CHAPTER 10
escaping thrae
by DrDigertz
"WAHAHAHAHAAAAT DO U HAB DERE PHOENIX" scrrims somebbooody. "wtf du u want "sysphoenix as he turnleds arond AND EEET WAS DE CRAPCOM POPO. "We cam her 2 destriy de tranlated DGS!" he sys and de war flet apeaaaaaars.
"NUUUUU, U CNANT DO DAT, I DONT WANT SHITTY FANSUBS FROM DE WOLFE OR SOMETHINGK"
and foenix starrrts running wit de bag of gaaames in his hands. "FIEEERA DE DEAAATH BEAM!" and crapcoms OC Death Star FIERAAAARS. Minty gits blown up cuz fuck minty and foenix and juicy tri 2 hides in de city.
de crapcom march starts ploying. "DUN DUN DUDUDUUUN DUN DUN DUDUDUUUN. FUU-UU-UCK MEGAMAN MEGAMAN FU-UU-UCK MEGAMAN. WE WILL NEVA MAKE A GOOD GAME AGAIN" it went somethingk liek dat. "hid in hear!" sys ronan and he jumpls in2 a shop.
"hey pals watchu doingk?" SAYZ DICK GUMSHOE. "wtf r udoingk hre, dis is half a drdigertz fic and ur only her noooow?!" scrims foenix.
"sorree pal, de cup noodles r cheap here. Hey did u know dey localise AND slel gme carts here?!" sys gummyshu. "no time, we gota get of dis planet. du u know a wey gum?" sys ronan. "yeh pal, well take dat ship" and gummy points at one of crapcoms waaaarships.
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"How we gon steeel dis den" sys poenix. "wat? detoctive dant steel" and gummy knocks on de door of de ship. "yeh, wat you want" sys de chief enginneeer. "can u bring us bac 2 earth?". "lol no, we doing an invaaasion here" sys chief.
"pretty pleaaaaase?" sys gumshoe. "ok den, letsa go" and de chief staaarts 2 flee dem bac 2 Earth.
"hey, ship waaare, u going" sys other ship. "bak, 2 earth. dese guys want a lift" sys ship. "wat, no" talk 2 de KOMMAAAAANDAAAAR fiorst. "ok" so de ship clals de KOMMMMAAAAAAANDAAAAAAR.
"KHAN ii bringk dese guys bak 2 earth?" sys ship. "NNNUUUUUU, DEY R ARE TARGUUUTS" sys Kek Owens!
TO BE CONTINUED BY BARRYLAW