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Day 0 - Beacon - Ruby

Ruby sat in her new dorm room, staring at the ceiling blankly. It had been seven hours, twenty-four minutes, and fourteen seconds since the award ceremony. Her team didn't agree with any of each other, well, except for her and Yang. They had a lot to catch up on. A lot. But thanks to Yang's constant babbling, that number was steadily going down.

"I am a Heiress, and I expect to be treated like one!" You can guess who that one was.

"Oh, would you just shut up? I'm trying to read!" I'm pretty sure you can guess who that one was, too.

"You should be helping set the dorm room up, instead of sticking your nose in the corner of your tiny, self-centered universe!" The former voice shouted out.

"I'm self-centered? That's almost funny. And, I don't see you setting the room up either. In fact, nobody is!" Blake snapped back at Weiss. Ruby looked between Yang, the two other girls, and an untouched cookie next to her. 'Hmm... Cookie? Or Girls? How about... coo- Aw whatever!' Sighing, she stood up and was about to assume her role as the team leader.

"Now, now, both of you. Can't we jus-" "SHUT UP!" both of the arguing females yelled at her making her slump backwards and scramble for her cookie.

Day 1 - Beacon

All was calm in the RWBY dorm room for a good amount of time before a certain Cat Faunus popped her head up sleepily, yawning, and rubbing her eyes. She looked at the clock which read: 7:53. She then turned through her bag for her schedule. Pulling it out, she read it with half-awake eyes, 8:00-9:54 First Block, 10:00-11:56 Second Block, 12:00-12:24 Lun- Her head snapped back to the first line.

"Guys! Wake up, we're going to be late!" In under three minutes, the entire team was ready and out of the room, scrambling down the hallways, passing a bleary Team JNPR who had stuck their heads out wondering what the racket was.

"Hey Jaune! Can'ttalkrightnowgoingtobelatetoclassbye!" Ruby yelled over her shoulder. Jaune just looked at his new team.

"So... they're going to class..." He felt like he was missing something important. Ren's head shot up.

"Guys..." The rest of his team looked at him. "Don't we share classes with them?" Jaune's eyes widened.

"Ruby wait for meeeeeeeeeee!"

After an eight person bundle slid through the door to Professor Port's room with seconds to spare, hurriedly sitting down in their sits in time for roll call, and all but threw their rapidly gathered books and pencils down, Port's voice rang out. "For all of you here on time... you have failed your first test! Always show up a little late to throw your opponent off guard! You must write "I will always arrive fashionably late!" twenty-five times on a piece of paper!" Both Teams RWBY and JNPR's heads slumped.

"In fact, one time I did just that! I had waited until my opponent had arrived, and once his guard was down, I heroically charged and..." Most of the class had zoned out by that time. The rest of his class period was spent by him continuing his story, and having a heated conversation with some random kid in the back about the advantages of robotic toenails.

When the bell finally rang, the teams trudged to their next class, Deputy Headmistress Goodwitch's combat class, showing up a little late as Oobleck had taught them to do. Glynda shouted, "For all of you that were late, you have failed your first test! Always come early so you can be prepared in advance! For failing, you must all write "I will never be late to class!" twenty-five times on a blackboard with aura!" Ruby, Yang, and Jaune all had anime tears flowing out of their eyes.

After combat class, where all they did was write notes about rules, and practiced their writing skills with aura, they got a break with lunch then. Ruby munched on a peanut butter sandwich and raisin-oatmeal cookies. She was crying to Jaune about how unfair life was, and they both had tears streaming down their faces,

After lunch, Team RWBY decided to show up early to Professor Oobleck's class, while Team JNPR decided to show up late. When they finally got there, Professor Oobleck started shouting to them. Can you guess what he said? "For all who arrived early or late, you have failed your first test! Always be on time! For that, you shall write "I will be punctual to class!" twenty-five times with Dust!" By now, both teams were openly weeping about their predicament.

When they finally got to their last class with Ozpin, they didn't know what to expect. What they found, however, was Ozpin with his feet on his desk, sipping coffee. His eyes widened when he saw them. "I have another class? Oops. I've already used all of my lesson plans today." And went back to sipping coffee. When more people began to arrive, he gestured to the back of the room.

"Help yourself to drinks! We won't be doing anything today." And went back to sipping his coffee.

Well, that's the end of these updates! Like I said, I'm not rewriting this, but it was just so horribly, horribly bad that I needed to change a few things, at the very least. Hope this is enjoyable.

REMEMBER - THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER! THIS STORY IS STILL DISCONTINUED.