And they show how to look good on a wedding. Pretty much ends up with hilarious results.


Chapter 10: Looking Good

As the day went on, Shin Hai took the others out for something to wear for the wedding and they know that they have to try on some different robs that fits them well and when they arrived, the antelope tailor looks over and has expected them to arrive soon and he said, "What kept you so long?"

Shin Hai chuckled softly and he replied, "Don't worry, Rao. We're here for the same reason you told us to tell us...to try on tuxedos for the wedding."

"Very well. I'll have to measure everyone to see if they adjust just the perfect fit." Rao added.

Shin Hai went on first to be measured and Rao immediately went up to measure his height, shoulder, waistline and such and he said to him, "Okay...your waistline is about 11 inches and height is about six feet. We need to find something in your size."

After this, everyone had their turn to be measured and Musaki, Arizona, Shao, Kango, Liu Shang, Taji, Kaleo, Cody, Samurai, Tsunami, Phoenix, Shing, Kazuo, Ruiz and Zeke each received a few sights of the perfect fits for their robes to wear in. Rao then said to them, "I've never measured this many people in my business."

"New experience that you'll take in." Shin Hai added.

Rao then calls in Max and the tiger cub seemed a little nervous about what he was gonna do with him, but Arizona encouraged him to come forward anyway. He took a deep breath and just walked to where he was standing and stepped on the little box and he looked up at Arizona and the grey wolf told him to keep his eyes on only him as Rao begins measuring him through his height, waist and shoulder.

Rao then looks at Max and explained, "You're about 4 feet and 9 inches in height. How old are you, son?"

"8. I'll be nine in 2 months." Max replied.

Max gets off the box and walks towards the rest of the group and soon enough, Sage was being called to be measured and he walks up towards Rao and as he lets his arms out, Rao started measuring him...which became very disturbing for Sage and as he was being measured, he turned to the others and asked, "Is he gay?"

Rao gasped in shock and he asked, "Excuse me?"

"You're like...all around my body like you've got a thing for me and stuff." Sage replied.

Rao then clears his throat and said, "I'm only measuring to see if you would fit into a suit and tie, depending on your height. Part of the job."

Max tugged on Arizona's shorts and asked, "What does being gay mean?"

Arizona was shocked to know Max actually heard that word come out of Sage's muzzle and he lets out a slightly awkward chuckle and Shin Hai replied, "Little Maximus...what he meant by that means that..."

Arizona then clears his throat and said, "Not the right time for him to answer that question."

"And for the record, young man...I am not gay. I'm bisexual." Rao replied.

Arizona quickly puts his paw on Max's ears to prevent him from hearing this and let it be stuck on his head and Sage added, "That's weird."

"I was born this way, kid. Deal with it." Rao shot back.

Soon enough, everyone tried on their robes and different clothes to see if they would fit on them and when they came out with their tuxes, Musaki came out with his new red and white robes and Arizona came with his orange and black robes and Musaki chuckled softly at this and said, "Dude...you look like you're ready for mating season."

"Only if doesn't start me first." Arizona replied back.

Just then, Cody and the other sibs came out with different robes and Samurai looks up at Musaki's robes and said, "Man, Saki...you oughta find a mate with that outfit!"

"Funny, Sam. I've already got a girlfriend." Musaki reminded him.

Max comes in with an elegant golden vest with silver pants and the rest of the gang were surprised to see him with that outfit and Arizona said, "Looking good, Maxim."

"Thanks." Max replied.

"Sounds like you could be getting a whole of girls with that outfit." Phoenix said, chortling.

Liu Shang, Taji, Shao, Kango, Kaleo, Zeke, Ruiz, Shing and Kazuo came out with different kinds of robes, vests and pants to wear for the wedding and Cody looks up at Shao's green and white robes and said, "Pretty awesome, Shao."

"Thanks." Shao said, while putting on his straw hat.

Shin Hai came in with a dark blue vest, black pants and a straw hat to go along with this ensemble and he said, "What do you think of Shin Hai?"

"I say too cool to be a dad." Shao replied.

"Why, thank you."

Rao comes over to rest of the gang and he said, "We got a problem. Sage won't come out of his dressing room."

Arizona lets out a groan and asked, "Why aren't we surprised?"

Within minutes, he went over to Sage's dressing room, knocked on the door and said, "Hey, Sage. Come out, man."

"No way." Sage replied.

Rao grunts in frustration to let them know that he won't come out for anything and Arizona said, "Dude, you gotta come out of the dressing room."

"Forget it, Arizona! I'll look like a geek!" Sage exclaimed.

Musaki rolled his eyes at this and said, "How bad can it be?"

Not long after, Sage comes out of the dressing room wearing an elegant silver chinese vest and grey pants and the white wolfdog feels completely embarassed and a little disgusted by how he looks and Shin Hai said, "You look pretty cool in that."

"You're just saying that so you guys could make fun of me." Sage replied.

"With an outfit like this? Why would we laugh at you?" asked Liu Shang.

Samurai lets out a deep sigh and he told the others, "Sage isn't always one to dress for an elegant event. He's sort of a 'come as you are' person and thinks that being sophisticated is a joke."

"I still don't see what's the point in dressing up like this." Sage added.

"Because you're gonna see dad get married." Cody replied.

Sage sighed heavily and knew that there was no way out of this and that he was gonna do this for his adopted panda dad and he lets out a deep sigh and replied, "It'll grow on me somehow."

"Don't I know how to make you all look fabu?" asked Rao.

Shao looks up at his dad and he whispered, "Did he just use the word 'fabu'?"


Unexpected, right? And yes, Rao is bisexual. My very first bisexual character. Don't be harsh, please! Stay tuned for more!