This is from Wade Wilson's POV, I hope it works ok.

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So here I am, a 19-year-old guy with special abilities. I am sitting on the bed of a 16-year-old cutie I seem to have fallen for. He is younger, so he got adopted. I could have already moved out of the orphanage but I am still there. I am helping raising the younger ones. Some are afraid of me, they don't know how to cope with a tall guy covered in scars. My parents died in a fire of which I could barely be saved. They couldn't take all the scars away, they didn't know how. Now some people are afraid of me. I was relieved when the new one, Peter, didn't even flinch when I pulled down my hoodie. He already grew to me the first day because he wasn't afraid, wasn't disgusted. He just took me as I am and befriended me without any difficulties.

When I told him about my abilities, he believed me right away. I think his father had some kind of science project close to that subject going on before he and his wife disappeared. When a few months ago, Peter told me he was feeling strange and that he was changing I just laughed at him at first, I thought he was kidding me. But seeing the things he could do, which are way more impressive than my abilities, I had to believe him. I trained him in some martial arts stuff I know, tried to give him some strength, taught him how to hide it.

We grew even closer than we were before. I don't know if he feels the same way I do, but sure as hell did I miss him when he went to live here. In the fabulous "Avengers Tower", together with all the superheroes. He was only gone for some hours and now it's just 11 p.m. and I've already broken into a house full of super strong people just to see him.

I am just sitting down on the enormous bed he has in his room, when he comes out of the bathroom. Still dripping wet, only with a towel around his hips, he squeaks when he sees me. "Hello sweetie! I came to visit you at your new home." I say, greeting him. He turns on the light, but from his face I can read he already knows who this is. He comes closer, still smiling happily. "Nice to see you too, Wade. Wow, you couldn't stand having me away for what? Twelve hours? I didn't think you were that clingy.", I hear the little boy saying.

"I'll show you how clingy I can be, Spidey!" I laugh. Seconds later, I jump from the bed, tackling him. I jump right up again, when I know he's lying on the floor. "I think you should get dressed, this is kinda distracting. How should I start a proper fight with you when you're almost naked?" I tell him, smiling.

I sit down on the bed again, leaning back so that the boy has his privacy. I hear him rumouring around, and just a minute later, I feel a hand pull on my hair. "Hey, you can stop looking at the ceiling, I have put something on." I turn my head around, looking at the boy that lies beside me. "Sorry I broke into your new home. I hope they won't storm in and think I am some kind of a thief, murderer or rapist. I don't want to get punched by Captain America.", I tell the lanky boy.

The moment I'm finished with my sentence, two men storm in and yell "Peter, where are you? Is everything fine with you? JARVIS just told Tony there was a break-in on your floor." As they see us, I jump up. "Good evening, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Stark. I'm sorry I broke into your home, I just missed my precious Spider-boy. My name Is Wade Wilson, I am a friend of your... son.", I say stretching out my hand to shake theirs.

Tony Stark sends me a glare "Well, you have some talent, when you got to break in without one of us noticing soon enough... So, is that your boyfriend, Peter? 'Cause I don't think friends hang out in the middle of the night, lying on the bed. In addition, I have to tell you, you're only wearing boxers. You could have told us earlier, and HE could have just come here tomorrow to get introduced to us. You know, you only moved in here today, isn't that a bit clingy that he broke in here 12 hours after seeing you the last time? Oh and before I forget, Wade, how the fuck did you get in here?"

Peter and I both laugh, hearing Iron Man trying to be a good parent. Seeing us two laughing together, Steve makes a confused face, "Peter, as Tony said, why don't you tell us what you two were doing on your bed and why you didn't just introduce us sooner? Or later? I think tomorrow would have been a great idea." "I think he's more of a Captain Sass, than Captain America, right?" I whisper to Peter who has gotten up and is now standing beside me.

He breaks out into laughter, not thinking what trouble that will probably get us into.

Suddenly there's a voice from the ceiling "I do support your opinion, Mr. Wilson. But even though Mr. Rogers couldn't hear your little joke, I could. And that means Mr. Stark could, too. I would be quite careful with everything you say if there are an A.I. and a genius involved, if I were you. And Mr. Parker, it would be better if you'd just introduce your boyfriends to the whole group than keeping them as a secret. 75% of this household are superheroes, and the other 25% are norse gods. They are quite sure to find out everything you are hiding from them."

I squeak a little, surprised by a bodyless voice from the ceiling. Hearing JARVIS' explanation and his suggestions for the both of us, I have to laugh again.

"I take everything back, there is nothing cooler than this house, it speaks, it's sassy and it's a good parent even though it's an A.I.. I am sorry, I didn't mean to insult anyone or have you to fear about Peters well-being. He is fine, I was practically the one who raised him from 10 years onwards. We're good friends and you don't have to expect anything bad from me. I promise. I won't break in again, I just wanted to see if he's fine. Since this is the only floor with a window-y wall and no Avengers sign or Captain America and Iron Man sign on the window, I guessed this was Petes floor. I have some special ability called opening a door without a key. Your security stuff isn't that difficult to pass."

I am still smiling and I see that the two Superheroes may not be ok with me breaking into their home and into their new sons room, but at least they like me.

"I understand you wanting to see Peter. If you want to stay here until the morning, there is a guest bedroom just around the corner which we prepared to be able to stay here and watch over Peter. You can make yourself at home there, and tomorrow, you will get to know the other Avengers. How old are you if I might ask? Just so I know there isn't anybody waiting for you to come home or tell where you are. Tomorrow, we will all get breakfast at 9, I'm cooking. I see that you are important to Peter, so now, you are welcomed here in the Tower, right Tony?", the Captain says. Tony just shrugs and says "Your decision, Captain Mom."

"I thank you for your approval, Sir. I would be happy to stay. I do also know how to cook, well, a little bit at least. I could help you tomorrow. I've been mostly taking care for myself, I still live at the orphanage, taking care for the youngsters. There is nobody left who would miss me.", I answer.

The Captain smiles at us. "Follow me, then. I'll show you your room. I hope it will be okay for tonight." I say goodnight to Peter and follow the soldier. He leads me into a room that is almost too full with just a huge bed. I stand in awe as the captain shows me where to find what and tells me to prepare for the A.I. to wake me tomorrow at 8 a.m.. He says he'd love me to help him cooking, also to get to know me better. That evening, I fall asleep, still not believing the luck Peter had, and that I seem to experience now too. Maybe I'm getting to live here with all the heroes, and with Petey, which is way more important to me.