Title: Dagra Dai is Sad

Premise: Ninja Gaiden, Demon trio. Infernal Priest Dagra Dai is having a bad day. His faithful minions, Quiztai the imp and Astaroth the incubus, try to cheer him up.

Personal Comments: I was having a bad day, so this popped into my head.

In some dark rocky mountain in Hell, Dagra Dai sat on a rock, looking pretty glum.

Astaroth, Helkath, and Quiztai noticed this and went over to talk to their master, or rather, Quiztai and Astaroth did. Helkath, not wanting to be bothered, just hovered away.

"Hey, Dagra, Master, boss, how ya doing?" Astaroth asked with a smile.

"Yeah, what's the matter, sir?" Quiztai asked.

Dagra looked up from his hands, his yellow, soulless eyes looking back at his henchmen.

"I'm just having a bad day, boys." He answered. "I feel like life moves too fast. I started a forum on my blog, and nobody has responded yet. I looked around on the rest of the website, and pretty much nobody answers to the forums on that website anymore. It really is quite depressing."

"Yeah. That does sound depressing," Astaroth nodded.

"And then there was this party I was suppose to go to, a going away party for a friend, but then it was raining, so the party was cancelled."

"That also sucks," Quiztai retorted.

"Then I was playing Soul Calibur 5 for a while, but without Xbox live, and only doing quick battles, it got boring after a while, and I felt lonely, missing other people and leader-boards and versus mode. And then when I think about it, that game has been out for five months! Even if I get live set up again, will anyone be on to play it with me?"

"I'm sure there will be some people," Astaroth said. "I mean, Soul Calibur 4 was popular for a long time, wasn't it?"

"Yeah," Dagra Dai smiled for a brief moment before he went on about his problems. "And then I think about my fan fiction stories. I haven't updated my good ones in a long time, but I just don't feel like writing them today. I want to get some more stupid drabbles done! But today, I don't even feel like working on those drabbles!" He started to weep, his face in his hands again. "And these franchises just keep coming out with new episodes, and I'm falling behind more every day, it seems!"

Astaroth patted him on the back. Quiztai started speaking. "Well, sir, you know, maybe deep down, you feel like writing for one of your other stories besides your drabbles or Naruto stories. What about that Regular Show story that's due for an update? That's been popping into your mind lately, hasn't it?"

Dagra Dai started to smile again. "Yeah. That sounds good. I think I'll work on that. But not right at this moment. I'm still a little upset."

"Well then, I'll have Helkath get you a drink," Astaroth said. "And we'll put on some anime for you to watch. That always cheers you up! And you just sit right here and enjoy the evening!"

Quiztai brought Dagra Dai his laptop while Astaroth spoke, and placed it in Dagra's lap, as he opened it up.

"Would you like Rosario Vampire, or Naruto?" Quiztai asked as he held up the remote for him.

Dagra Dai smiled and thought about which to watch. He felt better already.