Hey All! I know its been months, but I've been busy and just couldn't decide on how to end this lovely tale... Until, that is, I actually sat down and tried to write it. Don't hate! I was thinking about the gay clowns from yugioh abridged.... Rediculous.

First experiences happen to everyone. They are the memories that you snag and lock away to keep as good stories, or not so good stories, until you die. Sakura, at the moment, wished this wasn't how it worked. Even though she had sort of known, and even approved, of their growing relationship, even though her inner fan girl was doing a happy dance, and even though they were her friends, it was still an extremely rude awakening to have a couple of passionate, gay men roll on top of.

That, unfortunately, was how her day had started off. With a headache that 'sledgehammer to head' wouldn't do justice, Sakura had been none too cruel after she had woken up. She made it her priority to give Naruto and Sasuke nothing but shit until further notice, as payment for her oh so unfortunate awaking. I mean, have you ever woken up to naked gays performing nefarious deeds on top of you? Okay, mostly naked. The important stuff was covered, but she could've sworn it was Naruto that had drooled on her hand, definitely not morning dew.

However, seeing as they had pretty much saved her a trip to the hospital for hypothermia and possibly worse, she paid them back by keeping her mouth shut to the oh so perceptive Ino about why she was in such a mood after they had been found and picked up by Kakashi and friends…

And that is why they currently sat in the same van that had driven them to the canyon in utter silence. The tension seemed thick enough to cut with a knife as Kakashi drove, Sasuke and Naruto sat together in the back, and everyone else filled up in between.

"So," began Kakashi. Several people winced at the discomfort ushered in by the awkwardness, "in case you didn't guess it, team seven won. I mean, clearly since they were the only group to stay out the entire night," Kakashi met eyes with the three winners via rear-view window, "Even if it was just because we couldn't find you."

Sakura grinned for the first time that morning, obviously excited over the extra credit. This immediately lightened up the atmosphere and while Shikamaru and Kiba grumbled over the loss, Sasuke and Naruto celebrated with shouts and laughter from the back row.

Hinata raised her head at the noise, looking to the boys. "Naruto-kun, you and Sasuke-kun seem to be getting along much better. This trip must have been good for you?"

Once again, silence filled the van as if a switch had been hit. Sakura made the only noise, grumbling something along the lines of, "You have no idea".

Sasuke looked at Naruto, who looked at Hinata and grinned, ignoring the atmosphere. "I found out that I'm actually gay for Sasuke but it's okay because gay for me too and then we made out but we accidentally woke up Sakura who had a massive headache from the tree branch last night and that's why she's being such a bitch right now and now he's my boyfriend."

For the third time that car ride, silence. "Wait WHAT?" Kakashi hit the brakes at a red light he had almost run. Horns screamed at him from all directions as he nervously made apologetic gestures, meanwhile everyone went back to staring at Naruto.

"Did you just say I was your boyfriend?" asked Sasuke. Naruto turned back to him, "Well, yeah. Why?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, only slightly annoyed at his dobe boyfriend's assumption and total lack of self-consciousness. "Nothing," he replied.

"Well, since you guys blazed the trail," began Shikamaru, "Choji?" the larger boy looked at him with ever-growing eyes, "Uhhmmm yeah?"

"I love you, man" the scrawnier boy pulled the larger into a kiss as Sasuke gaped, what the hell?

"Actually, Sakura chan" Hinata looked up from her hands. "You don't even have to say it," replied the pink-haired one, starting their own something from the row behind Shikamaru and Choji.

"Kiba kun?" Ino looked hopefully to the other boy in the car.

"Oh, hell no. In case you didn't notice, this is a gay thing. Sorry."

Ino made a face and pouted, inching ever closer to the window as Hinata and Sakura invaded her personal bubble.

"Why? Wh-what the hell?" Sasuke sat astonished as their friends got together with each other. What was happening?

"Haha, don't you know Sasuke? We've entered a gay-mobile. It happens a lot these days, or so I'm told."

Sasuke stared at Naruto. Was he that stupid?

"Oh you don't know? It happens when too many people are stuffed into one car, that's why clowns are always…"

"Shut up." Sasuke interjected. Yeah, he was.

"Well, while we're all at it," Kakashi reached into his pocket and pulled out a cell phone, dialing a number from memory and holding it to his ear. "Iruka? Hey, it's Kakashi. Don't worry the kids are all fine; I just wanted to call to let you know… I love you."

What was happening? Why was everyone acting like this? Sasuke's head swam and his vision blurred… What the hell?

Then… Black.

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Thump. Sasuke felt his face kiss the floor none to gently when he landed. He looked up, heart racing, and felt sweat beading his forehead and the back of his neck. Looking up and around, he let out a relaxing breath. He was home. It was a dream. The cozy wooden apartment he lived in seemed to comfort him out of his nervous state.

What the hell kind of dream was that??

There was a knock on the door. Sasuke bolted up and looked at the clock by his bed. His clock read 2:07 am. Shit. So that's why his alarm didn't go off… damn power outage…

There was a knock again, and this time Sasuke pushed himself up past the tangle of sheets that had fallen with him. He grasped the doorknob and turned, only to be knocked over as a certain blonde pushed through and sent him flying.

"SASUKE!" Naruto cried. He was a blur of orange as he flung himself onto the boy who was now on the floor for the second time that morning. It was too early for this.

Sasuke blinked. It was too soon after his dream. This was awkward, but he could always direct his discomfort towards anger.

"Dobe!" Sasuke shoved Naruto off of him and rolled him over, claiming top.

"Why the hell are you at my house?" he fumed, Naruto simply ignored his mood, grinning.

"Kakashi-sensei sent me. You aren't the type to be late so he was worried. But even I wasn't late today. How could you have forgotten?"

Naruto had sat up, Sasuke practically sitting on his lap, and so that they were face to face. Sasuke blinked. Why was today important? He honestly couldn't remember anything past his dream…

"You even had Sakura-chan and I worried! We thought maybe you had run off… or something."

Sasuke looked back to Naruto, who had gone all gloomy. Why would he have left? Oh… that's right. Yesterday Naruto had been being his annoying self and taken things a bit too far and he had threatened to leave the village and go to complete his goal alone.

"Naruto, you're being stupid. Now tell me what are we doing today?"

Naruto, energy renewed, flashed a toothy smile at him, "I sooo can't believe you forgot. Today's our first mission! I mean, our first real mission. We talked to the Hokage already and he gave us some dumb escort mission for some stupid bridge builder, but still!" He grabbed Sasuke and began shaking him, "This is our first real mission!!!"

Oh. Right. Sasuke punched Naruto, sending him to the floor. He got up, brushing the dust off himself. He glanced at the picture next to his broken clock, the one of team seven, and smirked. "Baaaaaaaka."

Naruto stood up, and hurried out, waiting for Sasuke to get his things so they could leave. Sasuke locked the door behind him and lead the way out towards where Kakashi and Sakura were apparently waiting. He would have to apologize for being so late…

"Sasuke?"

The Raven-haired ninja spun around, bracing for something stupid that would be typical of the blonde, but the look on his face stopped him.

Naruto strode up to Sasuke, stopping just before they touched, "I love you".

Naruto pressed his lips to Sasuke's, demanding him to give in. The reacting curl of his lips into a sly smile made the blonde hesitate. He pulled back, blue eyes looking into black.

"Sasuke, I said I love you."

Sasuke grinned, "I know."

The End

And... That's a wrap! I'm going to miss it *tear*.. oh well! Anyways tell me what you think. This is the first fic I've semi-tried to maintain a plot for. I have an Inuyasha fic but plan on deleting it since it is an abomination. I have a couple other Fics started and if you like my writing I suggest you put me on your author-alert list. The more I get the sooner I'll start posting :E

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