A/N:- So, I'm back! I got two reviews this time! It was going to be one but someone reviewed this morning so, two it is! Thanks then go to Celestial Star12 (Thank you for reviewing and like I said I'll try. There is a little bit in this chapter, I hope it's good enough!) and seshomaru94 (Thank you so, so much for the past couple of days and your awesome review(s)! I hope you don't mind but I've taken my favorite parts of your review and used them in this chapter!)
Also I want to dedicate this chapter to seshomaru94 for being an awesome friend and an awesome person!
This chapter is major different as it's basically just a random conversation about what has happened so far, or at least the bits I enjoyed! (Sorry, I'm such a Naru today!) I think it's kinda fun but you don't have to read this if you don't want to. Also I wrote this because 1) I have run out of ideas but still wanted to write something and 2) I got fed up of trying to read through 14,000 plus words to find out where I left off! (It was easy when it was the first 3 chapters, now it's just not!) I have wittered on enough now!
Disclaimer:- The same one from the last chapter!
Me:- Welcome to this special chapter of On a Roll! Naru, Mai, Lin and I will be discussing what has happened so far. I am their hostage, I mean Treelow955, I am Treelow955. 'Yeah, good save! If Naru finds out I told my readers I've been abducted, he'll hurt me!'
Naru:- What are you saying to these people?
Me:- Just telling the readers what this chapter's about. I didn't say anything else, I swear!
Naru:- You'd better not have.
Mai:- Can we get on with this? I have a make out session planned with Naru later.
Me:- Sure! Okay, so chapter one, Mai why don't you start us off?
Mai:- Uh…what do I say?
Me:- What did you think of it?
Mai:- I think the bits with English were interesting, even if I don't understand them. Ooh and I also like the part where we find out about the case. Is that really true, they really do that?
Me:- Yes and boy wouldn't I love to do that to Masako again!
Mai:- What did you say?
Me:- I said, sadly yes! Lin, your opinions.
Lin:- It was alright.
Me:- Would you like to be more specific?
Lin:- *Sigh* I liked the part where Naru was told off by Luella. Is that enough? 'I want to go play Yu-Gi-Oh!'
Me:- Yes, that's fine! *Mai puts her hand up* Mai?
Mai:- Did you have to refer to us as noisy slackers?
Me:- Yes, it's part of Naru's character! Now, do you have any other thoughts please?
Mai:- *Huff* I wanted to say I also liked the bit where Naru was told off and that you gave him a middle name. Why would you not know about how parents use names though?
Me:- Haven't got any.
Mai advances on me. The door slams open. 'Thank goodness!'
Gene:- Sorry I'm late! Can I join in?
Me:- Yeah sure! Come sit next to me! *Mumbles* Thank heavens you arrived, Mai was about to hug me!
Gene:- No problem! Why are you tied up?
Me:- Long story, I'll tell you later! *Glares at Naru*
Lin:- Can I go? I don't want to be here.
Me:- Okay, you may go.
Lin leaves.
Me:- Masako? What are you doing here?
Masako:- Why do you hate me? Is it because I'm better than you?
Me:- Who said I hate you?
Masako:- The way you said my name.
Me:- 'Whatever!' What are you doing here?
Masako:- I came to tell you I liked the part where I arrived, it became so much better after that because I was in it.
Me:- 'Get over yourself!' Please leave. You weren't invited to this conversation. Gene, your sentiments?
Masako leaves.
Gene:- I haven't read this because I don't appear until chapter four. Hang on a sec…*Mumbles as he reads* Ha, ha, ha that's just like her! Grr, that's mean! I'll have to have words with him about that! Agreed, of course it would be her! No need to be rude! I remember going to see that once. It looked painful when they fell! Okay, I liked the phone call part and the part about Mai's thoughts on Noll and when Masako arrived and…Oh, hang it! I liked the whole thing!
Me:- Why thank you Gene! That's so sweet! Naru? What did you think?
Naru:- I hated it!
Me:- You would!
Gene:- Dear Brother, enlighten us as to why you feel so strongly.
Naru:- Don't mock me! I have a reason and a very good one too!
Gene:- Then please, share it with us.
Naru:- I don't like it because…Treelow955 made Mother be mean to me and deprived me of my tea!
Me:- Ookay! Moving on, Chapter two…
Madoka, Yasuhara, Luella and Martin:- Hang on, why didn't you invite us?
Me:- Ah, yes! Well, the thing is, I find you four just a smidge unimportant and also I can't think of anything for you to say.
Luella:- But that's unfair to us as minor characters.
Me:- Who's controlling this conversation, you or me?
Madoka:- Fine! If that's the way you want it we're leaving! Come on guys, we'll have our own conversation somewhere else and it will be ten times better too!
The quartet leaves.
Me:- Now, chapter two. Gene?
Gene:- Did you have to tick them off?
Me:- Sorry. I'd rather just talk to you three though. I mean, I would've liked to talk to Lin as well, but he left so…
Gene:- Okay. Well, I think…
Me:- Don't you need to read this chapter?
Gene:- No. You want to know a secret?
Me:- Sure, tell me, tell me!
Gene:- It wasn't actually Noll in this chapter it was me! He can't drive for real so we switched!
Me:- Ooh! I have dirt on Naru! Anyway, you were saying?
Gene:- Oh yeah, I liked the entire chapter again, especially the part where Mai took her revenge! That was funny!
Me:- Thank you again Gene! Mai?
Mai:- I enjoyed the part where I made Naru shout a dirty word and then he got told off!
Me:- Naru?
Naru:- I hated this chapter also! It was embarrassing and demeaning for a man of my intelligence to be made to say such vulgar things in public!
Me:- Again, I apologize for that!
Me:- Chapter three people! What do we think? Naru?
Naru:- I disliked the actual chapter as my interfering Mother foiled my plans again! I preferred the alternate chapter as I got to have tea and argue with you!
Me:- Well, I guess that's as close to a compliment as I'll get from you! I also enjoyed the alternate chapter. I know I shouldn't say that as the author, but hang it, I liked it! Anyway, Mai your opinion?
Mai:- I didn't like this chapter so much as I got told off by Martin.
Me:- Ah, yeah, sorry about that! Gene, your thoughts?
Gene:- I liked the part in the van with Mai where Mother and Madoka interrogate her. I still can't get over the 'we heard him five aisles away' comment!
Me:- Yes, that bit was good. Mr and Mrs Davis, what are you doing here?
Luella:- I wanted to say I liked meeting the client and questioning Mai.
Martin:- And I wanted to say I liked it all.
Luella and Martin leave.
Me:- Alright. Chapter four, Mai you start.
Mai:- This chapter creeped me out! I liked the bit at the end before I woke up though!
Me:- It was a bit creepy! Gene? What did you think?
Gene:- Erm…I'm going to say I liked all of it for different reasons, especially the bit just before Mai woke up!
Me:- Uh-huh…Ah, right, gotcha, the bit at the end! *Wink, wink*
Naru:- What is this 'bit at the end' you keep talking about?
Me:- Can't tell you. It's a secret! *Tries to sit on the chapter four plot*
Naru:- Give me that! *Snatches it off me and reads it* Gene, you had better run and get out of my sight before I rip your arms off!
Me:- *Sternly* Naru sit your butt back down now and don't be so childish! Let's move on to chapter five! Naru?
Naru:- *Pouting and glaring at Gene* I didn't like this chapter because Mother kept attacking me.
Me:- 'You poor thing! How awful! Not!' Mai?
Mai:- I didn't like this chapter so much as Masako had a go at me and at the end Monk's back cracked reminding me of the dream.
Gene:- *Hugging Mai a little and grinning at Naru* It's okay Mai, it wasn't real!
Mai:- Thank you Gene, you always know how to cheer me up!
Gene:- No problem Mai! *Hugs her some more*
Me:- Gene, stop winding Naru up, I can't stop him if he kills you!
Gene:- *Releasing Mai* Sorry! I liked the bits where Mother attacks Noll!
Me:- Uh-huh, you would! Chapter six, Gene, your thoughts.
Gene:- Hm, I liked the part where Masako complained about the tea and Noll told her off. I also liked the part where…actually, I enjoyed the whole thing again!
Me:- Thank you again Gene! Mai what did you think?
Mai:- I liked the bit when Masako went headfirst down the hill and you cheered!
Me:- Um…right. That was mean of me, fun but mean! Anyway, Naru, your opinion.
Naru:- Although I am loathe to say it…*Mumbles* I enjoyed the whole chapter.
Me:- Good grief, are you feeling okay?
Naru:- Yes, I am fine. Let's move on to the next chapter…*Blushing a little* actually, let's not!
Me:- Why… Oh, right! That's why! Uh…Mai you start.
Mai:- *Sighs dreamily*
Me:- Earth to Mai!
Mai:- Huh?
Me:- Your thoughts on this chapter.
Mai:- I loved this whole chapter! *Frowns a little*
Me:- Something wrong?
Mai:- I just remembered something…never mind, it doesn't matter.
Me:- *Shrugs* Gene, what did you think?
Gene:- I have another secret if you're interested.
Me:- Ooh, do tell!
Gene:- It wasn't Noll in this chapter either, it was me. You see he didn't want to, ya know, do 'that' so he made me switch with him! Boy was it enjoyable though!
Me:- I see. I guess Mai's reaction just now makes sense all of a sudden! Anyway, your opinion?
Gene:- Right! I liked the entire chapter, especially the comment about 'appropriate language at work', that was funny!
Me:- You don't want to comment on the 'other thing'?
Gene:- And embarrass Noll further? No, I'm not that mean!
Me:- Alright, good for you! Naru your… Naru? Naru! Now where's he gone?
Naru:- *Muffled from hiding under the table* Just move on, I have nothing to say.
Me:- Fine, I won't embarrass you by keep asking! Just come out of hiding and act like an adult.
Naru comes out from under the table.
Me:- Okay, chapter eight. Naru, you go first as you didn't contribute your thoughts on the last chapter.
Naru:- *Grumbles* I thought this chapter was interesting as I got to insult the monk and I liked the bit where the priest made a joke and defended the honour of Mai and myself.
Me:- Wow, you chatterbox! Yes, I liked John's joke too! 'Not as good as Kangaroo!' Brilliant!
Naru:- And they say I'm a narcissist! You're worse!
Me:- Ah, I fear you are right! Mai, your opinion.
Mai:- I liked Monk's insults about Naru, especially the 'Pretty Boy' one. Although, he is kinda pretty…
Naru:- Thank you!
Me:- I think he's sick! He just said 'Thank you!'
Gene:- You might be right! Let's call Ayako!
Me:- AYAKO!
Ayako:- Yes?
Me:- Can you check Naru over? We think he's sick.
Ayako examines Naru.
Me:- So what's the verdict?
Ayako:- It's bad news I'm afraid. I discovered he actually has a heart and manners to go with it.
Gene:- No! That's awful! What can we do?
Ayako:- Put him on a strict diet of no tea and he'll be back to normal before you know it!
Naru:- *Scowling* Ha, ha, so funny! Jokes over!
Me:- *Ahem* Sorry! Gene, your thoughts on chapter eight.
Gene:- I liked the part when Monk asked John if it would be funny if Noll and Mai were all over each other when they got back.
Ayako:- Can I say I liked the entire chapter as it was kind of different from the others?
Me:- Yeah sure and thanks for playing along with our joke!
Ayako:- No problem! I have to go now.
Ayako leaves and Lin comes back.
Me:- Lin, what are you doing back?
Lin:- Well, I have a part in chapter nine so I thought I would come back and comment.
Me:- Okay, that's fine, take a seat. So, chapter nine, Gene?
Gene:- I can't believe they're both possessed! Actually, yes I can! I liked the part where Lin walks into the kitchen and upon seeing them kissing insists he must see his secret video. That was hilarious!
Naru:- *Glaring at Lin* You have a secret video? You only work when I'm watching?
Lin:- Not really, it's just for story purposes.
Naru:- Really?
Lin:- Really! 'I hope he's buying this because I am not giving that secret video up, nor am I working when he doesn't look! He has to sleep sometime!'
Me:- Moving on! Mai, your thoughts.
Mai:- Why do we both have to be possessed?
Me:- Because I said so.
Mai:- Ugh! Well, at least I got to (indirectly) kiss Naru again! I guess that's a bonus!
Me:- Sure it is! Naru? Or do I not want to know your thoughts?
Naru:- The only part of this I liked was chasing Lin and swearing at him in English!
Me:- NARU! I thought you were against that!
Naru:- I am, usually. It was fun though!
Me:- Mai have you been adding things to his tea again?
Mai:- *Innocently* No, why would I do that? Besides he hasn't had any.
Me:- True point! So what did you do to him?
Mai:- *Mumbles* Groped him under the table…
Me:- MAI!
Gene sniggers.
Lin:- I'm just going to tell you my thoughts and get out of here before it gets any worse. I liked the part where I played Yu-Gi-Oh! fifty-nine times and...actually, you know what? I liked it all!
Lin makes a swift exit.
Mai:- Naru and I must go also. It's been fun! Come on Lover Boy! Oh and Gene? Untie the nice author!
Mai and Naru practically run out of the door.
Gene:- So, are you going to tell me why you are tied up?
Me:- Well, your brother and Mai decided that they would tell me where I went wrong with this fic forcefully and also share their ideas for future chapters with me. Then I decided to ask them about the parts they liked and here we are.
Gene:- *Cutting me loose* I see. Well, I think you have done a fantastic job with it so far as it is funny, serious and dramatic all at the same time! I also think more people should review and give you suggestions *Hint, Hint*
Me:- *Rubbing my sore arms* I think so too Gene, but I am grateful to those few who do review! So a big thank you to you and please continue reading!
Gene and I leave.
A/N:- Yeah...so...um...I liked it... I went overboard didn't I? Oh well! I still think it's genius! I hope, if you have even gotten this far, you enjoyed it! Please do say 'What the hell?' to me if that's what you think! I think that too! I won't bore you any longer or ask for anything else as I think Gene and I's comments at the end pretty much said it all! See ya!
(Forgot to say, all OOCness is intentional! Just wantedto point that out!)