Shterven Ghettoverse Oneshots

by 8BitNaga

A collection of my Dry, Dry humor. Most of these are on my GooglePlus (8BitNaga Google Plus) Please dnt get offended Please. The incorrect spellings are on purpose so pls dnt flame me about grammar. Rated T for fairly strong language, dnt like, dnt read, and i suck at summaries. ENJOY MY CHILDREN (This is a crackfic and i dnt own SU)

10. Rich ass bitch

Songfic (Christmas carol)

Rose: I built this *shows her armoury*

I forged this *Shows her sword*

And i built this *Shows light cannon*

If i sell it all,

I'll be a rich ass bitch