Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
Hermione had detention that night with Snape for telling the first years that if they hugged Filch he'd give them house points, Hermione felt that the detention was completely unjust, but at least she'd get to spend time with Sevvie.…
'"Sevvie, will you tell me a story?," Hermione asked.
"No, and stop calling me, Sevvie," Snape ordered.
"One you love the name Sevvie, and two I'm bored," Hermione whined.
"You're in detention, your suppose to be bored," Snape told her.
"If you tell me a story I won't annoy you for a week," Hermione said.
Snape thought about it, a week without being annoyed, a a week without having to answer stupid questions,
"Fine," Snape agreed,
"Once upon a time, there was a very annoying girl who liked to bug her potions Professor until one day her Potions Professor decided to leave the school, he went far away and never saw the girl again, the end," ,
Snape finished the story hoping that'd it be enough to entertain the girl.
"What happened to the annoying girl? " Hermione asked
"Oh, she got eaten by invisible sock puppets," Snape told her.
Hermione pouted, "That's not nice, bad sock puppets," Hermione said.
Snape rolled his eyes, he couldn't believe that Hermione would believe a story that stupid, scratch that he could believe it the girl believes Dumbledore is Santa of course she'd believe in sock puppets eating people.
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