Telephone

In Soul Society, they can communicate through hell's butterflies, but it's not a very safe channel as it could be intercepted by any ranked shinigami. But when they're in the real world, they're free. That's one of the reasons why he likes the place. Just a random chat. : )

He to her --) i luv u

Her to him --) Cheesy stuff doesn't sound lik u. Cut it, but I luv u 2.

He to her --) im cheesy cos u lik it. admit it

Her to him --) Nonsense. Im a Kuchiki, u know… : p

He to her --) yeah, talk bout a freak'd up 1…

Her to him --) It's ur bad influence : p

He to her --) ok but just so u know… i found ur book in ichigos closet… keke

Her to him --) No u didn't.

He to her --) ok wasnt me, but ichigos sis… kinda rose a family council… he says he'll destroy all ur chappy goodies before killing u slow

Her to him --) S!!!

He to her --) kekeke. baka

Her to him --) I'll just erase their memories.

He to her --) …just 2 know… whyd u buy that stuff 4?

Her to him --) What stuff?

He to her --) the book baka

Her to him --) What'd u think I bought it 4?

He to her --) …

Her to him --) U. Baka.

He to her --) ? 4 me 2 read it? …

Her to him --) For stuff 2 use on u. And stop blushin like that when im not around.

He to her --) eh?! whos blushin… …see u 2nite then…

Her to him --) I didn't have the time 2 read anything baka… : (

He to her --) …i'll erase their memories n take it back.

Her to him --) lol U so predictable, u know? Haha. The bunny wins.

He to her --) we'll c dat 2nite. i'll b the 1 havin the book, don't forget keke

Her to him --) I can buy another 10 by tonight. Hehe but u the one unable to use human currency yet ;p Bunny always wins n is on its way to world domination.

He to her --) kekeke im sure i can find a few dozens in ichigos old mans study… u think ud hav nough cash fo more?

Her to him --) Eh. Have u ever read these human books before?

He to her --) saw that kinda book bfore back in ss… why?

Her to him --) So naïve of u. U'll be too scarred to learn anything. The human books are worse, like WAY worse.

He to her --) … dont underestimate me… ive been in some messed-up corners of rukongai while u were in ur lil palace ;)

Her to him --) Oh. Are there things u want 2 confess, Renji? …

He to her --) u'll learn early enough. keke

Her to him --) Show off. The bunny wins anyway, cause I say so.

He to her --) hai, Rukia-sama. :p luv u spoiled brat.

Her to him --) See u, cutey dog. '(OxO)'