A/N: Well! This is the… final "plot notion." And, eventually… every story has to end… but this will only be the last chapter until we think up an idea. xD So don't be so sad. –not that you are- because either there will be a next chapter, or a sequel in a few months. What do you think about "Ask Jeeves" or "Yahoo?"

Disclaimer: Hell no! We don't own it! …We probably don't even own our brains!

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By FullMetalCows

Chapter 10

Take your time.

Now in Central, Roy and the very short –"I AM NOT SHORT! STOP SAYING IT! I HATE YOU! I HATE… MUFFINS! YOU DAMN RACISTS! MUFFINS ARE NO BETTER THEN CUPCAKES! DOWN WITH SUSHI BARS AND CANDY CANES ON CHRISMAS TREES! IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL CRIME! CONVICT PIG SLAUGHTERS! STOP WORLD HUN–," Edward had arrived at the military base.

Being on a special mission, Roy had changed into different cloths. A black suit, and shiny black shoes (not the shoes Ed had been musing over for the last 2 days of the trip, but none the less, shiny shoes.) He had black sunglasses, and strangely reminded Ed of the X-men.

"I guess it's time for the pep talk," Roy said, using his hand to lower the glasses so he could see the sho– blond.

"Must you?" Ed said, a straw in his mouth as he stared at the ground.

"I must."

"Let's just go," Ed sighed.

Roy glared, but pushed past Ed and proceeded to walk like he was out of an X-men episode.

Roy arrived at the main building about an hour later.

"What took you so long?" Ed asked, wondering why Roy had taken 55 more minutes then him to get to the door.

"I was uh… uhmm… annnnoooo… Taking my time." Roy said, walking past him.

"Let's go inside," Ed said, and started running up the steps.

"You do that," Roy said with a smirk, "but I'm going in with style."

He raised his hand and pressed a button on the side of his sunglasses, and was instantly transported to the office of the Furher.

-

Meanwhile, Maes had been searching the Internet for homunculus.

"Hmmm… Lust, Pride, Wrath, Greed, Envy, Sloth and… what? Whaaaaat! DR. PHIL?"

-

Roy was just outside of the Furher's office now. "I WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO CORRUPT NET NEUTRALITY!" He marched into the office, and threw his black case on the Furher's desk.

Suddenly, the HUGE black chair that did not allow you to see the person sitting on it if you where facing it's back began to spin around. "Yeeeeeeessss?" the male voice said, with a squeaky voice.

Roy opened the case.

DUN DUN DUN.

And inside, there was..

Absolutely nothing.

"I demand that you enforce NET NEUTRALITY."

The man just stared at him. "I'm afraid I cannot help you, Colonel Mustard," the furher said.

"Colonel MUSTANG, sir, and why not?"

"Because…"

Roy blinked.

"Because…"

"Please continue," Roy urged.

"I'm not Bradley."

GASP! "Oh my god! Did you just hear that!" someone in the audience shouted.

"Shut up!"

"Then who are you?" Roy asked, squinting.

"I AM…"

Blink.

…Blink harder.

"STEVEN HARPER!"

Dun Dun Freaking Dun.

"OHMG!" Roy shouted, throwing off his sunglasses. "THIS IS SO WORTHY OF CHAT SPEAK!"

"Omg! Roi talkes lyk us!" fan girl number 1 shouted, kneeling to her knee's to bow at the presence of him. "Roi is lyk soOo kewl!"

"Oh God," Ed stared.

"OMH! ITZ EDDDDOOOO!" Fan girl number 2 screamed into the blonde's ear. "OMH UR SOOooOOO HAWT IT SHOD B LYK… ILEGAL!"

"Oh. My. GOD."

"Time to go back to the psycho ward," the men in white said, dragging fan girl number 2 away.

"U KANT TAIK MY BFF AWAY FROME MKE!" fan girl number one shouted, grabbing onto the other fan girl's leg.

"Well.. Then," Roy said, blinking at the scene. First the furher, and now this.

"TIME TO GO!" Ed shouted, giggling as he ran from the room.

And now this.

A E I O U.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

"Stop it!" Riza shouted, ripping the wire.

"Stop what?" Maes said, staring at the blonde in front of him.

"I cannot introduce you to the authors if you look like that!"

"Look like what…?"

"Like… like… THAT WIRE!" Riza stared shaking as she shouted it out.

"Meep." Maes said, grabbing her shoulders, and tried to hold her still.

With eyes half lidded, Riza managed to get out a "I've been paralyzed with Wiritis."

"What's that?"

"Fear of Wires."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Meet…"

"Yes?" Maes said, smiling.

"The authors," and then she died.

Well, not really. She just passed out because Maes had bad breath.

"DAMN YOU CHILDREN!" he screamed, looking up to the cloudy sky. Suddenly, he stopped and spit.

"Did you say Sasuke fan girls? Believe it," Naruto said, popping out of no where.

"No," Maes said, staring at Naruto like he was a creep.

"Wrong story I guess."

"Yeah, I guess."

"Disappear, weirdo."

"WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO DO THAT!"

"Shut up."

"NO YOU!"

"…"

Okay, Scene change.

"OMG AL I LUV U!" Ino porker shouted, pushing Kagura aside as she hogged Al's armor. "Ur so manly wit ur beautiful armor n stoof!"

"My god," Kagura said, staring up at the weird person sitting on Al from the ground.

"DID U JUST MAK FUN OF ME?" Ino Porker shouted.

…Scene Change.

"Well, Barney," Itachi said, "We've avoided the police again."

"Yeah, but now everyone thinks I'm a child molester."

"Oh, Barney!" Itachi said, kissing the dinosaurs cheek, "You're a MAN molester!"

"Aw, shucks. Thanks Itachi. How can you always make me feel so happy?"

"Babe, it's my specialty."

"ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS GOING TO NEWYORK, NEWYORK."

"Aaaah, just when I thought I was going to get some quiet time with my alternate lifestyle for life partner," Itachi sighed.

"THE FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED ON THE ACCOUNT OF LOOSE ANIMALS ON THE PLANE."

"Snakes on a mother fucking plane," Orchimaru sighed, walking past the two homosexuals.

"Oh my god," Sasuke (-spit-) whispered, as he and Gaara spied on the couple. He was surprised, not that his brother was gay, but that he wasn't raping him.

"Ow," Gaara whispered, "my-y cere-ebell-uuum."

"Shutup."

-

"Hi, I'm Scar, and I would just like to speak out about the fact that I was only mentioned once in this story."

"OH SCREW YOU!" some dude from the audience yells.

"AAAALLRIGHT," Scar said with a frown, and walked off the stage.

-

Maes, being sad because the authors had not yet arrived for the meeting, had had one to many drinks of wine.

"You know what really ear- irritates me?" he said as he gulped down another glass of wine. "That no one ever looks at my pictures. All they do is shove me away. AND THEY REJECT MY PERFECT DAUGHTER. SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME. NEXT TO MY WIFE! When they reject my picture… they're rejecting part of me."

"BUT YOU KNOW WHAT FLUFFY?" he yelled at the bear. "I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE. NO ONES GOING TO REJECT ME."

He pulled out a revolver that he had found under the table.

"Reject me, and live with the consequences," he whispered. "It begins now…"

"With those…"

"DAMN AUTHORS."

…Wonderful scene change.

"I WILL WIN INO PORKER!" Kagura shouted, pushing the fat blond down the stairs.

"TAT WAZ THE BIGEST MISTACK OF UR LYF NXT TO TINKN UR BETA THEN MIE!" Ino shouted as she fell down the stairs and landed on something hard.

"Oh. My. God. Now I have to start all over," Winry said, looking at the broken computer.

To be continued…