"Nya! Hey there shorty! Will you but Tao food?"

Harry starred, not quite believing his eyes. The girl... cat girl thing watched intently while her puffy black and white tail flipped about aimlessly. He glowing red eyes stared back at him from under her dark hood, which hide all of her features but for glowing eyes and a Cheshire grin.

She blinked twice and very slowly before leaning very far forward of the toes of her strangely shaped shoes, likely flashing the passing crowd behind her because well fuck her tan dress was short. Her tail, which he'd been ignoring, reached around the oversized 'paws' of her dress which she had drawn up to her chest and poked his cheek twice.

Huh- it was a lot softer than he'd expected.

"You're pretty like a girl, nya, but-" She suddenly darted forward with a meowing screech, groping his chest so vigorously that Harry was knocked back a foot or so. "You're flatter than cutting board!" She wailed, the features of her face he could see fixed in an exaggerated expression if sadness. He paws scrabbled against his chest, trying to find at least a tiny amount of purchase on which to hold. Harry tried to slap her paws away but this only encouraged them in their search for feminine breasts. The cat leaned further into her groping too far and together they toppled to the ground. She didn't even really seem to notice. "Are you even a girl, nya?"

"No."

The cat girl froze for half a second before meowing loudly and leaning so far forward that Harry found himself nose to... growing red eyes with the cat and why the hell did no one seem to care that he was being molested by a giant cat in the middle of a busy street?

"You're awfully pretty for a boy shorty~" She said doubtfully in the closest thing to an inside voice Harry figured she had, just a half a hair short of yelling.

He blinked large green eyes slowly, mind lagging a tad due to the sheer weirdness of the situation, before the boy sputtered and clambered to his feet thus knocking the cat girl suddenly from his lap. Harry narrowed his eyes down at the cat, who apparently had decided to remain in the haphazard pile she had landed on the ground in, grinning as she was up at him with a disturbingly large, toothy smile.

"Who are you?" Harry demanded with what little dignity he could scrape together while brushing her huge, dusty paw prints out of his deep blue robes.

"Tao is Tao, Shorty. Who are you, nya?"

"Harry Potter, I was sent here by the Ministry to-"

She jumped ecclesiastically to her feet suddenly, causing Harry to jump a bit, and bounced on the toes of her shoes. "Okay Hairy Shorty, will you buy Tao lunch now, nya?"

Harry was at a lose for words. This was not going as planned at all.

Behind them Harry held yells as a man came darting from the Chinese restaurant nearby.

"It's Ragna the Bloodedge! And he just tried to molest that poor little boy!"

Wasn't that the moniker of the man he was supposed to arrest?

"I did not! I don't like little boys! I like little girls- wait. DAMN IT THAT'S NOT RIGHT!"

Tao bounced faster and began waving frantically. "Rawgna! Rawgna! Hey good guy! Over here ~ over here~" She turned to Harry and in a voice no lower than the yell she had just being calling out to his target in addressed him. "Rawgna is a good guy, nya! Tao and Rawgna grew up together!"

Oh, of course.

A.N: Ahhhhh Blazblue, I love you. Also, Ragna's line '...I don't like little boys...' that is legit canon. Yes. Not too surprising that something like that would be in there, considering that Ragna's little brother Jin is obsessivly in love with him. Like - enough to try to kill their sister because Ragna was paying more attention to her.

Busy busy weekend ahead, my Miku and I are gonna pull a no sleep weekend to work on our Vocaloid cosplays for next weekend, which I am so excited about! I live for cons - they and onigiri are my life blood.

Anywho - I will not be filling any challenges for the next few days - research is being done brotatoe chips. Presently, I'm watching Sherlock which is bloody brilliant I think. Next on the docket is Eyeshield 21 and One Piece... probably a refresher on Bleach too.

Pokemon comes out Sunday! :3 I'm considering picking up my copy in my White cosplay, probably drag along my N and Black - just to fuck with people. Hmm maybe I'll post a pokemon crossover in celebration?