Brooke and Rachel's Day Out- Breakfast
"Hey." said Rachel to Lucas at Karen's Cafe.
"Hey." said Lucas to the two girls sitting in a booth.
"Hey." said Brooke to Lucas who was standing.
Awkward silence.
"You girls hanging out together?" Lucas asked.
"Actually, we're on a date. In public." Rachel supplied.
"Yeah. On a date." Brooke said.
"Yeah." Rachel said.
"Wait a minute... You two?" Lucas asked.
"Yeah." Brooke said. "We're a couple now."
"Yeah." Rachel said. "A couple."
"Yeah. Exclusively." Brooke added.
"Yeah." Rachel confirmed.
"Yeah." Brooke said.
Awkward silence.
"So, how long have you two been..." Lucas couldn't seem to get the idea through his head.
"Together?" Rachel supplied helpfully. Lucas nodded.
"Well, this is our first official date. But we've been together for a couple of months now." Brooke answered.
"Yeah. A month and a half to be exact." Rachel said.
"Yeah." said Brooke. "A month and a half."
"That's a long time." Lucas stated.
"Yeah." said Rachel.
"Yeah." said Brooke.
"Yeah?" asked Lucas.
"Yeah." said Rachel and Brooke simultaneously.
Awkward silence.
Rachel sipped her coffee. Brooke checked her finger nails. Lucas scratched the back of his head and coughed.
"Well, I'm off. I guess I will see you two ladies later." Lucas said.
"Yeah." Brooke said. "Later."
"Yeah. Later sounds good." Rachel said. Lucas smiled politely at the two women in the cafe and walked away, all the while thinking 'Yeah? Yeah!'
Brooke and Rachel watched him walk away, and then turned to each other.
"Yeah..." said Brooke.
"Yeah..." said Rachel. They sat in their booth quietly for a minute, sipping their morning coffee. Brooke put down her mug.
"Well, this was a successful breakfast date!" Brooke exclaimed excitedly. Rachel nodded vigorously in agreement.
"It totally was! I mean, that wasn't awkward at all!" Rachel said equally excited.
"Yeah!" said Brooke.
"Yeah!" said Rachel. Both girl's jumped in their seats when they heard Karen's voice yell out from behind the counter.
"If you two girls say the word 'yeah' one more time, I swear I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your asses it will come out through your ears, and that has never happened before in the history of mankind, but it will if I hear 'yeah' one more time! Do you hear me!" screamed out the mother of Lucas Scott with frustration and annoyance lacing her exclamation. Brooke and Rachel nodded in Karen's direction.
"Yeah. We hear you!" Rachel said.
"Yeah!" said Brooke. "We have ears!"
"Yeah!" said Rachel. "Ears!"
"Yeah!" said Brooke.
"Yeah!" said Rachel.
Both girls scrambled out of their chairs when they saw Karen throw down her apron and charge towards them. Out the door they flew and into Rachel's car they piled before hauling ass out of the parking lot. Karen stood at the door, shaking her head.
"Damn teens." she grumbled before walking into her cafe again.
Brooke and Rachel's Day Out- Lunch
"Your turn." Brooke said stealing the bag of chips out of Rachel's hands. Rachel huffed and opened her mouth. Brooke aimed and threw a large sized chip at Rachel's open trap. The chip landed inside Rachel's mouth lodging itself in her throat.
"Yes! Hole in one!" Brooke exclaimed, pleased with herself.
"gluh!"
While Brooke threw her hands in the air and congratulating herself for the good shot, Rachel put her hands to her throat and tried to gasp. Brooke started doing a victory dance, providing her own music. Rachel wheezed and tried to get Brooke's attention.
"Is this a new game?" Brooke asked excitedly. Rachel rolled her eyes despite her distress and tears beginning to stream down her face.
"Don't be such a sore loser Gatina." Brooke taunted. Rachel started hitting her own chest and coughing.
"Rachel?"
By this time Rachel was wheezing and heaving. Brooke's eyes widened and she frantically started pounding Rachel's back. After several attempts she grabbed her purse and knocked Rachel upside the head with it. The chip flew clear across the room, hitting some random guy in the eye, causing him to cry out and fall over backwards in his chair. Rachel gulped in lungfuls of air while Brooke fussed over her.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I should have picked a smaller chip! Why would you play such a dangerous game? You should know better than swallowing without chewing! Jeez, Rachel!"
Rachel glared at her through blood-shot eyes, the message clear: Shut up or die.
Brooke drew back from Rachel's death glare and shivered a bit.
"Um, check please!"
"WHO THREW THAT?" called out a booming voice inside the small restaurant. The few people in there froze at the voice. Brooke turned her head and saw it was the guy that got hit in the eye with the flying chip. Her eyes widened and she ducked in her seat. Rachel was still busy recovering when the man's eyes settled on her form.
"IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT!"
Rachel's eyes got all big and freaked out as she saw this pissed off guy stomping all threateningly in her direction. Brooke jumped out of her seat without thinking and stood in the man's path.
"Actually, I threw it!" Brooke claimed. "Sorry, I was aiming for the asshole sitting in that seat over there." Brooke pointed toward the man's seat. She paused as she let the realization sink into her face dramatically. "Oh, never mind! I did hit that asshole." Brooke deadpanned. The tall man was furious, the veins in his neck protruding wildly and his face turning red. He grabbed the brunette's collar roughly.
"WHY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-"
He was immediately interrupted when Rachel threw the entire bag of chips into the man's face, then hit him over the head with one of the glass plates that was on their table, shattering the plate. The large man released Brooke from his grip and stumbled backwards. Rachel took Brooke's hand and they ran out of there, piled into Brooke's car and hauled ass out of the parking lot.
The man was left standing in their empty space, shaking his fist at them and screaming profanities.
Rachel turned to Brooke in the driver's seat and Brooke glanced at her.
"I think it's safe to say that we had a successful lunch date!" rasped Rachel mocking complete happiness. Brooke nodded her agreement.
"It was even better than breakfast!"
"Totally!"
Brooke and Rachel's Day Out- Working
"Hold still Rachel, I don't want to poke you with the pins-"
"OW!"
"See what happens when you squirm!"
"I swear you're doing this on purpose. OW!"
"That last one was to teach you a lesson."
"Teaching me a lesson, huh? Why don't we take this outside and we'll see who teaches who a lesson. OW! BITCH!"
"No trash talking allowed while working!"
"Why did I agree to be your model again?"
"Because you're the only one who would do this for free."
"Wait, I'm not getting paid?"
"I'll show you tonight how I'm paying you."
"...Quality time is great!"
"Nice to see your enthusiasm has returned."
"Well, you can be very persuasive."
"Damn right. I am the one with the needles."
"OUCH!"
"That one was actually an accident!"
"I am convinced you're trying to kill me today."
"Yeah, cause I have nothing better to do. 'Dear Diary, today I'm going to choke Rachel with chips. If that doesn't work, I'll poke her to death with needles! And I'll enjoy doing it too! BWAHAHA!'"
"Shut up Brooke!"
Brooke and Rachel's Day Out- Grocery Shopping
"Brooke I swear if you put another box of Pop Tarts into this cart, I'll kick you out of my house!" Rachel threatened. Brooke pouted and returned the Pop Tarts to their shelf.
"Don't be such a grocery Nazi Rachel." Brooke said, walking beside the redhead down the aisle.
"If you must know, I'm very budget oriented with my groceries." Rachel said. Brooke raised an eyebrow.
"That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard. For real?" Brooke asked. That didn't sound like Rachel at all! Rachel tossed her a look.
"Yes, for real! I only get stuff that are absolutely necessary to survive." Rachel answered. Brooke gave her a blank stare.
"That's the biggest load of crap I have ever heard in my life." Brooke told her. Rachel punched her arm. Brooke laughed as she unsuccessfully avoided the blow. Rachel walked over to the side of the aisle.
"Of course, we can't survive without dessert toppings." Rachel said as she held up a bottle of strawberry syrup and a can of whipped cream, a sultry smile forming on her lips. Brooke licked her lips and smiled sensually back.
"I like how your mind works, grocery Nazi."
"If you call me that again, we won't be needing these."
"My apologies, Queen of Dessert Toppings from the land of Scrumptious Sex."
"Better. But I think I prefer the term 'Empress of the entire Universe'."
"Don't push your luck Gatina." Brooke narrowed her eyes playfully at the redhead. Rachel laughed and intertwined her fingers with Brooke's. The action was completely natural for them. They stared at each other intensely for a moment until Rachel turned her head first, smiling shyly. Brooke poked the redhead in the ribs and laughed when she jumped.
"Make sure to pick up some ice cream, Empress of the Universe." Brooke said sarcastically, smiling broadly. Rachel punched Brooke in the shoulder again. Brooke rubbed her shoulder and punched Rachel back, a bit harder. Rachel's mouth dropped open in surprise and moved to punch Brooke again but Brooke moved out of the way.
"Can't touch this." Brooke said in a sing-song voice while dodging another of Rachel's punches. Rachel huffed and advanced on Brooke with her fists up. Brooke yelped and started running away down the aisle with Rachel hot on her heels. Unfortunately Brooke was cornered when her exit was blocked off by some old lady with an over loaded cart that was moving slower than a snail on crutches.
Brooke whirled around and ducked when she saw a fist flying at her, causing that fist to collide headlong into the old lady. Rachel and Brooke watched with horrified expressions as the old lady fell over into a can display and knocked over the entire can tower which made a loud crashing sound. What was worst was that then the elderly woman slipped on one of the cans that exploded and fell on her back on the floor. Hundreds of eyes fell on the disaster site, then at the two girls standing there looking absolutely horrified.
Rachel snapped out of it first and rushed to the woman's side.
"Oh my God! I'm so sorry! Are you alri-" (SMACK!) The old lady threw a mean right hook into the redheads face, and Rachel thought she saw stars before tumbling back into Brooke's arms. The woman stood up and pointed a finger at them.
"Damn teens tried to kill me!" her voice screeched loudly. Brooke thought briefly that she was a lot tougher than she looked as she tried to help Rachel to her feet before she saw a store security guard rushing in their direction. Rachel rubbed her jaw and stood upright again.
"They assaulted me! Arrest them!" the lady yelled in her screeching voice. Both of the girl's eyes widened.
"Grab the dessert toppings and run!" Brooke hissed at Rachel before taking off running in the opposite direction. Rachel ran behind her to keep up, rolling her eyes when she saw the brunette snatch up the whipped cream bottle from their cart as she ran past it.
"Haul ass Rachel!" Brooke yelled over her shoulder when she saw the guard catch up with the redhead. He made a grab for her but Rachel danced out of the way sending him sailing into the cereal display.
Brooke tossed a five dollar bill at the cashier before they crashed through the doors. The two women piled into Rachel's car before taking off out of the parking lot.
The security guard was left standing in their now empty space watching the car tear down the street, shaking his fist at them.
Rachel and Brooke drove in silence for an entire minute before Rachel glanced at Brooke in the passenger seat.
"I am so hot for you right now." Rachel said. Brooke turned her head to look at her in surprise.
"You too?"
That's only the first half of their day out! More to come soon. Please leave reviews!