Sorry about the long wait! My sister visited recently so I wanted to make fun of her xD That, and watching Phantom of The Opera...anyway, thanks for all the reviews and favorites and author favorites! I really appreciate it! I hope this chapter will be "exciting" enough for you guys!

" 'Why couldn't I smash him?' "

" 'Because they don't bother you,' "

" 'Reckon you're at the stage now where you don't kill flies and mosquitoes now, I reckon. Lemme know when you change your mind. Tell you one thing, though, I ain't gonna sit around and not scratch a redbug.' "

" 'Aw, dry up,' "

"You dry up!"

"Your face, Mel!"

"Shut the hell up, both of you, we're supposed to be talking about how to get Cooper, Silver and Julie to get us back home! And quit quoting To Kill A Mockingbird!" Youka interrupted suddenly, holding Tenshi and I by our ears.

"OW! Okay, okay! We'll shut up! Let us go, meanie!" Tenshi cried, holding her now red ear once Youka let us go. "Jeez, kill joy…"

"I take it the brainstorming is going well?" Japan asked as he walked into the dining room area with a tray of steaming tea.

"Yes! Thank you, Japan," I said, also cradling my abused ear as I took a cup of tea from the tray. "It's been swell, actually."

"Yeah, yeah…" Tenshi grumbled as she also took a cup of steaming tea.

"With these two, we're never gonna get anything done around here…" the devil-girl muttered as she also gently took a cup of the delicious tea.

The morning we woke up, I explained the plan to make a plan on how to get ourselves back home, with the help of Germany, Italy and Japan. The two seemed pretty okay with it, but as for coming up with ideas…

"How about we get some Pocky and pump it with rat poison, then leave it in the open, and then when Silver or Cooper or Julie comes along, they'll-"

"NO WAY! THAT'S MURDER!" I cut off Youka's sentence in panic. "We're NOT killing any of them!"

"Then what's your big idea?" she growled, sipping her tea.

"Um…okay, how about we…get France or Russia or some creeper like that to…take Silver! Then we tell Cooper and he'll have to ask one of us for our help, then Silver or Cooper will get us home!" I said, the idea forming in my head as I went along with the sentence.

"That's brilliant, Fancy Mel!" Tenshi immediately cheered, nearly knocking over her tea in the process. "See? Mel is way smarter than Youka."

"Say that again, you freaking-"

"Oh, what'll you do, you demon?"

"Oi, calmate! Calmate! Los dos!" I scolded, smacking them softly on their heads as if they were puppies.

"I can't speak whatever the hell you speak, girlie," he blond mumbled, rubbing the top of her head.

"Pfft. It's espanol, pendeja," Tenshi said under her breath. "Anyway, so when can we start the plan?"

Hmm…

"JAPAAAAAAAAN! WE BROUGHT WHAT'S-HIS-FACE OVER LIKE YOU SAAAAIIDDDD! WHAT'S THE PROB-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU GIT! WE'RE IN HIS HOME, WE HAVE TO BE CURTIOUS!"

"Aiyaaa…they're fighting again, aru…"

"Non, zey are just releasing sexual tensions, mon ami!"

"Did America just call me 'What's-his-face'? He'll have to learn to say my name, da?"

"ALL OF YOU, JUST SHUT UP AND GET IN HERE!"

While Youka yanked all of them into Japan's garden, Tenshi and I watched Silver talk (okay, ore like yell…) to Japan on his lawn. There was a lot of cursing, swearing, yelling, raging…and poor Japan had to listen to it all while trying to get her to come over to the garden.

I looked back to the 5 other countries that showed up and put my hands on my hips. Tenshi nearly fainted when she saw who was standing in the garden. "Okay, listen up. We need your help kidnapping a girl for us."

"Kidnapping? But isn't that illegal, aru?" China, the smallest of them all, asked, panic in his voice.

"It's only for a little while! But we need your," I pointed to Russia, who seemed to be enjoying this subject of kidnapping, "help. When Silver comes in the garden, Russia'll try to get her. Then just keep her here for a while until we tell Cooper."

"Why me?" the tall nation asked.

"Because you're the creepiest."

"Hold on a tick, we don't even know any of you!" England reasoned. "Why should we help you?"

I had to think fast. "It-It's what a GENTLEMAN would do!"

…

"I think we should help these ladies."

GET HOME PLAN #1: KIDNAP SILVER USING RUSSIA!

After explaining what will go down, all of us, except for Russia, sat crouched behind one of Japan's rosebushes in anticipation. Well, I did, Tenshi just seemed to be fan-girling at the moment because of the flock of countries that just appeared. Everyone else just seemed confused.

"So, girlie, you sure this will work?" Youka asked me as she tried to avoid France's advances.

"I hope so…oh, shh! Shh! Here she comes!"

Silver grumbled under her breath as she reluctantly walked into the lush garden. "Damn Asian…telling me what to do…I can take care of myself, thank you very much!"

She stopped in her tracks as she bumped into something. "HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING-!"

"Ah, privet Silver~! How nice to see you, da?"

"R-R-R-R-R-R-Russia..! Um…v-v-very n-nice to s-see you too! I-I'm just gonna g-get the h-hell outta here, i-if you d-don't mind…" her eyes were as big as saucers…it was kinda entertaining to see her like that.

"That girl wants me to take you? I guess I'll have to do what she says, da?" Russia chirped, wrapping his arms around the small girl, despite her protests and curses that were being thrown at him.

"W-W-W-W-WHAT? NO! L-LET GO OF ME, RUSSIA! J-JAPAN! JAPAN, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? GAAAAAAAH!"

And with that, Russia kidnapped Silver.

"COOPER! COOPER! JESUS, COOPER! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!" I yelled, running into the dining room in (fake) panic. Tenshi and the others followed as we barged into the small room.

"Melody-san! What happened?" Japan asked, sounding concerned. He knew the plan well and gave a brief nod, asking if Silver was kidnapped.

"AY, DIOS MIO, JAPON! Silver's been kidnapped!" Tenshi cried, latching onto his arms.

"KIDNAPPED?" Cooper asked in pure rage and astonishment. "B-BY WHO?"

"I think I saw Russia take-"

"HE'S DEAD! HE'S A DEAD MAN!"

ZOOM!

"I didn't get to say hi…" America muttered sadly.

"JAPAN! JAPAAAAAAN! COOPER, YOU ASS, HELP ME! SOMEONE, ANYONE! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Privet Silver~ you're making it sound like I'm going to do something to you~"

"I KNOW YOU WILL, THAT'S WHY! LEMME GOOOOOO!"

Cooper crouched down near a bush with Tenshi and I in tow, watching Russia, who sat cross-legged on the ground with a trembling silver in his lap. The others stayed behind because "this nonsense is giving me a headache", as England put it. The look on his face was pure determination and anger, and to be honest, it was kinda hot (A/N: Tetra-Muffins, please do NOT kill me…)

"C-Cooper? Should we help you?" I asked timidly.

"Yes! That would be wonderful, Miss Melody! We can take down that evil demon together!" he replied, a glint of madness in his red eyes. Tenshi and I shrunk back a little bit. "Okay, here's what we'll do…"

"Your hair is so soft, Silver~" Russia said as he patted the Vocaloid's head softly. She shuddered in response.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, RUSSIA!" I yelled as Tenshi and I jumped out from behind the bush we were in.

"YEAH, YOU CREEP! WE'RE HERE TO GET SILVER BACK FROM YOU!" the raven-haired girl next to me said confidently.

"Hm?" the Russian looked up from fawning over Silver. "Oh, it's you. But you wanted me to take her, didn't-"

"AH, UM, C-COOPER, HE'S ALL YOURS!" Tenshi and I said, panicking slightly.

"SILVER! LET GO OF HER, YOU-"

"OH, WHAT? WHY BRING THAT PRICK TO SAVE ME?" Silver snarled, glaring daggers and Cooper, who seemed unfazed by this.

"Oh, Cooper, how nice to see you," the blond-haired nation said innocently, hugging Silver closer to his chest.

"LIKE HELL IT IS! GIVE SILVER BACK!" Cooper demanded, pointing an accusing finger at him.

"Hm…" he looked over at Tenshi and I, where we were behind another bush. We gave him a nod and a thumbs-up of approval. He turned back to a fuming Cooper. "Okay~"

After loosening his grip slightly, Silver bolted from his lap and towards Cooper. "YOU ASS!"

"I love you, too, dear sister!" he said as she buried her face in his chest. "It's okay now! Don't worry!"

I gave a high-five to Tenshi. We were sure to get our wishes now!

"Hey, Cooper, you got Silver back!" I cheered, walking over to the pair.

"Yes, with your help! Along with…"

"Tenshi! I'm Tenshi." the hyper girl finished for him. He nodded.

"Miss Melody, Miss Tenshi, I thank you very much for helping rescuing my dear little sister."

"No problem!"

"We're glad to have helped!"

…

…

…

"Um…Cooper?"

"Yes?"

"Can we…get a wish now?"

"Dear heavens, no!"

"WHAT?" Tenshi and I yell in unison. After all that we've done, nothing? "WHY NOT?"

He thought a minute, then turned to us and said, "It wasn't that big of a situation! I could have handled it on my own, you know!"

"Or I could have gotten out of it myself, bitch," Silver added.

…

…

My respect for these two just dropped 30 points.

GET HOME PLAN #1: KIDNAP SILVER USING RUSSIA!: FAILED

Listening to Magnet ~ Boy's Edition can make your brain go haywire...just lettin' you know...
Anyway, Happy Mother's day to everyone out there! Go and hug a mommy 3 I'm writing my mom a poem and my dad and I are taking her to see The Avengers (She wants to see hot guys beat each other up, how cool is that? xD) Anyway, tata for now, lovelies~!