A/N

I know it took awhile and maybe this chapter is not worth reading but believe me, transitions takes allot out of me! In addition, if you notice in my DA, I have been doing art though allot lately. I know, I may have let you down, but believe me; I am still trekking on with my ZAGR! Please endure this with me!

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THAT VERY NIGHT…

That very night, as Gaz sleeps deeply in her room… the window to her room, opens just a crack. Something scurried in, only a flash of silver from the moonlight indicates it in the shadows. It scurries under the bed, where Gaz is asleep, and hides for a moment. Peering over, it sees Gaz sleeping, and it slowly comes out and climbs up the bedpost like a spider, when the moonlight hits it at last, it shows it is Gaz's very own skull locket, with strange spider legs coming out of the side. The black eyes of the skull flashes red, as it spots its owner.

Somewhere deep in the labs, Zim sitting in bed peers in at the skull locket's vision showing on the screen of COMPUTER.

Zim: Good, skull locket, good. Go to the purple demon seed, this way; I can keep surveillance over her… day or night. That little demon spawn thought she could outwit Zim. (Darkly chuckling)

The silver skull locket, hangs itself on the bed stand next to Gaz's head. The red glowing eyes, dims out. Then all is quiet.

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THE MORNING

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Gaz awoke early for school, as if last night was just a dream. Her arms no longer sore or weary from yesterday.

Gaz reached for her neck to take off her skull necklace for the showers, only to find it was missing. She gasps as she realized she might have left it behind, and in a slight alarm, Gaz looks around to see if it might have fallen instead.

Gaz sees something flash in the corner of her eye, and spots her skull necklace hanging at the bedpost. She lets out a breath of relief and shakes her head to herself. She figured she might have hung it there without thinking. Then she hears her brother's alarm go off in the next room….

A sly smile appears in her lips. It was like a renew vigor to her. She threw aside the sheets and hopped down to race for the showers. Throwing her jams aside, she streaked the halls, to the showers.

Dib was just leaving his room, in just boxers, his eyes droopy in sleep as he groggily shuffled to the shower, when a streaking Gaz blurred past him.

Dib: Gee Gaz! Wait, oh no you don't!

Dib realizing that she was going to beat him to the bathroom!

Gaz: Slowpoke!

Gaz stuck out her tongue as she closed the shower door to Dib!

Gaz starts humming to herself as she began to wash.

Dib hit his fist to his palm, at the frustration in being beaten to the shower. Then he thought about a dirty trick and as soon as he tried to reach for the toilet handle….

Gaz (in a warning tone): I will drown you in that, if you dare!

Dib: Fine.

Dib took out his toothbrush and started brushing. A typical routine in the Membrane household.

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DEEP IN ZIM'S LAB

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Zim startled awake at the sound of Gaz's alarm coming through the intercom!

Zim: The Gaz demon is awake! Time to spy on her, to see her weakness!

Zim goes to the computer screen and presses a button to turn on the screen.

Zim: Gaz skull locket! Rise and spy on the human Gaz!

The locket back in Gaz's room springs to life again and spider legs grow out from it and crawl where Gaz had gone.

Zim could see by the spy camera that Gaz's pajamas strewn on the floor… but why?

Zim had the skull spy camera follow her to where she might have gone…

It goes to the shower room and raises its lens to the shower stall. A figure is there and showering. The skull locket leaps to the ceiling and crawls on top to observe the human in the shower.

Zim: Why would the Gaz be in that strange chamber?

That is when the camera focuses on the figure below right at Gaz! Zim at first cocks his head to the side trying to figure out what he was looking at, then as Gaz lifted her face to the showers and scrubbing up… did Zim realize something….

Zim: ALL THAT IS IRKEN AND SOAPY! GAZ IS…IS…naked… naked… nab…

A silly grin slowly crosses his lips and has an expression as if he was smacked with happy stupidity. Zim sighs a deep sigh, and then he reels back in a dead faint!
The skull locket could only shrug its spider legs.
Zim got up again and rubbed the back of his head…

Zim: All right Zim, get a grip on yourself, it is just a human dirt female! Nothing to be worked up about and panic…or get

Zim frowned at the bulge in his trousers…

Zim: or get THAT! I am an invader… I must be self-controlled!

That is when Zim saw Gaz shampooing her hair, singing to herself, and swaying her hips a bit to her own song.

Zim wobbled and reeled back in another faint!

Zim: Ok, that did not work…

Zim got up with his hand over his eyes.

Zim: I have seen that retched temptress nude before! Just because now she is being all alluring with the soaping and swaying and singing… and scrubbing herself clean with her hands… the lather just dripping allover her supple bre….

Zim starts to wobble and sway… Zim grips the control panel to steady himself!

Zim: CUT THAT OUT! FOCUS! JUST DO NOT DIRECTLY LOOK AT HER AND ZIM WILL BE ALL RIGHT!

Yet the temptation to peek between his fingers is so strong!

Zim sighs as his active imagination conquers him,

(Images of Gaz lathering herself, and then Zim appearing behind her, scrubbing her back slowly. Gaz looks back leaning to his touch.
Gaz moans and Zim starts to massage her back and shoulders. Gaz leans against him and takes his own hands in her own. Gaz places his hands over her chest. Zim purrs at her…
Zim: Oh my little demon seed! Your hands feel so small and soft…
Zim lowers his hands on her body, loving her blissful expression at his touch. Zim whispers and licks at her ear…
Zim: Tell Zim who is your master.
Gaz: Oh master you make me feel so good! My one and only master is…. DIB!) …

Zim woke up on the floor face down. Zim rises up rubbing a sore spot on his head!

That is when Zim hears Gaz call out

Gaz: Dib!

Zim screams in surprise!

Zim: NO NOT DIB! NOT DIB! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Zim hops up screaming only to see that Gaz is calling Dib from her shower stall. Dib is just casually brushing his teeth in his boxers.

Gaz: Dib, I need you to get me my towel! I left it.

It was only Gaz asking Dib for a towel… while Dib is in the same room as the nude Gaz in just his boxers.

Zim lets out a breath of relief: Oh good it is just Dib in his boxers with Gaz… naked. In the same room…. Yup…. That is perfectly normal…. Being half-naked in the same room with… MY NAKED HUMAN! WHAT THE IRK!

Zim screams that last part in shock!

Zim watches as Dib still brushing his teeth casually grabs Gaz's towel and hands it to her.

Yet in Zim's mind, Zim dissects every movement and look Dib gives to his vulnerable earth demon! Zim can just imagine Dib is looking over her with lust in his eyes, as he traces the contours of her supple firm body in his vision.

Gaz takes the towel mumbling: Thanks.

Dib pulls the toothbrush out of his mouth: Welcome.

Yet in Zim's imagination, it went a lot like…

(Gaz looks shyly at Dib and coyly says, "Thank you." Dib leisurely pulls the toothbrush out of his mouth, licking it with his tongue, and then leers at her, "Your welcome… the pleasure was all mine." Dib says in a dark seductive tone. His eyes looking her up and down as he grips Gaz's towel, playing with her a bit with it, as she tries to grab the towel from the sinister of a wolf Dib! Gaz had to reach out and pull, and yank it out of Dib's tight grip, giving Dib a full view of her exposed body).

Zim clenches his fists and slams it on the control panel!

Zim: YOU DARE SEE MY FEMALE NAKED! MY FEMALE! NAKED! MINE! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU HORRID DIRT STINK! You will pay for that you wretched dirt worm!

Dib goes back to his brushing and Gaz steps out of the shower, and goes to the sink to start brushing her hair. Dib seeing the shower is free, finishes brushing, and starts to remove his boxers…

Zim grips the control panel hard! Digging into the metal in an ear-piercing screech! His eyes glowing an angry red and foaming at the mouth, growling!

Zim:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Dib leans over to the side of Gaz and plops his toothbrush in his cup, right before stepping into the shower… yet it plays very differently in Zim's mind…. He swore he could see a leering look on Dib-stink's face as he brushed against Gaz, with his wretched lithe body to hers! The only thing covering Gaz is a very small plushy towel wrapped around her supple delicious body!

Zim grabs his feelers and screams at the frustration at only standing by and being helpless while Gaz is prey to that… that… PERVERT!
Then Gaz rushes to her room, to dress… The skull locket follows her to her room. Gaz sits at her vanity mirror desk and starts applying makeup.

Gaz: Eat your squiggly spooch out Zim! You can't have me… nah, nah, nah, nah Nah.

Gaz finishes brushing her hair and admires herself in the mirror, after a few more strokes of black eyeliner; she flutters her eyes at the mirror

Gaz flips her hair and turns to the mirror side to side.

Then she gets up and dresses…

By this time, Zim clapped his hand over his eyes so he would not faint again… then he peeks out between his fingers. Zim watches how Gaz admires herself in the mirror and her cruel words to him, despite her not having a clue on his surveillance! That Gaz demon spawn was practicing teasing Zim! Gaz starts acting out in front of her mirror. Gaz kept thinking that maybe she could join Drama, because she could be a good actor.

Gaz: Oh, so you think you can have me? Pitiful… but I will allow maybe one kiss before I doom you.

Zim leans in to the screen, his lips almost in a pucker.

Gaz leans to the mirror and kisses her own reflection.

Gaz looks at her reflection and smiles…

Gaz: So how was that space boy?

Zim answers her despite not being heard…

Zim whispers: nice….

Gaz then starts looking around for something… the skull locket reels in its legs and the eyes dim away to blackness. It falls to the floor, lifeless.

Gaz spots her skull locket on the carpet and grabs it. She loops it around her neck and then she grabs her books to leave.
Zim leans back in his chair digesting everything he had just observed…. Then Zim clicks off the screen. He starts contemplating hard. Zim had to decide on some things. Zim sitting in his lair trying to think of a way to get Gaz and of course, conquer the filthy planet

Zim: Well, the planet will be here for a while, so I need to focus in the main ingredient in conquest. That puny human female, will be mine. Oh yes, and mine she will.

Zim hits his fist to his palm: I just have to find a way for her to get her away from that Dib Dirt Worm! I see how that fowl fiend looks at her, and fawns over her! Why it gets my squiggly spooch in a knot just seeing him…

COMPUTER: You do realize that they are brother and sister, right?

Zim looks up at computer raising a brow: So? What does that have to do with anything?

COMPUTER: Well… because… because… uh… well… (Sigh)… never mind.

Zim: Enough interruptions… I need to think of a way to lure Gaz away from that horrid flesh stink and make her mine!

GIR pops up from behind and starts to giggle.

GIR: Why not give her a Suck Monkey?

Zim: What? No GIR, giving her a suck monkey will not maker her mine.

GIR: How about giving me a suck monkey?

Zim just looks at GIR frustrated, and places his hand on GIR's face, then pushes GIR down. Zim had to get ready, after all this could be the day, he would be victorious in getting what he wanted…, and what he wanted was her! Zim rises up from his chair to get ready for school. In front of the hyper-hygienic chamber, as he performed his oral sanitization, he thought of how he could posses her, and how? Gaz was never easy to negotiate, yet Zim had to find what it was that meant allot to her. Zim walked into the purification booth he had to think back what Gaz had liked and wanted. Zim then yanks on his feelers hard and screams in frustration!

Zim: OH, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE! HOW? OH WHY HAVE ZIM BEEN FORSAKEN! AAAAAAAAAAH!

He had not found a real weakness on Gaz, but knowing that the fowl fiend Dib was in the same house as her, made him even more determined to take Gaz for himself! Zim exits his green abode, adjust his wig, and checking his breath. Right before he was leaving GIR pops up beside him with a gift box in his little puppy paws.

GIR: you almost forgot this Master! You're present to your girrrrrrrrrrrrrlfriend!

Zim grabs the box and turns to GIR who is giggling and dancing in circles around Zim.

Zim: Be prepared for tonight, GIR. For we may have a new internee… Moreover, GIR? She is not my girlfriend! She is my… wait… what can I do with a girlfriend?

GIR thought a moment, then hops up and yells excitedly: EVERYTHING! SHE COOKS FOR YOU, AND TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO. THEN SHE ASKS IF SHE LOOKS FAT AND YOU SAY NO BUT THEN SHE GETS MAD, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU. SHE BUYS YOU GIFTS THAT ARE UGLY, AND YOU HAVE TO WEAR THEM, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL BITCH AND COMPLAIN! THEN SHE FORCES YOU TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER AND YOU GET JEALOUS OF ALL HER GUY FRIENDS. BUT SHE TELLS YOU THAT THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS! SO SHE STEALS YOUR BLACK BOOK! SHE FOLLOWS YOU TO HARVARD AND BECOMES A BLOND LAWYER! SHE TAKES YOU TO SEE CHICK MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU SICK! THEN YOU LIGHT SIXTEEN CANDLES AND SIT IN A DARK LIVING ROOM, WISHING EACH OTHER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Then she dies of cancer! Oh, that is so sad…

Zim stood back in gaping shock at what GIR said.

Zim: WHAT THE TALLEST, WOULD I WANT THAT?!?!?!? HOW HORRID!

GIR cocks his head to the side: To feel her booby, DUH!

Zim was about to object until he contemplated something…

Zim: So just to feel her boob, I have to go through torture like that? Hmmmm… I realized something GIR… that you…. are full of DOOKY! Why does Zim even listen to you? Besides, I am trying to make her my subordinate and slave. I had enough of that girlfriend dooky, with Tak! The meats, the beatings, the hate, and the crazy stuff… no thanks! Gaz is something very different… like, I do not hate her. Also, I will never let her go to Harvard, that is bunk! She will go to Yale instead… so there!

Zim then felt a tingling sensation go up his spine….

Zim: She is approaching! Zim can sense it! Ok, quick GIR, you keep on eye on the base, and I will return after school… how do I look?

GIR: Desperate.

Zim: Yes, exactly how earth stinks always look! INGENIOUS!

Zim exits out just in time to see Gaz approaching with her brother at her side.

Zim runs towards her, and pushes Dib to the street.

Zim: So Little Gaz, this morning, Zim thought out of the kindness of his squiggly spooch, give you a chance to avoid all this silly games. You can admit me your true superior and master. Move in with me, and serve me forever. See, no trouble at all!

Gaz looks over to Zim raising an eyebrow to him as a response.

Zim smiles back, wagging his green brow.

Gaz at first wanted to punch him, but his silly grin seemed to charm her to her core. Then she saw the graffiti on Zim's face from last night, and Gaz had to cover her mouth hold in, her snicker….

Gaz: Nice penmanship….

Zim raises a brow trying to figure out what she meant by that… when still snickering, she points to his forehead…. Zim crosses his eyes upward to see what she meant… when he realizes that she meant the writing on his face…. Zim narrows his eyes at her…

Zim seethes: Thanks… I got from a certain demon pest. Fine, laugh it up for now, little smeet!

She uncovers her mouth, she licks her thumb and tries to smudge it off his forehead…

Gaz trying to hold in her laugh: You did deserve it… However, I did it in Japanese Kanji… so no one stupid will know what it says…. It will come off in a few days…

Zim looks to Gaz and her smile… her smile making him feel strange and good inside…
Gaz saw Zim smiling at her, and she pulls back her hand. She turns her eyes back to her game, blushing. Zim though looks up at his forehead and tries rubbing it some more to make it fade out, when he felt a shove from behind…. Zim fell over into some trashcans.

Zim: WHO DARES PUSH ZIM! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT… YOU…

Zim looks up to see an angry Dib seething over him.

Zim: YOU….DIB STINK!

Dib: I have no time for your stupid games, Zim! Come on, Gaz.

Dib grabs Gaz's hand and hurries on, to school.

Zim watched as they leave, brushing himself off. When he saw Dib grab her hand and take her away, something burned in his gut! His eyes glows right throw his contacts, and then… a tremor shook the street. Trashcans and cars lift up in midair, causing the car alarms to go off. A fire hydrant sprays up water in the distance.
Zim clenched his fist until black fluid dripped out. Zim wanted to run right up to Dib and… and….

Gaz's voice in his head: Stop that! Don't be over dramatic!

The Zim snaps out of it! All the cars and trashcans hit the ground in a loud crash. Zim looks back at the mess he inadvertently caused.

Zim: Uh, oh… yikes!

Zim looks around to see if anyone saw him and then takes off running to school.

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A/N

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Ok, so there was not much action in this one, but I am reaching a stump here. I want to go to the next thing so bad, but the transition is so tedious ( - . -')! I want to put in attacks, action, and all that, but I just cannot throw that in! It has to make sense in a way! Oh lord, give me patience. Also I have to update my Cat Returns story as well, and do a contest with dragons and maidens on DA (; . ;). So how did you like my GIR rant on chick flicks and girlfriends? If you had to watch chick flicks to figure out girlfriends… I think that we all might come to the same conclusion… LOL (- . 0)