Challenge Word: Floor

Bonus challenge from Wolfpack Pride: Write your story from the POV of an inanimate object

Spoilers: None, generic scene, can be placed anywhere within the aired episode timeline.

Warning: Borderline crack!fic

100 words (per MS word counter)

Hands-On Experience

by Swellison

Dean has such nice hands. I benefit from their touch daily: wrapped authoritatively around me, occasionally squeezing me with a white-knuckled grip as we outrun a fugly, or caressing me with a silent "well done, baby."

Petra Pedal, on the floor beneath me, chatters endlessly about Dean's feet, but me, I'm a hands-on gal.

Snobby Bertha Benchseat won't talk to us, because she has contact with so much of Dean. She only converses with Polly Passengerside, because Dean sits on her when Sam's driving.

I say "Quality over quantity, Bertha bitch."

The good drivers rub off on a gal, y'know?

A/N: Or maybe I should've said over-the-top crack!fic;-)