Ch 10
The Party
Wow you've read 10 of my chapters congratulations. Well that's not really a big deal since there prity short. So we start off this chapter with Ron looking for Harry, AGAIN. Don't ask why Rons always looking for Harry I don't know and I don't care. So Ron hears in the distance so one with a deep voice moaning "Who's you daddy"
Ron: "Eww"
You can probably guess who it is! So Harry walks out wearing a kilt and moccasins.
Ron: "I won't even ask"
Harry: "What you up to"
Ron: "Well im not screwing my faja"
Harry: "I wasn't"
Ron: "LIAR"
Harry: "Im sorry I couldn't resist that sexy beast"
Ron: "I know"
Just then Harry gets attacked with a cleaver. Thrown my DUBY!!! REEH REEH REEH
Harry: "Owe"7
Ron: "Wouldn't that really hurt having a cleaver thrown at you"
Nicky: "Ok fine"
Harry: "Really owe"
Ron: "Thank you"
Duby: "HA" evil laugh
Harry: "Owe you hit me you a hole why did you throw a cleaver at me?"
Duby: "I don't know im stoned"
Harry: "Have you been hanging out with little Dumb and big Dumb again?"
Duby: "Maybe"
Harry: "Hey lets go see them"
Duby and Ron: "ok"
So Harry's walking a round with a cleaver in his leg and Ron and Duby are skipping along. So they head into Dumb's office, and see Dumb and lil Dumb and Cheech and Chong all sitting on the floor smoking bongs and blunts and sipping on some bottle in a paper bag.
Harry: "What's going on Dumb"
Dumb: "Nothing lil Potter dude just having a smoking, drinking, munching, party is all man."
Ron: "Oh I see'
Dumb: "Sorry I forgot to invite you and I forgot your bird number" (aka phone number for wizards)
Harry: "Don't worry Im just a human being"
Dumb: "Oh ok"
Harry: "Who's all here?"
Dumb: "Well theres lets see big shrek dude, and cheech and Bong, and look we got a hobo over there"
Ron: "No no no more HOBOS"
Harry: "Its ok Ron breath into the bag"
Dumb: "Over there we got Shaggy, Stimpy and Sponge bob uh no pants"
Bum: "Oh that's why the hobos got square pants on"
Dumb: "Uh yeah that's it"
After a half hour they've eaten all the food so they decided to go to Docdonalds. So there walking all stoned to Docdonalds but they keep falling over each other so they each grabbed each others arms and started singing follow the yellow brick roads! Finally they got to Docdonalds (which was right next to Dumbs office) and they pull up to the drive thru window in a box and an annoying girl was sitting at the window shoving a pencil eraser into her ear and her name was Barf. Then all of a sudden Harry says
Harry: "Faja Faja Faja Faja Faja can you hear me"
Then Voldemort pops up and says
"Yes"
Nicky: "eww"
So they're at the window and they're ordering from Barf.
Dumb: "Yeah like hi Barf man or woman, uh how much e for the whole er menu"
Barf: "Would you like fries with that?"
Dumb: "I asked you how much the menu would be I didn't order yet"
Barf: "Would you like fries with that"
Ron: "Are you dumb"
Barf: "do you want fries with that?"
Dumb: "sure"
Barf: "Do you want fries with that?"
Dumb: "like dude I think your broken"
Barf: "What huh"
Ron: "U BROKED"
Barf: "Would you like to biggy size your fries"
As Barf wipes her nose with her arm.
Dumb: "Forget it guys we'll go to Taco hell"
Barf: "Would that be for here or to go?"
As Ron slaps her in the face.
Barf: "Ah that's better, hey can I take your order"
Harry: "No"
Barf: "Have a nice day"
As they walked out Barf yells.
Barf: "Hey can I come"
Dumb: "SURE"
So they start to skip to Taco hell and all of a sudden...
END OF CHAPTER 10
The Party
Wow you've read 10 of my chapters congratulations. Well that's not really a big deal since there prity short. So we start off this chapter with Ron looking for Harry, AGAIN. Don't ask why Rons always looking for Harry I don't know and I don't care. So Ron hears in the distance so one with a deep voice moaning "Who's you daddy"
Ron: "Eww"
You can probably guess who it is! So Harry walks out wearing a kilt and moccasins.
Ron: "I won't even ask"
Harry: "What you up to"
Ron: "Well im not screwing my faja"
Harry: "I wasn't"
Ron: "LIAR"
Harry: "Im sorry I couldn't resist that sexy beast"
Ron: "I know"
Just then Harry gets attacked with a cleaver. Thrown my DUBY!!! REEH REEH REEH
Harry: "Owe"7
Ron: "Wouldn't that really hurt having a cleaver thrown at you"
Nicky: "Ok fine"
Harry: "Really owe"
Ron: "Thank you"
Duby: "HA" evil laugh
Harry: "Owe you hit me you a hole why did you throw a cleaver at me?"
Duby: "I don't know im stoned"
Harry: "Have you been hanging out with little Dumb and big Dumb again?"
Duby: "Maybe"
Harry: "Hey lets go see them"
Duby and Ron: "ok"
So Harry's walking a round with a cleaver in his leg and Ron and Duby are skipping along. So they head into Dumb's office, and see Dumb and lil Dumb and Cheech and Chong all sitting on the floor smoking bongs and blunts and sipping on some bottle in a paper bag.
Harry: "What's going on Dumb"
Dumb: "Nothing lil Potter dude just having a smoking, drinking, munching, party is all man."
Ron: "Oh I see'
Dumb: "Sorry I forgot to invite you and I forgot your bird number" (aka phone number for wizards)
Harry: "Don't worry Im just a human being"
Dumb: "Oh ok"
Harry: "Who's all here?"
Dumb: "Well theres lets see big shrek dude, and cheech and Bong, and look we got a hobo over there"
Ron: "No no no more HOBOS"
Harry: "Its ok Ron breath into the bag"
Dumb: "Over there we got Shaggy, Stimpy and Sponge bob uh no pants"
Bum: "Oh that's why the hobos got square pants on"
Dumb: "Uh yeah that's it"
After a half hour they've eaten all the food so they decided to go to Docdonalds. So there walking all stoned to Docdonalds but they keep falling over each other so they each grabbed each others arms and started singing follow the yellow brick roads! Finally they got to Docdonalds (which was right next to Dumbs office) and they pull up to the drive thru window in a box and an annoying girl was sitting at the window shoving a pencil eraser into her ear and her name was Barf. Then all of a sudden Harry says
Harry: "Faja Faja Faja Faja Faja can you hear me"
Then Voldemort pops up and says
"Yes"
Nicky: "eww"
So they're at the window and they're ordering from Barf.
Dumb: "Yeah like hi Barf man or woman, uh how much e for the whole er menu"
Barf: "Would you like fries with that?"
Dumb: "I asked you how much the menu would be I didn't order yet"
Barf: "Would you like fries with that"
Ron: "Are you dumb"
Barf: "do you want fries with that?"
Dumb: "sure"
Barf: "Do you want fries with that?"
Dumb: "like dude I think your broken"
Barf: "What huh"
Ron: "U BROKED"
Barf: "Would you like to biggy size your fries"
As Barf wipes her nose with her arm.
Dumb: "Forget it guys we'll go to Taco hell"
Barf: "Would that be for here or to go?"
As Ron slaps her in the face.
Barf: "Ah that's better, hey can I take your order"
Harry: "No"
Barf: "Have a nice day"
As they walked out Barf yells.
Barf: "Hey can I come"
Dumb: "SURE"
So they start to skip to Taco hell and all of a sudden...
END OF CHAPTER 10