dear muruaders,

first of all, i dont know why i am doing because i have been

bullied by ur kind before...

secondly, i have a big problem. well two. first, i recently broke up with my

boyfriend because we got into a big fight, but i still really like him and i

feel really bad. we had gone three months with no fights what so ever and we

went out with a bang like that. secondly, i have been bullied alot since the

beginning of this school year and its effecting me badly. though i havent been

physically bullied, its more mental.

please help,

snakette

Dear snakette,

Prongs, did we just get a letter from a Slytherin?

I think so…

It can't be true.

But it IS!

Merlin's Pants!

Wow. You four are unbelievable. This poor girl wants your advice and you are too blinded by prejudice!

Sorry Dear.

I'm not the one you need to apologize to.

Sorry snakette.

Whatever. You should talk to your ex. Find out why you really broke up and soon. As for the bullying, As Head Girl I will personally talk to the Gryffindor House about their bullying.

Sincerely,

The Marauders + 1

Dear Marauders,

Why are you such creepy bullies and toerags? Why don't you leave Severus and

Lily alone?

Potter, are you that insecure about your supposed manhood that you have to try

and make Severus look bad in hopes Lily will like you? I guess you're really a

coward because you don't have the balls to face Severus without your three

other buddies! BTW, stalking a girl for the better part of seven years ain't

cool!

Black why don't you pull your head out of Potter's ** and start thinking for

yourself!

Lupin, you're too nice of a guy to waste your time with these two loosers -

old Pothead and Black.

Peter, why do you want to keep hanging around with people who make fun of you

and treat you like crap? Real friends wouldn't treat you like crap!

To whom it may concern,

Those are my friends you Arse! Leave them alone. We all love each other. We are a family. You need to shut your mouth before my fist ends up down your throat.

I am in Love with James. Severus made his decisions and I refused to tolerate them. As far as I know, James and Sirius haven't done anything to Severus since we ended our friendship.

Woah.

Yeah Woah.

She was a bitch!

Sincerely,

The Marauders