Friday, living room, 3:43 a.m.
Tobi is lying on the couch, Konan-chan says that my room has monsters in it. But Tobi heard Konan-chan tell Leader-sama, Itachi-san, Hidan, and Deidara-sempai to get all the "traps" out of Tobi's room. I look down to see Konan-chan sleeping on the floor with a light blue sleeping bag and pillow… then I ask her why she has a kunai under her pillow. She looks at me and says, "Because Tobi, it's my "lucky" kunai." She smiles at me, making Tobi feel safe and buttery inside. I then lay down… I better put my booklet away!
Signed from Tobi: The happy boy!
Tobi, when you wake up… make sure to go to the west wing to go to the bathroom instead of the east wing. I don't want a good boy such as you to get hurt.
Your temporary mother: Konan.
7:24 a.m.
Tobi is running away from Kakuzu! AAAAAHHHHHHH! ZOMBIE MAN TRYING TO KILL ME!
"GIVE BACK MY MONEY TOBI!"
"TOBI DIDN'T STEAL YOUR MONEY!"
SIGNED FROM TOBI: THE SCARED AND RUNNING BOY!
Oh no Kakuzu didn't, don't worry Tobi! I'll straighten him out, no sweat.
Your protector: Konan.
Thanks Konan-chan! I'm always in your debt!
Signed from Tobi: In debt to his temporary mother… boy!
12:00 p.m.
Tobi is went inside the kitchen to get something to eat, when I turn around to see Deidara-sempai and Itachi-san at the entrance of the kitchen! They walk closer to me, making Tobi cornered…
"Hey Tobi, un."
"Tobi."
Oh Konan-chan, this is the last day of Tobi's life… you were a great female friend!
Signed from Tobi: Your about to be dead boy…
P.S.: I DON'T WANNA DIE! WAAAAHHHHH!
A/N: I was wondering... would anyone want me to make a Konan diary? Just asking...