Today we're about to go to the human and so far I called up the X-Men to let them know so they can be well acquainted with some of my friends. So us guys and Tsukune are waiting for the bus to get here; Damion casually leaning against a tree, Sai was doing one handed push-ups, I was doing a handstand a la Dolph Ziggler and Tsukune was pacing back and forth, always looking at his watch.
"Tsukune, calm down. It's gonna be here," Damion said.
Hey, you." Moka called out.
Damion pushed off the tree, Sai went into a one-handed handstand before bending his back to land on my feet and I did the same thing, Tsukune finally looked up and stopped pacing. "Oh, hey, you're here!" He said happily. Then he looked at her cute dress. "Whoa, Moka…" He said, stunned.
"Guys, you're early, we weren't supposed to meet for another half hour." She said.
"Just really hyped up I guess" I said.
"I, uh…" Tsukune said, but was basically speechless. 'Wow, Moka looks incredible in that outfit!' He thought.
'Tch Perv,' I thought, hitting him in the back of the head.
"I must look kinda weird, huh?" She asked.
"NOT AT ALL, YOU LOOK AMAZING!" He blurted out, getting right up in her face.
"Down, boy." Damion said, pulling him back. "you do look great, though, Moka." Damion said.
"Really beautiful," I said.
"Yup." Sai agreed.
"I can't believe our summer break FINALLY starts today. I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna be fun." She said.
"Yeah, apparently we only get 6 weeks," Sai said.
"Yeah bummer. You suck, Japan." I said (A/N: Just kidding, we love Japan).
"Yeah, I never thought we'd be doing anything like this." Tsukune said.
Flashback…
"A club trip?!" He said, shocked.
"Isn't that what she JUST said?" Damion said dryly.
That's RIIIGHT! And I've decided that for this year's summer trip, the Newspaper club is gonna go to the Human world!" Ms. Nekonome said happily. This came as a shock to all 4 of the human world inhabitants (Damion, Tsukune, Sai and myself), but Tsukune flipped out about it.
"Are you positive this is a good idea?" He asked in his usual pussy-bitch tone, as Sai, Damion and I rolled our eyes and sigh.
"Of course, it'll be fine as long as I'm with you!" She said, now slightly weirded out. Then she giggled nervously. "I'm hoping." She said.
"Ha! So you're not sure!" Tsukune said, freaking out again.
Back to now…
"You know, I'm a bit nervous?" Moka said.
"Why's that?" I asked, tuning back in and looking at her.
"I told you, about how I left the human world after Junior High School." She said.
"Yeah that," I said "that's no reason for you to discriminate against humans." I said, using my blood construction to make a golem, a football player and a rockstar to battle Sai's Blaziken.
"Interesting choices," Sai said and he orders his Blaziken to attack my blood creatures.
While that's happening, Moka and Aono are leaning to each other for kiss until...
Hold up!" Kurumu said as the two quickly separated.
"Hold on, you guys, wait for me!" Yukari said, rushing after Kurumu and Mizore. She caught up to them and got a pouty look on her face. "What do you two think you're doing, huh?!" She asked.
"Well, look who decided to come a bit prematurely!" Kurumu said.
"Can't leave 'em alone, can we?" Mizore said.
We all laughed a bit until we heard a bus horn. We all looked over to see the bus coming and Ms. Nekonome leaning halfway out of it. "Hey, guuuuuys~" She called happily.
"'bout time." Damion said.
"Yeah, Sai and I was getting bored waiting." I said, dispelling my blood creatures and Sai returning his Blaziken to his pokeball.
The bus pulled up to us as Ms. Nekonome spoke. "This is the Newspaper club's first trip to the human world, right?" She asked happily.
"Actually Sai, Damion, Tsukune and I live in the human world, but as a group, yes, this will be our first time." I said.
"Well, let's all be happy and have a great time!" She said.
"Yeah!" We all said.
"Hey, where's Gin?" Tsukune asked.
"He said he had to grab a few things, but I see his dust trail coming right now." I said, pointing.
He rushed in and quickly got on the bus. "Thank god, I finally finished those make-up classes! Let's go before I have to spend another minute with Ririko!" He said.
"Her, huh? Oh-ho-ho," I smirked, getting on the bus.
"Hey, Kurumu, didn't you have to do some make-up classes?" Yukari asked.
"Oh, you don't have to worry about that! I managed to finish all of my make-up classes!" She said, quickly getting Yukari and herself on the bus.
"More like managed to skip them, I bet." Mizore said.
"That I believe." Damion said, also getting on the bus.
"Oh burn!" Sai said pointing at her.
As we pulled away and headed for the tunnel I heard Kurumu whisper something. "Yay me. Yahoohoo!" She giggled.
We were all chilling on the bus, Sai, Damion and I are discussing about the Dork Knight, Batman. "Seriously though, ever noticed dresses each if his Robins in traffic light colors? Doesn't really spell stealthy now doesn't it?" I asked.
"I know," Sai said. "If he's going for stealth, why does he dress them up like a Christmas tree?"
"Rather foolish if you ask me." Damion said.
"And what's stupid is that in Death Battle there's no way that Batman can beat Captain America!" Sai said angrily.
"Yeah, Cap would have beaten Bats. It all just to appeal to these hardcore Bat-fans." I said.
At that moment, we passed through the tunnel. Tsukune began tearing up, all emotional and leapt up, looking out the window. "I'm back home!" He said happily as a fat kid over a happy meal.
"Seriously Aono, calm down." I said.
"Someone's sure excited." Mizore said.
"Yeah, no kidding. What's that all about, you sound like a human?" Kurumu said.
"You know why? It's because he lived in the human world for so long! Right? Right?" Moka said.
"Uh, yeah, I guess I feel sort of attached or something." He said.
'Or obviously it is because you ARE a human.' I thought.
"Well, I guess that type of thing can happen." Kurumu said, buying it.
We finally reached our stop and noticed a bunch of interesting people at said stop. Very familiar people who are close to me. I was feeling damn nostalgic for the first time and I just can't wait to for my gang to meet my fellow X-men. "Oh, look at all those people there! Certainly an interesting bunch aren't they?" Ms. Nekonome said.
"Yeah, but who are they?" Moka said, nervously.
"Oh, chillax. They're my friends," I said. "They're not just gonna hurt you."(A/N: MY X-men lineup: X-23, Jubilee, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, Iceman, Rogue, and Gambit. I was going to add Wolverine, Storm, Jean Gray, Colossus, and Cyclops to this storyline, but I didn't feel like it.)
"Hey, Draco! Good to see you again!" Bobby aka Iceman said, high fiving me.
"Nice to see you too, Frosty." I said.
"Draco!" My girlfriend, Laura Kinney aka X-23 said running towards me.
"Hey, babe!" I said, laughing and grabbed her around the waist, lifting her into the air, spinning and kissing her, much to her surprise and the fury of a certain blue-nette girl.
"Whoa, very romantic of you hon," she said.
"When I haven't seen you for a month and an annoying unwanted harem wouldn't stop bothering me." I said
"Harem you say, Draco? Well ain't you a ladies man?" Gambit said.
"Guess you can say that." I said, sighing.
And so my X-chums and my schoolmates are getting to know each other very. Iceman was flirting with Mizore which is less surprising and got a death glare from Damion while having a conversation with Jubilee, the former mutant turned vampire, Nightcrawler scares Tsukune with his Teleportation much to my enjoyment, Shadowcat and Moka are getting along well, Sai and Iceman are in some kind of friendly rivalry, then there's Laura and Kurumu.
"So you're the famous Laura that Draco that was talking about?" The bluenette succubus asked.
"What is this, episode 2?" I asked getting a deja vu feeling.
"Yeah what of it?" Laura asked, staring down at Kurumu.
"Okay, you wanna fight me for him?!" She demands.
"Cute." Laura says, then extends her claws and easily slices through Kurumu'd nails. "And yes, I do." She says with a challenging smirk.
"What a babe. Am I right, fellas?" I said dreamily with hearts in my eyes.
"Oh god we lost home." Damion said.
"Can you blame the guy? You should totally see how he and Laura was back at the Mansion." Iceman said.
"Alright. Enough lovey dovey nonsense and let's hit the beach already!" Kitty said.
"Whatever you say, kitty-cat." I said.
Later, we arrived at the beach to party. Laura and I are laying sunbathing, Jubilee is laying underneath a umbrella because shes a different type of vampire where shes weak against the sun, Damion and Sai are cooking burgers and hot dogs on a grill they found, Gambit is by the picnic table making his 'famous' gumbo while Rogue just stood there, Iceman is surfing on his ice made surfboard, everyone else is playing with a beach ball.
So, you're not afraid of the human world?" Yukari asked Tsukune (They must've missed my intro for him).
"No, not all." He replied.
"Wow! Tsukune you're incredible!" She said.
"I don't think you know the meaning of that word." I told her.
"You like teasing that guy, huh?" Lady asked.
"Not so much teasing as totally bagging on him. It's always fun seeing him making a monkey ass out of himself or as the Germans call it 'schadenfreude'" I said.
"Ja. That's speaking my language." Nightcrawler said, as he BAMF'd in by us.
Moka dove for the ball at one point and knocked it into the air, hitting the ground herself.
"Whoa! Moka are you okay?" Tsukune asked, hitting it back quickly, then checking on her.
"Oh, yeah. I just got a massive pile of sand up my swimsuit, that's all." She said.
"Man, that's never fun." I said.
"Especially if you're a girl," Laura said.
Finally, Kurumu kept stealing the ball from Yukari and teased her when she pouted about it. "That's enough, this means war!" Yukari snapped.
"Oh, please, do you really think I'm scared of a little girl? If you want some, BRING IT." She said, slamming the ball back to Tsukune when she said bring it.
Yukari was getting pretty competitive now and was even going to use magic for a super shot against Kurumu. "Yukari no!" Tsukune said, stopping her, at the expense of getting slammed to the ground. "You know, you're not supposed to use magic in the human world." He said.
She started laughing at that point, sticking out her tongue. "Oops, I guess I got carried away." She giggled.
Not too far off, Ms. Nekonome wouldn't leave a sushi guy alone, looking at all of his fish. "Can I help you with something?" The guy said. She merely squealed happily over the fish he hadn't cooked yet. "Those fish are raw." He said.
"Rowr! To be completely honest, I like them better that way." She said.
"By her scent, she's a neko correct?" Laura asked using her highten
"You know it," I answered. It's a good thing that swimsuit is so tight. Her tail might pop out otherwise."
Later, with the exception of Sai, Damion and Moka, we all decided to play in the water. Laura and I are playing chicken against Rogue and Gambit and won while Sai, Damion and Moka are cheering us on. After that we decided to explore and investigate the sun flower fields. "Wow! Look at all of them!" Moka said in awe.
"Beautiful, isn't it, Draco?" Laura asked.
"Not as beautiful as you babe." I said, giving her a kiss on the lips which made Kurumu very furious.
"Get a room you two," Jubilee said.
"There's a sign here that says 'do not enter.'"Damion said, reading it.
"But this place is so beautiful! I wonder why?" Yukari said, walking in further.
"Bet it's something worth killing," I said as I drawn my blood katanas. "Am I the only the only one with a murder boner now?" I asked, making Laura and Jubilee laugh while everyone else was disgusted by my perverse vulgarity.
"Ugh! TMI, Draco. TMI." Sai groan.
Unbeknownst to us, we were being watched by a decently powerful witch.
(Unimportant filler later. Yup I'm skipping some of the scenes because I'm lazy.)
Yukari stood on the top of the hill looking down at the sunflower field. "Witch hill, huh? I wonder if a witch really lives here. Maybe she's like me?" She wondered, when suddenly she saw a figure. She raised her wand, but then the moon came from behind the clouds to light the area, revealing a woman.
"No need to look so frightened, my little witch friend." She said, stepping into the light to completely reveal herself. "My name is Ruby. I'm a witch just like you. We're the same, you and I, Yukari." She said, pulling out her wand, which looked menacing compared to Yukari's.
"How do you know my name?" She asked.
"You came up this afternoon. I've been watching you ever since. Never once did I imagine I'd run into another witch. I wanna ask you something. You see, I would really like to become your friend, if you want." She said, almost shyly.
Meanwhile, back at the camp by the beach...
I've started puking out blood violently. "I sense a friendship speech! MUST ELIMINATE!" I said searching for the source after I quickly regain my composure.
"You'd really be my friend?" Yukari asked.
Ruby then livened up. "Oh! So we can, then, right!?" She asked, running up and hugging Yukari.
"Ruby, you-" Yukari choked out, being held a little too tight.
"You and I are both witches, so we should be best friends." She said, to which Yukari nodded.
"More annoying friendship speeches? Please. And Yukari, didn't your parents ever teach you not to talk to strangers?" I asked, putting one hand on my hip.
"Demon scum! First you threatened Yukari, now you're here for me?! Well, I won't let you take her, me or my mother! And you will never stop our plans to wipe out the humans." Ruby snapped.
"God you sounded like Magneto you want to wipe out the human race. Anyways I'm afraid I can't let you do that." I said, sounding similar to Wolf O'Donnell from Star Fox and I was about to charge in but Tsukune got in my way.
"Wait Draco!" He shouted.
"Oh goody, there's you! Let me guess; I can't kill her?" I said, glaring at the human boy.
"That's exactly what I'm gonna say! Just give her a chanc-ACK!" I stopped his annoying plea as I punched him hard in the solar plexus knocking him out.
"Don't get in my way, Aono." I said and turned my focus on Ruby.
"Now my pets,Devour him!" She said, waving her wand and making giant plant monsters rush at me.
"Berserker barrage!" I shouted rushing in, slashing them to bits effortlessly with Wolverine's fighting style. I finished them quickly and turned my attention to Ruby. "Now it's your turn, witch!" I said, pointing my Blood Clawed finger at her.
"No Draco! You can't don't do this!" Yukari said.
"Outta the way, Yukari." I said.
"Just let me handle this!" She said, turning to Ruby. "Ruby, I've decided that I can't stay here with you. I have friends that I care about-" She said.
"Boring!" Sai said, using his remote to fast forward the friendship speech.
"Sorry, Ruby." The little witch said with a bow and turning away.
"Guess that's it. Yukari seems fine now, huh?" Tsukune said, apparently awaken from his unconsciousness.
"Hey, you went looking for Yukari, then when you didn't come back I got really worried something happened to you so I got everyone else to come get you." Moka said.
"Moka…" Tsukune said, blushing.
"Tsukune…"
"Make it stooooop!" I said, instantly agitated again.
They two of them went to kiss when suddenly, Tsukune was impaled in the side by vines and fell to the ground, looking dead. "Uh Tsukune? If you you're dead please let us know." I said.
"How? Dead people can't talk." Damion said.
"Liar! What about Achmed the Dead Terrorist?" I asked, being an idiot.
"He's a puppet Draco. He was literally just talking out of his ass kinda like you're doing." Sai said.
"I will bring Yukari home with me. Because it's my wish. And also her ladyship demands it." Ruby said.
"We gotta kill her now, don't we?" Sai asked, looking at Damion and I.
"Looks like it." I said.
"Especially since she just killed a human and she plans to kill more, so yes." Vamps said as we get into our fighting stances.
"Tsukune… Please, no. NOOOOOOO!" Moka screamed, then suddenly, in a burst of monster energy, Inner Moka appeared, even with the rosary still attached.
"No way! That intimidating energy! It's stronger than even Stein or Spirit. Maybe even Vegeta, even as a Super Saiyan 2!" Sai said in pure shock.
"We… Are… Fucked." Damion said.
"Hit the deck!" I shouted as I got into my dragon form and getting everyone out of Moka's range.
Moka rushed in and with a massive blast of monster energy, and the episode just fade into black.
Omake(Special thanks to Sai Kunai Blade)
After Ruby was dealt with, we looked down as Tsukune's almost lifeless body and the giant pool of blood around him, everyone back in their original form. "Well... He was a good person and he'll be missed. That's all I got." Sai said, starting to walk away until Moka grabbed onto his arm.
"Wait, Sai! You said you were a surgeon once! Maybe you can save him! At least try, please!" Moka pleaded.
Our favorite Silver haired enigma let out a sigh, but then nodded. "Alright, let's see what we've got here." He said, pulling off Tsukune's shirt and jacket, looking at the wounds. "Damn. He's got a punctured lung, which I can fix, but his heart's been stabbed. He'll need a transplant. Luckily, I carry surgeon supplies on me at all times." He said, pulling out the supplies and getting to work, cutting open Tsukune's chest and picking up a hammer, "Okay, start off with this and we'll just bash out the ribs." He said, completely destroying Tsukune's rib cage with one swing, sending the ribs flying everywhere. " Outta the way, ribs! We don't need you! No one needs you! It's okay, I'll fix that later. Okay, what am I doing again?" He asked, moving back slightly as the girls glared at him. "Oh, right, I remember. Collapsed lung and heart transplant." He said, grabbing the collapsed lung. "Just gonna take this lung and pull it... out... of,.. you..!" He said, straining a bit to pull it out, then looking at what's left. "See, this is going good. I can see the heart already! We're halfway there." He said, but then noticed the blood indicator, showing Tsukune was RAPIDLY losing blood, currently in the low 3000's. "Okay, he's losing A LOT of blood. I'mma just grab this needle here. And stop him from bleeding so bad." He said, reaching for the needle, but accidentally pricking his finger. THAT wasn't the best thing that could ever happened. He was now visibly messed up, slowly moving back and forth and looking drunk practically (now when I talk you should make it in bold to show I'm messed up). "OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!" He shouted, but still grabbing the needle and kept poking Tsukune in the face, but to no avail. "It's not working! Hold on! I'll use this one!" He said, picking up the other needle. "Alright, I'm just gonna give you a quick little... beep!" He said, pricking him and making him stop bleeding. "There we go. Okay, now... I am REALLY glad you're unconscious for this part." He said, picking up a scalpel and doing small movements in the air. "Now... We just have to DELICATELY cut... out the heart... DELICATELY..." He said, but then started digging around with it inside as if he was drawing scribbles. Then, the heart fell out of its natural place. "Did I do it?" He asked, leaning in. "It looks like it's loose! Okay!" He said, grabbing it and throwing it over his shoulder, comically hitting Kurumu in the face with it, opening the emergency box and pulling out a new heart. "Alright... Now I'm just gonna pp it in there." He said, dropping it in place of the other one. "BOOM! I! Am a surgical GENIUS!" He said, then tossing in a new lung as well before passing out from the drugs.
"Well I'll be damned, you actually didn't kill him." I said. "Guess I won't be needing this." I said as I tossed a tombstone with Tsukune's name and date of birth and date of 'his death'.
Everyone from my school and the X-men were in awe of Sai's amazing medical prowess. Especially Moka who is so happy to see Tsukune to be alright.
"For sure I thought Sai would butcher him." Damion said.
"Never underestimate my surgical SKILLZ!" Sai said, recovering from the drugs.
"I'll take your word for it." I said, smirking.