Jessie and Zoro

"Come on slow poke." Jessie laughed as she ran up to a yellow snowmobile.

"Why did you pick me?" Zoro grumbled not sure he could spend 3 days with the witty and energetic entertainer.

"Because I had to, just think about it. We get the biggest cabin." She patted him on the back.

"Fine, just as long as I get my own room." Jessie smiled and jumped on the snowmobile.

"You want to drive or should I?"

"Actually I want to." He smiled and sat down in front of her. She wrapped her arms around his waist as he jumped from the touch. "What the hell do you think you're doing?

"I don't want to fall off idiot. I have to hold onto something."

"Well not me."

"Then what, that's what I'm supposed to do."

"Fine but don't get to comfortable."

"Whatever." At that she pulled the cord as the engine started to run. Zoro watched her calmly as she got on again and pulled him into the safety hug again.

"Let's go." He said pushing the throttle down hard.

"Not that fast." Jessie screamed as the snowmobile's front flew in the air and they both fell off. "You idiot! You're not supposed to push it all the way right when it starts. You start slow then speed up." She yelled getting up with a small grunt of pain. "Dumbass." She muttered and started to push the snowmobile back on its skies.

"How was I supposed to know?" Zoro fought back. "It's my first time."

"I just thought you were smart enough to figure that out but it turns out I'm wrong." She got on. "This time I'm driving."

"O come on now I know, I'm driving." He shouted grabbing the handles away from Jessie.

"No, you'll probably kill us." She shouted back trying to pull it back. After about 5 minutes of arguing Zoro ended up winning. After the whole incident he was a very good driver. About a mile away they stopped by their cabin, everyone else was already there, and grabbed their stuff. Zoro turned to Jessie trying to rub it in her face that he was good. She just glared at him for a few seconds before choosing to ignore him. He gave a sly grin and followed her to the door.

"Give me the key." Jessie demanded.

"Not until you admit I'm a good driver."

"Fine if you're not going to give it to me, I'll get it myself." She shouted and shoved her hand into his green sash. Zoro just stood shocked, he never expected that. A few seconds later she fished out the key and opened the door entering the little, cold building. "Crap."

"Crap what?" Zoro asked as he closed the door behind him.

"It looks like I accidently gave Franky and Robin the biggest cabin."

"What?" He yelled his voice filled with anger. Jessie just put her hand over her head in defense. "O well as long as I still get my own room."

"Well that's the problem." She stuttered as he gave her a glare. "Only Franky and Robin's room has two bedrooms. Ours has a one room and a bunk bed." She laughed softly hoping he wouldn't kill her. His simple glare turned deadly.

"What?"

"Well at least we don't have to share a single bed." She squeaked protecting her head again. Zoro just growled and walked to the room.

"Fine. You're lucky I don't kill you." She let out a long breath. "I get the to…" She jumped and started running.

"I get the top bunk." She shouted and ran in right over Zoro before he could finish.

"Hey I called it." He yelled pulling his face off the floor.

"No you didn't all I heard was 'I call the to..' so it's mine." She stuck her tongue out and started to climb up.

"O no you don't." He jumped up wrapping his arm around her. "I called it." He pulled her down and started climbing. Growling loudly she bit his arm. "Ow, you bitch." He yelled pulling her behind him lifting her feet off the ground. She started kicking making him loss balance and toppled over.

"Ha mine." She cheered jumping over him and over to the bed. His hand shot out grabbing her leg tripping her so she landed face first on the floor. He chuckled and started to climb up. Next thing he knew her legs were wrapped around his waist with her on his back pulling him down. "It's mine." Zoro pushed her off and she landed on her back on the ground, luckily she caught his leg and pulled him down to. She rolled out of the way just in time as he landed on his roughly on his back right where she was. Giggling she climbed up all the way and put her pillow down.

"Mine." She stated as she jumped off landing right by him. Zoro barred his teeth.

"You cheated." He growled.

"To bad, pirates don't play fair." She stated.

"You're right. I'll get you back."

"Seeking revenge is a sin."

"I don't believe in god." He grinned evilly only to get smacked over the head.

"I don't care it's a sin to me. Who cares what you think." She said slyly bending over him to get face to face.

"Mind backing away, you're in my space." He glared their noses almost touching. She just sighed and walked away. "Damn bitch." He mumbled.

"I heard that." Zoro jumped and grumbled rubbing the lump on the back of his head. "Quite swearing under your breath and get in here." He got up reluctantly and dragged his feet all the way to the kitchen. Jessie was by the fridge, fists on her hips.

"What?"

"What should we eat?"

"I don't know." Jessie rolled her eyes and turned to the fridge.

"Sandwiches it is."

"What, can't you cook? All girls are supposed to cook."

"That's sexist. I just cut myself all the time cooking I'm not good with knives."

"Yet you fight with swords." Zoro replied slyly.

"You know something, shut up." He just laughed at her as she started to make some sandwiches. Zoro went into the room and lied down on his bed. A few minutes later Jessie came in.

"Here eat up." She said tossing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on his stomach. He looked at it.

"Damn I would rather stay with ero-cook then you, at least he can cook."

"To bad you're stuck with me." She giggles as his face darkened in anger. He glared up at her before taking a fierce bite out of the sandwich. "At least it is food." She sat down cross legged on her bunk and took a big bite out of her sandwich.

"Ya ya whatever." He mumbles as he finished the sandwich.

"Well I'm going to go wash up and go to bed." She jumped down looking at the green haired swordsman. He just stared at the wall pretending not to hear her. "Are you trying to annoy me or get back at me?" She pinched his cheek like a grandma pinches her grandchild's cheek. He just glared at her again making her laugh. "That's fine I'm use to quiet and I don't need to hear your voice it annoys me." She walked out as he fell backwards into his bed with a loud groan.

"Man he's such a moron." Jessie muttered as she walked into the bathroom. "O well it's only 3 days, how bad can he be." She washed her face quickly then brushed her teeth. Smiling at herself in the window she saw some blood coming from her cheek. She wiped the blood from her face. "Hmm where did that come from?" She asked herself. She covered it with a bandage and wrapped her bad leg like chopper showed her.

"It's so fricken cold in here." Zoro muttered.

"O calm down I'll lit the fireplace." Jessie answered as she walked into the room.

"Hurry up then."

"Hey don't rush me or I'll go even slower." He hmphed and turned over in his bed. She took out a lighter and lit a fire. She turned around and found Zoro sleeping. Shaking her head she shut the light off and climbed up to her bunk. "So comfy." She cooed slightly closing her eyes.

Bam. Jessie's eyes shot open as something hit the bottom of her bed. She sat still for a bit as nothing happened. Sighing she shut her eyes again. Bam. Two more hits. She squinted her eyes looking through the dark room. Bam. There it was again. Jessie scooted over to the side of the bed. Bam. She looked over the edge at Zoro. He sat still for about a minute then his leg raised and kicked the bottom of Jessie's bunk.

"Zoro!" She yelled. His eyes snapped open and he looked at her.

"What?" He mumbled.

"You're kicking my bunk." She growled.

"Sorry I got a kicking problem when sleeping." He turned over in his bed. Jessie raised an eyebrow.

"I bet you do. I mean you have so many problems I can believe it."

"What was that?" Zoro yelled.

"What are you death, you have lots of problems." She said sticking her tongue out at him. He reached up and grabbed her tongue.

"Wet ho of my twoge." She tried to say.

"What I can't hear you. I think I'm going death." He teased her. He moved out more so only his legs were on the bed. She struggled against his grip but not too much because of the pain. "What's wrong?" Zoro chuckled as he pulled her tongue more. Her eyes showed anger as he laughed even harder till he lost his balance. He let go of her tongue and grabbed her shirt pulling her down with him. She landed on top of him as he grunted from the extra weight.

"What the hell was that for!?" She raised herself up on her elbows. Their stomachs crossed.

"Well get off me!" He yelled as he pushed her off.

"Ow." Jessie cried as she hit the ground.

"What? What's wrong?"

"My leg!" She cried holding her leg to her chest.

"O shit what do I do? What do I do?" Zoro cried.

"Well don't panic moron go get Chopper."

"Where is chopper?"

"He's in cabin 3. About a hundred yards away you can see it so don't get lost."

"Ok." He got up and opened the door running out forgetting his coat and boots. He looked around as the door slammed shut behind him and locked. "Jessie open this door right now."

"No don't feel like it."

"Open the fucking door now."

"Fine only if you make a promise."

"Fine."

"You can't kick the bed anymore or try anything else to annoy me."

"Deal just let me in."

"Hold on him not done."

"Fine what else?"

"You can't swear for the rest of tonight or tomorrow."

"What? How am I supposed to show how fucking mad I am."

"Use the word beep."

"What!?"

"Like, what the beep? Or you beeping beep." She giggled. "How beeping mad I am." She laughed fully.

"Fine just let me in."

"But you have to keep your promise. Even if pirates don't play fair they are good with promises."

"I would never go back on a promise."

"Ok come in." Jessie stated and opened the door. Zoro bolted in and under his blanket.

"Ha ha." Jessie laughed as she entered the room. "Shouldn't have messed with me." She shut the lights off and crawled up to her bunk bed.

"Shut up you fu…beeping annoying beep." Jessie laughed harder than ever at the goofiness of his words.

"Night Zorokins." She giggled as he growled at her.

A few minutes later Zoro was sleeping, snoring louder than ever. Jessie sat on the top bunk looking at the wall with bloodshot eyes and a pillow over her head. "Why did I ever agree to this?" Jessie cried pulling the pillow over her ears.

Flashback

"Entertainer-san come over here please."

"Sure what you want Robin?"

"I got a plan."

"What's your plan?"

"I believe Navigator-san likes captain-san."

"Huh?"

"But they need a little push to get together."

"And how do you suppose we do that."

"Get Navigator-san and Captain-san in the same cabin alone."

"How do we do that?"

"Just make sure they are the only ones left over so they have no choice."

"Hmm that will work. We will also give them the honeymoon suite."

"That sounds good. Ok so Zoro and Luffy usually stay together and Nami and I usually stay together. So you can take Zoro and I'll go with Franky."

"You're forgetting Sanji he'll want to stay with Nami." Both girls jumped as Usoppcame up to them."I'll take Sanji."

"Perfect then Luffy and Nami will be the only ones left." Jessie cheered as Robin giggled.

End Flashback

"I'm going to kill Robin for getting me in this.

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