A/N: Okaay, I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry! I know I kinda vanished off the face of the earth. But I- yeah, I have no excuses, I'm sorry! Please don't kill me :)

Last Chapter

-How could you risk the life of your only brother!- Even mentally Harry's voice was filled with mock horror.

The banter between them stopped immediately when the stepped into the Entrance Hall and saw that Dumbledore was waiting for them.

"Good afternoon Draco, Kaden."

-Oh shiiit. He is not pleased.-

Chapter 10- The Adoring Fanboy

Harry plastered a grin on his face and strode up to the headmaster.

"Good afternoon Professor! It's such an honour to meet you! I have twenty seven of your chocolate frog cards! It's truly thrilling to meet the most powerful wizard alive!" Harry said all of this in a fake falsetto voice whilst pumping the headmasters hand enthusiastically. He didn't dare look at his brother for fear of bursting out laughing. Dumbledore looked at his brother with such a shocked expression that Draco had to bite his lip to keep from laughing.

"Urm-uh. Hello Kaden it's nice to meet you. Shall we proceed to my office?"

"But dinner's about to start. I'd hate to be the reason that all the other students have to miss out on your fabulous presence!"

-Kade? What the hell are you doing?-

-Messin' with his mind.-

-It's working. Just in case you were wondering.-

"Headmaster, if I may." Snape interrupted, "The boy is who he claims to be. All my spells and my potion prove that he is infact, Kaden Severus Malfoy." the dour potions master grimaced as he said the Severus in Harry's name.

-Whats up with him Dray?-

-Probably trying to reconcile himself with the idea that someone who is named after him is sucking up to Dumbles-

-I'm named after HIM!-

-Uh yeah why?-

"WHY!"

Snape and Dumbledore who had been conversing quietly jumped about a foot in the air whilst Draco burst out laughing.

-Father and he were best friends in school.-

-Really?-

Draco was about to answer but Dumbledore cut him off.

"Alright then, we'll proceed straight to dinner and your sorting."

A/N: Short I know. HELP! I need help! I don't know what to do plotwise. If you have any ideas please add them to a review! I don't even know what house to put Harry in.

Gryffindor or Slytherin vote now!

Ellen

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