Me: XD Now it's time for the next update of Crossover Bros Brawl! In this chapter, expect to see some first's, as well as the first few big time fights.
Otto: You done talking?! (He smirks evilly.) I've been looking forward to this! Metal Jason's metal (Beep!) isn't going to kick itself!
Me: (I sweatdrop.) You've been looking forward to this haven't you?
Otto: Damn straight!
Wally: (Gulps nervously.) I know I'm not looking forward to it… (Smiles nervously.) At least we'll have Koap helping out. She's a tough girl.
Me: No worries boys! (Smirks as I put on the reel.) This is where some of this arcs first pieces of action kicks up! (I push a button, before I run up to the seats where Otto and Wally were sitting at and make myself comfortable. I turn to the audience, or the readers.) Hope you guys are ready for a thriller! ON WITH THE STORY!!
Chapter 9
'Heaven or Hell!'
Part .1.
Sinister Metal... Vs. a Half Demon
"PRINGER BEAM FIRE!!"
The ray gun fired once more, slamming the tiny building full force. The Prinnies under Zin's control, only earlier, had been following after a small group of travelers. Said travelers were a group that Zin had had his eyes on for quite a while, and they consisted of four members.
Two of these members were teenage boys with abilities steeped into the Light and Dark Element…
"COME OUT, DOOD!! WE'VE GOT THIS PLACE SURROUNDED!!" The lead prinny yelled angrily, through a loud speaker.
Meanwhile, inside the building, Otto, Wally, Tilly, Lucas, and their new forced partners, Koap, Jeff, and Iago, were on the floor. Well Jeff, Iago, and Lucas were; Otto, Wally, Tilly and Koap were against the wall of the front of the building, trying to hide from sight.
Otto barely peaked his head over the window sill and saw the prinnies holding the giant ray gun. He growled angrily. "Dammit… This just isn't our day…"
Tilly took a turn and looked as well. "What are those things?" She asked curiously. "They look like stuffed penguins…"
Koap joined her. "Hmmm… …" She gave the prinnies a hard stare for a moment before pulling back. "Unless I'm mistakened, and I'm usually not mistakened 95.99 of the time…" She turned to Otto. "I'd say we were dealing with Prinnies."
Wally gave Koap a weird look. "Prinnies?"
Koap groaned. "They're servant demons from various dimensions in the underworld."
Jeff slowly got up and walked over to the where the others were. "My dad's friend Grim has a couple himself. From what I heard, prinnies are the remaining souls of dead humans and demons that have sinned in their previous life." He points out the window to the prinnies. "See the pouches they're wearing?" Otto, Wally, and Tilly looked to see the leather purse like pouches around their waists. "You see, the prinnies, in their current form, are supposed to work and earn money. Once they've earned enough, they can pay for their sins and crossover into an eternity." He thought for a moment. "Though which one specifically, be-it Heaven or Heck, still completely stumps me."
Wally smiles widely. "Someone apparently needs to pay a visit to the 1st Baptist church here in Toon Town…"
Koap smiled slightly. "Never would've taken you for the religious sort."
Wally smiled even wider then Koap. "Well mate, religion plays a big part of my holy element magic. It only makes sense."
The sound of Otto clearing his throat brought Wally and Koap back to reality. "Talk about beliefs later Wally." He pointed his thumb over his shoulder to the scene outside. "We have BIGGER problems right now."
Wally nodded. "Right, right, sorry." He looked out the window to see the prinnies loading up another round. "Looks like they're getting ready to fire again!"
"SHIT!!" Otto growled under his breath.
"WE'VE GIVEN YOU PROPER WARNING DOOD!! IF YOU DON'T COME OUT RIGHT NOW, WE'RE COMING IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!" The lead prinny shouted through the loud speaker. The Prinny's had just finished loading up the next round, and the gun was starting to charge up once more.
Jeff's eyes widened. "Uh-oh..." He dove to the floor. "TAKE COVER!!"
The beam fired outwards… Otto and the others braced themselves…
"Oh no, you don't!!"
They sat there and waited for the ensuing explosion… And waited… And waited… And waited…
Finally, Wally opened his eyes. "What the..?" Slowly, he looked up…
And saw Koap standing above everyone else, holding her arm out at full length. Her hand was glowing with a dark blue energy. Her eyes were glowing dark blue as well, showing that she was behind whatever the heck was going on. "They want to blow up the house of a master Telepath?" She smirked as she reeled her glowing arm back...
Wally and Otto, the latter having looked up upon noticing nothing had happened himself, quickly looked out the window of the house.
Both of them felt their jaws go agape at what they were seeing. Just outside the window was the energy beam that the Prinny's Pringer Beam had just fired, frozen on the spot before reeling closer towards them, and stopping before hitting them. Wally then noticed that the energy beam was trapped within a glowing dark blow bubble...
"It's Koap!" Was Wally's first shout to Otto. "She stopped the beam cold!!"
"Just by thinking about it too..." One could tell from this statement, that Otto was very impressed.
Knowing this, the two, now joined by Tilly whom had heard the shout, looked through the window just past the beam.
Putting it very bluntly, there are no words yet that described the sheer, flabbergasted, horror-filled, look of disbelief that the prinnies now had on their faces. "OH DOOD!!" The lead prinny shouted in fear.
The Wonder Psychic smirked as she reeled back a little bit further, the beam followed the motion. "IF they want to blow up my home..." She sneered. "Then I'll have to return what they gave me, TEN-FRIGGEN-FOLD!!"
Then, in a baseball pitch like movement, she hurled her arm forward, using her psychic powers to throw the energy ball right back at the prinnies.
The Prinnies just sat there, a look of disbelief on their scared little, penguin-like faces... "HIT THE DE-"
KKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
The prinnies were sent flying every which way at the humongous blast, their own beam destroying the Pringer Beam Gun, shattering it into a million charred pieces. The prinnies landed back on the ground, falling from the sky like raindrops in a storm. The lead prinny appeared last, hitting the ground face first. When his torso finally hit the ground, his face shown a dazed look, little swirl marks in his eyes. "What the heck just happened, dood?"
"You sir..." Came a voice above the poor gus. He slowly looked up... And gawked in fear to see Koap glaring down at him. "Have just been PWNED." She slammed her hand down... Causing a hammer to seemingly appear out of nowhere and pile-drive the lead prinny further into the cement.
Otto and the others were quickly out the door to help her... Well, except for Lucas, Jeff, and Iago of course. "CHARGE!! Let's teach these miserable creatures a lesson they won't soon forget!!" Came Otto's thunderous order as the group charged the prinnies who were getting back on their feet.
One never had time to dodge before Otto appeared next to it, and gave a tough ground sweeping kick that sent it flying clear down the street. This must've woke up the prinnies finally, as they all pulled out machettes, axes, swords, and a variety of other weapons that appeared to big for them to even carry. They all turned to see the lead prinny still imprinted into the cement. The poor creature slowly lifted a flipper out of the prinny shaped hole. "Get... The-e-e-e-" That was all he could muster out before the flipper fell back in, signalling an unconscious spell from the poor guy.
That was all the signal needed.
"CHARGE!!" Another Prinny called leading the others into the battle.
Wally, Otto, Koap, and Tilly pulled out their own weapons to prepare for the coming fight. "This is going to be fun..." Otto smirked, as he charged forward and nailed one with a solid right hook in the chin.
Chaos ensued.
Meanwhile, as one fight began, another was just getting started as well...
The view shows the peaceful streets of Toon Town...
Before three vehicles, a van, a jet-car, and, strangely enough, a flying jet-propelled surf-board flew down the road, well beyond breaking the speed limit.
In the rocket car, Timmy growled angrily as he continued to drive. "Crocker must've used Poof's magic to make that van go faster!!" He looked to the speedometer to see that he was close to going full speed. "I can't catch up to him!"
"Timmy!!" Came the voice of WoF, outside his window, flying on his jet-board. "We can't seem to make any headway! What do we do?!"
His beaver buckteeth grinding against his lips in frustration, Timmy looked very unhappy, to say the least. "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
Wanda, meanwhile, looked very nervous. "Look out! TURN COMING UP, TURN COMING UP!!" The van and the jet car quickly turned down the next street, and the chase continued unhindered. "HANG ON POOF!! WE'RE COMING!!"
Cosmo, however, while he knew the danger around them, was blissfully enjoying the ride. "Hey look at me!" His head was now sticking out of the sun-roof waving his arms in pure utter enjoyment. "I'm a super-hero! WEEE-" He stopped mid-scream when he suddenly started to gag and cough. "Timmy, Wanda! I think I swallowed a bug! Oh look here comes another one! Hey buggy, buggy, buggy- OW!! RIGHT IN MY EYE!! I DON'T FEEL TO GOOD!!"
WoF answered to this by using his keyblade to stuff Cosmo back into the car; one painful THWACK at a time. "Cosmo, you imbecile! Get-BACK-IN-THE-CAR!!" Once that was done, he scoffed. "I swear these idiot characters new to Toon Town get dumber every year, it's like some stupid organization just can't get enough of them, or something..."
Meanwhile, elsewhere...
The owner of the Nickolodeon channel on TV, looked like he was enjoying his day... Until he felt something coming along. Something appeared to be tickling his nose, wanting, nay, demanding to be let out. "NO... Don't let this Cliche come true..." But too bad, so sad, it did happen...
"ATTTTCCCCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Out came the sneeze, sending a few of the papers he was working on merely a few moments ago, flying about the room.
Back in Toon Town, WoF shrugged. "Ah whatever!" He turned his attention back to the van. "How are we going to stop that moron?! No matter how fast we go, he matches our speed with Poof's magic... What to do..?" He lowered his head, and thought a moment...
The sound of a fourth set of jets came to his attention; the sound seemed to come from above him.
"Huh?" The boy quickly looked up...
And saw a flying jet car pass in front of him a few feet above him. "WHAT THE?!" He looked at the drivers side of the vehicle... And low and behold a small blue animal wearing a leather hat on his head was there.
Agent P gave a growling sound that most platypus make, to show a small sign of calmed frustration, if such a thing exists. "PERRY?!" Agent P turned to see WoF looking at him with an excited grin. "Man am I glad you decided to help! I saw that you had to fight Doofenshmirtz earlier, but I'm glad you're here!"
Perry the Platypus, A.K.A. Agent P (For those of you who have forgotten.) gave the boy a silent salute, letting him know he was just doing his job. He looked at the boy curiously, almost as if inquiring what the heck was going on.
Catching the hint easily, WoF pointed down to the van. "There's been a kidnapping! Some moron crackpot kidnapped a little kid and is keeping him hostage!" He then pointed to Timmy's jet car. "Me and my friends are trying to catch him, but he's every bit as fast as we are!" He turned back to the Platypus secret agent. "Think you can do it?"
His only answer was another silent salute, and the engines in his jet-turbines kicking in, and sending him rocketing forward, moving ahead of the entire chase... As well as kicking up a bunch of smoke and soot on an unsuspecting WoF, sending him into a coughing fit.
Meanwhile in Crocker's van...
The van may have looked like it went through no change on the ouside...
But the INSIDE was a different story.
Inside, the van looked like it had become even more souped up then it already was; radars of every shape and size bleeped, the most advanced computers were entering in commands on their own, under the orders of their master. And speaking of master...
Crocker was in the back of the van as well, admiring his new prize. "Poof! Poof!" Said prize was now trapped inside a glass bubble, that seemed to glow a very weird, purplish glow.
Crocker laughed insanely as he looked around at the new technology all around him. "Yes!! All this technology, all of this power!!" He turned to Poof, whom gave the man an angry, yet somewhat cute stare. "And it's all thanks to you! I mean look at all of this!! Radar, sonar, magic detecter!" He took a breath before poking his head through the door that lead to the drivers seats. "And of course, an automated, advanced, computer auto-pilot system!!" He calmed down before holding up his index finger smugly. "Just for those who wondered why I wasn't driving this van myself."
The computer beeped, and a monotone voice appeared out of nowhere. "Turning left at Main-Street."
Crocker giggled gleefully. "Man do I love this thing!!" He actually blew it a kiss before leaving for the back room once more...
Causing a digitized, pixel-made, sweatdrop to appear on it's screen. "What am I even doing here? For crying out loud I should be at the Chum Bucket making sure no-one else accidently steps on Plankton... AGAIN... And heaven forbid, this guy is even worse then him, I mean geeze!!"
Back in the back of the van, Crocker once again continued his monologue. "ANYWAYS..." He cleared his throat. "And this is just the beginning! With this fairy's help, I can finally do the things I couldn't do before!" He picked up the list he had shown before. "Let's see, the 'My Evil Plan' list... Capture a fairy..." He giggled gleefully. "Check!" He looked closer at the list, "Now what's next?"
Almost every item on the list, after the first, was one statement, 'GET TURNER!!' ...
Though the final item on the list was something about, 'Getting Irene to notice me'.
Crocker suddenly flushed into a bright red color. "SHUT UP!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO READ THIS!!" He growled, as he waved his fist at seemingly nothing. "You're really starting to get on my nerves, you mangy author!!"
Heh, just doing my job Crockpot.
"Poof!" Poof happily agreed, before suppressing a giggle.
A smirk appeared on Crocker's face. "Either way, I know just what I can do next!!" He cackled as he reached to a nearby machine and grabbed the lever on it. "I wish I had a cannon that I can use..." He chuckled, before having a spaz attack as he said this last line. "TO-BLAST TURNER-OFF THE FACE-OF THE EARTH!!" He cackled as he prepared to pull the lever...
CRASH!!
A figure appeared seemingly out of nowhere, having crashed through the wind shield of the van and immediately knocked Crocker away from the lever. He screamed in pain as he crashed into one of his own radars, and felt an immediate electric shock run through his systems.
After a few minutes of shocking, Crocker quickly turned to see who had been responsible for what had happened. "Who dares hit me?!"
... At first, he saw no-one... ... ... "Uh, hello?" Crocker called.
"Krr-rrr-rrr-rrr." Came a weird animal sound. Crocker immediately looked up.
WHAM!! And his face was met by a beaver-like tail.
The fairy obsessed man was floored, before he quickly looked back up to see Secret Agent P standing over him giving him a stern glare. "Who the heck are YOU supposed to be?!"
Perry looked around real fast and soon saw Poof trapped inside the glass bubble. With a dash, he ran over to the bubble and began to inspect it. "Are you even listening to me at all?!" Came the agitated voice of Crocker.
Upon seeing no-way to open the bubble himself, Perry turned to see Crocker running up to attempt to swat him away. The animal secret agent jumped over the swat... But Poof had no such luxury, as he was sent flying and landed on the floor. "POOF!" He grunted, upon his landing.
However, this went ignored as Crocker and Perry squared off against each other. "Who, or what are you anyway?!" He growled. He took in the creature some more. "Are you some kind of fairy creature sent by Turner?! You look like one... No wait, I remember, you're a platypus!" He stomped his foot in anger. "Nature's weirdest creature! I mean, what is a platypus, anyways?! A fish? A duck? A beaver?! I mean for crying out loud, your just not natural!!"
You're getting a bit... (Clears throat.) Off subject Crocker...
The man flinched, realizing the author had a point. "Anyways. Who do you think you are for trying to stop me, huh?! WHO!?"
Perry took in the madman before him for a moment... Before he suddenly snapped his fingers...
Almost immediately, a 90's like tune, that was almost similar to the 007 theme, filled the air as Perry got himself ready for battle. "What the?! Where's the music coming from?!"
Perry grimaced as he ran forward, jumped up high in the air, and came down to Crocker with a flying jump-kick.
Crocker only looked up at the platypus, his eyes widening, and his pupils growing smaller. He was only able to say one thing before it all began...
"Oh poopie..."
POOOOOW!!
(Perry the Platypus' theme song From Phineas and Ferb plays in the background as the fight went on.)
Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
WHAAAM!! Perry landed a powerful punch to Crocker's jaw, almost dislocating it.
Singer: He's a furry little flat foot, who'd never flinch from a FRA-YA-AY!
Each syllable of 'Fray-ya-ay' was emphasized with a tough hit, the first being a jump kick to Crocker's gut, the second, his flat feet smooshing Crocker's left foot, and the third, a punch to Crocker's face, breaking his glasses.
Singer: He's got more then just mad skills!
Crocker, now dazed, tried to throw a punch back at Perry, whom easily dodged it. Though it would've missed by a western mile if he didn't anyway.
Singer: He's got a beaver tail and a bill!
The words 'Beaver tail' and 'Bill' was emphasized, by Perry using his beaver tail to give a nice healthy 'THWACK!!' upside Crocker's head, and using his beaver tail to 'do his best wood-pecker impression on top Crocker's head.
Singer: And the ladies swoon whenever they hear him say-
The song stopped a moment at that word as the view turned to Perry, showing him just as serious as ever. "Krr-rrr-rrr-rrr." He said, in time with the song... Before he jumped forward and snapped a foot into Crocker's face, breaking his nose.
Singer: He's PERRY- PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
Perry managed a tough beaver tail hit on Crocker's face, causing him to actually spit out a tooth.
Singer: He's PERRY!
The singer stopped as Perry jumped forward one last time...
Chorus: AGENT P!!
These last three syllables were emphasized once more with tough blows from the animal secret agent, two of them Punches to Crocker's gut, and the last being a beaver tail chop to Crocker's head as he bent down to recoil from the punches. This combo immediately floored him.
(The song ends as Crocker hits the floor.)
Perry shook his head, at the downed madman. He was very much weaker then Doofenshmirtz, at the very least that arch-nemesis of his fought back. Shrugging, the platypus immediately turned to Poof.
The fairy baby was clapping his hands and laughing slightly at the show. "Poof, Poof!" Agent P merely saluted, letting the fairygod baby know that he was just doing his job. Quick as a whip he ran over the baby and immediately went back to examining the bubble he was trapped in.
Though he was a secret agent, Perry was still an animal. A smart animal sure, but an animal none the less. He examined every inch of the bubble and didn't find any way to break Poof free. "Krr-rrr-rr-rrr..." He said in frustration...
Before a shadow loomed over him...
Poof was the first to notice it. He screamed out "POOF POOF!!"
Too late.
Crocker was quicker then Perry this time, and was able to trap him inside a metal bar cage. "HAH!!" Immediately after saying that, he cringed. "Ow, hurts to laugh." He smirked none the less, "You may have gotten the drop on me! But it looks like I just returned to favor!" He suddenly thought about this. "Which, surprisingly, nothing's backfired..." Slowly, the thoughtful frown gave way to a smirk and psychotic cackling. "Well what do you know?! My luck's changing already!!"
As he continued to laugh, the view slowly turned to Poof... The poor little fairygod baby had the saddest looks on his face, looking to where Perry was captured. The Platypus looked around, looking like he was mentally hitting himself for being snuck up on so easily. Poof began to sniffle a little...
Before the poor guy suddenly burst out crying... I'm not kidding, the crying was loud enough for Crocker to have to cover his ears, tears poured out like waterfalls from Poof's eyes, only to be let out of the cracks out of the glass bubble, keeping him from drowning himself.
Back outside, Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo, and WoF cringed at the baby's cries... They were suddenly starting to feel VERY sorry for Crocker right now...
"TAKE COVER!!" Timmy ordered before he and his fairy's jumped out of the car and onto WoF's Board.
"HEY NOT ON MY RIDE!! I CAN'T CARRY SO MANY PEOPLE AT ONCE!!" WoF protested before, his board fell to the ground, and grounded to halt.
Back in Crocker's van, Crocker was trying to regain control of the situation. "Stop crying!! STOP CRYING DARN YOU!! YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!!"
Poof only continued to cry loudly... When a bit of twinkly dust came out of Poof's person, seemignly released from the crying...
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!
The whole of every rider in the van immediately looked out the wind shield...
And what was sitting in front of them? Standing a few feet higher then the van but was thicker then it?
The remains of Doofenshmirtz's robotic ride, seemingly appearing out of nowhere on the street.
Outside of the robot, Doofenshmirtz felt himself over having landed outside the robot when it mysteriously poofed away from the city street it landed on and on this whole other one. "Well that was weird..." He stood back on his feet and laughed. "But the best news is, that darned platypus didn't get me injured even more! I no have reason to say-"
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Doofenshmirtz ended up being flattened on the road, after a van ran him over. He raised an arm upward, his index finger pointing to the sky. "Curse yo-o-ou Per-r-ry the pla-"
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Timmy's jet car immediately followed after Crocker's van. "Ty-y-ypu-u-u-u-s-" That was last thing said before the 'ROADKILL' known as Dr. Doofenshmirtz fell unconscious, his arm, now even more wrinkled, and bent out of place, fell to the ground next to him.
Everyone in Crocker's van was now screaming in horror at the oncoming robot... Well, all except for Perry, who quickly reached for Crocker's keys and unlocked his cage. Quickly he grabbed the glass bubble Poof was contained in, and tried to make a break for the van's back door.
He wouldn't make it in time.
CCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!
The van hit full long into the arm of the robot. The crash was so hard, that Crocker was sent flying clean through the front door, and clean through the wind shield, being sent flying clear over the horizon. "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!" Crocker said, somewhat ironically, as he thought to himself... "Hmmm... I sure hope I won't get sued because of that being someone else's line... DON'T SUE ME!!" PING! He became another star on the horizon.
Sadly, Poof slipped out of Perry's grasp and was sent flying clear across town at impact as well. "POOF POOF!!" The fairy god baby called as he disappeared to who knows where...
Perry, whom had managed to grab the front seat, as he was sent flying, managed to keep himself from suffering the same fate. Quickly, once his momentum was built down, he dropped to the floor. He let out a small "Krr-rr-rr-rr." in relief.
"Well." Came a robotic voice next to him. He turned to see the computer auto-pilot system still completely intact, despite the crash. "I guess with him gone I can finally head back home to the Chum Bucket." The computer seemed to seperate itself from the machine, revealing it had a pair of legs and arms attached to the screen. It randomly picked up a suitcase from seemingly nowhere and was out through the passenger side door. "It's a long way back to Bikini Bottom..." The computer turned to Perry. "By the way... I'd get out of the car if I were you." The machine left the car and was off down the road upon saying that.
Perry immediately took this advice to heart and was out of the car, and away from the scene, faster then one can say, 'OH SHHH'.
The jet car appeared out of nowhere and rear-ended Crocker's van, with a devastating, firery and LOUD Crash, cutting off the author before he could finish that last sentence.
The view looked at the fiery mess for a moment... Before Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo, and WoF appeared with a poof!
"Poof?! POOF!!" Wanda called, "Poof, where are you?!"
Timmy lowered his head. "We lost him..."
Sensing the boys sadness, WoF reached down and placed a hand on the boy's shoulder. "Don't worry, we'll find him. I'm sure of it."
Wanda, after hearing no response from Poof, started crying. "Oh Poof... Where could he be now?"
Poof! Cosmo appeared next to her, and held out a hand. "There there. It's okay." He then stuck a finger up his ear, before pulling out what appeared to be a thick blue jelly. "Have some brain jelly! It'll make it all better."
Warrior and Timmy gagged at the sight of the stuff. While Wanda just flat out threw up. "What?" Cosmo asked in confusion. "Was it something I said?"
WHAM!! BAAAAM!! SLICE!! CRASH!! BOOOM!!
Back at Gingerbread Lane, the fight had officially been kicked up a notch. The prinnies may have been great in number, but they were severely outclassed since they had to fight a ditzy, but powerful light bender, a female psychic/telepath/go-getter, an explosive tempered elven girl, and an equally enraged Dark Bender.
"RAAAAAH!!" Came a roar from said Dark Bender, as his dark demon-like claws punched out a prinny, giving it one heck of a black eye as he did. "And stay DOWN you pathetic excuse for a stuffed animal!" This was followed with a swift duck, in order to dodge a machette that was swinging at him. He countered with a tough back kick that sent the prinny flying clear into another dismal and empty building. Due to this old street being so empty and baren, there was really no reason to worry about injuring someone should it be knocked down.
Wally and Koap were also putting up their best fight against the prinny hoarde showing off their greatest skills against them. Koap placed her fingers against her temples and thought as hard as she could. "PSY WAVE!!" From her mind, she fired a wave of psychic energy which wiped out the prinnies, throwing them off balance. "And to finish! Here comes my speciale butt whooping technique, which can take out 10 opponents at once!" She turned, to stare at ten prinnies evilly, whom stared in fear of the psychic. "Now word from the wise, I haven't tested this ability in actual combat before. So there's no telling what could happen to my enemies should I use it!" The Prinnies gulped nervously at that. "Hope your ready prinnies! Cause here it comes!" She laughed giddily as she brings out both her palms and charges up what appeared to be a gigantic ball of psychic energy. The prinnies immediately ran in fear upon seeing it, screaming all the way. After a moment, Koap finished her psychic ability... Causing a Route 66 cup to appear with a POOF appear in her hand. She shrugged with a smug grin. "Hey, I never DID say that it was an ATTACKING technique, now did I?" She giggled as she took a sip of her drink from the straw. "MM! Pepsi!"
"YANG BEAM!!" Wally shouted, as he fired a fist beam of light energy at a number of prinnies. They were blown away at the hit. Soon however, even more prinnies were on him, all of them holding axes. The cheery tempered boy merely rolled his eyes. "Heh, you guys actually think THAT'LL work?" He raised his sword and blocked all of the axes coming down on him. "NEWS FLASH!! LIGHT BEATS DEMONS ANYTIME!! LUSTER LIGHT PURGE!!" This signaled his sword suddenly turning into pure light energy, and extending to almost twice it's size and weight. The prinnies looked slack-jawed at the sudden event. Wally's smirk widened at the faces. "Hope you enjoy eating through a tube! Cause that's what your CONDITION'S gonna be when I'm through with you!!" SLASH!! Wally's giant sword slashed outward, sending the prinnies flying every which way. Quickly he clashed with another prinny wielding a machete, and quickly sliced him away. With that done, he ran over to Koap. "Hey Koap! Smooth move there!"
Koap only waved him off with a smug grin. "Eh, you just gotta know how to scare off the opposition is all."
"TRY THIS!! 'HEAVEN'S WRATH'!!" Tilly was just as easily fending off against the prinnies herself. The tornado of holy energy swirled around a legion of 10 or 15 prinnies sending them flying upward, yet burning them with holy energy. "You want more?! Naw! You wouldn't be able to fit THIS size 9 shoe, up your butt!!" She emphasized this with a tough kick which sent another prinny reeling.
From the window of Koap's shop, Jeff, Iago, and Lucas watched the fight with fascinated looks.
Iago was probably the only one enthusiastic about it. His feather like fingers curled up in fists he started swinging them around, like he was outside fighting the prinnies himself. "Give it to those scumbags! Give em a right! The old one-two-buckle-my-shoe! YOU CALL THAT BOXING?! BITE HIS EAR!!"
Jeff actually cringed at what Iago said, as did Lucas. "Uh Iago, aren't you acting a little bit, umm... over dramatic?"
"OVERDRAMATIC?!" Iago screeched back in his irritating voice. "Those MORONS just tried to destroy the shop!! Do you REALIZE how much MONEY would be lost if they did?!" He suddenly pulled a wallet out of nowhere, and pulled out a couple pieces of Munny. "This shop's the only thing I've got left to become FILTHY STINKING RICH!! Don't you tell ME, I'm being over dramatic, you eight legged freak!"
Shrugging off the insult, Jeff turned back to the fight. "I just thought I'd say, don't have to have a cow, Iago."
Lucas shivered in fear for his friends. "Do you think they'll be okay? This fight's starting to get really ugly."
Though the battle raged in the background, Jeff smiled in comfort to Lucas. "I'm sure they will be! They are tough fighters, and Koap can beat ANYONE that comes her way, have no fear about that!"
Nodding at the spider's comfort, Lucas turned back to the battle... Suddenly starting to feel quite useless sitting on the sidelines...
Back with the fight, Koap and Wally were now working together to beat back the prinny hoard. While Wally acted as a human shield, holding his sword to block oncoming prinny attacks, Koap would send the ones the tried to attack him flying using her psychic powers. "We make a pretty rad team, don't we?" Came Wally's voice over the loud and noisy melee.
Koap grinned and nodded. "Yep we sure do!!" She suddenly raised her hand and blasted another Prinny with what looked like a beam of psychic energy. "I swear I haven't had this much fun in ages!! WHAAAACHAAAAAW!!" She jumped forward, pulling out a rod from seemingly nowhere and used it to send another prinny flying clear over the horizon, before jumping right into a mob of them. Sounds of prinnies screaming became apparent as she started to beat the tar out of them, the mob becoming a classic cartoon smoke cloud, with animations of fists flying, prinnies given black eyes, and even the occasional rod or hammer from Koap. Wally only grinned himself and was quickly after her, letting out a battle cry and swinging both his sword and his free left fist.
Tilly and Otto were still holding their own. As Otto kicked another prinny away, he quickly followed it with a spinning slice of his claws, knocking a weapon out of the prinnies hands before giving the creature a kick in an area that would be considered VERY uncomfortable and vulerable to damage. The poor creature doubled over in pain, as Otto sneered down in humor. "Congradulations, your a boy." This was immediately followed with a tough uppercut which sent the prinny flying clear upwards.
Easily and quickly clashing with another prinny, Tilly knocked it over with an elbow barge, before screaming, "SHADOW BREAK!!" And slashing through a row of 5 prinnies coming up from behind her. "These guys are total jokes! Me, Kratty, Lloyd, and the others could beat them in our sleep!" She followed this with a downward elbow, knocking out another prinny when it was hit in the head. "Too easy!"
"SOMEONE!! HELP!!"
Tilly quickly looked in another direction to see that the prinnies, in their battle mode valor, were attacking what appeared to be a little old lady in a sky blue dress. "Help me please!!" She begged once more, her voice frail and ancient.
Knowing she had to move quickly, she ran over in a dash, and quickly sliced away the prinnies, that were attacking. Tilly turned back to the old lady, checking her over. "You okay? You were in a pretty bad spot there."
Strangely enough, the old lady was bent over so much, that the hood she was wearing prevented Tilly from seeing her face. "Oh thank you so much, young lady! How can I ever repay you?!" She asked, her frail old voice loud with thanks.
The elven girl only waved her off, looking quite flustered. "There's really no reason to reward me, I'm just doing my job!"
Insistant, the old lady stepped closer, taking Tilly by the arm. "No really, I must insist you let me reward you, for your kind act..."
And her grip was solid. Super-human, squeezing, and, strikingly, colder then anything Tilly had ever felt in her life. "What the..?"
"Please..." She repeated... Her voice suddenly changing into a mechanical version of itself. "Let me reward you..." She reached into her big sky blue robe... And pulled out a big, blood-covered machete. "WITH YOUR ETERNAL REWARD..."
Tilly stared up in sheer utter horror at what was happening. Whimpering, she braced herself as the blade lifted up high... And swung downward...
And was met with something other then Tilly with a loud 'CLANG'!!
Tilly quickly opened her eyes to see that Otto had been the one to save her, his hand mutated into a dark saw-blade sword. "Not a friendly old lady are you?" He grimaced, showing a great amount of darkness in his soul. "Show me who you truely are WITCH..." Dark energy charged in his other hand before he reeled back that hand and slapped it upside the old lady's face. "OR SHOULD I SAY..."
BOOOOOOOOM!! A dark energy beam shot out of the hand the second Otto's hand had hit, sending the ragged, and jagged cloaked form flying into the air. "YOU DARK HEARTED, DEMON!!" Otto shouted as he redirected the beam, and the robed form crashed into the ground, being forced further into the pavement by the beam. Now free of the rock hard grip, Tilly trembled as she slowly got back to her feet.
"W-WHO ARE YOU?!" Tilly asked, as rage started to replace her fear at the near death experience. "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
The smokescreen the crash had shot up, looked no closer to going away, then as it started... But inside it, a shadowy figure rose up out of the crater and walked over to them. Eeriee red shining eyes pierced through the smokescreen, as the shadow came ever closer. Tilly stood firm, looking ready to fight. Otto was as well. "Speak!" Otto demanded. "What purpose did you have trying to kill Tilly?!"
The shadow stopped in the smoke, and appeared to take them in... All was silent...
Before a horrible laughter filled the air. The laughter sounded like someone that was teenager, maybe on his way to being an adult... being synthesized through a metallic speaker, giving the voice a mechanical sound. After a moment, the voice stopped laughing, as it continued to approach. "What reason would I have to kill that little girl? Why that would be like asking me why I function." It stepped ever closer, as Otto tensed up at the coming threat, while Tilly looked feardul to look at her attacker's true face, fearing what she may see. "What other reason would I have to kill her for? To kill hundreds upon THOUSANDS of people for?"
He stepped out of the smokescreen... Revealing his dark form... And his chrome hockey mask.
Otto looked at the form in utter disbelief. Tilly looked like she was gonna have a heart-attack, since her eyes were widened in the sheer horror she felt upon gazing at her would be killer.
"To hear them scream for help, knowing no-one would come. To feel the blood on your hands. To get the adrenaline you get when you take someone's life..." The robotic menace said finishing his monolouge. "What better reason is there to function for?"
All was silent...
"J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-" Tilly stammered, her eyes widened in horror, pupils small, face pale, and every piece of hair looking like it would've stood on end, if it could. Finally, her stammering stopped, and she screamed out the name she had been trying to pronounce. "IT'S JASON VORHEES!!"
Otto growled as he entered battlemode. "Actually..." The robotic man said, lifting up his finger to correct her, an invisible smirk apparent. "Metal Jason Vorhees is my real name. The original Jason Vorhees has nothing on me... I mean, he's nothing more then a ghost of a brainless child, brought up by his own mother to get revenge on random people." Metal Jason shook his head. "Only fought for his mother. Heh... How pathetic is that? I on the otherhand, function to kill the enemies of my master." He pulled out his blood covered machete as he prepared himself for a fight. "My fight is with you Dark Bender. My master intends to capture you and your friend the Light Bender." His invisible smirk widened; Otto could practically feel it strain his metal face. "Your friends however, will have the honor of dying at my hands."
The boy growled angrily, as he got himself ready for a fight. "NOT... IF I... CAN HELP IT!!" He turned to Tilly. "Tilly! Go join Wally and Koap!" His growl deepened, almost scaring Tilly...
She couldn't help but think she heard something animalistic in that growl...
She put it aside, thinking she had just heard things. "R-Right!" Now in most cases, Tilly would've flat out refused Otto's request... But, seeing as how the boy was brave enough to challenge a freakazoid that was the metal version of a famous 'Horror Flick' character, made sure that she was away from that scene as fast as she could run.
A staredown ensued when the boy of darkness, gave a solemn glare to the metal menace. "Hope your ready to go back to the scrap heap, from whence you crawled FREAK!" His claws twitched, almost as if looking forward to a fight. "Because that's EXACTLY where you're headed, when I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!"
Metal Jason only smirked that invisible unseen smirk. "Bring it on... I suppose I'll capture you before I go to killing. Business before pleasure as they say."
The staredown continued... Before Otto launched himself forward.
(The 'Organization 13 Boss Theme', The one played during the fight against Axel, from Kingdom Hearts 2 plays in the background; fight time!!)
As the song lower noted beginning started, Otto's clawed hand transformed into his dark sword as he clashed with Metal Jason's Machete... The one that almost killed Tilly... "You don't stand a ghost of a chance in a fight against me." The robot grinned, in preparation for the coming battle.
"We'll just see about that..?" Otto answered, as he looked at the robot, smirking evilly. "Will WE?!"
Even Metal Jason flinched when he saw a weird glow coming from Otto's crimson red eyes...
BAAAAAM!! The metal menace was sent flying upward with a backflip kick from Otto, before the Dark Bender rocketed after him, using his own dark energy, like a couple of jet engines, leaving a small plume of black flames on the ground from the exhaust. The song kicks up upon that movement.
Back with the fight against the prinnies, it was still going full swing. Wally clubbed a Prinny away using the hilt of his sword, while Koap blasted away the others with her psychic powers. "There are a lot of these buggars aren't there?" Wally asked himself as he sliced away a load of prinnies.
BOOM!! Koap was holding her own quite easily, as the prinnies were sent flying. "I think they're starting to give up! Look!"
Wally looked and actually saw the prinnies stop their fighting and turn their attention to the sky. Wally and Koap looked at them confused. "What's wrong with these guys?"
Koap placed her two hands against her temples, and concentrated for a moment. The moment passed and Koap turned to Wally, looking concerned. "They're waiting for something."
"But what?" Was all Wally could ask.
"WALLY!!" The Light Bender quickly turned to see Tilly running up to him, looking more frightened then he had ever seen her before.
As soon as Tilly reached the two, Wally quickly caught her before she ran him square over. "Tilly, what's wrong?!"
What really weirded Wally out was the fact that Tilly looked very frightened, like she had just seen one of the creepiest movies in the history of Hollywood, and managed to walk out without getting a heart attack soon after. That was seriously how scared she looked. "Otto... He's in trouble!"
Wally's eyes widened slightly. "What?! What do you mean by trouble?!"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!
The three fighters, as well as the three onlookers from inside the shop, looked up to see what was going on in the skys above them, following the prinnies example.
Way up in the sky, it almost looked like a friggen war was being fought up there! Explosions every which way! The clouds being broke through as something flies right through them! And two blurs fighting for supremacy, and attacking at a speed almost equivalent to a certain blue hedgehog, with an smug and hasty personality.
BOOOOOM!! One of the blurs was sent flying downward, Crashing through, well almost leveling the dark buildings of Gingerbread Lane. The view changes over to where the blur landed, a crater apparent on the streets. Otto rubbed his head in frustration. "Grrr! Didn't think the damn thing could fly!"
This was followed by the sound of a sonic boom, before Otto dodged Metal Jason's machete swipe. Since this attack came parallel, a few feet off the ground, Otto kicked the metal menace into the ground with a resounding boom, making him loose his machete. Almost immediately, the two boomed out of the crater, and were going at it, with fists moving at speeds nearly invisible to the human eye, all the while zooming down the street parallel to the ground. Finally, Otto got the better of Metal Jason and, after giving a rather brutal spin kick, sent the metal menace flying backwards, and crashing back through one of the bigger buildings on the Gingerbread Lane District.
Otto was quickly after him, zooming at speeds, strangely, he probably couldn't EVER go at himself. His dark beams, now much bigger then necessary, helped him rocket down the street and after Metal Jason. With Metal Jason, he had just recovered... Before a 'Hellfire Burst' beam shot him through the air, an enraged Otto following close behind.
The Dark Bender roared at the robot as he floated up next to the dazed robot. Time seemed to slow down as Otto slowly floated torwards the robot...
The screen went dark...
POW, BAM, SLAM, BOOM, WHAM, CRASH, RIP, BIFF, BAP, SLAM, BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
The screen suddenly came back to life, revealing the scene. Otto, in a cool pose, had his back to the camera with the Japanese Character 'Ten'(1) in the background. Metal Jason looked like he had suffered quite a beating as many of his metallic plates looked quite uneven and out of place. Showing the real meaning for the term, 'No mercy' Otto, faster then lightning, spike-kicked Metal Jason, making him rocket downward at almost ear-busting speeds.
Back on the ground...
Jeff and Lucas looked at the sky wide-eyed. "HOLY!!" Quickly, he grabbed Lucas and put the now frightened boy on his back. "Iago!! We should consider moving!! NOW!!"
Iago was so busy hugging his money, that he hadn't been paying attention to the fight. Jeff's comment woke him up, as it were. "What? What's wrong?" Jeff only grabbed the bird and hightailed it out of the store, moving as fast as his eight legs could carry him... And just in time too...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Metal Jason's collision course was Koap's shop, and the resulting boom from his landing ended up leveling the whole of the store. The resulting shockwave from the explosion sent Jeff, Iago, and Lucas flying toward the hoarde of prinnies, who were unable to move in time before they ended up getting smashed underneath a giant spider, and his two friends. The shockwave also reached the prinnies, Wally, Tilly, and Koap as well. Bracing themselves, the shockwave passed over them, almost knocking them off their feet, heck sending a couple prinnies flying.
On the other side of the street from Koap's shop, the lead prinny had FINALLY regained consciousness, and had poked his head out of the prinny shaped crater. "What the heck's going on dood?" That was then the shockwave along with debris zoomed over him. The shockwave nearly blew him clean out of his hole, while the debris almost smashed him, barely missing by mere inches. Shivering, he slowly regained himself. "Well, that was lucky, dood..."
THUD! A prinny landed on the ground next to the crater...
The lead prinny only had time to look up...
Before a friggen AVALANCHE of prinnies landed on top of him, squishing a few of them, as well as the lead prinny right back into the crater.
With the destruction over, everyone slowly looked back...
Iago was the first to say anything about the carnage. "MY SHOP!! MY MONEY!!"
The shop was barely a few piles of rubble here and there, the only thing there now, was a big crater. Not even the buildings support beams made it through. "OH WHY!! WHY!! WHY ME!? GOOD LORD, WHY ME?!" Iago screamed in utter drama at the sight of the ruined shop, before he started crying dramatically.
Shivering, Wally turned back to Koap, whom stared at the remains of the shop with a blank face. "Koap. I'm so sorry about your house! If there was anything we could've done to prevent it..! Oh I'm so sorry!" Koap only remained silent. "We'll fix it for you! No, we'll make a bigger and better one for interest! We swear we wi-"
Wally was cut off when Koap pressed two fingers against Wally's lips, hushing the boy. She turned to Wally, smiling brightly. "Don't worry about it. I know there was nothing you could've done." She shrugged airily. "If anything, this gives me a fresh new start." She grinned. "Sides, I was looking for a reason to get rid of this old dump anyway. Living in Gingerbread Lane doesn't exactly bring about too many customers."
Wally remained still a moment, looking up at Koap. She looked down at him. A blush formed on the boy's face. "Uh, right... I forgot." It only grew brighter as he politely and lightly pushed away Koap's hand. "But we will build you a new house. It's the least we can do."
Koap rolled her eyes in annoyance, but smiled regardlessly. "Thanks there... Romeo."
Wally blushed even more at that, while Tilly chuckled under her breath. She was almost tempted to say, 'Wally's got a girlfriend! Wally's got a girl-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
The moment of innocence was over, the very second that kaboom came.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
The group looked up above the crater to see Metal Jason, definately looking mad. Heck, the devil himself would probably have learned to fear Metal Jason at the out burst. "I'LL KILL THAT MANGY BRAT!! I DON'T CARE IF MY MASTER NEEDS HIM!! HE!! NEEDS!! TO BE TAUGHT!! A LESSON!!"
He soon enough got his wish, as Otto zoomed out of nowhere, and delivered a powerful flying kick. Metal Jason caught it with little problem, but the two of them were sent rocketing away; going beyond Gingerbread Lane, and even entering into another district of Toon Town...
But that wasn't the problem...
As Otto and Metal Jason passed, Wally got a good look at Otto...
And noticed something rather unnatural about him.
Now it wasn't something hidden, that only Wally could've noticed... No it was far more noticeable...
Dark energy, in a VERY unnatural way, was streaming out of his eyes like rivers. Almost as if, the dark energy was begging to be let free...
(The Kingdom Hearts 2 'Vs. Axel' Boss music stops playing here. Hope you enjoyed this fight!)
Wally gulped in fear. "Oh no..."
The already worried female psychic turned to him. "What? What's wrong?"
The Light Bender looked extremely frantic; something of a first for everyone considering he always seemed so calm and collected before. "This is not good... Not good-not good-DEFINATELY NOT GOOD!!"
Tilly turned to him, as did Lucas, Iago, and Jeff. "Why? What's wrong?" Tilly asked, confused.
"It can't be any worse then the prinnies attacking... Right?" Jeff asked, looking scared.
"Or that robot monster... Right?" Lucas asked, gulping in fear.
"Or even the SHOP GOING UP IN FLAMES?!" Iago persisted, before turning back to the blazing store. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" Everyone gave Iago a serious glare.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Confirming everyone's worst fears, Wally shook his head. "No... It's much worse..."
He turned to everyone. "Now, everyone. You know how Otto can be a bit of a, I'm not going to lie, a bit of a jerk, cold, and aloof... Right?" He asked, causing everyone to nod their heads. Even Koap, Jeff, and Iago did, despite their short time of knowing him. "Well, there's a reason behind it..."
It was silent for a moment... Before Koap gasped. "Oh crud..." Everyone turned to her, looking confused. "While Wally paused for dramatic effect, I read his mind, and tried to find everything I could about Otto... And the answer I found was not pleasant..."
Impatiently, the elven girl stomped forward to Wally. "Well?! What is this big secret?! Why have you been keeping it from us?!"
Wally lowered his head sadly. "Because there was no reason to recall those horrible memories..." He looked back at everyone. "Anyways... There's a reason for his cold attitude... You see..." Wally turned back to where Otto and Metal Jason disappeared, still going at it, who knows where...
"Otto... ... ... ... Is a Half Demon..."
Meanwhile...
Toon Town shown in all of it's slendor and glory, as we zoom in on a certain street. People going about their daily business walked across the view, hoping to get to their destinations wherever it may be.
Among all the people, a certain boy with a red cap, and sunglasses was seen. Gantz (Making his first appearance in a LONG while...) weaved in and out of the crowd, holding a bag full of groceries in his hand. Due to him quitting the Author Fighters a short time ago, Gantz tried to find every way he could to make himself useful. Sure he liked to tinker in his room, but he still liked to busy himself, and move around as much as he could. Call it a habit if you will.
As Gantz moved about the crowd, he passed an electronics store as he did. In the display window was a brand new PS3 accompanied by a Wii, both plugged into a TV. The TV apparently wasn't on a game screen though as it shown a game show on it's screen. Gantz looked at the screen curiously, watching the show.
"22 campers on one Island, all competing in various events, for COLD HARD CASH! What could be better?!" On screen an adult could be seen, making an announcement, before the start of the show. The adult had black, slicked back hair with a slightly rugged face. He wore a dark green jacket and tan pants, and, much to Gantz's discomfort, actually sported the most mischievous of sadistic sneers on his face. "Watch each week as we test these campers to the extreme, to see who has the most will to win, and who will be the losers to go home, and never come back..." He paused for dramatic effect, before repeating what he just said with maximum emphasis. "Like, EVER..." The sadistic sneer disappeared, making way for a small smug grin, "Which campers will reign supreme? And which one's will go home crying? Which one will win the moolah? And will I forever, remain a host of a reality TV series?!" He smiled some more as the camera zoomed out slightly. "Find out this week ON-" Then as he pronounced the shows name, each word made the camera zoom out, scope by scope, revealing his back ground, to be an island in the middle of a gulf looking area. "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!!"
Gantz took his eyes off screen, and focused back to his path. He thought a moment. 'Hmm... Sounds like a rip-off of Survivor, if you ask me...' After a moment, the boy shrugged. "Eh, probably worth a try when I get home."
"Oh there you are, Perry!"
Gantz turned to see a rather strange sight. Two young boys, seemingly appearing from out of nowhere, was right behind him, looking down to what appeared to be a blue furred animal with a beaver tail and a bill.
The young mechanic closer examined the two boys. The first one looked rather odd, his head would almost take the shape of a triangle if one looked at it in the right angle. He had caucasin skin, with a head of orange hair on top of his head, a yellow and orange stripped shirt, blue shorts, and a pair of tennis shoes.
The second one was an even stranger one. He had a rather dopey expression on his face, and had something of a big nose. He had combed green hair, a tan yellow shirt, and dark blue jeans pulled up almost to his chest in a 'Steve Urkel' sort of fashion.
Gantz stared at the two boys curiously, as the one with the triangle head picked up the weird creature, that he now recognized as a Platypus. "You should've seen what we did today, Perry! We actually got to pilot our own airplane! How cool is that?" He asked the Platypus as he smiled widely.
The platypus' only reply was it's simple animalistic sound. "Krr-rr-rr-rr..."
"Excuse me." Came Gantz's voice before he could stop himself. The two boys turned to him, looking at him curiously. "That's a rather interesting pet you've got there."
The boy with the triangle head smiled at the compliment. "Oh thanks! This is Perry, a platypus." He shrugged a little. "They don't do much, but they are very chatty, and strange animals." He smiled widely. "Just the way I like em!"
Gantz smiled slightly himself. "Well I'm glad to have met your interesting little animal. He certainly is strange, but very interesting all the same. Where'd you get him?"
Bringing his finger to his chin, the boy thought a moment, "I got him pretty cheap back in Danville's pet shop." He smiled some more. "The last one in the whole store! Can you imagine my luck to find an animal like this?"
"Platypus are somewhat rare in Fanfiction." Came a british accented voice, from the odd-ball looking boy with green hair.
Nodding enthusiastically, Gantz crossed his arms a little. "Yeah, I'll bet..." His eyes widened suddenly. "Oh! We never introduced ourselves did we?" Gantz brought a hand to his chest in an introducing matter. "My name is Gantz van Drake. And it's very nice to meet you."
The triangle headed boy, threw an arm around the other boys shoulder. "I'm Phineas and this is my step-brother Ferb."
Ferb took in Gantz a moment, before speaking once more; his second sentence in the whole conversation. "It's very nice to meet you Gantz." He immediately went quiet after that.
A moment of silence followed that. "Not much of a talker is he?"
Phineas waved off the comment. "Naw, Ferb is more of a man of action, really." He smiled at his brother. "Which really helped when we piloted our own airplane today!"
Gantz looked rather surprised at that, before thinking a moment. Wasn't this kid a little too young to be an airplane pilot? He took a closer look at Phineas and Ferb... Yep they certainly were. After a moment, an idea popped in his head. "OH! I get it, pretend, right!" He smiled at the two boys thinking he had them figured out. "Well it sounds like you two had fun!"
Phineas and Ferb took in what Gantz said for a moment... Before the triangle-headed boy started laughing slightly. "Actually, it isn't pretend. We really DID fly around in airplane! And it was great!"
Thinking that Phineas wanted to keep an act, Gantz nodded his head. "Oh right of course!"
A grin came on Phineas' face, "Well, if you don't believe us, just come along to our neighborhood tomorrow, I'm sure we'll have something new cooked up for a fun Summer day!"
Gantz let a look of disbelief appear on his face for a moment. "Well... Okay, but are you sure that you would like to have a big kid like me there to spoil the fun?"
BEEP! BEEP!
"Phineas! Ferb!"
The two turned to see a light red minivan stopped on the side, with an adult woman with orange, whom shared a couple resemblances with Phineas (Though no triangle shaped head.), in the drivers seat. "Time to go kids, we're headed for home!"
Suddenly, an orange-haired teenage girl appeared leaning over the middle from the backseat. She had orange hair, also like Phineas, had something of a long, skinny, neck, wore a stylish orange shirt, with a white skirt, and had a frantic, if not somewhat confused look in her eye. "But MOM, I swear Phineas and Ferb had an ACTUAL Airplane, and were ACTUALLY flying around in it!! I saw it!!"
The adult woman, most likely Phineas and Ferb's mother, gave the girl a stern glare. "Candace, you already had me drive all the way across town to look for it, and so far I haven't seen anything to back up your claims, so can you please just sit back and calm down?" She rubbed her temples. "15 days into Summer Vacation... You'd think I'd be USED to this by now..."
Gantz stared in confusion at the scene. "That's our mom." Came Phineas suddenly, as Gantz turned to him. "And that girl was my sister Candace. She sometimes joins in the fun, but I don't think she's very excited about it some of the time..." He shrugged. "Just wish she could show more enthusiasm for it though, relax and enjoy herself... Oh, oh well. Maybe tomorrow, we'll be able to get her to join in the fun." He turned to Gantz. "Anyways, if you want to join in, just come by the Peach Creek Suburban district outside of Town, and we'll be happy to let you join in the fun! Doesn't matter how old you are."
Gantz looked confused at just what was wrong with Candace. Why did she act so frantic? It didn't seem natural for a common teenager to actually freak out a game of pretend... ... Right?
(Heh... If ONLY he knew...)
"Anyways, see you around Gantz! It was great meeting you!" Phineas said, finishing up, and catching Gantz's attention. Both Phineas and Ferb ran up to the car, opened the door, and jumped inside. "Later!" Was the last thing Phineas said before closing the door.
From the open window, Gantz heard a small conversation start, as they start to drive away. "So boys, who was that youg man you were talking to?" Their mother asked.
"His name is Gantz, he asked us about Perry. Said he liked our choice of pets!" Phineas said with great enthusiasm, while the young mechanic could've sworn he heard a small grumble coming from Candace, Phineas and Ferb's older sister.
Gantz stared at where the car drove off with a slight look of confusion. After a minute, he shrugged off his confusion and laughed ever so slightly. "Hah, probably nothing to fret about." He took a second to regrip his bag before he took off down the street. "Well, I better get home. Don't think I want to miss trying out the 'Total Drama Island' show... Plus Bugs, Daffy, and Nutcase will be expecting me." He chuckled slightly. "Wouldn't want to make them worry about me."
"POOOOOF!!"
Gantz jumped slightly. "What the heck?" Quickly, he looked upward to his left...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM-CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!
Putting it rather bluntly, Gantz was MAJOR-LEAGUE glad Toon Town's physics were starting to rub off on him, otherwise that would've hurt PRETTY badly.
The boy rubbed his head at the pain he felt at the crash; what the heck had hit him? Slowly he looked down...
What he saw was a small glass bubble... And inside had to have been the STRANGEST sight the poor boy had ever seen. Gantz's eyes widened absolutely at the sight of the creature. "WHAT... THE?!"
Slowly, the little creature inside the Glass bubble looked up to Gantz, it's big, innocent eyes staring at him in both curiosity, and fear.
"Poof poof?"
The Fairygod Baby Poof was inside the glass bubble, looking up at Gantz, wondering whether to think of him as a friend or a foe. In appearance, Poof was a spherical looking creature with purplish pink hair, and matching eyes. He wore purple baby clothes, and what appeared to be a small rattle in his right hand. Gantz only stared down at the creature with a look of curiosity himself, possibly wondering if this sight was real, or if he was just unconscious and having some very loony dream.
All was silent for a moment... "Wh-what..." Gantz stuttered, taking in Poof. "What are... And where did you?"
Poof shivered in fear of the boy, wondering if the fact HE was afraid should be a reason the little baby should be afraid to. He whimpered in fear. "Poof, poof..!" He said, looking on the verge of fearful tears.
Gantz stared down at the fairygod baby a moment, seeing the tears. He stared in fear and exasperation for a moment... Before a kind smile appeared on his face. "Hey... Hey don't cry... It's okay... I'm friendly." He turned his head and muttered aside. "Not sure if I'm dreaming this or not, but I'm friendly."
Poof, as if understanding what the boy just said, giggled in humor. Gantz stared in confusion. "You actually understood me?"
Poof nodded, "Poof!"
The boy took this in a moment, and thought of this. "Okay, so a baby like creature that can understand speech, but can't speak himself... ... That makes sense... I guess..." Poof giggled some more, before looking at his glass prison.
"Poof poof!" Gantz turned to the baby, taking that as an, 'Please listen to me!'. Poof motioned to his glass cage, and pointed to a small crease that could possibly open it. "Poof!"
Gantz stared in confusion before realizing what it COULD'VE been asking. "Oh, you want me to open this for you?"
Poof nodded. "Poof poof."
Gantz stared in confusion, then, wondering if he was off his rocker or not, took the crease and pulled as hard as he could, opening the glass bubble and releasing Poof from his prison. "Poof-Poof!!" Poof exclaimed flying out of the bubble and into the air. He took a deep breath of fresh air, admiring his new freedom.
Gantz smiled, confused, but happy for Poof. "Well there, you're free. Glad I could be of help." Poof turned to the boy, and nodded... Before the baby suddenly started to fly off. "HEY, where're you going?!"
Poof turned back to Gantz, looking at him confused. "Poof?"
Gantz stared up at the kid in confusion. "I'm not to familiar with Toon Town's resident peoples, but by inspection I'd say you're a baby of whatever species you are." He approached Poof, and looked him right in the eye. "Where are you headed in such a rush?"
Poof thought of a way he could answer. Before he could however, Gantz snapped his fingers. "Oh! Are you looking for your parents?"
Poof nodded. "Poof Poof!" The young baby said with a giggle.
That was when Gantz said something that really brought down the baby's spirits.
"Oh... I see." Said boy said, with a look of sadness, before giving him a curious look. "Are you sure you could make it on your own though?"
Poof looked surprised at this. One of the things that really made Poof the person he was today, was the traits given to him by his parents. Though he wasn't sure if having Cosmo's wackiness would be a good thing, but having Wanda's brains was definately his better trait. He thought about what Gantz had said, remembering what happened the LAST time he had been separated from his parents. He wasn't aware of exactly everything, but he knew it had something to do with him, and it almost ended quite badly...
Poof's eyes almost filled with tears, suddenly starting to feel fear. He had yet to learn how to poof back to Timmy's house, or even back to his parents. Could he really find them on his own? All alone? He shivered in fear at the thought. Somehow, he knew he wasn't ready yet. "Poof, poof..." The baby said sadly, tears filling his eyes.
Gantz, realizing he had scared the child, immediately scooped up the toddler, and held him close. "Hey don't cry! It's okay." Poof looked up to the boy, teary eyed. "I don't know who your parents are, nor where they are." The young tinkerer smiled kindly, as he lightly tickled Poof under his chin. "But I'll help you find them any way I can. I promise."
Poof smiled tearfully, now realizing, with great relief, that this boy could be trusted. "Poof poof!" He flew out of his grip, and started dancing around in mid-air.
Gantz chuckled at the baby's antics. "Heh, I guess we're friends now then." He chuckled some more before he took the baby once more. "I'll look after you, and be sure to find your parents. Make no mistake about that."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Gantz and Poof near jumped clean out of their skin at the sound of the woman's scream. "HEARTLESS!!" Came another woman's frightful shriek.
Gantz's skin went pale at that. "Heartless!? Oh man!!" He turned to Poof. "Hold on little guy! I'll get us out of here!!" That was the last thing said before he took off running... ...
... ... ... ...
He ran back a second later and picked up the forgotten shopping bag, thanking lady luck that nothing was broken. "Oops almost forgot this." He looked up upon taking it... And his eyes widened. "Whoops..." He immediately ran off screaming...
Before several hundred 'Angel' and 'Dark-Ball' Heartless chased after him, the Angel Heartless firing ray after ray of their faux light spells.
Meanwhile, in a bayou like area... ... ...
A small trailer could be seen among all the swamp lands. The lights were on, and, in the window, one could see the silhouette of a man walking along in a slow movement.
Suddenly, another shadow appeared, this one looking much shorter then the first. "Look Momma!! Another gator got in the house!!"
A third shadow appeared, this one looking as tall as the first shadow, but had feminine details. "ANOTHER GATOR?! Give me that shovel!!"
"Wait!! NO!! I'm NOT a Ga-"
WHAAAAM!! BAAAAAAM!! The shovel collided with the first shadow multiple times, while the child's shadow cheered his mother on. "Yeah! Get him Momma! Show that gator who's boss!!"
A few minutes into the beating, the front door flew open, and a weird shape flew clean out of the trailer and right into the mud.
Denzel Crocker lay on the ground, dazed, having a various multitude of bumps, bruises, and other injuries on his person. "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" Came the butch female voice, before slamming the door shut.
Crocker groaned before getting back up. He was completely covered in mud, thus the reason the family in the trailer mistakening him for an Alligator. "O-o-o-o-o-ow... I'm gonna feel that one in the morning." He slowly got up before shaking a fist at the trailer. "I'm not a gator, darn you!! I'm a school teacher!!" he looked down on himself. "Albeit a dirty school teacher..."
This was answered with a cooking skillet flying through the air and colliding with Crocker's face, knocking him to the ground. "A SCHOOL TEACHER'S WORSE THEN A GATOR!! WE DON'T WANT NO TUTORIN' YOU CITY SLICKER!!" This was followed with a loud slam as the window closed.
Crocker separated his face from the skillet and rubbed his face. "Hmph! Hillbillies..." An anvil fell out of nowhere, and landed square on Crocker's head.
MY DAD CONSIDERS HIMSELF A HILLBILLY CROCKPOT... PLUS I DON'T WANT SOMEONE SUING MY BUTT FOR LETTING A COMMENT LIKE THAT FLY IN MY WORK... DON'T PUSH IT...
"Fine!!" Crocker yelled in response. "Sheesh... The Author's more of a pain in the butt then Turner is, I swear."
"Hey New-guy." Came a strange voice beside Crocker... The man slowly turned...
Standing beside him was a weird looking creature that looked like a mixture between a lizard and a centipede. He had a long, snake-like body, purple scales with a few green ones in between, up to eight arms and a pair of legs, all equal in length, and a pair of antennae on top of his lizard like head. "You better learn to get used to that, cause that happens often to people like us..." The lizard creature said.
Crocker only stared at the Lizard Creature with a look of shock.
"What?" The Lizard Creature asked. "Is something on my face?"
That was when Crocker let out the 'GIRLIEST' scream one would think impossible for the man. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! IT'S MY OLD CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Crocker passed out upon making that clear.
After a moment, the creature stared at the guy strangely, before he walked off with a huff. "Hmph... Moron..."
After a few minutes of walking, he found himself at a small cave that was right on the edge of a murky swamp. Must've been where the creature called home. "Can't believe it's been five months since that tub of lard fuzzball Sullivan, and that Uppity Wazowski banished me to this cursed little mud-ball..!" He growled angrily. "How dare they do this to me?! I was going to fix Monstropolis' energy crisis!! So what if thousands of workers were put out of a job?! WHO CARES?!" He groaned a little as he walked in.
Inside was a quaint little living room, with very few belongings around. "Doh... I swear..." He growled dangerously as he looked around. His eyes caught a giant piece of meat hanging from the cieling nearby... A picture of a strange furry creature with greenish blue fur, and two horns on it's head was glued to the meat. The monster's growl darkened to dangerous levels before he walked over to it calmly... Before he started beating the stuffing out of the piece of meat. "I SWEAR!! IF THERE WAS ANYWAY TO GET BACK AT JAMES!!" He emphasized the word 'James' with a powerful punch, and emphasized the rest of the name, of Monstropolis' top scarer with a tough punch. "P.!! SULLIVAN!!" On Sullivan, he had, quite literally punched clean THROUGH the meat punching bag, causing a wide variety of juices to get all over the monster's arm.
He didn't rightly care. It just felt good to let out his hatred... And boy was he feeling a lot of it. "I SWEAR IF THERE WAS ANY WAY I COULD GET BACK AT HIM, I WOULD TAKE IT!! I'M gonna kill that uppity (Bleep!) or die trying!!" He groaned angrily, as he slapped his forehead. "I'd do anything to get that..."
"Did some-von say... Anyzing?" Came a german accented voice from the mouth of his cave.
"Cause we can do that anything!! Can we boss? Can we?!" Came a normal English voice, that had the tone of a child... but the personality, as it sounded, of a psychotic.
The monster quickly turned around, and lifted his multiple fists. "Who's there?!"
... ... ... ... Slowly two new figures appeared from the shadows of the Bayou and into the lit cave. They both wore robes, so the monster was unable to see what they looked like. However, he did notice the noticeable height difference between the two. The first figure looked up to 7 1/2 feet tall, while the second looked like he barely reached the first figures knees in height, and trust me, that's short.
The monster took in the two new figures before him. "Who are you?"
The tall figure sniggered slightly. "Zat's of little importance right now." He looked at the monster as he inched away from them. "You are 'Herr' Randal Boggs, are you not?"
The monster, known formally as Randall Boggs, growled dangerously. "Who wants to know?"
The tall man chuckled at the response given to him. "You have no reason to fear, Herr Randal. I am not here for a fight."
The shorter of the two figures starting jumping up and down excitedly. "Unless of course you make us MAD!!" He said with an almost cheery, sadistic, tone.
"That is enough, little one." The tall one said with an almost irritated tone, before turning back to Randal. "You said you would do anything to get back at your rival, Herr Sullivan did you not?"
Randal grimaced at what he heard. "I'm not interested in making deals, freak. Now get out of my cave!"
The smaller one growled a little, "I'm warning you, slithery, purple-fetish, excuse of a reptile! Don't aggitate me, or my boss!" The taller one followed this up with a slap upside the small one's head. "OWW!"
"I said, zat' vas qvuite enough, you miserable little jester!!" He walked closer to Randal and opened his arms wide. "I come not 'vith 'vords my dear friend." Randal turned back to the cloak, as the man continued. "I come vith a promise. Just hear me out, and you may find 'zat you 'vill like vat I say."
Considering this a moment, Randal nodded. "Okay... You've got 1 minute to tell me what you want, before I boot you out!"
The man smirked under his hood, "'Zat is all I 'vill need. You see Herr Randal." He lifted himself up, and walked around the cave arms wide open in dramatic emphasis. "I'm in ze' middle of a BIG plot, to take zis' miserable multi-verse by storm. But I'm in need of some more hands to make it all possible." He motioned to the smaller robed figure. "Zis young vone' helps quite a bit, but I'm afraid I'll need some-vone of your... Peculiar talents."
Randal stared at him curiously. "Talents?"
"Ja Herr Randal." He answered with a nod. "You are like a chameleon, able to change your colors to blend into your surroundings and become incapable of being seen almost entirely. I need 'zose talents in 'zis... risky business I am performing." He smirked lightly underneath his hood. "And 'vonce you've fullfilled your end of 'ze bargain, I vill be more zen villing to give you a trip right back to Monstropolis, to do vith it as you see fitting."
Randal thought about this for a moment, before he growled at the man. "What's the catch? Something like this, has GOT to have a catch somewhere."
The man thought a moment, himself. "I von't lie to you Herr Randal. Zis is a risky business I'm in. You could suffer injuries, be caught and thrown in jail or any ozer punishments, zis vorld can dish out, including death penalties themselves." He smirked in his hood at Randal's surprised face. "All ze' more reason not to get caught in ze act, vouldn't you say so?"
Randal waved the man off. "Sorry crackpot. I may want to get back to Monstropolis to get revenge, but I'm not THAT desperate."
"I'm vell avare of ze risks, Herr Randal. So in return for helping me, I vill not only transfer you to Monstropolis, but..." He thought for a moment, before he chuckled evilly. "How vould you like to be known as KING, of Monstropolis?"
That stopped Randal cold in his tracks. Slowly he turned around to face the man once more. "What did you say?"
Randal wasn't exactly sure if he saw correctly, but he thought he saw a smirk form under the hood... And the smirk was filled with sharp canine like teeth, surrounded by a muzzle with dark silverish black fur. "You heard me, Herr Randal. 'Ven my plan is complete, all vorlds vill bow to me and even my minions vill be treated like lords." He bowed from the waist up humbly. "Just picture it, all of Monstropolis remade in your image! All of ze' monsters bowing to your feet! Praising you, vorshiping you like god on his throne!!" He raised his head. "Can you picture it... Herr Randal?"
And picture it he did. He could just see it now! Monstropolis in flames, statues of his likeness on every street, Sullivan and Wazowski being marched to the execution hall, the monsters bowing to him, Sullivan and Wazowski being marched to the execution hall, 'All hail Randal!' the monsters would call! 'All hail Randal!'
And did I forget to mention that he pictured Sullivan and Wazowski being marched to the execution hall?
Randal chuckled evilly. As medieval and cheesy as this scene was to him, he absolutely LOVED it!
"Vell' Herr Randal?" The monster under the hood asked. "Vat's your answer?" Both the tall figure and the even smaller one glared at Randal, saving judgment for whatever he said.
Randal thought a moment more, "Sir..." Before he turned back and took the tall figures open hand, smirking evilly. "You've had me at King. I'm in."
The tall figure laughed as they shook hands. "Excellent, excellent! Danke for your joining Herr Randal." Once separated, he motioned around the room. "Now pack up your zings', you start immediately." Having said that, he walked to the cave opening, intent on waiting for Randal to finish.
"Wait." Randal called suddenly, he slowly approached the tall robed man, looking up at him curiously. "Just for interest of knowing each others names, what should I call you? It just hit me that I never got your name."
The man turned back to Randal, a small smirk on his hidden face. "I'm afraid Herr Randal that I cannot tell you zat just yet." He was silent for a moment, ignoring Randall's confused face. "But for introductions sake, you may know me by my other name..." Randal listened carefully. "Master Z, is vat some call me."
There was no doubt about it, Randal was VERY confused by now. "Master Z? What the heck kind of a name is that?!" The man only remained silent, cluing Randal in that he was not about to answer. After a moment, he caught the hint and turned to the smaller robed character. "What about him? Am I not allowed to know his name as well?"
Chuckling, the man walked over to the shorter one, "Zis von is different, you may know his name." He patted the back of the short one, pushing him forward.
After a few steps, the child took in Randal a moment, Randal did the same...
The short one suddenly burst out laughing. "Finally got ya!!" He shouted out loud. Noticing Randal's confused stare, the boy explained, "I've been a private for so long, I thought I would NEVER find someone to consider my own subordinate!!"
Stuttering at this, Randal turned to the man looking more then a little angry at the comment. "Forgive him, Herr Randal. He is a bit of a smart mouth. But to explain, I'm afraid it is a mere technecality. Ze young von has been around longer zen you have."
"Exactly!!" He yelled, before singing in tune. "Finally- - Finally- - my own subor-dinate!!" He raised his hood to reveal what was underneath the hood. Randal glared down at what was there, looking even more insulted then before.
The character looked nothing more then a child with wide twinkling eyes, pale skin, alligator teeth in each side of his mouth, which was curved into a smile that seemed forever painted on his face, and a jester's hat that had a checkerboard design to it since one half of it was red, and the other was black, both of them ended in points with little yellow bells jingling. He raised a hand, revealing he was wearing cartoony white gloves, and, much to Randal's surprise, it looked like those hands were connected to the body by nothing but air since the arms were invisible. The boy then hastily took off his robe, declaring, "Man, I hope you don't mind boss, but it's just too damn hot with that thing on! I'm sweatin' like a hog!" Randal saw that on his body, he wore a checkerboard design court jester apparell, with red elf shoes, that had little bells on the curved end of the shoes.
Randal would've almost been insulted by this indignity... If not for the fact, that something about this weird little boy mildly, if not EXTREMELY, creeped him out. The boy, though it didn't seem possible, smiled wider at the monster. "Just so you know, I'm your new Master! So call me Master Marx!! You got that, lizard boy!?"
Randal was just about to retort before a gust of wind suddenly picked up. He turned to his side... And nearly gawked.
Master Z was now standing next to the cave entrance... A big, black, intimidating portal now taking up the mouth of the cave. "Come Herr Randal, we have plotting to do. And Herr Marx, do try to keep your mangy little backside behaved for our guest... or I will be removing it permanently." Having said that, he walked through the portal, Randal and Marx following behind him.
"And once we get there, Lizard boy!" Marx began as they entered the portal. "I, as your newest Master Marx, order you to take a bath!" He covered his nose as best he could trying to fan away the smell. "You smell like you just been through Hell's Garbage Disposal! I mean seriously, DO something about it! I'm all about going against baths but come on! A guy can only take so much of a certain scent!"
Randal grumbled under his breath. "What in the HELL am I getting myself into..?" It suddenly seemed more worth it to just stay in the cave then listen to another squeak come out of Marx's mouth...
As they both left, the portal disappeared... Never to be seen again...
Me: And there you have it!! After a long time, Chapter 9 of Crossover Bros Brawl is up!
Otto: (Looks at Marx, and actually shudders at the cutesy look of the guy.) Who is this freakshow?
Me: Marx, as weird as it may sound, is a villain from the Kirby Universe. (Turns to the screen.) For those of you who remember, in the good old days of Super NES, and even now, Nintendo released a game known as 'Kirby Super Star', the new version for today known as 'Kirby Super Star Ultra' for the DS, in one of the many games on the game, Marx is a villain that has a plan to rule all of Dreamland. When I first saw Marx in the original 'Kirby Super Star' for the Super NES, he became one of my many favorite villians due to his insane and immature nature.
Wally: And alsp for this chapter, just why Otto's always so grumpy is revealed, albeit partially. What's going to happen to Randal? Or to Gantz and Poof? Or even I, Koap, Lucas, Jeff, and Iago, as we chase Otto and Metal Jason? Only time will tell!
Me: (Glares at Wally.) I swear if you give away spoilers, you're out of here. (Wally only gives me a thumbs up, letting me know he got my point.) Okay then. (I turn back to the screen.) All and all, this is the newest chapter, with action, thrills, new characters, and others! Hope you all enjoyed! (Gives a peace sign.) R&R People!
Wally: Until next update!
Otto: I know I'm looking forward to seeing how the next chapter goes... (Slams his fist in his open palm.) Cause I'm looking forward to finishing the job on that robotic freak. (Me and Wally take a couple steps away from Otto.)
(The term 'Heaven or Hell!' is used in the game 'Guilty Gear' to announce the beginning of their fighting matches. This Guilty Gear reference belongs to it's own creators just so you know.)