AN: Wow!!!! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!! I got so many reviews for the last chapter! Anyways, in this chapter, wait, am I supposed to tell you that? Anyways, the kiddies are still there… :(

DISCLAIMER: Gimme an D-I-S-C-L-A-I-M-E-R!!! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? I DON'T OWN ALEX RIDER!

Chapter 10

Yes, you know me, so DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY

Alex's POV

Today wouldn't be so bad…

At least that's what I thought…

The day (as always), started with Eagle shouting, and waking K-Unit and I up.

Then, Eagle went to wake up the kiddies, and they were late.

So we punished them with a lot of push-ups, and sit-ups.

But as soon as they hit the assault course, it all went wrong…

I had ordered Jessica to do it again, as she had caused her team to get into last.

And her whole team obviously would've come close to first, but she, as mentioned before, was very, very slow.

Anyways, Jessica objected (In a very, very annoying voice). "But, but, I know you! I went to school with you for at least eight years! You can't just make me do the assault course because you want me to!"

To which I answered quite calmly, "If I tell you to go on the assault course, you go on the assault course. If I tell you to jump off the bridge, you get your ass over the bridge before I kill you! You have no special place in my heart. If anything, I want revenge. So HAUL YOUR ASS OVER THE COURSE, BEFORE I KICK YOUR OVER IT!"

She sure scampered.

But, she started something.

For the rest of the day, people were whining, and complaining, and whining, and complaining even more!

They said things like "You were my friend!" (Reply: "Keyword: were. I remember you calling me druggie. So now Druggie is telling you to get your ass in the lake!"). Actually, that was pretty much all they said.

They were very uncreative.

So my whole day was spent yelling at everyone (minus Tom, who, I might mention, got to help Eagle with the torturing), and telling them that because they knew me, they were going to get tortured more.

That afternoon, we were called to the Sergeant's office.

"K-Unit, MI6 has sent me about thirty copies of the Official Secrets Act. I expect you to get everyone who knows about Cub's status to sign one."

So naturally, that afternoon, we had to run around, forcing the kids to sign the act.

"But…it says I can't tell my mom about you!"

"Wait! It says we can't tell the rest of the school about Cub!"

"YES! IT SAYS HERE WE CAN STILL GOSSIP ABOUT HIM IN SCHOOL! Aww… BUT WE CAN'T TELL THE TRUTH?!"

"No! We can't gossip about it to our friends!?"

And it went on…and on…and on!

Finally, all the kiddies signed, were threatened by Wolf ("Tell anyone…and I'll find you…"), and stampeded to their huts when they were threatened by Eagle, who said that if they didn't go to their huts now, they would have to… I'm not sure that I should repeat that…

Anyways, in our hut, along with Tom…

"I am so sick of those snots!" Fox exclaimed.

Tom spoke up "I'm sick of my classmates as well…"

"Well, let's play a prank on them!" Eagle exclaimed.

"But what…?" Snake pondered.

Tom and Eagle began firing off suggestions.

"We could…throw them in a river!"

"Tickle them to death!"

"Tell them to…eat a camel's poop!"

"Trick them into thinking that Snake is a real snake!"

"Take them white river rafting, and dye the water red!"

We all stared at Tom.

"What? I think it's a good idea!"

They continued suggesting things that began to get more and more outrageous.

"We can…send them back to prehistoric times!"

"How?"

"With a time machine of course!"

"We could…put them in a fake hostage situation!"

"Or, we could trick them into thinking that everything was a dream!" I suggested while laughing.

K-Unit and Tom stared at me.

"That actually might not be such a bad idea…" Wolf said, thoughtfully.

"I was thinking we could get another unit into teaching them, and we could go into hiding, and when they ask the unit "Where's K-Unit?" They can reply, "Who the bloody hell is K-Unit?" The snots will be so freaked out!" Eagle shouted happily.

I was starting to think that my joking idea wouldn't be that bad…

"Tom! You have to act like that unit has been there for a long time! That will freak them out even more!" Fox exclaimed gleefully.

Everyone started to get excited, but there was work to be done.

We dragged Tom to the Sergeant, and asked for permission to pull out L-Unit from their hiking trip. He agreed to help us prank the snots, and sent a unit after them.

When they came back, we briefed them on their "mission", and they, who had heard about how annoying and stupid the kiddies had been, agreed to help.

So K-Unit and I drove them into our hut, and told them everything they needed to know.

After that, we went to brief all other units.

They agreed, and very happily offered to help us with the setting up of extra cameras.

It wouldn't do to have no evidence of the gullible kiddies, now would it!?

We planned to make their last full day here at, a living hell.

We would make them pay…

Richard's POV (1)

Ugh! It was terrible!

I had only about twenty minutes to figure out a signature!

I finally settled for just signing with my name in cursive.

It looked good.

Then, after signing the Act, I started to read it.

I was soon appalled at what I had signed.

It said that I couldn't tell my mommy who Cub was!

And I couldn't tell my friends that couldn't go on this trip!

It was terrible!

I went up to Wolf, and started protesting.

"Hey, Wolf! It says here that…" I trailed off when I saw Wolf's face.

I decided it would be better for my face and future children if I backed away quickly.

I didn't take my advice…I ran.

Wolf kept glaring at me.

I hid behind James, who in turn hid behind me.

And so we both hid in the bathrooms.

And we were both discovered by a SAS man.

And so we were introduced to torture, aka assault course.

What fun.

Tom's POV

Tomorrow would be our last full day here.

As well as the day as well as the day that K-Unit and I would get our revenge on my classmates.

They hadn't done much to me, but someone who makes fun of my best mate gets into my bad book for the rest of their miserable lives.

Alex had stuck up for me with bullies, he had told me his secret, he had listened to me rant about my parent's arguments. He had been my best mate for many, many years.

And I would finally pay him back for all he had done for me.

Alex's POV

Tomorrow, Operation Confuse Kiddies To Death commences!

...Eagle chose the name.

All of us knew what he was like when someone rejected his operation name…

He once beat up his old army teammates because they changed one word in the operation name he had chosen…

But that's another story for another day!

I went to sleep, knowing that tomorrow would be a good day.

I was right…

Well, partly right…

AN:

(1): This takes place during the signing of the Official Secrets Act

Sorry that this chapter was short and a filler… But if I didn't put it in here, you would have no idea what happened in the next chapter! You people wouldn't believe how hard it was for me to put myself in Tom's shoes…

Anyways, I'll try to update very soon, as in tomorrow, or maybe Tuesday…

Please review!!! It encourages me, and makes me happy!

Okay, how about this, if I get at least 10 reviews for this chapter, Richard will be punched, or kicked! Yay! Come on!

Remember, 10 reviews for a hurt Richard!

Begging for Richard to get Hurt (And that will take 10 reviews!),

Marie