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"Oi, old man," shouted Naruto as he entered the Hokage's office. "What the hell is with this jounin you assigned my team?"
"Oh, is there a problem, Naruto-kun," he asked, smiling a little at the refreshing atmosphere the boy created just by walking into the room.
"Where do I start? First, he was almost three hours late, then he walked into a blatantly obvious trap. Then he tells us to meet him on the roof and when we get there, what do we see but him reading porn right in front of us. If I were sensitive to that kind of thing I'd be highly offended. What happens if he does that in front of a client?"
"I see, is there anything else?"
"He's a 'Lazy Perverted Sensei', do you know what that means?"
"No, but I'm sure you'll tell me.
"-50% effectiveness to teaching, -25% experience to teaching Skills. Do you have any idea just how bad that is?"
"I'm assuming you used [Observe] on him?"
"Of course," said Naruto. "He's almost all question marks but at least it was able to give me his status buffs. Do you know he has a Sharingan and Lazy Genius status too?"
"I see, what do you think about this Kakashi-kun?" asked the old man, looking over Naruto's shoulder. He couldn't help chuckling when he saw Naruto freeze still as a statue.
Naruto mechanically moved his head to look over his shoulder to see his sensei, reading porn.
"Hmm, did Naruto say something?" he asked.
"Kakashi, you know he did," said Hiruzen, glaring a little at Kakashi.
"Naruto-kun, would mind relaying Kakashi's status in full for me?"
"You told him?"
"Of course, he's your jounin sensei, of course he needs to know about your abilities."
Naruto frowned. "What if I didn't want to tell him? Besides, he could still fail me tomorrow now couldn't he?"
"That's true I suppose," said Sarutobi, rubbing his chin. "Anyway, his full status description if you please."
"Fine," growled Naruto. He was really pissed off about the whole situation. It was not the Hokage's secret to just tell anyone he wanted to.
Name: Hatake Kakashi
Title: Jounin
Level: LV? Next Level: ?
Affiliation: Konoha
HP: ?/?
CP: ?/?
STR: ?
VIT: ?
DEX: ?
INT: ?
WIS: ?
LUK: ?
Status: Sharingan (+2 DEX & +3 INT & +1 WIS per Level), Lazy Genius (+5 WIS per level, -1 STR, -1 VIT, -1 DEX), Lazy Perverted Sensei (-50% effectiveness to teaching, -25% experience to teaching skills).
Hatake Kakashi is a lazy pervert with zero interest in teaching yet is pursuing it because he feels obligated to both his deceased teammates and sensei. Famous for possessing a single Sharingan eye and claiming to have copied over 1000 jutsu because of it.
"There, happy now?" asked Naruto, glaring at the old man then at Kakashi.
"Thank you very much, Naruto-kun," said the old man, his gaze shifting to Kakashi to see what he thought of it.
"Naruto-kun has quite the imagination," said Kakashi, very condescendingly.
"Hmm, an interesting opinion, unfortunately for you, I happen to think his description is rather apt. So I'm giving you one month to change. If lazy remains a part of your status at the end of the month then I can guarantee you won't like the punishment."
Kakashi, looked up from his book, seeming to study the old man. Trying to see if there was any truth in what was said. Unfortunately there was no lie in the man's words leaving zero room for doubt. As such Kakashi put his book away and sighed.
"So, Kakashi-kun, you will be on time from now on. I expect you will have trained all of your students using the following guidelines," the old man push forward a few pages of paper to the edge of his desk.
Kakashi reluctantly took the pages, fearing what would be spelled out on them. "These books?"
"You will purchase them and provide them to your students, you'll be reimbursed of course, just as all of the other jounin are required to do the same. You will help them find a suitable taijutsu style, you will assist them with the basics of chakra control, and if they are capable and ready you will assist them in finding their elemental affinities. You will supervise and oversee their physical conditioning. These are your primary responsibilities as a jounin instructor. This is not negotiable, you will meet the standards as will your students."
"Am I still allowed to test them tomorrow?"
"By all means, test them," said Sarutobi. "Make them earn their places as genin but should they pass I expect you to adhere to the guild lines that you have no doubt received every time you've been assigned a team you've not passed."
"Well, I've never passed a team before, I don't see me starting now."
"Just you wait, we'll pass," said Naruto, putting in his own opinion.
"Hmm, I just don't see it," said Kakashi, putting away the pages from the Hokage and vanishing a in a swirl of leaves and glitter.
"Glitter, Naruto?" asked the old man, trying not to grin.
"It worked," said Naruto.
"Alright, you can go," said Sarutobi.
"Great, training field here I come."
"Just be careful."
"I will be, I'm just running Sakura-chan through the lowest level one. Trying to show her some things. Hey, do you know a cure for 'Fangirl'?"
"That is a dangerous thing to even try to cure," said Sarutobi, suddenly looking a bit pale.
"How dangerous are we talking here?"
"It would involve introducing her to several kunoichi that would break her, break her in a way that she may never recover from. The alternative is to let her grow out of it," said Sarutobi.
"Ah, well, she may not live long enough to grow out of it," said Naruto seriously.
"I'll talk to some people, if you pass your test tomorrow, I'll arrange for her to meet some people."
"Thanks, jiji."
"Get out of here, brat."
Naruto grinned and left with a wave.
"What took you so long?" demanded Sakura.
Naruto rolled his eyes but answered anyway. "Kakashi-sensei showed up and jiji read him the riot act. You ready to go?"
Sakura frowned. "This isn't a date right? You're not trying to trick me and surprise me with some kind of romantic picnic are you?"
"While that's not a bad idea, this is not a training field to do that in, in fact, bringing food to this field could make things much worse."
"Alright, let's go already and get this over with, I have plans tonight," she said gruffly.
"Okay, let's go," said Naruto, leading her to the training field.
As soon as they arrived Naruto pulled a handful of weapons and sprayed them across the field behind Sakura, causing her to jump in surprise and charge to hit Naruto.
Naruto ducked under Sakura's swing and sliced a rat in half that had jumped after her.
Sakura turned to try and strike Naruto again only to see the bisected rat falling out of the air.
"Chakra rats, arm yourself and fight," ordered Naruto. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," called Naruto forming twenty copies of himself, all armed with kunai.
Sakura blanched and pulled a pair of kunai herself when she felt something bite into the back of her ankle causing her to cry out in pain.
"Damned ankle-biters," complained Naruto, stabbing the one that bit her. "You've got to watch the ground as much as the air. The next wave is coming now."
Sakura turned to see Naruto attacking another wave of rats, including some larger rats that were half as big as she was. She was stunned to see Naruto attacking them so fiercely, him and his clones both. It was unbelievable, the boy she knew to be the dead last, an annoying pain in the ass that never stopped bugging her for dates and here he was protecting her, showing just how big the gap was between them.
"Sakura-chan, stop spacing out and start fighting or you're going to really get hurt," demanded Naruto, exploding into smoke a moment later as one of the larger rats bit into him.
It worked to snap her out of her funk as she began helping Naruto to kill rat after rat. They must have killed a hundred rats in the course of the afternoon. Sakura was definitely breathing heavy, feeling exhausted by all the fighting. When the last rat died, she dropped to her knees, gasping for air. She'd never felt so tired in her life.
"Okay, here comes the big one," said Naruto, he wasn't nearly as tired or beat up as Sakura but he still looked worse for wear.
"Big one?" she screamed in outrage. "What are you talking about?" That was when the ground began to shake.
Naruto pulled out a stack of explosive tags and held them out to Sakura. "I'm going to piss it off and keep its focus on me. While I do that, you need to put all of those tags on it. Understand?"
Sakura took the tags and nodded tiredly.
A moment later, the biggest, ugliest rat Sakura had ever seen burst out of the ground. Upon seeing it she was half tempted to lose her lunch and probably would have if she'd bothered to eat a lunch today.
Naruto charged forward, faster than anything Sakura had seen before.
"Come on you ugly bastard, I killed your food, I can sure as hell kill you too. I killed your brother the other day, just as ugly as you too but definitely smelled better," taunted Naruto, the rats eyes flashed red as it charged at Naruto in a rage.
Sakura saw her opening and ran forward, place tags on every open space she could see, as she was going around behind the thing she had to dodge several wild swings of its tail before she could get to the other side of it. With her last tag on she jumped clear. "It's clear, Naruto!"
Naruto, jumped back to create some distance, giving Sakura the time she needed.
"Katsu!" she called out priming her chakra into the tags causing them to detonate in one massive boom.
When the smoke cleared the rat looked much angrier but it was missing two legs and half its face.
"Kage Buki no jutsu," shouted Naruto throwing the two kunai he had in hand.
Sakura was mystified as the two kunai Naruto threw turned into hundreds of kunai stabbing into the rat repeatedly, finally killing the ugly bastard. She was again mystified as the rat rapidly decomposed leaving behind a stack of ryo.
"It left money?" she asked confused but also relieved.
"Must have eaten it at some point, or eaten someone that had it in his or her pocket," suggested Naruto with a shrug picking up the money and splitting it in half. "Here's your half," said Naruto holding out half the money to her.
"Thanks," said Sakura, still confused. "Do they always decompose that fast?"
"From what I've seen, the chakra mutation makes them unstable or something," explained Naruto.
"Oh," said Sakura, finally taking the money from Naruto.
"Anyway, no more will come for a while, not with that thing coming into the area. We should get you to the hospital and treated for those bites," said Naruto, motioning to the small bite marks around her ankles and down her arms.
"I am feeling a bit weak now you mention it," said Sakura.
"No worries, we'll get you treated now," said Naruto, supporting her with an arm around her and her arm around his shoulders.
As promised, Naruto took her to the hospital and she got treated with an antidote to the chakra rat poison as well as some bandages for the bites. An hour in the hospital and the pair were back out on the streets.
"So, did you have fun?" asked Naruto, grinning and completely prepared for her to clock him for even asking.
Admittedly he was surprised when she didn't hit him.
"It wasn't fun," she said softly, looking down. "It wasn't fun at all. There were so many of them and they just kept coming and you . . . you just fought and fought even when I couldn't fight anymore. You knew what to do and I was clueless . . . so clueless and those were just rats, what's it going to be like when we face shinobi? I don't know if I'm cut out for this."
There was a slapping noise ringing out into the early evening air. "Don't ever doubt yourself in front of me again," ordered Naruto. "You did your job, you covered my back like a teammate should and you got some valuable experience from it. That's why fields like that exist, so we can train and get experience beyond the missions, beyond basic training. And we're a team now, I'll help you get stronger too."
Sakura sniffled a few times. "Thanks, Naruto, maybe you're not so annoying after all."
"So does that mean you'll go on a date with me?"
"Not a chance," she said, this time hammering him in the head.
"So much for that goodwill," groaned Naruto, slowly picking himself up again.
"Serves you right," said Sakura, crossing her arms, all her worries seemed to be gone.
"Anyway, I'm going for food and then possibly to Higurashi's for some new gear. I don't see Kakashi-sensei taking it easy on us," said Naruto.
"Yeah, maybe I should get some better protection for my arms and ankles too," said Sakura.
"Yeah, he's got good stuff. I'll even put some enhancement fuin on them for you if you want me to," offered Naruto.
"Since when do you know fuinjutsu, let alone enhancement fuin?"
"It's a recent thing, but you up for it?" he asked again.
"Yeah, I suppose, but this isn't a date," she said, trying once again to make it clear she would not be going on a date with Naruto.
"Sure, sure, let's go," said Naruto, walking ahead toward Ichiraku.
Sakura shook her head, her teammate was certainly a goof but at least he was reliable. She jogged to catch up with him a moment later.
You have slept in your bed. HP & CP are fully stored.
Naruto popped up from bed ran through his morning routine before settling down to eat breakfast. It didn't take long for him to get out the door and meet up with the rest of the team.
Naruto arrived a few minutes early but still the last to arrive. Sasuke was leaning against one of the three training posts looking bored out of his mind but not tired or sluggish. Sakura was another story, she looked a bit tired and it was clear the day before had taken it out of her. Still, her new forearm protectors and shin protectors looked pretty slick, Naruto should know, he was with her when she picked them out and he put the fuin on them to give her a bit more dexterity as per her request. Sadly, his attempts to convince her to get something better than a red dress fell on deaf ears.
So Naruto sat on top of one the posts and waited. And waited some more. Then waited even longer.
"Sakura-chan, have you got any of the glitter left?" asked Naruto.
"What's the plan?" she asked, seemingly eager to assist him.
"Seeing that he's so late, even after jiji ordered him to be on time from now on, I say we lace the field with as many traps as we can. He said we need to survive him, well now he can worry about surviving us," explained Naruto, grinning deviously. "We'll need you to help with this, teme."
Sasuke frowned then finally nodded his ascent.
"Okay, so Sasuke, you and I will lay the traps, Sakura can you map them out as we place them?"
"Capture or kill?" asked Sasuke.
"Capture mostly but you can do kill just go non-lethal with it, like using glitter," ordered Naruto, grinning a little at the mention of glitter.
Sasuke nodded and set out into the field.
Naruto went the opposite direction.
After an hour they regroup and went over the map Sakura put together from watching the both of them and given that Kakashi hadn't shown up yet meant they had time to memorize it.
Kakashi finally arrived at about an hour to noon, arriving in a swirl of leaves and completely avoiding the traps he didn't know were there.
"You're late!" yelled Naruto and Sakura.
"Mah, mah, you see I ran into this little old lady that need help with her groceries," he explained, not looking up from his porno.
"Liar!" the duo replied.
"Prove it," he challenged them.
"I'm so telling jiji you were late, I was there when he told you to be on time from now on," said Naruto.
"Ah, but he gave me permission to test you guys didn't' he? My arrival time is part of the test."
"That's why you told us not to eat," said Sakura, suddenly understanding the issue.
"Good job seeing underneath the underneath," praised Kakashi.
Sasuke and Sakura both glowered at him.
"I'm still telling jiji, he might buy your excuse but maybe he won't."
"Anyway, we're burning daylight here," said Kakashi, setting an alarm clock atop one of the training posts. "You have until noon to get a bell from me or you'll be sent back to the academy."
Quest Alert
Make the team: Pass the infamous 'Bell Test'.
Pass Kakashi's survival test by meeting his requirements.
Completion Award: 20000 Exp
Unlock Daily Quests
Unlock D-Rank Missions
Completion Failure: 2000 Exp
End Shinobi Career
Naruto blinked several times at the quest message, it was yet again one he could not decline as the button was greyed out. So he hit the accept button and mentally prepared for the worst.
"But there's only two bells," stated Sakura, looking at the two bells dangling from Kakashi's hand.
"So there are, I guess that means one of you will definitely be going back to the academy then doesn't it?"
Naruto frowned but rather than wait for a signal to start he quickly threw a handful of shuriken at Kakashi.
Kakashi didn't even blink at seeing the shuriken heading for him, they were all off target after all.
"Kage Buki no Jutsu!" shouted Naruto, flaring his chakra suddenly and in a great amount.
Kakashi's one eye widened as suddenly the handful of shuriken became hundreds of shuriken.
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the obliterated log that remained along with a few of the original shuriken.
"Okay, so he likes kawarimi, we need to immobilize him before we can try hitting him," stated Naruto.
"Don't get in my way," mumble Sasuke, going in his own direction.
"Moron," complained Naruto, looking to Sakura to see her gone too. "You've got to be fucking kidding me."
"Well Naruto, seems you're on your own now doesn't it?" asked Kakashi, leaning against one of the posts behind Naruto.
Naruto instantly activated [Chakra Reinforcement] and [Chakra Sprint] to close on the jounin rapidly.
"Lesson one, taijutsu," said Kakashi, easily dodging Naruto's first swing, then kick, then uppercut almost effortlessly. He even pulled out his porno and started reading it while Naruto was attacking him.
Without Naruto knowing how, the man got behind him. "Sennen Goroshi," he called, his pointed fingers shooting straight for Naruto ass.
Naruto took the jab and shot into the air only to burst into glitter and confetti.
Kakashi frowned at the glitter. "Do you have any idea, how long it took me to get rid of that glitter yesterday?"
"Not as long as it will today," said Naruto, this time he was behind Kakashi, ready to deliver an enema of his own to the asshole teacher. Naruto jabbed forward only to hear the loud crunch of his finger impacting with a rather sturdy log. Naruto cursed long and loud after that but regained his bearing quickly as Kakashi was now very displeased with his potential student.
Naruto had to kawarimi himself several times with his clones just to prevent major damage to himself. Eventually Naruto was able to hide himself and collect his thoughts while Kakashi moved on to torment his other teammates.
That was the odd thing though, Naruto had met Team Gai, a three man cell with a jounin instructor, weird though he and his mini-clone may have been. It made this test seem a bit off, if Team Gai was a three man team with a jounin then why would Kakashi try to automatically eliminate at least one of them? And another thing, how was a level 15 or even a level 19 supposed to take on someone with '?' for a level? The answer is they can't as Naruto just found out.
"It's a trick," Naruto finally mumbled aloud. Naruto finally figured it out, he was trying to divide them, pit them against each other so that they'd fail. The real objective was for them to put aside their selfishness and to operate as a team.
"Now to find my team," mumbled Naruto, trying to remember where they each wandered off.
Naruto eventually found them, Sasuke was buried up to his neck in the ground and Sakura had fainted dead away just a few feet away from him.
"Stop laughing and dig me out, dobe," demanded Sasuke.
"Why should I? It's not like you're going to share the bells with me, if anything this gets you out of my way," said Naruto harshly. He had to word this carefully, he needed Sasuke to think he made the discovery of the real meaning behind the test.
"You didn't do any better than me," snapped Sasuke.
"So what? He's really powerful. He's a jounin. What did you expect? Like any one genin can beat him. Maybe you haven't noticed but he made the test to purposely fail us. No one can pass it."
"No one," mumbled Sasuke, looking thoughtful for a moment. The moment didn't last long because in the next moment he was snarling and pissed off. "That no good, dirty son of bitch. I'll kill him."
"What's got you so worked up?" asked Naruto.
"It's all a kami damned trick, that fucker did it to pit us against each other from the start," Sasuke hissed angrily. "Dig me out of here, we have to all go at him at once."
"Finally," said Naruto, grinning as he pulled a kunai to start digging his teammate loose.
"You already figured it out? Then what was with all that about me being out of your way?"
"Be honest, if I just told you would have believed me?"
"No, I wouldn't have," said Sasuke honestly. "And I probably won't in the future. You're the dobe for a reason and just because you were right this one time doesn't mean you'll ever be right again. So after we try to pass this test as a team I expect you to keep your mouth shut and stay out of my way."
Naruto had to take several deep calming breaths after that little speech from the teme. It was even more difficult to not accidentally stab him with the kunai he was using to dig him out.
"You're out, now you can wake up Sakura and explain to her what's happening 'oh great and fearless leader'," he spat sarcastically.
"Hn," he grunted, walking over to the girl and nudging her with his foot.
"Sas . . . Sasuke-kun!" she mumbled at first before springing to her feet and hugging the boy rather suddenly.
"Get off," he ordered simply.
Sakura, realizing what she was doing, quickly released Sasuke and took a step back from him, blushing furiously.
"What happened? Are you okay?" asked Sakura.
"We don't have time for this, we're going to work together to fight him."
"But why?" asked Sakura.
"Because it was all a trick, now shut up and follow my orders," said Sasuke coldly.
Naruto wanted very badly to punch Sasuke's lights out but refrained for the sake of the test.
Sasuke laid out a very simple plan that had Naruto attack from in close while Sakura pepped the man at range allowing Sasuke to sneak in and take the bells.
"Hell no, don't take this the wrong way but that plan fucking sucks, actually you can take that however you want. I have no problem with going toe to toe with Kakashi-sensei but asking Sakura to provide ranged support is epically stupid. She has neither the speed nor the strength for it where as you do plus you have katon jutsu you can use from range."
"Are you challenging my authority?" asked Sasuke.
"Fuck yes I am, you're an arrogant asshole who will take the bells only to keep them for himself if for no other reason than to try and set yourself up with just you and Kakashi getting the two of us sent back to the academy. So Sakura will take the bells, you'll provide range support and I'll keep his attention." Naruto turned and moved to attack their waiting sensei.
"Sakura, you will follow my orders," said Sasuke.
Sakura looked doubtful for a moment. She knew that Naruto's strategy was more sound but she also knew Sasuke would hate her for agreeing with Naruto. On the other hand, she couldn't help but feel Naruto may have been right about Sasuke trying to screw the both of them over. She also remembered that Naruto tried to help her the day before while Sasuke just told her not to get in his way. "I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun. Naruto's strategy is better. He's right that I don't have the speed or strength to provide adequate ranged support."
Sasuke sneered. "You'll do as your told." He then stalked off to prepare to steal the bells as per his plan.
Sakura frowned but followed after to fulfill her roll per Sasuke's plan.
Naruto was fuming when he engaged Kakashi-sensei. From the ranged support Sakura was providing it was clear she folded to Sasuke pressuring her. So when Naruto saw Sasuke rushing onto the field, foregoing all stealth he was half tempted to adjust and block his path but passing this test was more important so he kept Kakashi's attention.
Sasuke snagged the bells and kept running out the other side of the clearing. It wasn't two minutes later that the alarm clock rang ending the test.
"Well done, you managed to get the bells," said Kakashi. "So, Sasuke-kun, who will you be giving the other bell to?"
"Neither of them deserve it. She's weak and he's stupid. They will both just slow me down as a result. They both should be sent back to the academy."
"I see," said Kakashi. "Well then, I have some good news, none of you will be sent back to the academy, I'm ordering all three of you be dropped from the shinobi program permanently.
"What?" demanded Sasuke. "I got the bells, you have to pass me."
"You only got the bells because Naruto and Sakura kept me distracted so you could steal the bells like a thief in the night. That was your plan the whole time wasn't it? I watched you plan, I saw how Naruto manipulated you into realizing the true purpose of the test then I watched as you crafted a plan to stab him and Sakura in the back all so you could have the glory. Then when Naruto called you on it you forced your plan on Sakura who was too afraid of hurting the feelings of the boy she's crushing on. The only one of you that deserves a chance is Naruto but because of his age I have no choice but to force him out. Congratulations, all of you on such a splendid display of absolute failure."
"Pass Sasuke and Sakura, drop me but pass them," said Naruto, hoping that it might save them.
"No, pass Sasuke-kun and Naruto, they did the most," protested Sakura.
"Anything to say Sasuke?" asked Kakashi, seeing the third member of the team remaining silent.
"Fail them both and pass me, it's pretty simple. I'm the last Uchiha, if you fail me, I'll go to the council and see you brought up on charges of negligence."
"Oh Sasuke, you say the silliest of things. The council doesn't give two shits about you. They tolerate you because of your Sharingan, they could care less if you're a shinobi or not so long as you repopulate your clan. They don't care if you kill Itachi, they never have and they never will. To them, you're just breeding stock right now, you haven't done anything yet to prove otherwise."
"Then damn it, pass us all. We figured out your test, we worked as a team to get the bells, that alone should be enough for you," argued Sasuke, a small chink in his armor finally exposed.
"I'll give you all one more chance to prove to me you deserve to be genin," he said, then he suddenly vanished and reappeared grabbing Naruto by the throat and slamming him into one of the training posts dazing him a bit. He then rapidly tied Naruto to the post.
Then he dropped two lunch boxes on the ground. "We'll continue after lunch, you two can eat, but don't feed Naruto, or else."
Naruto hacked and coughed a few times as he regained consciousness. "That was some bullshit," he groaned in pain.
"Just shut up," said Sasuke.
"We wouldn't even be in this situation if you hadn't been such a selfish asshole," protested Naruto.
"Stop fighting, both of you," chided Sakura. "This is all of our faults."
"How is any of this my fault?" asked Naruto.
"You antagonize Sasuke-kun every chance you get. It's no wonder he won't work with you."
Naruto frowned, it was true he did tend to antagonize Sasuke but the guy was a jerk and really brought it upon himself. "Fine, I did antagonize him."
"Hn, finally acknowledging you betters," snarked Sasuke.
"You stop that too, you're really good Sasuke-kun but you don't have to rub our faces in it all the time."
"And the little lost puppy act you pull is so much better. You're a pathetic excuse for a kunoichi."
"Shut up, you ass, she's probably the smartest person in our graduating class other than Shikamaru. She's got a ton of potential which is more than I can say for you. Yeah, you work hard and know more than the rest of us but you're also arrogant and so hyper focused on being an avenger you've missed everything else that goes on around you, it makes you a pathetic excuse for a shinobi."
"Like you're one to talk, dobe. Always shouting and playing games like a moron. You can't even perform a simple bunshin."
"I can't perform a bunshin because I have more chakra than anyone in our entire class. If you check the scores from graduation, I scored higher than you on the physical conditioning tests and just below you in weapons and taijutsu."
Sasuke's eyes widened at that.
"I was only dead last because the stupid worthless bunshin was weighted so heavily on the exam. So stop being such an arrogant prick to us."
Sasuke frowned. "Whatever." He then opened one of the lunch boxes and began to eat.
Sakura also frowned but sat to eat her own mean.
Naruto had to watch them eat as his stupid high metabolism decided to make itself known by rumbling for food just then.
"I thought you ate breakfast?" asked Sakura.
"I did, but I burn through it so fast," complained Naruto.
Then the unexpected happened. Sasuke offered up some of the food left in his lunch box. "Just take some, we won't stand a chance against him if you can't fight because you're starving."
Sakura then mimicked the action.
The sound of thunder cracking the air and lighting raining down around them froze them all in place even as Kakashi appeared in one of those lightning strikes.
"You . . . you have disobeyed me . . . for that . . . you all . . . pass," he said, and on the last word the thunder and lightning vanished as if it had never been there in the first place and Kakashi was now smirking.
"Wha . . . ?" was the eloquent response of the three genin.
You made the team.
Completion Awarded: 20000 Exp, Unlocked Daily Quests, Unlocked D-Rank Missions
Congratulations! Your level has increased by 1.
Status:
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Class: The Gamer
Title: Genin (+10 increase to experience gain)
Level: LV16 Next Level: 87.96%
Affiliation: Konoha
HP: 2446/2446
CP: 2261/2261
STR: 33 (20.30) = 53.30
VIT: 36 (48.60) = 84.60
DEX: 33 (20.30) = 53.30
INT: 51 (15.10) = 66.10
WIS: 33 (6.60) = 39.60
LUK: ?
DEF: 112 (28.00) = 140.00
SPD: 10 (38.65) = 48.65
Status: Uzumaki (+10 VIT, +10 INT, +50% experience to [Fuinjutsu] Skill), Kyuubi Jinchuuriki (+100 HP & +100 CP per Level), Prankster (-5% reputation gains, +5% experience to [Trap] Skill, +5% experience to [Stealth] Skill)
Uzumaki Naruto is the dead last of this year's graduating class, rating so low because of his inability to create a basic bunshin. Naruto proved his worth after the test when he stopped a traitor and learned two A-Rank kinjutsu. And finally he has gotten some answers to his past but still mystery remains. Who is his father? How did the Kyuubi escape?
Point: 10
Ryo: 12800
Reputation:
Konohagakure – Hated – 615/1000
Landlord – Unfriendly – 600/1000
Umino Iruka – Friendly – 600/1000
Mizuki (Deceased) – At War – 0/1000
Konoha Library – Neutral – 500/1000
Konoha Merchant Guild – Hated – 5/1000
Ichiraku Ramen – Honored – 9000/10000
Akimichi Bakery – Hated – 15/1000
Higurashi Weapons – Honored 1050/10000
Konoha General Store – Hated 0/1000
Konoha Clothiers – Hated 0/1000
Yakiniku Q – Hated 5/1000
Farm Stand – Hated 0/1000
Surplus Arms – Hated – 0/1000
Konoha Apothecary – Hated – 0/1000
Konoha Twelve – Neutral – 50/1000
Uchiha Sasuke – Unfriendly – 350/1000
Haruno Sakura – Unfriendly – 650/1000
Nara Shikamaru – Honored – 1150/10000
Akimichi Chouji – Honored – 50/1000
Yamanaka Ino – Neutral – 500/1000
Hyuuga Hinata – Honored – 6500/10000
Inuzuka Kiba – Friendly – 50/1000
Akamaru – Friendly – 50/1000
Aburame Shino – Neutral 500/1000
Higurashi Tenten – Neutral 750/1000
Rock Lee – Friendly – 500/1000
Hyuuga Neji – Unfriendly – 500/1000
Aburame Clan – Neutral – 500/1000
Akimichi Clan – Neutral – 50/1000
Inuzuka Clan – Unfriendly – 500/1000
Hyuuga Clan – Hated – 5/1000
Kurama Clan – Neutral – 500/1000
Nara Clan – Neutral – 200/1000
Sarutobi Clan – Friendly – 650/1000
Sarutobi Asuma – Friendly – 250/1000
Sarutobi Hiruzen – Friendly – 950/1000
Senju Clan – Neutral – 500/1000
Shimura Clan – Hated – 100/1000
Uchiha Clan – Unfriendly – 550/1000
Uzumaki Clan – Exalted – 1000/1000
Yamanaka Clan – Unfriendly – 150/1000
Maito Gai – Neutral – 500/1000
Hatake Kakashi – Exalted – 1000/1000
Yuuhi Kurenai – Unfriendly – 750/1000