Well, Thank you Welsh Gem for avidly reviewing my crazy story! Dutch has been of great help, as has Wherever Girl, who has taken Silver's place who is now my secretary for ideas!
Silver: -feels silly in a dress- Why am I wearing t'is blasted t'ing again?
Me: cause you're the secretary!
Wherever Girl: -stifles a laugh- Let's get this puppy rollin'!
Me: Yes… Indeed…
Why is the Rum Gone?
S.s.S
Yuni: -singing song from Random Planet series mischievously- I'm gonna do some evil! I'm gonna do some evil! –skips happily to the Galley to meet up with Wherever Girl-
Wherever Girl (My newest partner in crime): Hi Yuni!
Yuni: Hi there. You ready for the fun?
Wherever Girl: -nods eagerly- Let's get this underway! I can't wait to see Silver's face when we pull it off!
Yuni: Hehehehe! –grabs a bottle of glue and pockets it and then grabs a crate of rum-
Wherever Girl: -grabs the other crate and carries it to the side of the boat-
Yuni: Alright, Wherever, what are we gonna do with all this rum, hmm?
Wherever Girl: Well since Silver and the crew has no use for it, I figured we'd dump it out. Maybe frame Silver for drinking it all in the process. –ish totally implying something else-
Yuni: Awesome! Let's do it! –Grabs a bunch of the rum and dumps it out-
Wherever Girl: -does the same-
Yuni: -Dumps out a few more bottles- Well that's the last of it. –takes out a plastic bag and grabs all the rum bottles and goes below deck to Silver's sleeping quarters-
Wherever Girl: -follows and whispers- Hehehe…
Both: -places all of the bottles around Silver and spares one to glue to his cyborg hand and runs up on deck again-
Yuni: High five! –raises hand-
Wherever Girl: -leaves Yuni hanging cause she is reading a book-
Yuni: O_e –glares-
Wherever: Hmm? Oh, sorry. –completes the high five-
Later the next morning:
Yuni: -gathers the rest of the crew in the galley to ask for prank ideas- Okay, who has any Ideas for a new prank?
Onus: Maybe we should drench heem in water!
Scroop: Or kiiilll the Caaabiinn boooyyyy…..
Yuni: -glares at Scroop- No. But I might use Onus's plan.
Scroop: -wines pitifully and slaps Onus-
Onus: Oucheez! What waz zat for?
Scroop: She liiiked your plan better thaaannn miiiinnne!
Turnbuckle: Replace his robotic arm with a rubber chicken?
Yuni: -snaps fingers- That brings an idea! Replace all the useful gadgetry with useless stuff!
Crew: -bursts out laughing-
Wherever Girl: -steps out of the pantry and yells- Alright, who drank all the rum?
Crew: What?
Yuni: Have you noticed Silver ain't awake yet?
Birdbrain Mary(The walking head pirate girl): It's two o'clock in the mornin'! 'Course He ain't gonna be awake!
Wherever Girl: Maybe he drank it all.
Yuni: Just to be suuurre… Let's go down to his quarters.
Yuni, Wherever Girl, and the crew: -All head down to Silver's quarters-
Yuni: -turns on the light and reveals a bunch of empty rum bottles and Silver holding one in his robotic arm-
Silver: -loud snort and awakens- Eh? Wha…?
Angry Crew: -death glares-
Silver: -is now wondering who he killed- What deh...? What's going on?
Me and Wherever Girl: Silver... Why is the rum gone?
Silver: The rum is gone?
Yuni: Yes, the Rum is gone!
Scroop: -points to Silver- becausssse you drank it!
Silver: No I didn'- -raises robotic hand and inspects a bottle glued to his hand- Yunnnniiiii!
Yuni: Who, me? I didn't do anything! -looks innocent-
Silver: An' Wherever Girl… -glares-
Wherever Girl: Uh oh…
Yuni: Crap, he's pissed! Ruuunnn! -runs away-
Wherever Girl: -runs too- This is crazy! But it's fun messing with that ol' Cyborg
Yuni: Tell me about it!
Both: -hides in the long boat bay-
Yuni: So's… Wherever Girl, what should we do next?
Silver: I no yer here Yuni! Come out! -ish looking for them-
Well, as you can see, me and Wherever Girl are now hiding and need idears! I have a few in mind but, first, I wanna hear your's! Review! It's below this Author's note and you can press it! They made it for a reason to enpower the reason! Review and give me power! Yay! -dances insanely-