HEYA FANFICTION LONG TIME NO SEE!

So, I've been thinking: What makes a good story? And so I thought: An actual plot with plot development and stuff. But then I thought: AW HELL NAW I CAN'T DO THAT! But then Mimi said

"Fuck that, screw yourself and die."

And so I thought: PLOTS!

So now, I'm gonna try to get this story on track. Hopefully.

Saving the World from Miku and Other Violent and Malicious Ways to Die (Not Really)

DarkOppressor groaned, prodding at her crumpet and flopping onto her back.

"I'm booooooooooooooooooooooooooored."

Meiko poked a stick at the fire the Vocaloids had, and put her hands out, shivering.

"What I don't get is why you're not cold like everyone else."

She muttered. It has been about a month with Miku's rampaging, and the sudden appearance of DarkOppressor in the world of Vocaloid. Seeing that none of the two were going to go away soon, the Vocaloids settled down and made fortifications to their small refugee camp. They equipped it with walls, sentry turrets, and had gotten a chest full of machine guns in case anything came their way. It was nearing Winter now, and the temperature dropped from between 40°F-64°F. The Vocaloids had gone into the woods and created makeshift coats and jackets from the various wildlife, while DarkOppressor lazed around in the camp, seemingly content with her thin-ass jacket and jean shorts and tank top. DarkOppressor rolled around on the grass, her crumpet thrown into the burning fire.

"Maybe because I'm awesome."

She said. IA rolled her eyes, and bit into a s'more. She threw the rest into the fire, and hugged herself, shivering.

"Or because she's not from here."

The Vocaloid suggested.

"OR"

DarkOppressor stopped rolling and sat up.

"MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF MY LOVE FOR GUMI THAT KEEPS ME WARM!"

Gumi flinched, and despite being covered in 2 wool coats and keeping her hands next to the fire, she shivered.

"I'm not lesbian you know..."

The green-haired Vocaloid said quietly. DarkOppressor turned her head to look at Gumi, her eyes fully red.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...?!"

Len shot up from his spot and tackled DarkOppressor.

"Stay away from Gumi you fiend!"

He cried. DarkOppressor turned to see Len lunging at her, but rolled backwards and let him crash onto the ground.

"Ow!"

Len sat up and rubbed his head. DarkOppressor sat up as well, except she was snickering. Afterwards, she pulled out another crumpet from her pocket and ate it.

"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame."

So, yay! I didn't get any plot in! -clap clap clap clap-

Oh, I need a life. .-.