comes over to me and picks me up while Iroh leaves.

"Heyy Prinncess, your arms arre realllyy hardd, you work out or somthingg?" he brings me into the bathroom and drops me in the tub full of freezing cold water. It's cold! I scream and try to stand up and get out of the tub but I just trip over the edge and fall on the floor.

"Holy fuck in motherfucking hell that is shitting cold as whores!" I yell at him. He laughs in my face, not a mocking laugh but a general laugh!

"What the fucking hell was that for!" I yell.

"Your drunk and were annoying as hell, now your not and we can all get on with our lives," he finishes and leaves to do who knows on the ship.

"Fuck you and have a nice day bitch!" I yell after him and I can hear him laughing.

Zuko POV

Hahaha! She kept yelling and singing so Uncle had me sober her up by dumping her in the bathtub. Now whenever She hears a noise she start cussing out whoever is nearest to her. I go over to Uncle and am about to say something when she starts yelling at me,

"If you say a fucking word I will cut your stupid ponytail off! My headache is murdering me alive! Ahhh!" and she runs away to her room while I burst out laughing. Uncle gives me a look and starts chuckling along with me.

"That girl is a handful," he tells me.

"I know Uncle, I know," I reply.