"Can you them?" hissed Lily.

"Aye, targets in visual range," whispered Tammy.

"May we engage?" asked Sami.

"Affirmative."

"YAAAAAAAHH!" they screamed, breaking cover. They were on a long blue sled, the kind with the steering wheel. Sami, who was in front, steered as Tammy emptied the snowball cache stowed on the attack sled at the huddled forms of Kent, Amelia, and Mara.

It looked like a successful raid, but as Lily and Susan watched, two things happened. One, the Twins' sled hit something in the snow, lurching to a halt so quickly that Tammy displaced Sami as driver as her sister was tossed into the snow. Two, Two and Jamie appeared, gleefully dumping a ten-gallon bucket full of snow on their heads. Gamma stood up; he'd been the object the sled had collided with.

"Surrender or else!" he said. The Twins grudgingly looked at each other and stood up, putting their hands over their heads.

"Now!" shouted Susan. The Twins gleefully tackled Gamma to the ground as a flurry of snow caught Jamie and Two in the faces. Three chuckled as Kasha packed the Airzooka with more snow.

"Susan… You are a genius, has anyone ever told you that?" Lily asked as the Twins duct-taped Gamma up and dragged them towards the base, dodging attacks from Kent and Amelia as Mara ducked down and used her walkie-talkie to try and check on their snipers.

"Thank you," Susan chuckled.

"LOOK OUT!" shouted Elise via the walkie talkie. Lily pushed Susan out of the way, but they were still swamped by Ian and Barbara's sneak attack.

"Got you!" Barbara exclaimed as they grabbed the two girls.

"Oh no you don't!" shouted Tammy, dropping Gamma and charging them. She rammed into Ian, who dropped Lily. Lily scrambled to her feet and dropped a bucket over Barbara's head, yanking Susan out of her grip.

"Abandon and advance!" Susan shouted into the walkie talkie. "I repeat, abandon and advance!"

"C'mon!" said Kasha. "Let's help them out!"

"Alright Kasha," chuckled Three. "Might as well, a little snow won't hurt Ian and Barbara, eh?" He took aim with the Airzooka, but then…

"Gotcha!" shouted Jo, jumping on him and knocking him into a snow drift.

"Ambush!" cried Kasha.

"Quick, go on and get help!" said Three, pushing some snow into her face. Jo giggled and put him in a headlock as Kasha grabbed the Airzooka, which was almost as big as she was, and ran, holding it over her head as she hurried through the two-foot high snow. Needless to say, she looked ridiculous, but when Jamie lobbed snowballs at her, she was more than capable of shooting a butt-load of snow into his face.

"Kasha!" said Susan once the tot caught up with them. They were taking shelter in a small alley, a large snowdrift towards the back making excellent ammo and a sheltered spot making a perfect spot to stow Gamma and Ian, Barbara having escaped.

"Three was captured by Jo!" said Kasha. "They were wrestling, but I saved the artillery!"

"Wrestling eh?" asked the Twins, each cocking an eyebrow and grinning.

"Get your heads out of the gutter!" sighed Lily.

"You were thinking it too! You ship them!" protested Sami.

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Ian.

"Ooooh…" giggled Gamma.

"Nevermind, I don't want to know."

"Good, 'cause I don't wanna explain it," said Lily. "I'm going to take Two and Jamie. Anyone else coming?"

"Yes!" said Sami.

"Vengeance!" cheered Tammy.

"Susan, you're in charge now," said Lily, slipping up a fire escape. The Twins followed her and Susan hoped they wouldn't get themselves killed.

"Do you always have snowball fights like this?" asked Gamma.

"Whenever there's snow," affirmed Kasha.

"Awesome!"

Meanwhile, on the roof, the Twins tackled Jamie (a treat for them, if Lily knew them at all) while Lily chased Two around. For a four-hundred-year-old, he was fast. Finally she grabbed a bucket of snow and shoved it onto his head, inadvertently shoving him over the edge.

"OH MY GLOB ARE YOU OKAY?" Lily asked. Two made a hesitant thumbs up and Lily nodded, sighing in relief as behind her, judging from the yelling, Jamie and the Twins fell into the snowdrift in the base. They were making a lot of noise which meant…

Three.

Two.

One.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GALLIFREY, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!" asked a teenaged boy, crawling out of the door leading into the house. He had medium length blonde spiky hair with red and black mixed in, deep blue eyes, light tanned skin, and was tall, about 6'0". He was wearing a black parka blue snow pants, and black combat boots with white laces, with a deep red backpack on his back.

"Hey," said Lily, smiling at him. He paled and grabbed her, pulling her into the house.

"Lily!" he hissed. "Sweet mother of chaos, what are you doing here?"

"Having a snowball fight with various Classic Who characters," she said, "good to see you too."

"You're what?" he asked.

"Did I stutter?" she asked.

"That doesn't matter. What in the name of sanity are you doing out of prison? You're not on the lam, are you?"

"Nope," said Lily, grinning widely. "I saved the city of New York from incoming nuclear missiles."

"Sorry I asked," he muttered. "Let's go back to the fantasy about the snowball fight."

"It's not a-" Lily was cut off by the door opening.

"Lily!" said Elise, panting and puffing. "They captured the base!"

"Who escaped?"

"No-one!"

"Shoot," Lily muttered. "Zero?"

"Yeah?" asked the boy.

"Congrats. You've been drafted," she said as she and Elise pulled off his backpack and yanked him out.

"Oh great," he muttered.

"Here's the plan," muttered Lily.

—•—•—•—

"Do you always tie the prisoners up in this?" asked Susan, struggling against her bonds.

"Yeah," said Sami.

"Our idea," said Tammy.

"I'm hungry!" said Kasha.

"Aww, okay sweetie," said Mara, untying her. "I'll get you some-" Kasha shoved some snow into her face and tackled her, tying her up before setting the others free.

"And that is why Lily picked you to be on our team," said Tammy.

"Come on!" Sami said, grabbing Susan's hand and pulling her out. They were about to attack Kent and Amelia, when suddenly they heard someone… singing?

"If you're looking for a hunk of fat and juicy meat," sang a male voice.

"What are they doing?" asked Amelia. "And how'd they manage to get Zero in a hula outfit?"

"It's called a distraction, dimwit," said Elise, as she and Lily dumped two tires each on them, effectively binding them.

"Thanks for the help," said Sami.

"Clever Cogs Kasha?" guessed Elise.

"Uh-huh!" said Kasha proudly.

"Can I take this off now?" Zero asked, gesturing to the hula skirt and lei.

"Sure," said Lily. He ripped them off and tossed them to Elise.

"Have I finished my tour yet, or do I have to tango with Frosty first?"

"Who said anything about a tango?"

"Oh, you're just-" he stopped when he noticed Susan. Shaking, he pointed a finger at her. "You, you, you're-"

"If you're going to, just do it," chorused the Twins. Zero squealed and fainted.

Bloody: Gee, I hope I got him right. Zero belongs to LightUpTheNight178, as does Emily, and Gamma belongs to Final Nexus. I don't know if I've said this, but I'm feeling to lazy to check. We had a snow day, and I messed around in the snow today, thus inspiring this little thing. :)

Unicorn: Bloody doesn't own Doctor Who, nor Emily, Zero, and Gamma. Also… COOKIES! *waves one in the air as she dances around in a circle*

Bloody: Heh heh… ^^' Bye.