⌠Yea, so I bet you won▓t kiss Ashers.■ Joe said to Kevin.
⌠When did I get that nickname?■ Ashley said cutting into their little fight.
⌠IDK my bff Jill? Got a problem with that?■ Joe said to Ashley.
⌠You know what Joseph.■ Ashley said getting a little mad.
⌠Don▓t make me come down there,■ Kevin said towering above Joe.
⌠Ya know what Kevvers I could care less if you are taller then me.■ Joe said standing up.
⌠Whoa boys calm down now!■ Lizzie said standing up also.
⌠Yea, come on now Frankie is the only one allowed to beat Joe up.■ Nick said pulling Kevin back into his seat.
⌠Thank You. Nicholas.■ Joe said after calming down a bit. ⌠Anyways back to the subject, Kevin I dare you to kiss Ashley.■
⌠What!?■ Kevin and Ashley screamed together. This startled Frankie who was sitting on Ashley▓s lap.
⌠Oh No, You saw us kiss last night.■ Ashley said setting Frankie down.
⌠Aww come on that was just a peck.■ Joe said, ⌠This is a real kiss.■ He grabbed Lizzie pulled her onto his lap and started kissing her.
⌠Um┘ hello we have a little kid here Joseph.■ Lizzie said once he stopped.
⌠Frankie I think it▓s your bed time.■ Nick said looking at Miley.
⌠Aww but it▓s only-⌠ He started but was cut off by Miley.
⌠Come on Frankie me and Nicky will read you a story and sing a song for you.■ Miley said.
⌠Yea, come on you little monster.■ Nick said picking Frankie up.
⌠I wanna read the little engine that could.■ Frankie yelled with a hug grin on his face. Once Miley and Nick were up the stairs and Joe checking to make sure.
⌠Hey, You guys what▓s today?■ Lizzie asked looking up from her laptop.
⌠Um┘ Saturday.■ Joe said.
⌠Oh crap I have to watch my cuzzers Malcolm tonight.■ Lizzie said grabbing her phone and running outside.
⌠Lizzie wait┘■ Joe said running after her.
⌠Kitty? (A/N: my real aunts name is Kitty and my cuzzers name is Malcolm he is a few weeks old.) Oh hi um┘ instead of me coming over there and watching Malcolm can you bring him to a friends house?■ Lizzie said into the mouthpiece. ⌠Oh great thanks. Here you can talk to Joe and he▓ll give you his address and directions to get here.■
⌠Hello? Hi Kitty.■ Joe said as Lizzie walked into the house.
Lizzie▓s pov
As I walked into the house, I walked in on a make out fest with Ashley and Kevin. I guess they didn▓t see or hear me come in because,
⌠Ashley, Kevin, are you too on Earth or Mars.■ I said waving my hand in front of them.
⌠Uhh ohh what?■ Ashley said snapping out of the trance.
⌠Ok your┘ Whoa! What happened here Paul Kevin Jonas the second.■ Joe asked walking in the door.
⌠Uhh uhh nothing!■ Kevin said playfully.
⌠That wasn▓t a nothing nothing that was a something nothing, just because I may have the name Joe Jonas that doesn▓t mean I don▓t know the difference between a nothing nothing and something nothing. Because SOMETHING was definitely going on.■ Joe said pointing an accusing finger at them with an evil look in his eyes.
⌠What?■ Lizzie, Ashley and Kevin said at the same time.
⌠IDK I had a Joe moment. Now just tell me WHAT THE FRICK WAS GOING ON!■ Joe yelled.
⌠Kevin and Ashers were making out!■ I blurted.
⌠What is up with the nickname? GOD I DIDN▓T EVEN ASK FOR IT!■ Ashley yelled.
⌠Shut up you▓re getting it! And ohhh Kevin you kissed Ashlayyyy!■ Joe yelled back.
⌠Why you gotta do that?■ Ashley yelled.
⌠Ashley calm down.■ I said trying to calm her down but it wasn▓t really working. Just then thy heard a car pull up. Lizzie ran outside to be greeted my aunt and little cousin.
⌠Malcolm!■ I screamed running over to him. ⌠I▓ve missed you so much.■ me walked into the kitchen with Malcolm and my aunt.
⌠Everyone this is Malcolm.■ I said holding him up. ⌠And this is my Aunt Kitty.■
⌠Well, Hello Malcolm.■ Joe said taking him from me. Malcolm just looked up at Joe and giggled.
⌠I guess he likes you.■ Kitty said handing me the diaper bag.
No one▓s pov
⌠I see he▓s in good hands just call me if you need anything.■ Kitty said walking outside and getting into her car.
⌠Well, what are we gonna do with you?■ Joe said in a baby voice to Malcolm.
⌠I think we should put him to bed and go sleep ourselves.■ Kevin said yawing.
⌠Um┘ you boys are gonna have to set the baby bed up.■ Lizzie said.
⌠Us boys are gonna do what?■ Nick said coming down the stairs with Miley right behind him.
⌠We▓re gonna put Malcolm▓s bed together.■ Joe said making faces at Malcolm.
⌠Oh this is gonna be interesting.■ Miley said.
⌠Very.■ Lizzie and Ashley agreed.
⌠Well, here let me take Malcolm from you and you guys can start on putting it together.■ Ashley said walking over and taking Malcolm from Joe.
⌠Awww but I wanted to play with him some more.■ Joe said pouting.
⌠You will get to play with him tonight he▓s gonna be in the basement with us.■ Lizzie said grabbing the diaper bag and descending the stairs to the basement.
⌠Oh fine!■ Joe whined. Everyone laughed at how how he was reacting to not getting to play with the baby.