Oh. My. God. I didn't update until now 030" I'm so sorry! oTL I got all depressed when I got into a fight with my dad QAQ and I don't even know whose fault it is! DX
Setting things aside…
I'm really glad that the Varia thing worked out XD
To:
Great
-Yep. Giotto is here as a brother but the confusing part is that the Giotto of the Primo family is also there. Confusing, I know… But to make it simple, Primo Giotto will only appear when the Vongola history is explained while Brother Giotto is here because he fits the 'brother-complex' very nicely so I decided to add him in the story... Which kind-of makes things AU…ish… Hope I didn't confuse you on this one. =^^=
Warning: OOCness
-Enjoy~!
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Chapter 10: Lesson for the Varia part 2
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"Ne, ne… Why is Tsuna-san kissing his brother?" Haru questioned as she took a closer look at the picture, "And why is he cross-dressing? Does Giotto-san have some sort of fetish over cross-dressing Tsuna?" She added.
"Now that you look at it, Tsuna-kun looks like a real girl here…" Kyoko mused.
Nana shrugged, "How about I find his brother first…" She said as she left the room. Kyoko and Haru exchanged looks before sighing exasperatedly and got out of the room as well with the same thoughts wandering in their minds, 'Pity to the owner of those pictures if Tsuna finds out…'
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~TIME SKIP~
Enma sighed for the umpteenth time.
He has been regretting his decision for helping Tsuna for a while now… No wonder Tsuna was irritated most of the time. The papers in Tsuna's office don't seem to be decreasing and from the looks of it there are more papers coming in. Enma finally signed the last paper from his stack, "DONE!" He happily exclaimed.
Tsuna smiled at him and said, "Good, now you can proceed to the next stack."
THUD!
The red head's hands slipped out of the desk and fell down, face first. Enma weakly stood up and tiredly looked at Tsuna, "Ahahaha… right…" And so, Enma grabbed another handful of papers and signed away… So regretting…
"Gomen ne, Enma…"
"Eh?"
"You're stuck here in the office with me instead of doing something else…" Tsuna stopped writing on the papers and gave a sorry look at Enma, "Gomen…" He apologized again.
The red head scratched his head and stared back at the brunet, "You shouldn't be apologizing… I chose to help you so there is no fault. Besides, I am helping you because I'm your friend and I am also a boss of my own family so I should understand some things in life"
Both smiled and sighed at the same time, "Why did I become boss..?" They also said at the same time. Life of a mafia boss… So regretting…
They went back to signing papers.
"…NAAA~!"
"What was that?" Tsuna asked when he heard the distant voice. Enma shrugged, "Saa…"
The door to Tsuna's office burst open followed by a blurry image with huge dust cloud following behind, "TSUNNAAA~~! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THISS!?"
"This voice..! Otou-san?!" Tsuna blurted out. The dust cloud resided and Tsuna's father, who was shedding comical tears, was seen along with papers slowly falling down from the air, "What are you doing here?! –WAIT! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY PAPERWORK!" The brunet hysterically shouted.
"Forget about that! Since when did you become interested in cross-dressing?! AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME GAY?!" Iemitsu interrogated.
"I'M NOT GAY! I'M ALREADY ENGAGED TO KYOKO-CHAN!" Tsuna defended. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"
"THIS!" He shoved an envelope in Tsuna's face.
The brunet got the envelope out of his face and stared at it. There was a bad omen surrounding the envelope and his Hyper Intuition also acted to it. Hesitantly, he opened the envelope and paled almost immediately. The pictures are all familiar to him. That was clearly taken when he was forced to participate in Mukuro's play. He had to be a real girl during that wretched play and remembering it clearly… there were sudden flashes coming from a certain someone's camera.
Also judging from the pictures, the ones that were unfamiliar to him were taken when he turned unconscious while the process of him turning to a girl happened. Only one person can have these images…
Rokudo Mukuro…
"Otou-san… These pictures are from a play…"
"…TSU-CHAN~~!" On cue his brother, Giotto, also barged in the room. He was panting very hard and flashed a picture, "Who took this picture?" He showed the picture of him and cross-dressing Tsuna kissing.
"HIIIEEE! WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF ME KISSING MY BROTHER?!"
Enma felt so conscious at that time. He still remembered it so clearly—the time when Reborn also gave him an envelope full of pictures that contained cross-dressing Tsuna… and to think that he has it in his pocket.
He secretly moved his envelope to the unsuspicious-looking drawer. Well—you know just in case the blame can be passed to someone else *cough*the mastermind*cough*. The red head inwardly sighed in relief when the move he made was unnoticeable.
"—THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! MUKURO! I'M GOING TO GET YOU!" Tsuna crumpled the envelope and snatched the picture away from Giotto'shand. He would've stridden out of the office if not for Giotto and Iemitsu grabbing each one of his arms.
"Tsuna/Tsu-chan…"
"What?" The brunet raised an irritated brow.
"Can I keep it?" The two said at the same time. Iemitsu had this stupid looking bright face while Giotto had a peaceful look with a cat-like smile.
"No." And with that, Tsuna left his father and brother—who had turned to broken hearted maidens (Weird… I can imagine them looking like that O_o)
Enma took this an opportunity to get rid of the pictures, "Pssst!" The two broken hearted males turned around, "I have some pictures of Tsuna… They're not as good as the others though…" The red head secretively slid his envelope full of pictures after getting it out of the drawer, "I got it from Reborn not too long ago."
Giotto opened the said envelope and revealed some cute pictures of his beloved brother. The blonde smirked and blushed very hard. The picture may not be as good as the other but it was still cute.
"Hey, don't be greedy, let me see it!" Iemitsu snatched the envelope from his older son. He flicked the pictures. He stopped mid-way for he started shaking, "KAWAII!"
"Ha-ha-ha! Too bad! It's mine!" Giotto snatched it back.
"No. It's mine!" Iemitsu tugged it.
"No. MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"I'm your father therefore, I have the advantage!"
"I saw it first, so it's mine!"
"How about we settle this once and for all?!"
"FINE BY ME OLD MAN!"
Enma remained silent, watching the scene infront of him unravel. He chuckled awkwardly. He started to regret that action of his. Sweat dropping once again when he saw the two fought over the pictures… Tsuna has a loving family that's for sure… I guess…
"Why don't you just—"
"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!" The two men retorted back, making Enma sink into his seat.
I'm the one who gave those pictures though…
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There was never a normal, peaceful, quiet day for Tsuna. Looking back, ever since he met the baby named Reborn, his life was never normal again (So he considered being bullied normal?). Even for just one day he wished for a normal day. Oh how he longed for such a day—but with his guardians, that will be counted as a no-no…
He began his search for the male Mist Guardian.
Rokudo Mukuro is so dead
Or so it was supposed to be…
Tsuna stopped on his tracks. If he remembers it clearly, Kyoya has a copy, Bianchi has a copy, Reborn has a copy, and Mukuro also had a copy. So, who is the real mastermind?
Reborn, obviously…
Change target. Aim for Reborn but before that, aim for the owner of the pictures then aim for Mukuro then he can aim for Reborn. And in the end, Mukuro is still to be targeted… poor sap… he's going to face his boss the second time.
What brand of sadism shall he use this time? *Sadistic grin*
Putting that aside for the mean time, Tsuna has decided to search for the owner first. The owner must be rich, considering that he/she bought the pictures when he was a temporary girl—which made the brunet feel like a narcissist for awhile there (But he had to admit it to himself… he does look good as a girl, who agrees with me!? XD). He felt the urge to burn them right here and now but if he does that, the evidence is good as gone.
Who was it?
Is it Xanxus? No… if he did see those pictures… that man would just laugh his ass out since the supposed Decimo is dressed as a girl in the pictures. He was marked out. How about Mammon? Nah. That greedy arcobaleno would've just sold those pictures at a high price rather than buying it. So he was out of the list. What about Leviathan? A possibility since he did look like a perverted old man.
Then we have our suspect number 1. Mr. Leviathan shall be dragged to the pit of hell (sound-proof room) together with the other suspects and Mukuro and if possible Reborn (Impossible)
Now who else..?
Lussuria? A possibility so he shall also come with Leviathan to the pit of hell… but if you think about it, that gay would show it to him the moment he sees the brunet… so..? Just in case…
How about Belphagor? All Tsuna could think about this freak is that he's weirdo that only thinks of himself. Would he get a copy of Tsuna's pictures..? Oh well. He's suspicious therefore he is one of the suspects.
Is Squalo one of them? Probably no… Inside Tsuna's mind he thought of some sort of intimate relationship with Xanxus. He suddenly shuddered by the thought—He marked that as gross. He's not one of them.
And of course Fran is out of question. I mean, what would a child do with an envelope full of pictures that contains cross-dressing?!
Now that that is done with, let's hunt some Varia!
Tsuna smirked in victory as he went to the room of the Varia.
He entered HDWM and barged in the room –cue devil grin-
"I'm back~." A demonic aura surrounded the brunet and flashing orange eyes were seen.
"V-Vooii! W-What did we do this time..!?" Squalo stammered. He stuck out his sword and pointed it at Sawada, "We haven't done anything!" On cue, their expensive, imported table collapsed.
Sweat drop.
"Hmm~? What were you saying, Squalo-san?" A throbbing tick mark appeared on the brunet's forehead and he brandished his gloves. Great… more cover papers whoopee..!—Was Tsuna's sarcastic thought. He mentally cursed to why everything in this stupid mansion was full of ridiculous expensive materials. With the use of his gloves, he thrusted forward to the following people: Leviathan, Lussuria, and Belphagor—and snapped their necks for a temporary loose of consciousness.
"Go to my office. NOW." The brunet commanded to the rest of the remaining Varia. Due to fear, the rest of the Varia just stiffly walked outside and headed for Tsuna's office.
Tsuna tied his three primary suspects and dragged them to the sound-proof room. He tied them securely to each of the chairs and off to go find his male pineapple headed Mist Guardian.
Thanks to him being in HDWM, Mukuro was found a few minutes after… Tsuna found him setting up small cameras in bathrooms and changing rooms. Pervert.
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…
…
A blinding light was flashed in front of their eyes, effectively waking them up. Horrifying memories immediately came into mind as they realized the room they're in. In someone's mind, he heard Barney singing…
I love you, you love me~! We're a happy family~…
"MAKE IT STOP!" The pineapple head clutched his head like there was no tomorrow.
The remaining people's mind, they recalled the memory of singing along with Dora…
Come on, bamunos! Everybody let's go…
"The memory! IT'S HAUNTING ME!"
"NOOOO!"
"IT'S THE STUPID BRAT AGAIN!"
Tsuna shut the lights, making the flame on his forehead and gleaming orange eyes the only ones visible. Using a flashlight, the brunet flashed it to one of the suspects and started the interrogation.
"Rokudo Mukuro, you took pictures of me when I was unconscious didn't you?"
"Kufufu, I don't know what you're talking about—!" Tsuna shoved one familiar picture on Mukuro's face, "You took this picture didn't you?" Mukuro visibly flinched. Very familiar, yes—that was the one he took during the time the play was still on-going. The brunet flicked more of the pictures, in a female PE uniform, sailor suit, cosplays, erotic costumes with erotic poses… and all are cross-dress—No scratch that, he was a temporary woman that time.
"Answer me!" Tsuna demanded.
Mukuro started to sweat buckets and found it hard to swallow at the time, "Eherm… H…Hai…" That was then he started to avoid his gaze, since it started to intensify. Then, he instantly paled when his boss raised a pair of scissors and hair gel.
"Congratulations, you're a carrot head starting today." The brunet proceeded to the suspects, leaving a devastated Mukuro and his new hairstyle.
Next up is Lussuria but before Tsuna could interrogate, Lussuria has already given him an answer, "Ara~! I already have those pictures! Demo (but)… Bel-chan's pictures were missing… Oh~ don't tell me…" The gay one turned to the blonde prince, "Bel-chan~! Vongola has your pictures~!"
A menacing aura started to leak out of Decimo. One eye was covered by his bangs and one gleamed dangerously at the said prince. Tsuna's devil grin grew wider as he raised a pair of scissors. "It makes me wonder to what you look like under those long bangs of yours… Shall I cut it?" each word had venom hidden inside.
"No! Ch-Chill out! I'm not the only one who has your pictures!" Bel immediately said before anything happened to his hair.
Tsuna raised a brow, "Lussuria has one, who else?"
"Shishishi, Levi has one, Squalo has one, even Boss has one." After that statement of his, a terrifying glare was given to him. He struggled to get free of the place but rendered him fruitless. He was tied securely at the chair.
Tsuna muttered, "I'll be back…" then flew to his office, knowing that the rest of the Varia should be there. A few seconds later, the brunet came back with the two more unconscious Varia members and tied them securely to a chair.
The brunet got a bucket full of water and splashed it on the two unconscious Varia members. They groggily woke up and jerked in place. They saw Decimo flash a terrifying grin and eyes gleamed in the dark.
"And to think, I marked you out of question…" Tsuna clenched his fist until it started to shake. He sighed deeply and let his hands and arms to sway lazily. The brunet slapped his face in an exasperated way. Soon after, he started to chuckle ever so darkly. The person in the room—aside from Mukuro, who was lost in his world—gulped heavily with an audible sound.
"My dad is obsessed with those pictures, my brother doesn't want to share those pictures, Haru thinks it's cute, Kyoko says I look like a girl, I bet the whole Vongola has a whole stash of them… but I wouldn't think of the Varia having those pictures of me…" Tsuna raised his head and smirked, causing the people to considerably tense. The 'HHHIIIEEE'-ing brunet they know is on a vacation for the time being since work and sadism was getting the best of him.
One step forward. Try your best and sink into your seat. Another step forward. Having a hard time curling up to be honest. Smirking like hell. Loosing blood in a moment. Takes out a certain something for punishment. Make sure you stay awake because losing your conscious is not a good thing right now. Stops infront of the Varia with a devious Cheshire grin…
"Welcome to hell…"
…
…
..After a few minutes of horrifying screams and shouts later…
"Haa~~ I FEEL BETTER!" The brunet stretched his hands upwards. He turned around to the Varia, "You'll be helping us okay~~!" The traumatized Varia flinched and nodded. Good thing they were in a sound-proof room, if not, they would have felt embarrassed throughout their lives.
Even so…
Going out of the sound proof room spells doom for them…
"Bye-Bye~~!" Tsuna waved goodbye and skipped out of the room… forgetting to target the mastermind… Reborn… for once, the paperworks for Tsuna will be a piece of cake because of the recent memory he just acquired.
In the meantime the Varia was deciding to who goes out first.
"Trash, go out."
"Vooii! I'm not going out looking like this!"
"Shishishi, the prince shall not go. Commoners first before me."
"Maa~ Can someone just go out~?"
"Shishi, I know! Levi, you go out first!"
"Why would I go?"
"Trash. Out. NOW"
"I will do everything for you, boss."
Hesitantly, the door slowly opened. Coincidentally, a few students happen to pass by… "AAAAaaaaahhhh!..." They ran away. Levi closed the door and curled into a ball, "I can't do this!"
Squalo snapped, "VOOII! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!" With that, Squalo slammed the door open. Coincidentally, Shouichi happen to pass by. His glasses broke, "AAAAAaaaaahhhhh!..." The same thing happened. The swordsman closed the door curled into a ball, "I can't do this…"
"Mou~ is that all you two can really do~?" Lussuria stood up and opened the door. He shamelessly walked out. A short silence before he came back, "Mou~! Are you guys going to stay there?"
And so they got out and walked back to their room. The people they passed were either, snicker, secretly taking pictures, cover their mouth or eyes, faint or simply run away.
Makes you wonder right?
Behind those few minutes are known to be hell…
Continue?
HECK YEAH!
First up was Belphagor. His bangs were cut and revealed chinky eyes and for fun, Tsuna added long eyelashes. He used hairspray to keep a few hairs up and tied him two short twin-tails. Then, he added a few make-ups which were… ehem semi-permanent which can't be removed after atleast one week.
Next was Squalo. Tsuna went crazy with his pair of scissors. The swordsman ended up having uneven hair cut, with a few spots of empty hair. He has squiggly lines on his cheeks and was overboard with the make-up. It was too much.
Xanxus had his hair colored with colorful streaks of different colors (Wow… redundancy) His scars were surprisingly unnoticeable because of the foundation but unfortunately, his lips were sparkly red, long eye lashes, and instead of awesome piercings… well… it was dangling earrings.
Lussuria had nothing to be ashamed of—to be honest, he was proud of Tsuna's work. His colorful hairstyle was laid down and surprisingly, he also admired the pink shiny lipstick he has on his face and also compliments the great powdering on his face—now if only Lussuria had a better face…
Leviathan had things worse… his hair was reduced to a Mohawk and had a few strands of hair sticking out of his head. His piercings were replaced with larger once—making his face look stretched. Then on his right cheek, 'Fucking' was written and 'is my life' on the left. And like the rest of his Varia comrades, red lipstick on his lips, a bad foundation on his face and long eye lashes.
And just so everyone knows, the things on their faces are to last for atleast one week or so—setting aside the hair coloring and trimming.
Going back to the story…
The Varia wished that they didn't go to the HQ. And now, they're forced to help the Vongola in the upcoming event.
~END OF CHAPTER~
~OMAKE!~
-Iemitsu vs. Giotto!-
"We will settle this once and for all!" Iemitsu shouted.
"Bring it on!" Giotto shouted back.
The two began a glaring contest.
Enma, who was no idea to what would happen next, sunk even more into his seat. He has been making too many mistakes recently. What's going to happen next?!
Iemitsu regained his posture and fixed his tie. He started to look like a professional again, "I'll give you back your whole stash of sweets if you give me those pictures." He bribed.
Giotto was reluctant to accept. He loves sweets more than anyone else but not as much as he loves his little brother, "I'll tell 'kaa-chan that you still wet your bed."
Iemitsu blushed in embarrassment. It was a secret that he and only he should know. But, that will not put him down, "I'll tell Tsuna that you dump your paperwork together with his pile."
Giotto took a step back. That was one thing that he does secretly and double-checks whether there was someone watching him or not, "Oh no you don't…" Giotto growled.
Iemitsu smirked, "Oh yes, I will…"
Giotto glared and was about to charge until the other Varia members barged in.
"V-Voiii… That brat told us to go here"
"Long hair taicho, you look pale…"
"Out of my way, trash."
Iemitsu sighed in relief. He secretively put the pictures in his inner breast pocket. The fun never last…
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OLD MAN!" Giotto yelled.
"THIS IS MINE!"
"Trash, what are you doing?"
"THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!"
The two blondes tugged the pictures back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until it was ripped into pieces. The world seemed to go slow at the moment. The two fell on their knees and a flash of light from about—via Fran's illusions, "It's gone! The pictures are gone!" The two comically cried.
And it's a draw Hahaha!
~OMAKE~
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Yay! Chapter 10 is done! Oh yeah before anything else, school is starting next week and I'm at my last year in high school ;P so expect slower updates…
And because of that I am so sorry oTL
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-Ciao~!