Total Drama Return Episode 4 Part 1
Sorry, another short chapter. I just have a lot on my plate, so it's not that easy to fulfil my two chapters a day policy
Agreenparrot – I never liked Sierra, that's why I got rid of her.
Flutejpr – Oh yeah, I totally ship Coderra, but Sierra comes on waaay too strong though.
Bridgette was taking her morning stroll on the beach, when she saw something that she was very confused by. There, sitting in a sun-lounge was a blonde girl wearing a hot pink bikini and red sunglasses.
"Um, hello? Hi, I don't think we've met. I'm Bridgette." Said Bridgette.
"Oh, hi. I'm Dakota. Now get out of my way, you're blocking my sun." Said Dakota
"I'm sorry, are you a new contestant?" Said Bridgette.
"Contestant? Ugh, I wish. I'm an intern." Said Dakota.
"Why haven't I seen you around before?" Said Bridgette.
"Oh, yeah, I'm new. Like, starting today." Said Dakota.
"Shouldn't you be working, or preparing the challenge?" Said Bridgette.
"Oh, yeah…Chris mentioned doing something like that. Oopsie." Said Dakota. Suddenly, there was a yell.
"Dakota! What happened to the challenge?" Yelled Chef Hatchet.
"Oopsie, I forgot. Silly me." Said Dakota.
"The others have been working all morning! Get your lazy ass off that chair, or you're fired! Yelled Chef.
"It was nice to meet you, Bernadette." Said Dakota, as she rushed away. Bridgette shook her head.
Confessional
Dakota: Hey, everyone, I'm Dakota! I'm the head intern this season! I'm Chris' favourite though, so he wouldn't dare fire me. I don't think Chef Hatchet likes me that much, though…
Chris had everyone at the Mess Hall. Beside him, stood Dakota, and a fuming Chef Hatchet.
"Everyone, I'd like you to meet a very special someone. This, is Dakota, our top intern this season." Said Chris. Dakota waved cheerily.
"Or, our top bitch." Muttered Chef under his breath. Chris turned to Dakota
"How's the challenge going?" He asked.
"Uh, I don't know…Wait, apparently purple rashes are growing on the interns. Is that bad?" Said Dakota
"Uh, no…I don't think so. Oh well. Tell them to get to the infirmary." Said Chris. Dakota nodded, and went off to talk to her friends.
"Ok, so for today's challenge, I'll need you guys to come on down to the beach." Said Chris.
"Oh joy, what could today's wonders possibly behold?" Remarked Noah
All the contestants had gathered by the beach. Chris cleared his throat.
"Ahem! Now, presenting the challenge ours interns have slaved away night and day for…" Said Chris, pausing for dramatic effect.
"Get on with it, I'm getting bored." Said LeShawna.
"The Extreme Relay Race of Radness! Which, if you make into an acronym, spells terror." He said.
"The extreme what?" Said Owen, very confused.
"This is how it'll work. There will be eight challenges, all filled with torture and danger. One member of each team has to complete the challenge, and then pass the baton onto the next member of the team, who will complete the next dare. The first team to have all of their members complete every appropriate challenge will be the winner. The last team has to go to elimination." Said Chris.
"So basically, a relay race with challenges for each participant?" Said Gwen
"Correct, Gwen. Oh, and I forgot. Team Name has nine members, so one member has to sit out.
"Me! Shots." Said Blainely.
Confessional
Blainely: This works perfectly! I can sit out of this nasty challenge, and my team can't vote me off because I have immunity. This is perfect.
"Now, this is the structure for the challenge. The first challenge is to wade across a pool of poison ivy, using only stilts as your balances. Then, you have to sprint up to the top f the thousand-metre cliff." Said Chris.
"Poison ivy? I heard that's really bad for your skin." Said Lindsay.
"Correct, Lindsay. Which is why you will be doing the poison ivy sprint!" Said Chris.
"Aww…" Groaned Lindsay.
"Joining Lindsay in this part of the race is Owen from Team Awesome, and Trent from Team Name." Said Chris.
"The next part of the challenge, is for the people at the top of the cliff to jump off the cliff, and then, to swim back to shore, while avoiding the angry electric eels. The lucky competitors doing this jump will be Bridgette, DJ and Alejandro." Said Chris. Bridgette and DJ exchanged worried glances.
"The cliff-jumper then must pass the baton to the next person three, who will be waiting on the beach. Person three then must run back to the Dock of Shame, and hand the baton to players four and five. These people will be Duncan, Dawn, and Katie."
"Player four will hop onto a jet ski, and ride it to Boney Island. However, player five must water-ski behind the jet ski all the way to the island. Players four and five will then hand the baton to player six, who will bike up to the top of the Boney Island mountain. The first player there gets a motorbike, the second there gets a mountain bike, and the last one there gets a unicycle."
"Players four, five and six for Team Awesome are Tyler, Brady and Gwen, in that order. Players four, five and six for Team Name are Beth, Eva, and Izzy. Players four, five and six for team Unique are Heather, Harold and Cody." Said Chris.
"Player six then hands the baton to player seven, who will canoe down the piranha infested lake, down to the skull statue of Boney Island, where Player eight will be waiting. The ones doing this will be LeShawna, Justin and Sadie Player eight will then hang-glide all the way back to camp, and these people are Geoff, Ezekiel and Noah. The first team to do all this wins." Said Chris. Most of the campers looked dumbfounded.
Confessional
Noah: Ok, hang-gliding and me just don't mix. Maybe I can swap my role for someone crazy enough who actually wants to do that.
Brady: Oh crap, I have to water-ski while Tyler is driving. This won't end well.
Lindsay: I don't want to ruin my skin! It'll be so totally terrible!
And now, the race is on! Which team will come out victorious, in the most dangerous but epic challenge yet! Will Brady survive? Will Lindsay stop whining about her skin? Why is Noah so lazy? And does Dakota have something up her sleeve? Find out next time, on Total Drama Return!