Hey guys! Sorry I took so long, but I had no time to myself AND I was sick. So, this chapter will basically, well…make you hate Ron a bit more. I hated him as I wrote the thing, so you can tell how much. XD And, I've noticed when I bash people, they barely come up and when they do they're complete asses that and you just hate them more. Huh…

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"Tsuki-sama" –Japanese

"Tsuki-sama" –Spirit Language

Tsuki-sama -Letters

Tsuki-sama – Letters in Spirit Language

Last time:

"It's the matter of the two troublesome Weasleys, Ron and Ginny…"

"It's fine for now. They are merely mortals. If it gets too out of hand I will deal with them personally. Anything else?" Tsuki waited for a moment before smiling. "Alright, I'll call for another meeting if anything comes up."

Chapter 9

"Where did you go after dinner?" Hermione demanded the next day. She stood in front of Harry and Train, hands on her hips. She looked at the both of them in pure suspicion

"Oh, please Hermione! We didn't do anything detention worthy!" Harry huffed

"By the way, where's Neville?" Train asked, looking around

"Right here!" On cue, Neville came towards them, a sheepish smile on his face. "Sorry, I overslept."

Hermione pursed her lips and helped Neville fix up his shirt. "If you're going to dress quickly, then be presentable, okay?" She said softly and Neville flushed

"Uh…th-thanks!"

Harry and Train looked at each other.

"Do you think…?"

"Maybe. Let's just watch a bit more."

"Oh! And you two missed it!" Hermione said once she was done helping Neville. "Fred and George were giving their candy to first years!" She shook in anger and Neville sighed

"She was very angry. She even threatened to owl their mother."

Harry pouted. "Why'd you stop them? If they cause chaos…!"

Hermione sighed. "I'm sorry Harry, but I couldn't just stand by while they did that to innocent first years! Oh, and Weasley was no help at all! He dare to even laugh!" She scowled

Neville smiled and whispered to them, "I heard Fred and George pranked him later, though. So that's enough revenge for him."

Harry and Train chuckled

"Oh, when I get my hands on him…" Hermione ranted, making a stabbing motion with her hands.

Train chuckled. "Calm yourself Hermione-san. We can't have you expelled for murder."

Neville and Harry chuckled and she flushed. "Oh, yes, please excuse my behavior…"

When they went down to the Great Hall breakfast had already started. Hermione, though, refused to sit in the same table as Ron and (after dragging Draco out by the arm and beckoning Luna) they went to eat in a different place.

That day, they had double Transfiguration and double Charms. Both Professor Flitwick and Professor McGonagall gave 15 minute lectures about the importance of OWLs (of course, the Spirits ignored this considering they didn't need OWLs). After the lecture, Professor Flitwick spent more than an hour reviewing Summoning Charms, then gave them the largest amount of Charms homework ever.

Professor McGonagall started Vanishing Spells, one of the hardest in the OWLs. It was a bit challenging. But "vanishing" is one of the moon's specialties, so Harry got it on the second try. A cat has to be able to go in and out of sight whenever it wants, so Train also got it easily. Hermione obviously got it as well, and with her instruction Neville managed to make it transparent. In total, Gryffindor earned 30 house points.

After Lunch, the Spirits (plus Hermione and Neville) went to Care of Magical Creatures.

"It's going to be quite different without Hagrid." Hermione commented and they all nodded

It was. They were apparently learning about Bowtruckles, or tree guardians (in other words, they descend from minor tree spirits). Their assignment was to sketch them and label the body parts.

Harry hummed Two-Faced Lovers* as he worked, not noticing Ron until he came close to him.

"Hey, Potter,"

The Spirit's eyes glanced to the side and, at the flash of red, only rolled his eyes and went back to what he was doing. "Go away, Weasley, can't you see I'm busy?"

"I noticed, your little boyfriend left you alone to go with Malfoy." He commented, referring to the two, who were working in a distance. They glanced over at them occasionally, making Harry hide a chuckle.

"And…?"

"The wimpy little couple Granger and Longbottom left you as well." He said, pointing a thumb at the two who were working together, deep in discussion

Harry raised his eyes to the air and looked back at Ron. "Did you want something?"

"Well, I was just wondering why a whore like yourself is all alone. Shouldn't you have boys all around you?" He asked mockingly and Harry only glared

"Go jump off a cliff." He deadpanned and turned, trying to go back to his work when he felt a hand on his lower back. Disgust filled his being. "Weasley, if you don't leave in five seconds…"

Train and Draco were now staring, fully ready to intervene. Train was actually trying to go over there though the night spirit held him back. In any other situation, Harry might have giggled. Neville and Hermione were still deep in discussion, though Neville was now technically holding Hermione's hand as he tried to help her draw.

They really do look like a couple. Harry thought to himself, though as Ron's hand lowered he knew he had other things to worry about than if Hermione and Neville were a potential couple.

"Come on, just one night. You and me…"

Harry openly gaped at him. This hypocrite…! "You want me to cheat on my boyfriend and have sex with you? Are you insane?" Ron looked about to say something though Harry continued, cutting him off. "Add to the fact that your little sister has an obvious obsessive crush on me yet you still want me to have sex with you like I'm some whore on the street?" Harry's voice was close to a low murderous growl by the end

"Oh, Ginny? I asked her. She said that only if she gets you most of the time. And you look like a slut, you definitely dress like one."

By now, Hermione and Neville noticed what was going on and Neville obviously looked ready to go over there. Train was still trying to go over, his face contorted in rage since he could hear everything that was being said, though Draco still held him back. Harry glared at the redhead, full of anger and disgust.

"Weasley…" Harry fought to keep his voice level. "I am no cheater, so I refuse to have sex with you like some slut. And I dress the way I wish so go do me a favor and go kill yourself."

Ron was about to retort when the bell sounded across the grounds. He finally moved away. "Fine, just think about it."

Harry shivered in disgust as he joined his friends, and immediately held hands with his boyfriend, kissing him on the cheek.

"I'll kill him…" Train growled

"What did he do?" Hermione asked

"Oh, he just…well…asked me to have sex with him like a slut." Harry said quickly, so they almost didn't catch what he said

"He…did…what?!" Neville said in horror.

Draco's expression darkened. "I'll kill him."

"Not if I get to him first." Train growled, about to reach under his robes where he kept Hades

"No, no killing," Harry scolded. "Right, Hermione?" He sweatdropped. "H-Hermione…?"

Hermione was standing there, seething, looking ready to kill herself. "That damned Weasley…!"

What is wrong with everyone today? Harry felt like groaning. "Come on, guys, I'll deal with him later. We have to go to Herbology."

That night, Train and Harry went to Umbridge's office to attend their detention. They both felt sick just seeing the office. It was covered in pink with pictures of cat everywhere (that gave only a few points from Train).

"So, Professor, what will you have us do?" Harry asked, his voice borderline respectful and sarcastic

She smirked, obviously not able to hear the sarcasm in his voice (or just ignoring it). "Sit down." She said, pointing to the two desks, where there was black paper and a black quill. Once they sat down, she told them, "I want you two to write 'I will not tell lies' using those quills."

Train put up an eyebrow. "What about the ink?"

Her smirk got more sinister (not as scary as Yoru's though). "Oh, don't worry. You won't need it."

"How many times, then?" Harry asked and she gave her sickly giggle

"Oh, as many times it takes to sink in."

The couple looked at each other, shrugged, and began working.

Now, because they are Spirits, one being older than the Earth itself, they've been in many battles before. Battles that, if a regular human got the wounds they did, they would have died instantly. The pain they've gone through was much more and just a small scratch feels like nothing. So, when the two started writing, they barely felt anything even as the three hours were up. Though, they did see the healing "I will not tell lies" scar fade from their hands.

Umbridge scowled at the two when they showed their hands. Both were the same smooth pale and no trace of the scar showed. Though, the paper they wrote on showed that they did in fact do work.

"Well, it seems it did not sink in well enough for you two tonight." She said with her eyes narrowed. "We'll have to do this tomorrow night."

"We understand, Professor."

"Good night." Harry managed to grit out politely before they left. Once they were away from the room, Harry groaned. "Blood quills! How could I not have noticed? Maho-chan made them! Those things are illegal here!"

Train sighed. "Should we tell the others?"

Harry scowled. "No way. I don't want them to worry. We already have to worry about Ron, our homework, finding Chaos, and Luna is leaving at the end of the week. This just the icing to the my-life-sucks cake."

Train chuckled and kissed his (technical) husband. "Let's go before they wonder why we're gone so long."

Harry hummed. "We could just give the excuse that we were too busy making out."

Train laughed. "Come on."

Each detention went just the way the first did, and Umbridge was getting steadily annoyed. She then decided (after seeing Train and Harry kiss when they were walking to class) she'd attack them a different way. So, during detention, she made remarks on how disgusting gay couples were, and the Spirits had to keep themselves from killing her.

Then, there was Ron, who seemed to switch from verbally attacking Train and Harry for being a gay couple to trying to get Harry to sleep with him. It took all their self-control not to kill him.

And on the fact of Chaos, well, there isn't even a clue to find him. He's way too tricky of a bastard, so it was obvious they couldn't immediately find him.

On the other hand, Luna is almost done with her preparations to find the Magic siblings.

On Thursday, the two came back from their detention only to run into Draco.

"Yoru-san? What are you…?"

He only glared. "Why didn't you two tell us what was going on in Umbridge's detentions?"

"How did you…?"

"I'm the Night, ruler over shadows. Of course I would've seen everything." He sighed. "Look, I don't care why you kept it from us, but just leave the rest to me. She won't be using those quills anymore."

Harry and Train smiled.

"Thanks Yoru-san!"

The next night, Umbridge chuckled to herself. Yes, even though those two somehow kept themselves from feeling pain, it was still nice to cause them pain. She smirked. Oh yes, it was about time they came, right?

Opening her drawer, her ugly, toad-like face paled.

The blood quills…WHERE ARE MY BLOOD QUILLS?!

A note was left behind….

Dear Umbitch,

If your reading this, that means you've just discovered your quills are missing. They are now confiscated by someone with a higher power than you. Don't ever use it on Tsuki-sama again, you toad-bitch.

-Night

Umbridge's face turned red in anger and her angry screech was heard through Hogwarts.I'll find this "night" and make sure he wishes he's never been born!

Meanwhile, Draco was in his realm, watching with a sinister smirk as his shadows made a meal out of the blood quills. "You'll never win against Spirits, bitch." He chuckled

And that's the end! I'm actually quite happy I got this done…

By the way, if your wondering why I put in Neville/Hermione in there, it was on a whim. Maybe later I'll decide if they're going to be an actual couple or not

Oh, and I wanted to see if other yaoi fangirls did this, and not just me.

When you start watching an anime, do you look for the first main male character, after a minute or two, rate them as a uke or seme, then find the second main male character, rate them as a uke or seme, then see if he does with the first main character? Then, after you decide, you watch the rest of the anime and see if you change the couple your most likely going to ship? That's exactly what I do. XD

Please review, I love when guys review, it's awesome.

*Two-faced Lovers by Hatsune Miku. I'm currently slightly obsessed with this song so I decided, why not have it sneak up in my fanfic?