"Yes?"
"Hello sir, my name is Reginald Horseshoes and I'm calling on behalf of Fanfiction. We're just conducting a little survey on what you think of the Weasley twins in Harry Potter."
"… Is this a prank call?"
"W-What? Of course not sir. I have a phone number here if you would like to call the company who hired us in case you want to know the validity of the survey or… would you like to talk with my supervisor?"
"Never mind. What do you want to know about them?"
"Well, as you may know, there are rumors circling around the Weasley twins and we're trying to clear some things up. So, do you believe that they killed Professor Binns?"
"No."
"Would you like to explain why you believe that?"
"Because it was well before their time. You can actually blame Minerva McGonagall for that one."
"Um… *Whispered* Do I want to know what happened?"
"It was during one of the staff parties that Albus loves to throw. Anyway, it totally got out of hand and they all decided to play 'Truth or Dare', dragging me into it also. One of the dares that Minerva got was to give Binns a lap dance. We didn't know that he died of a heart attack, that came the day after. Our best guess was that he got too… excited and his heart couldn't handle it."
"Wow…"
"Yeah… Ok, next question or rumor."
"Ok… Some people have theories of why the Weasley twins go into the forbidden forest because we were never told why. So, do you have any theories?"
"I don't just have theories, I know why they went in."
"Could you tell me why?"
"Why I know or why they went in the forest?"
"Why they went in the forest."
"First year, the excuse was 'I wanted to meet the Centaurs, they sound cool!' You can imagine their joy when, instead of bringing them to a teacher, Hagrid decided to bring them to the Centaurs! At least I got the joy of deciding what the detention would be! … When they came back to the castle."
"And the second year?"
"Their second year was a little far fetched. But I was happy to catch them before they entered the forest and give them detention."
"So… What was they're excuse?"
"That they were searching for pixies and they're pixie dust."
"Ok… And please keep in mind sir that this is all hypothetical. So… Another rumor around the Weasley twins is that they have never blown up a cauldron without a good reason. What do you believe?"
"I believe that that's a load of crap! In their first year they blew up their cauldron, at the same time, just to see what would happen! The whole class had to go to the Hospital Wing! How they all grew wings and a duck beak, I have no idea… It was supposed to be an easy potion! I still have no idea what they did to make it do that."
"Alright.. And the before last question that I have for you is –"
"I'm hanging up."
"W-What? Why!"
"Because you took all the time that I had for my unch and now I have to go and teach. On an empty stomac too!"
"Sir, we're almost done! Could you just spare a few –"
*Click*