A/N: 50 reviews! You guys are great, now lets see if we can get higher, ok, obsessed with reviews. Well, not really, but it's cool getting them. Anyway, I'm hyper; so Sirius looks like he's on drugs, beware. Happy reading!
Chapter Ten
"You can start the party now, I'm here." Sirius stated, smiling at them, not noticing James.
"Err…Sirius, we need to talk-" elder James stated but was cut off as the fire glowed green and a very pretty black haired women stepped out.
"What'd I miss?" She asked, and then she noticed James sitting on the couch, "and who's he?"
At this, Sirius too looked at James and did a double take.
"Did some one invent a cloning spell I didn't know about?" He joked, "or is this one of those long lost relatives kind of a thing?"
"No, it's more of an alternate dimension kind of thing." Harry put in helpfully, "Sirius, I'd like you to meet, me."
It was then that Sirius did something he had been wanting to do his whole life, he fainted in shock.
"He'll be bragging about this for days." the black haired women sighted, helping the elder James pull her husband on to the sofa.
"So, who are you again?" the women asked James.
"Errr… In my world, Harry Potter." James said, "but here I'm going by James. I somehow got sucked into this world along with my friends."
"Okay, that's something you don't hear everyday," the women said, staring from him to Harry and back again.
"I don't mean to be rude or anything." James continued, "but who are you?"
"Aurora Black, Sirius's wife, God help me." Aurora said, extending her hand.
"Nice to meet you." James said, shaking her hand.
"Five more minutes mom." Sirius grunted from the couch. He was slowly, if not gracefully, coming back to conciousness.
"Wake up Padfoot." Prongs commanded, "you have to meet my son."
"I know your son, dungbrain." Sirius replied sleepily, "I'm his Godfather."
"I still can't believe you agreed to that." Marie told her mother.
"Neither can I." muttered Lily.
"I heard that." Sirius yelled from the couch, making Lily go red.
"Anyway." Harry said, "can we get back on topic. Before Sirius fainted I was trying to introduce myself from another dimension."
At this Sirius tried desperately to faint again, but failed miserably as the shock seemed to have already sunk in. Instead he did a kind of flop off the couch landing on his hand on the floor.
"Oww…" he muttered, rubbing his head, then, mouth open, he started staring at James.
"Could you not do that it's really creepy." James asked, trying not to look at his godfather. It was very depressing seeing someone you though was dead drop out of the fireplace. Besides, he was going back to his own world soon, he didn't want to get attached and then hurt again. He had enough troubles in his life.
"Life! Don't talk to me about life!"
-Marvin, the paranoid android, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Sirius stop staring at him." Aurora said, hitting Sirius on the head.
"Hey, you're not suppose to hit your husband." Sirius complained.
"Says who?" Aurora argued.
"Some really smart dude."
"Anyway," Lily interrupted, "back to the point. A few days ago, James here, along with his Hermione Granger and Ron and Ginny Weasley appeared in the Common room. Then about five minutes ago, Neville Longbottom showed up. They're apparently from a world were this Dark Lord Voldemort has taken over everything. Neville said he just took Hogwarts! So, now there trying to go home, and well, that's it really."
"Sounds fun!" Sirius stated.
"Look, I'm a bit upset about that."
Arthur Dent (about the destruction of Earth)
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Sirius, that's the most unhelpful thing you could have said." Aurora complained.
"I know, that's why I said it," Sirius said grinning, "it's really depressing in here, who's up for a game of Quidditch?"
"Sirius, do you not get that we're in the middle of a crisis?" Lily asked, shocked.
"Yes, but what are you going to do about it? Lets at least have some fun while he's here."
Surprisingly, no one could find anything wrong with this logic. So, still unnerved by Sirius's actual use of his brain, they all marched out to the Quidditch field. Harry had an extra broom, a Comet 456, which James borrowed.
"So, it's me, James, and Harry, verses, Aurora, Marie, and James," Sirius announced. Lily had decided to sit this one out, as she though Quidditch was kind of stupid, though she would never admit it in a family like her's.
The game started out rather well, they had decided not to use bludgers as that might give Lily a heart attack, so they just had two chasers, and Harry and James be seekers. The problem with that was that since Harry and James were the same person, they happened to both be equally skilled in Quidditch. When one went into a dive, so would the other and they would pull up at the same time and at the same speed, making it rather hard for one of them to win. While the chasers battled above, Harry and James dived and rolled seeing the snitch at least five times, but never able to shack the other off or get ahead of him. Finally Harry called a halt.
"I give up, it's no fun playing myself." he announced, "we're both the same, I can't pull anything on this guy, cause he always knows what I'm going to do. It's impossible."
"Err… thanks, though I don't know if you were complementing yourself or me..." James joked, making them all laugh.
After that, they gave up on the snitch and just used the Quaffle; it was a bit like basketball on brooms. In the end, Sirius's team won, but that was only because he wouldn't give up the Quaffle, flying with it though the hoops, over and over again. It didn't matter because by then they were all having to much fun to care who cheated and it was really annoying arguing with Sirius.
The game only finished because it became to dark to even see the goals and Sirius keep running into them.
"I can't see the chicken anymore," he muttered after the fourth time, making them all look at him funny.
"What, it's big and has wings, and is flying with Santa Claus over there a moment ago." he continued very seriously.
"Sure he is honey." Aurora muttered. "I'd better take him home before he starts seeing pink bunnies hopping around."
"Does that really happen?" James asked Marie.
"Sadly enough, yes." she said, trying not to giggle. "I seriously wonder sometimes what his parents were on when they named him."
"And you three had better be heading back too." Lily warned, "Curfew's in twenty minutes."
"Dung bats." Harry whined, "can't you give us a pass, you're a professor."
"No, go to bed." Lily commanded, then added, "It was very nice to meet you James." and hugged him. This time he relaxed immediately into her arms, savoring the second time in his life when his mother had hugged him.
"Seriously, I want to see your leader." Sirius said drowsily from behind them making them jump.
"I'm also starting to wonder if he's on something." Marie muttered.
"I heard that young lady." Lily scowled, though James thought he saw a flicker of a smile, but that might have been a trick of the light.
Reader Responses-
Sykoelf- first The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the funniest, and best book ever! If you have not read it, you must read it! Ye, I love that book. Second, I know my spelling/grammar is really bad, sorry, I've got a beta reader working on it, so hopefully it will be a lot better soon. I know the dialogue is a little bad, but I'm still learning how to write, don't worry, I'm sure it'll get better with time and lots of practice (you should see some of my first stories, shudders at the thought). I'm glad you like the story though and don't worry; I'm not abandoning this story. Thanks for taking the time to review.
Maddie- Um, yes, I am obsessed with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but it's the best book ever! Sorry, I just find the quotes so funny and though they added to the story. I'm really glad you like my story and thanks for reviewing.
Kaaera- It dose kind of seem like a depressing movie, I mean he goes all bad and evil at the end. I always cry in movies too, expectably the really mushy love ones, ye, I love romantic movies (even if I can't write them.) Ye, last chapter was really depressed, I was in a bad mood so a lot of people ended up dying then I would have planed, but anyway. I wanted to give the impression that their world was really bad, so I guess I did that all right. So, do you think Sirius ruined the mood now that you read it? Thanks for reviewing.
Grookill- I'm really sorry about all the mistakes, I can't really help it, I have problems with spelling. I've got a beta reader, which is why last chapter was better and we're working on the earlier ones. As for challenges in this world, they haven't popped up yet, but they will, don't worry. Tom Riddle is in this world too, remember. Thanks for reviewing.
Shading in Grey and A-man- Glad you like it and thanks for reviewing.
antares520- Ye, you got Sirius right, he's planning a prank right now with the new advantage of our two look alike. Really, I do think that man is on something, lol. Oh, Neville will show up a lot more too, and thanks for reviewing. Sykoelf- I love Sirius, he's so funny, to bad he's dead. Well, not in my world. Anyway, as for new people, wait and see evil laugh. Thanks for reviewing.
Everyone else please click the little button at the bottom and type something, don't care what. You can say 'peas are evil' for all I care, just says something! (OK, little hyper now, which might be why Sirius looks like he's on drugs.) Anyway REVIEW!
