Hey guys! So I've realised that I have not updated for ages and I'm really sorry. I've just been on youtube watching demyx time. Thanks for reviews!
Um, yeah so I guess that's all I have to say! On with the show!
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own the marauders. I do own some Cadburys chocolate, but I'm sharing it with Remus.
S: Can't you two heal any quicker?
J: It's not my fault that you hit me in the head with your bloody beater's bat.
S: It wasn't my fault either. I wish the owls would stop flying in my face.
J: Right.
S: But, Remmy surely you should be out by now?
R: Sirius is it really my fault if you tested one of your joke potions on me especially when 1. It wasn't fully up to standard and utterly and completely failed, and 2. turns out I have an allergic reaction to about three of the ingredients you used. Madam Pomfrey is still trying to figure out which ones they were.
S: It wasn't that bad…
R: We're still trying to get the purple out of my hair. And while we're on the subject, do not try your new prototype of the potion to Peter. DO NOT.
S: Um, not even a couple of spoonfuls?
R: NO.
S: Damn.
J: You too hoping for any valentines for the 14th?
S: Hoping? Bitch please, you're talking to Sirius lee Black. I'm gonna be flooded with valentines and presents. Hoping indeed!
J: Right. Remus?
R: Not really.
J: Don't worry you can share my chocolates!
R: You too are so immodest.
S: And that's why you love us right?
R: Not really.
J: Because we amuse you?
R: Close enough. Anyway James, how many valentines have you sent to Lily this year?
J: What, how do you know about the valentines I'm sending her?
R: Didn't til just now. Still over the last two years you have sent her over 150 valentines.
S: Really? Only that many?
R: No, that's just the last two valentine's days. DAYS.
S: So how many are you sending this Valentines Day?
J: Why the hell do you guys want to know?
R: So we can see if you beat your record from last year.
J: Fine. I'd place an approximate guess at around… 227.
R: Yeah, you beat your record. Last year you sent 138.
S: Hold on, hold on Remus, it depends on one thing. How many had soppy poems and love quotes in?
J: …
R: Come on James!
J: About 207 of them.
S: Yeah it's a record.
R: It's official.
S: It's not like you want to play the overwhelming follower or anything, cough cough.
J: Shut it you two! I can't believe you Remus. You were the one who told me to write her a valentine to show my feelings.
R: I didn't mean go overboard… with 20.
S: Nice one Remus.
J: :(
S: Oh not with the sad face.
R: Grow up James.
S: Yeah James!
R: Grow up Sirius.
S: :P
J: :P
S: :P
J: :P
S: :P
R: Alright, stop it! And just why are we passing notes in the hospital wing?
S: Pomfrey's not supposed to know I'm here.
R: Why not? Wait a minute… James, what's the time?
J: Quarter to two, why?
R: SIRIUS ORION BLACK, do you mean to tell me you're skipping class?!
S: Um… Chocolate frog, Remus?
R: Grr, fine, make it two and you've got yourself a deal.
S: Done! It was Divination anyway.
R: Oh, I thought it was charms.
S: Remus charms is on a Thursday, divination is Wednesday, Wow the things you miss when you're ill right?
J: I thought it was Friday.
R: Well, unluckily it isn't.
S: You know, for valentines day, I hope one of my admirers gets me a Sitar.
R: A Sitar?
S: A Sitar.
J: Sorry, but what's a Sitar when it's at home?
R: It's a type of guitar.
S: And it's blue with yellow markings on!
J: Cool!
R: I wonder about this place sometimes…
S:*That's right singing* Hutala hutala hutala hey, playing my sitar everyday, hutala hutala hutala ho won't stop playing no no no!
R: Please Merlin do not get him a sitar!
S: Faster, faster, fast it goes, playing the sitar with my toes!
R: What? Is that even possible?
J: Cool!
S: hutalahey, hutalahey, hutalahey, ohoa!
R: Now you're just singing nonsense!
S: I like my Sitar, I like my Sitar, I play the Sitar, Sitar wherever I go!
R: Right, I'm going back to sleep.
J: At two in the afternoon?
R: I'm so confused. Wait is that Madam Pomfrey coming?
S: OH SHIT!
*Sirius runs for his life, as Madam Pomfrey comes out of her office shouting after him, leaving James and Remus laughing, until Remus realised that he didn't get his chocolate frogs and ran after him, yelling while Madam Pomfrey to get Remus back in the hospital and Sirius in detention. James laughing all the while.*
So there's your valentines special hope you enjoyed! Please review and tell me what you think. And a happy valentines day to you all and especially the ones who review!
If you want to request songs for Sirius to sing just leave me a review stating the title and the artist. Any song will do!
Please give me ideas for a new chapter!
Disclaimer:
Sitar song 3 Mr Bombay (Been annoying my friends with that all week)