Yaag! I'm sorry I haven't done anything for so long. Things have been happening. I'm rewatching Lord of the rings! Yeah, I'm sad, I just love it so much despite the fact that it barely follows the book at all. Anyway, this may not be funny and I'm not sure when it ends but thanks for reading everyone! BOROMIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a knock on the door. Mac leapt up and hid behind the sofa. Stella armed herself with a rolling pin and edged towards the door. She opened it carefully and breathed a sigh of relief at the sight of the pizza delivery guy.

"Thanks." She said as she handed over the money. She closed the door. Mac came out from behind the sofa. "It's your turn next time." She said severely. Mac nodded.

"Yeah ok." Someone knocked at the door again. They both dived beneath the table. Stella poked Mac. He reluctantly got up and opened the door.

"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mac shut the door quickly. Stella came out from under the table.

"What?" she asked. "Who?"

"Sara, Greg, Nick, Calleigh and Danny and Don." Stella grabbed a chair and put it under the doorknob. The knock sounded on the door again.

"Ah, come on Mac, open the door!" there was talking outside.

"What's the problem, you two are avoiding us!" Sara's depressed voice sounded through the keyhole. Mac looked panickedly at Stella. She called through the door.

"Guys you've been bugging us for the whole day. You've been really irritating."

"We'll see you this evening," Mac said. "can you leave us alone now?" a chorus of ooooooohhhhhhhhs came from the people outside.

"What are you two doing that's so secret then?" Greg's voice was way too suggestive.

"Greg your mind is way too dirty! You're such a pervert!"

"Yeah!" Stella agreed, still holding the door shut. There was a chorus of awwwwwwwws from outside.

"Fine," said Nick. "We'll go then."

"Good!" Mac and Stella pressed themselves closer to the door, just in case.

"Well…." Said Danny's voice. "what if we don't wanna go?"

"We'll call the police!!" Stella called angrily. Mac gave her a look.

"Stella?"

"What?"

"We are the police." Stella gazed at him for a second then said with a smile;

"Mac honey, did I ever tell you how gorgeous you are?"

It was the day of Mac and Stella's engagement party and all day the other CSIs had been bugging them while Mac and Stella just wanted to cram some last minute preparations and work in. It was now late in the afternoon, and it has to be said that Mac and Stella were not really looking forward to their party at all. They felt like they'd been bullied into it by their team. It was going to be in a hotel dinner room thing, you know, where people who've just been married have the disco after the reception.

Anyway, Stella was busy arguing on the phone with someone at about 5 o clock in the afternoon, four hours before their party started. Mac brought her her 51st cup of coffee as she slammed the phone down.

"Who was that?" he asked. Stella took her coffee gratefully.

"The flower arranger for our wedding." Mac kind of made a double take.

"Y-you're planning the wedding already?" Stella gave him a hard stare over the rim of her mug.

"Duh." Mac gave a nervous smile and slid away to do something else. At half past eight the two of them slipped away, hoping not to be caught by anyone they knew.

"They'll all turn up early." Remarked Mac miserably.

"Or they'll not turn up at all." Said Stella pessimistically. Mac was silent for a while then turned to her and said;

"Since when has that been a bad thing?"

They arrived at the hotel and set everything up. They actually had ten minutes rest before the others started arriving. At exactly 9 o' clock Gil and his girl arrived. They walked in and Mac and Stella collapsed with laughter.

"Grow up guys." Said Gil warningly. The reason why Mac and Stella were howling with laughter was because Gil was dressed up as a tomato, with a cute little hat and everything. His girlfriend, well the lady who Gil was boyfriend to, was Lady Heather who was dressed up as a very sexy spider.

"Mac, Stella, this Heather." Lady Heather extended a liquid latex covered arm and Mac and Stella shook it gravely. There was a bit of an awkward silence.

"Soooooooooo…" said Stella. "Erm, what's your job Heather?"

"I run an establishment which gives sexual release to those who desire it." Stella and Mac looked to Gil.

"She's a dominatrix." Stella and Mac nodded their heads furiously. "How come you two aren't dressed up?" asked Gil irritably. The loving couple were saved from answering that since Danny and Aiden had just walked through the door with Ryan and Lindsay who had fallen in love because they're the losers who no one likes. (Although Ryan's starting to grow on me now. Still hate Lindsay.) Anyway Gil, Heather, Mac and Stella all started laughing again because Ryan was dressed as a banana, and Lindsay was dressed as a pea, (as Greg said, it mirrored her brain size.) Aiden was dressed as Draculina for some reason and Danny was dressed up as Robin Hood. He was actually quite sexy, but Mac and Stella would never say that to Danny so they said it wasn't very imaginative, he just replied that they weren't very imaginative to dress up as cowboys. They hadn't the heart to tell him they weren't dressed up at all.

The music was started up and eventually everyone arrived. Horatio said he was dressed up as a criminal and Greg believed him. Greg was dressed up as King Arthur and somehow he had persuaded Flack to be one of his 'Merry Knights' in a suit of armour. Sara came as Dorothy and Nick came as Toto, much to the delight of Greg. (you work out why he's delighted!) Because Warrick is ever so cool he came as Bob Marley. His hair wasn't really big enough but there you go. It might be easier if I told you in a list what everyone came as, so;

Danny-Robin Hood (Danny Kinkapoodle Hood)

Greg-King Arthur

Don-One of King Arthur's Merry Knights

Sara-Dorothy

Nick-Toto (Dorothy's dog)

Warrick-Bob Marley

Alexx-Witch of the West

Sheldon-Willy Wonka

Speedle-Van Hellsing (So cute!)

Eric-Jack Sparrow

Catherine-Dick Whittington's very sexy cat which had escaped Dick Whittington.

Calleigh-Coppelia (you know, that doll that comes alive. It's a ballet story.)

So when everyone was there they all started dancing and getting drunk. Except Mac. When the Macarina came on everyone jumped in the middle and danced it. Danny wasn't exactly getting into the mood of dancing though.

"C'mon Danny!" called Aiden. "Dance!"

"Er…" Danny feebly moved his arms around. Flack came over.

"No!" he said and put his hands on Danny's hips and woggled them. "Move those hips Messer!" this sent the girls into heaps of immature hysterics. And by the way, you don't need to worry, Horatio was dancing, like an old grandpa. Mac and Stella were doing that annoying thing where they think they're dancing beautifully, and sexily but actually they just look stupid, and the reason for that is because they're both staring into each others eyes while Stella occasionally lifts her arms above her head. Gil and Lady Heather were doing that too. Only it looked even funnier because Gil was in his humungous tomato soup, I mean tomato suit. Nearing the end of the evening, about 1 o' clock in the morning, Mac and Stella were sitting down, their high from being drunk gone, and all they wanted to do was go to sleep. Everyone else was enjoying themselves, completely drunk, so they just slipped upstairs to the room they were paying for for the night. During that evening a lot of people found true love, ahh! Well, they agreed to go out with people who they'd had crushes on for ages, so here's the list of who 'fell in love' with who, (excepting Mac and Stella of course) because I like making lists and they're easier to do and less hard to read than a paragraph.

Gil and Lady Heather obviously

Catherine and Warrick

Sara and Speedle

Ryan and Lindsay

Eric and Calleigh

Danny and Aiden

Greg with a certain someone named Liz

Flack with a certain someone named Jo

Sheldon with a certain someone named The Author! Because I love Sheldon!

And Alexx didn't go with anyone because she's got a husband and kids and Nick didn't go with anyone because he's a loser and does DANDRUFF ADVERTS FOR L'OREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Horatio didn't go with anyone because he's Horatio and he doesn't go with anyone even though he has very cool sunglasses.

And so they all went to bed happy!