A/N: So I'm not sure how many people are keeping track, but I totally skipped a bunch of stuff from the anime and manga. I hope you don't mind. It just had nothing to do with this story and would have made this drag on forever and I probably would have shot my computer.
Disclaimer: How about no...
"Let's play the Which One of Us is Hikaru Game!" Chihiro stood just out side the group of girls that were gathered around the red-headed devils.
"But its so hard when you wear your hats!" One of the girls said thoughtfully. "You're completely identical."
"Many girls have tried to tell us apart, but all have failed" the twins continued. Chihiro's eyes flicked up to Haruhi as he walked behind the two.
"That's the stupidest game I've ever heard of." The twins turned to the Natrual Host as they complained in unison.
"What you have a problem with it?" Haruhi turned around and shrugged.
"Not really." He replied. "I just don't know how you two are so popular." Chihro listened though the conversation that ensued and could sum it up in one word: Gay.
Suddenly, Tamaki-senpai came screeching around the corner with a computer. He thrust it into the group of girls, who all ogled around the pictures of naked Haruhi. Chihiro sighed to herself. Well I guess that solves that question, she thought as she looked closer at the computer and noticed the slight smudging of photoshop around the face and hair. Or not. She turned around and saw Tamaki-senpai holding up a dress for Haruhi to try on.
"I agree with Tamaki-senpai," one of the girls still ogling at the computer said. "I would love to see Haruhi in a dress." All of the girls burst out screaming, and Chihiro couldn't help but feel at least a bit sorry for him.
"I think he would look cute in whatever he choose to wear." She put in, her cheeks tinged with embarrassment as the whole room grew quiet to listen to her. Please look away, please look away. Chihiro thought nervously.
Thankfully, all of the faces turned away again as there was some type of commotion (there was always something going on in the club room), and Chihiro heard from Haruhi a very annoyed "I am not your toy!" She glanced over to where the twins were wrapping their arms around him and had to quickly stifle a pang of jealousy. No. Not right now, Chi. She thought to herself as she walked up behind the trio.
"You want a toy?" Chihiro froze as the low voice cut through the noise of the loud room quite easily. She turned to the hidden door that she had noticed on her third day here and saw Nekozawa-senpai sticking his face through the door, Beelzenef waving at them. She swallowed down her relief when she noticed it was only the Black Magic Club's president and his second in command was no where to be seen.
Chihiro watched off to the side for a few seconds as Tamaki told the horrors of the curse that Nekozawa-senpai had placed on him until she felt a familiar hand slide into hers. "Saru-chan!" Chihiro turned up to Mitsukuni's smiling face, her mood suddenly lightened. "Come eat cake with me!" Chihiro giggled as she raced across the room with her older cousin. When they reached his hosting table with Takashi, they heard a scream of "MURDERERS!" and Chihiro turned just enough to see Nekozawa-senpai running out of the club room into the dark doors, which suddenly lost most of their ominous presence. She sighed in relief, and her sharp hearing caught a slight sigh from Mitsukuni as well. It was quickly covered up by a cry of "Cake!" and Chihiro pushed it away for thinking about later.
Hana walked into the Black Magic Club room with barely a blink of her eye. Well, she did shiver a little, but it was only because Nekozawa was always hot under his thick cloak, so the heat stayed off.
"Hana-senpai," The black haired girl turned to see Reiko Kanazuki, the only female member of the Black Magic Club. The younger girl was bowing toward Hana, who just nodded at the curse expert. "What brings you to the Black Magic Club?" Hana glanced at the other two members of the club in the room, brothers Kiyoshi and Hibiki Tsukino, but the two seemed to be bent over a book.
"I am actually looking for Nekozawa-senpai," Hana said as she turned back to Reiko. The girl kept a blank face as Hana continued. "He was the one who asked me to come here."
"You mean, summoned you here." Hana swallowed to keep from growling at the new voice in the room.
"No, Kaito. He asked me to come about business." She glared up at the Black Magic Club's Vice-President as he stepped closer to her. Reiko, who had lost interest in the conversation went back to reading the book that her nose had been buried in before she had greeted Hana. Kaito tapped the side of his chin as he spoke again.
"No, I'm pretty sure that he summoned you, knowing your little problem." Kaito smirked the smirk that made Hana wanted to dig his heart out with a spoon and then serve it to him on a silver platter.
"I'm actually sure that the only person that Nekozawa-senpai can summon is you, figuring that we share that 'little problem'." Hana snapped back, which effectively made Kaito's smirk faulter, and she saw a slight flicker of anger in his eyes. "Speaking of the devil, where is your President?" The big black doors at the other end of the club room suddenly burst open and slammed shut as Nekozawa leaned up against them, Beelzenef firmly on his hand. The Black Magic Club President slowly slid down the door to a sitting position as Kaito made his way towards him. Hana followed at a much slower pace, mainly to keep herself as far away from the Vice-President as possible.
"What happened, boss?" Kaito said as he squatted down next to the eccentric cat worshiper.
"Hatachiins... Flashlight... Murderers..." Nekozawa said between gasping breaths. Beelzenef nodded frantically to drive the senior's point home. Kaito just rolled his eyes.
"Alright, get up." Kaito tried pulling Nekozawa off of the floor, only to have the Black Magic Club President go limp. "You aren't dead yet, are you?" Nekozawa shook his head, though his eyes remained closed. "Then get up and plot revenge on those terrible twins." Nekozawa just sat on the floor, Beelzenef hovering over him with a fan, making sure that he stayed cool. However, Hana had just about had enough.
"Ahem." She cleared her throat, and Nekozawa looked up at her. When she was sure that she had his attention, she continued. "You asked me to come today." That seemed to put the spark back into the President's eyes.
"Yes, let me see." Nekozawa finally got up off of the floor and moved towards a stack of papers on a table, ruffling through them, Beelzenef glancing at the papers as Nekozawa moved them around. The Black Magic Club President finally found what he was looking for, and he handed Hana a small stack. She took them and started looking though them.
"I'm guessing that you are looking for these exact vases? All of them?" Hana said as she flipped though the pictures. Most of them she could name off of the top of her head, however, a few slipped through and one she had never even seen before. "And what exactly are you wanting with them?" She asked looking up at Nekozawa as she remembered more details on certain vases.
"I am not sure." Hana stared at Nekozawa with a blank face. He shrugged and pointed towards Kioyshi and Hibiki as he continued. "Dreams don't always tell the exact details..."
"No deal." Hana said as she slammed the papers back on the table. "If you have no idea what exactly you are purchasing, then I cannot sell it. I'm not even sure one of those pieces exist, and I don't really find antiques by picture googling them. Also three of them are in private hands, and I am not going to go through the trouble of trying to make them sell it just so I can give it to you for practically free." There was also one that had been sealed away for the past twenty years, and she was not letting Kaito anywhere near that thing, but she wasn't going to let them know about that. "I'm sorry, it's too much trouble on my part." She stared at Nekozawa who seemed a bit stunned at her sharp retort.
"I-I didn't realize.." Hana smiled a bit. Of course he didn't. He probably didn't even know what half of the objects in the room did. She held up a hand to keep the black clad senior from talking forever.
"Its alright," She said. "Not a lot of people understand that, so your alright. As you know, I can't get all of these," Hana gestured toward the papers. "But let me see what I can do about the ones that are available."
"Ah, thank you, Hana-san!" Nekozawa bowed at her, and Beelzenef took the opportunity to wave at Hana. Hana smiled and waved back as Nekozawa stood back up, the dark cowl covering his features. "When do you think we could get them moved in?" Hana sighed and closed her eyes. It was going to be a really long afternoon in the North building's basement.
A/N: The plot thickens. Slightly. But anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Please let me know what you think and you have a great day/night/whatever.:}