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I chuckled as I crossed Luxord's name off my notepad. That guy was a loon, but in a good way. I wished I could've had more time to hang out with him, but I only had two more people to deal with before I got my Roxy Time; and that was time I never wanted to skip out on.

I frowned as I noted the next person on the list; Marluxia. He was a good guy; crazy and effeminate, but a good guy nonetheless. What the hell was I saying? That guy was a bigger perv than me, and that was saying something. I sighed as I headed down to Marluxia's room.

I knocked on the door quickly, "Hey Marly get your ass out here."

A few moments passed before I heard him, "Yes Axel?"

I rolled my eyes, "I'm not going to continue yelling at you through the door. Get out here before you don't get a present."

It was as if the door couldn't open quick enough, "Axel I knew you couldn't resist my charms, but you know I'm into blondes. Maybe if we dyed you hair I could make an exception."

I glared at him; hoping he'd spontaneous combust, "I'm not dyeing my hair."

He slyly grinned as he looked me over, "Axel-dear what ARE you wearing?"

I took a step back; not wanting him to jump me, "It's a Santa Claus outfit; now what do you want for Christmas?"

Marluxia's grin remained, "I'd like some nude photos of Roxy. I KNOW you have some."

I bit my lip until I tasted blood; like hell I'd give him naked pictures of my Roxy, "No. Now what do you want?"

He sighed lazily, "Aw, alright. I want Vexen out of his lab; I know you can manage that."

I rolled my eyes; of course I could handle that. Did I want to? No, no I didn't, but did I have much of a choice? Sighing I headed down to Vexen's lab; trying to come up with a plan. What I didn't understand was why Marluxia was following me.

I looked back at the pink-haired psycho and before I could ask he answered, "Your job's just to get him out of the lab. I'm going to take him with me of course."

I sighed once more. Of course; that made all the sense in the world. Yeah, of course.

We arrived at the lab and hid around the corner; watching Vexen. He seemed to be working with some beakers; his new test subject was tied to a chair. I chuckled slightly before lighting a few of the beakers on fire; what I should've checked before was what was in them. Oh well.

I heard Vexen yell as I watched him dash out of the lab. Marluxia took advantage of surprise and jumped on him; tying him with rope and creating a Dark Portal of his own.

Marluxia picked up Vexen turned my way, "Thanks again Axel; Merry Christmas."

I followed Vexen as Marluxia dragged him away; his eyes pleading. I shook it off and continued on my way. That was one psycho out of my hair. Only one more left.